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Clips from Ghosts - Thorapy (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 15 512 clips
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Ooh, what a spread. Eggs, meats, cheese, patisserie.
"Ooh, what a spread. Eggs, meats, cheese, patisserie."
Ghosts
What is this, breakfast for one at Ben Franklin's house?
"What is this, breakfast for one at Ben Franklin's house?"
Ghosts
Oh, well, we just wanted to surprise you guys.
"Oh, well, we just wanted to surprise you guys."
Ghosts
Please tell Sass
"Please tell Sass"
Ghosts
that I looked up the traditional Lenape recipe
"that I looked up the traditional Lenape recipe"
Ghosts
for corn bread, okay?
"for corn bread, okay?"
Ghosts
Mmm, just like kohèsa used to make.
"Mmm, just like kohèsa used to make."
Ghosts
That means "mom." And now I miss my mom. Cool.
"That means "mom." And now I miss my mom. Cool."
Ghosts
Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Ghosts
The 1998 Women of Wall Street Swimsuit Calendar.
"The 1998 Women of Wall Street Swimsuit Calendar."
Ghosts
But when I said I wanted it, you called me a "big-time perv."
"But when I said I wanted it, you called me a "big-time perv.""
Ghosts
Yeah, but then I thought about it, and hey,
"Yeah, but then I thought about it, and hey,"
Ghosts
it's not that misogynistic that they asked a bunch of MBAs
"it's not that misogynistic that they asked a bunch of MBAs"
Ghosts
to wear bikinis for a photo shoot.
"to wear bikinis for a photo shoot."
Ghosts
So, yay, enjoy smelling breakfast.
"So, yay, enjoy smelling breakfast."
Ghosts
Oh, you guys, this is so nice.
"Oh, you guys, this is so nice."
Ghosts
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Ghosts
This whole breakfast reminds me of when my parents
"This whole breakfast reminds me of when my parents"
Ghosts
took me to Toys "R" Us right before they told me
"took me to Toys "R" Us right before they told me"
Ghosts
they were getting a divorce.
"they were getting a divorce."
Ghosts
ALBERTA: [gasps] Oh, my God.
"ALBERTA: [gasps] Oh, my God."
Ghosts
Sam and Jay are getting a divorce.
"Sam and Jay are getting a divorce."
Ghosts
Guys, no. [laughs]
"Guys, no. [laughs]"
Ghosts
Geez, we are not getting a divorce.
"Geez, we are not getting a divorce."
Ghosts
That said, we did want to talk to you,
"That said, we did want to talk to you,"
Ghosts
because since we're four weeks away from opening the B&B,
"because since we're four weeks away from opening the B&B,"
Ghosts
we need to start getting the bedrooms ready.
"we need to start getting the bedrooms ready."
Ghosts
Bedroom-- Which bedrooms? Our bedrooms?
"Bedroom-- Which bedrooms? Our bedrooms?"
Ghosts
Well, four of them. So we're gonna need you guys to bunk up.
"Well, four of them. So we're gonna need you guys to bunk up."
Ghosts
Unless you want to be walked through by painters and handymen
"Unless you want to be walked through by painters and handymen"
Ghosts
and, God willing, guests.
"and, God willing, guests."
Ghosts
[all groaning]Well, now those waffles
"[all groaning]Well, now those waffles"
Ghosts
smell like deception.
"smell like deception."
Ghosts
[sniffs] Mmm. And vanilla.
"[sniffs] Mmm. And vanilla."
Ghosts
Nice touch.
"Nice touch."
Ghosts
♪
"♪"
Ghosts
SAMANTHA: Okay, so big congratulations
"SAMANTHA: Okay, so big congratulations"
Ghosts
to Alberta and Flower for agreeing
"to Alberta and Flower for agreeing"
Ghosts
to be our first roommate pair.
"to be our first roommate pair."
Ghosts
I haven't had roommates since the cult.
"I haven't had roommates since the cult."
Ghosts
We were like sisters.
"We were like sisters."
Ghosts
Well, technically, sister-wives,
"Well, technically, sister-wives,"
Ghosts
because of the sex.
"because of the sex."
Ghosts
HETTY: Well, now there's an uneven number of men and women,
"HETTY: Well, now there's an uneven number of men and women,"
Ghosts
so I guess I'm on my own.
"so I guess I'm on my own."
Ghosts
Sorry, Hetty, there's no room for that.
"Sorry, Hetty, there's no room for that."
Ghosts
Why don't you just bunk with Isaac?
"Why don't you just bunk with Isaac?"
Ghosts
Why would that be okay?
"Why would that be okay?"
Ghosts
Because, well, you guys
"Because, well, you guys"
Ghosts
are old-timey and stuff.
"are old-timey and stuff."
Ghosts
HETTY: It's true, we are of a similar elevated status
"HETTY: It's true, we are of a similar elevated status"
Ghosts
and share a mutual appreciation of the finer things.
"and share a mutual appreciation of the finer things."
Ghosts
Well, I suppose if we must cohabitate,
"Well, I suppose if we must cohabitate,"
Ghosts
I could do much worse than the lady of the house.
"I could do much worse than the lady of the house."
Ghosts
Of course, as man and woman, we will have to resist
"Of course, as man and woman, we will have to resist"
Ghosts
our natural impulses, but I think we're up to the task.
"our natural impulses, but I think we're up to the task."
Ghosts
The Victorian age had themselves some blind spots.
