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Clips from Ghosts - Dinner Party (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 4 610 clips
Short Drama
Hey! I noticed someone ate all the Oreos I bought,
"Hey! I noticed someone ate all the Oreos I bought,"
Ghosts
which is crazy because I've had them in the house
"which is crazy because I've had them in the house"
Ghosts
for less than 24 hours.
"for less than 24 hours."
Ghosts
I didn't want to say anything,
"I didn't want to say anything,"
Ghosts
but I think the contractor ate them.
"but I think the contractor ate them."
Ghosts
Liar! He is a liar![all reacting]
"Liar! He is a liar![all reacting]"
Ghosts
I watched him eat the whole thing.
"I watched him eat the whole thing."
Ghosts
Cookie Bogarter!
"Cookie Bogarter!"
Ghosts
Really? The contractor?
"Really? The contractor?"
Ghosts
Yeah. And if you want to blow up the renovations
"Yeah. And if you want to blow up the renovations"
Ghosts
'cause of some cookies, I got your back 100%,
"'cause of some cookies, I got your back 100%,"
Ghosts
but I think that might be shortsighted.
"but I think that might be shortsighted."
Ghosts
There was shame in the man's eyes.
"There was shame in the man's eyes."
Ghosts
Wait, what are you looking at? Is it the ghosts?
"Wait, what are you looking at? Is it the ghosts?"
Ghosts
Crumbs everywhere! Why not use plate?
"Crumbs everywhere! Why not use plate?"
Ghosts
They're telling on me, aren't they?
"They're telling on me, aren't they?"
Ghosts
You are busted.[sighs] This isn't fair.
"You are busted.[sighs] This isn't fair."
Ghosts
You got a whole team of spies watching my every move.
"You got a whole team of spies watching my every move."
Ghosts
I mean, they don't tell me everything.
"I mean, they don't tell me everything."
Ghosts
Well, one of the cookies fell to the floor,
"Well, one of the cookies fell to the floor,"
Ghosts
after which he ate it.
"after which he ate it."
Ghosts
Oh, you ate a floor Oreo?Not cool, guys!
"Oh, you ate a floor Oreo?Not cool, guys!"
Ghosts
Not cool.
"Not cool."
Ghosts
I would have called it a "Flooreo."
"I would have called it a "Flooreo.""
Ghosts
That's just my improv training kicking in.
"That's just my improv training kicking in."
Ghosts
[laughs] Flooreo.
"[laughs] Flooreo."
Ghosts
I wish I possessed the ability to write that down.
"I wish I possessed the ability to write that down."
Ghosts
♪
"♪"
Ghosts
You know, every time I talk to the contractor,
"You know, every time I talk to the contractor,"
Ghosts
it's like he adds another two weeks to the timeline,
"it's like he adds another two weeks to the timeline,"
Ghosts
or five grand to the budget.
"or five grand to the budget."
Ghosts
Well, you know what? Here's an idea.
"Well, you know what? Here's an idea."
Ghosts
Next time we see him, let's just run away.
"Next time we see him, let's just run away."
Ghosts
Bulletproof plan, babe.
"Bulletproof plan, babe."
Ghosts
Hi, there. [laughs]
"Hi, there. [laughs]"
Ghosts
Oh, who's this?
"Oh, who's this?"
Ghosts
Henry and Margaret Farnsby.
"Henry and Margaret Farnsby."
Ghosts
Wealthy next-door neighbors. Total squares.
"Wealthy next-door neighbors. Total squares."
Ghosts
Henry and Margaret Farnsby. Wealthy next-door neighbors.
"Henry and Margaret Farnsby. Wealthy next-door neighbors."
Ghosts
Total squares.
"Total squares."
Ghosts
Did you just say, "total squares?"
"Did you just say, "total squares?""
Ghosts
Ghost word. I guess they're uptight.
"Ghost word. I guess they're uptight."
Ghosts
Yeah, man, they're all like "rules, yay!"
"Yeah, man, they're all like "rules, yay!""
Ghosts
Oh, butterfly.
"Oh, butterfly."
Ghosts
I'm Margaret Farnsby. This is my husband, Henry.
"I'm Margaret Farnsby. This is my husband, Henry."
Ghosts
Hey. We've been dying to swing by, say welcome.
"Hey. We've been dying to swing by, say welcome."
Ghosts
Drop off some of my award-winning cupcakes.
"Drop off some of my award-winning cupcakes."
Ghosts
First place at the St. Anne's parish bake sale
"First place at the St. Anne's parish bake sale"
Ghosts
seven years running.
"seven years running."
Ghosts
Not that we like to brag.
"Not that we like to brag."
Ghosts
He's lying, we love to brag.
"He's lying, we love to brag."
Ghosts
[both laughing]
"[both laughing]"
Ghosts
You are so sweet. I'm Samantha, this is Jay.
"You are so sweet. I'm Samantha, this is Jay."
Ghosts
Fair warning, he's a pretty talented chef himself.
"Fair warning, he's a pretty talented chef himself."
Ghosts
Yeah, might give your cupcakes
"Yeah, might give your cupcakes"
Ghosts
a run for their money this year, Margaret.
"a run for their money this year, Margaret."
Ghosts
Well, I certainly don't think that would be appreciated.
"Well, I certainly don't think that would be appreciated."
Ghosts
Oh, no, I was kidding.
"Oh, no, I was kidding."
Ghosts
Oh![laughing]
"Oh![laughing]"
Ghosts
Our new neighbors are funny.
"Our new neighbors are funny."
Ghosts
I love it!
"I love it!"
Ghosts
[sneezes]Bless you.
"[sneezes]Bless you."
Ghosts
Pardon. Uh, allergies.
"Pardon. Uh, allergies."
Ghosts
HETTY: Sneezing in public. So unladylike.
"HETTY: Sneezing in public. So unladylike."
Ghosts
I told her a nip of cocaine
"I told her a nip of cocaine"
Ghosts
would wipe that hay fever right out, but does she listen?
"would wipe that hay fever right out, but does she listen?"
Ghosts
I'm sorry, did you say cocaine?
"I'm sorry, did you say cocaine?"
Ghosts
Mm-hmm. Everyone knows cocaine's excellent for allergies.
"Mm-hmm. Everyone knows cocaine's excellent for allergies."
Ghosts
Okay, well, in the 1980s it was a Schedule II narcotic.
"Okay, well, in the 1980s it was a Schedule II narcotic."
Ghosts
Well, Peter, in the 1880s it was a medical wonder drug.
"Well, Peter, in the 1880s it was a medical wonder drug."
Ghosts
From headache to hysteria,
"From headache to hysteria,"
Ghosts
four out of five barbers prefer cocaine.
"four out of five barbers prefer cocaine."
Ghosts
We heard you're doing some construction,
"We heard you're doing some construction,"
Ghosts
emphasis on the "heard."
"emphasis on the "heard.""
Ghosts
Sorry, it'll just be a little while.
"Sorry, it'll just be a little while."
Ghosts
We're fixing the place up.
"We're fixing the place up."
Ghosts
Yeah, we're gonna turn it into a pretty sick bed-and-breakfast.
"Yeah, we're gonna turn it into a pretty sick bed-and-breakfast."
Ghosts
Pretty sick?
"Pretty sick?"
Ghosts
No-- Oh, sick is like, it's a good thing.
"No-- Oh, sick is like, it's a good thing."
Ghosts
Yeah.It's like slang.
"Yeah.It's like slang."
Ghosts
Slang and earrings.
"Slang and earrings."
Ghosts
[laughs] That's fun.
"[laughs] That's fun."
Ghosts
I don't love the idea of a "pretty sick" business
"I don't love the idea of a "pretty sick" business"
Ghosts
adjoining our property.
"adjoining our property."
Ghosts
Well, you know, I think, I think you're just
"Well, you know, I think, I think you're just"
Ghosts
getting caught up on that one phrase.
"getting caught up on that one phrase."
Ghosts
Well, I don't know if you're aware, but the zoning
"Well, I don't know if you're aware, but the zoning"
Ghosts
rules of our local Historical Preservation Board
"rules of our local Historical Preservation Board"
Ghosts
require you to seek a permit to operate as a B and B.
"require you to seek a permit to operate as a B and B."
Ghosts
Oh, I'm aware. We've applied for all the permits.
"Oh, I'm aware. We've applied for all the permits."
Ghosts
[chuckling] Oh, yeah, every single one.
"[chuckling] Oh, yeah, every single one."
Ghosts
Well, I-I don't see this getting approved.
"Well, I-I don't see this getting approved."
Ghosts
[laughs] Well, uh, with all due respect,
"[laughs] Well, uh, with all due respect,"
Ghosts
it's not really up to you.
"it's not really up to you."
Ghosts
HENRY: Actually, it is.
"HENRY: Actually, it is."
Ghosts
You see, I'm the head of the Preservation Board.
"You see, I'm the head of the Preservation Board."
Ghosts
Enjoy those cupcakes.[both laugh]
"Enjoy those cupcakes.[both laugh]"
Ghosts
HETTY:Oh, I loathe the Farnsbys.
"HETTY:Oh, I loathe the Farnsbys."
Ghosts
They've been the Woodstone family rivals for generations.
"They've been the Woodstone family rivals for generations."
Ghosts
Oh, yeah, their family were also robber barons, right?
"Oh, yeah, their family were also robber barons, right?"
Ghosts
Yes, but please don't put us in the same category.
"Yes, but please don't put us in the same category."
Ghosts
The children that worked in our factories were far happier.
"The children that worked in our factories were far happier."
Ghosts
Hey, hey, Henry! Margaret! Wait up, wait up, wait up.
"Hey, hey, Henry! Margaret! Wait up, wait up, wait up."
Ghosts
Listen, I-I think you got the wrong impression of us, okay?
"Listen, I-I think you got the wrong impression of us, okay?"
Ghosts
We're not some young, crazy city folk
"We're not some young, crazy city folk"
Ghosts
trying to run a rock 'n' roll hotel.
"trying to run a rock 'n' roll hotel."
Ghosts
No. We're not even that cool.
"No. We're not even that cool."
Ghosts
I mean, Jay, he plays with action figures.
"I mean, Jay, he plays with action figures."
Ghosts
Well, I don't play with them, 'cause if you play
"Well, I don't play with them, 'cause if you play"
Ghosts
with them it lowers value.
"with them it lowers value."
Ghosts
See? Not cool.Okay.
"See? Not cool.Okay."
Ghosts
Uh, you know what? Why don't you guys just
"Uh, you know what? Why don't you guys just"
Ghosts
come over for dinner tonight, and then you'll see.
"come over for dinner tonight, and then you'll see."
Ghosts
You'll see, we're-we're just a normal couple.
"You'll see, we're-we're just a normal couple."
Ghosts
Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind a meal from a professional chef.
"Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind a meal from a professional chef."
Ghosts
Yes, we'd love to come.
"Yes, we'd love to come."
Ghosts
Great.
"Great."
Ghosts
Already got dessert.Oh. [chuckles]
"Already got dessert.Oh. [chuckles]"
Ghosts
I just want to pet you.
"I just want to pet you."
Ghosts
Whee-hee-hee.
"Whee-hee-hee."
Ghosts