"The Victorian age had themselves some blind spots."
Ghosts
Okay, time to discuss elephant in room.
"Okay, time to discuss elephant in room."
Ghosts
Who get Thor? Everyone want but only one can have.
"Who get Thor? Everyone want but only one can have."
Ghosts
SAMANTHA: Totally. Right, yeah.
"SAMANTHA: Totally. Right, yeah."
Ghosts
I sort of assumed that Sasappis would just move in with you.
"I sort of assumed that Sasappis would just move in with you."
Ghosts
SASAPPIS: And I'll be the first to say
"SASAPPIS: And I'll be the first to say"
Ghosts
that I do want that, very badly.
"that I do want that, very badly."
Ghosts
You know, I mean, who-who doesn't want to room with Thor?
"You know, I mean, who-who doesn't want to room with Thor?"
Ghosts
You know, he's got the biggest room,
"You know, he's got the biggest room,"
Ghosts
and more importantly, that TV.
"and more importantly, that TV."
Ghosts
I call it. I'm rooming with Thor.
"I call it. I'm rooming with Thor."
Ghosts
Darn it.
"Darn it."
Ghosts
And Thor taken.
"And Thor taken."
Ghosts
Too slow, Sass.
"Too slow, Sass."
Ghosts
Yeah, suck it, Sass.
"Yeah, suck it, Sass."
Ghosts
So sad for me. I take Pete.
"So sad for me. I take Pete."
Ghosts
Wow. I mean, I am the last one left,
"Wow. I mean, I am the last one left,"
Ghosts
but color me flattered.
"but color me flattered."
Ghosts
And you will have nothing short
"And you will have nothing short"
Ghosts
of a five-star experience in Casa Pete.
"of a five-star experience in Casa Pete."
Ghosts
I'll even let you choose where you'd like to sleep,
"I'll even let you choose where you'd like to sleep,"
Ghosts
the bed or the floor.
"the bed or the floor."
Ghosts
Bed.Great choice.
"Bed.Great choice."
Ghosts
NIGEL: I'm just saying,
"NIGEL: I'm just saying,"
Ghosts
the Stamp Act wasn't so bad.
"the Stamp Act wasn't so bad."
Ghosts
You Revolutionaries were so dramatic.
"You Revolutionaries were so dramatic."
Ghosts
Well, I'll give you this, Nigel, if Patrick Henry trotted out
"Well, I'll give you this, Nigel, if Patrick Henry trotted out"
Ghosts
that "Give me liberty or give me death" line one more time,
"that "Give me liberty or give me death" line one more time,"
Ghosts
I would have puked.
"I would have puked."
Ghosts
It's like, "We're at a party, Pat. Relax."
"It's like, "We're at a party, Pat. Relax.""
Ghosts
[both laugh]
"[both laugh]"
Ghosts
Well, this is my stop. Same time tomorrow?
"Well, this is my stop. Same time tomorrow?"
Ghosts
Um...
"Um..."
Ghosts
There was one thing.
"There was one thing."
Ghosts
Oh.Uh...
"Oh.Uh..."
Ghosts
You know I've enjoyed our daily walks, and...
"You know I've enjoyed our daily walks, and..."
Ghosts
I've been considering your new lodging requirements,
"I've been considering your new lodging requirements,"
Ghosts
and I thought that,
"and I thought that,"
Ghosts
should you find it more amenable,
"should you find it more amenable,"
Ghosts
you would be more than welcome
"you would be more than welcome"
Ghosts
to spend your nights in the shed.
"to spend your nights in the shed."
Ghosts
With me.Um, where, precisely,
"With me.Um, where, precisely,"
Ghosts
would I be sleeping?
"would I be sleeping?"
Ghosts
Well, my cot, while flimsy,
"Well, my cot, while flimsy,"
Ghosts
can support two persons of technical weightlessness.
"can support two persons of technical weightlessness."
Ghosts
You are too kind, and, um... but I should think that, uh,
"You are too kind, and, um... but I should think that, uh,"
Ghosts
one cot would be quite crowded for two people.
"one cot would be quite crowded for two people."
Ghosts
And, um, I'm a roller.
"And, um, I'm a roller."
Ghosts
I keep rolling. I roll a lot, actually.
"I keep rolling. I roll a lot, actually."
Ghosts
Sometimes clear off the bed, and, um...
"Sometimes clear off the bed, and, um..."
Ghosts
You know what?
"You know what?"
Ghosts
TREVOR: Sam!
"TREVOR: Sam!"
Ghosts
Hey, you know the rules.
"Hey, you know the rules."
Ghosts
No ghosts in our bedroom.
"No ghosts in our bedroom."
Ghosts
We got a problem.
"We got a problem."
Ghosts
No, no, no. No.
"No, no, no. No."
Ghosts
[grunting]: Thor's fault.
"[grunting]: Thor's fault."
Ghosts
Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Ghosts
Yeah, see, he's been doing this, like, an hour.
"Yeah, see, he's been doing this, like, an hour."
Ghosts
I can't sleep like this.
"I can't sleep like this."
Ghosts
Have you tried waking him up?I'm not gonna do that.
"Have you tried waking him up?I'm not gonna do that."
Ghosts
He could split me in two with his axe.
"He could split me in two with his axe."
Ghosts
I would pop back together, but it's not pleasant.
"I would pop back together, but it's not pleasant."
Ghosts
[grunting]Thor.
"[grunting]Thor."
Ghosts