Clips from Ghosts - Farnsby & B (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 18 555 clips

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Title	Season	Episode
Pilot	1	1
Hello!	1	2
Viking Funeral	1	3
Dinner Party	1	4
Halloween	1	5
Pete's Wife	1	6
Flower's Article	1	7
D&D	1	8
Alberta's Fan	1	9

Title	Season	Episode
Possession	1	10
Sam's Mom	1	11
Jay's Sister	1	12
The Vault	1	13
Ghostwriter	1	14
Thorapy	1	15
Trevor's Pants	1	16
Attic Girl	1	17
Farnsby & B	1	18

"[laughter]HETTY: It was spectacular."

Ghosts

"Hey, guys, what's going on?"

Ghosts

"Oh, Samantha just showed us the musical Hamilton."

Ghosts

"Oh, how was it?"

Ghosts

"It was a triumph.An inspiration."

Ghosts

"The pinnacle of human achievement."

Ghosts

"It was fine."

Ghosts

"[doorbell rings]"

Ghosts

"Hello."

Ghosts

"Hello. Uh, do you have a moment?"

Ghosts

"Uh, sure. Come in."

Ghosts

"Oh.FLOWER: Oh, hey,"

Ghosts

"it's those neighbor people."

Ghosts

"[door closes]The Farnsbys."

Ghosts

"We just wanted to come by and drop off a tin"

Ghosts

"of Margaret's award-winning lemon bars."

Ghosts

"MARGARET: And offer you our sincerest"

Ghosts

"congratulations on the imminent opening"

Ghosts

"of your bed and breakfast."

Ghosts

"Oh, that's so nice of you."

Ghosts

"Slightly out of character."

Ghosts

"So, you're really going through with it, then? Yep."

Ghosts

"As I told you when you came over for dinner"

Ghosts

"and tried to extort us..."

Ghosts

"[laughing]: So sorry about that."

Ghosts

"...we're opening up the B and B,"

Ghosts

"and that's just all there is to it."

Ghosts

"Well, then, you have left us no choice."

Ghosts

"We are sorry, but we would like to purchase your house."

Ghosts

"[gasps]Wait, what?"

Ghosts

"We'll pay a fair price."

Ghosts

"We just don't want to deal with the headache"

Ghosts

"of living next door to a B and B."

Ghosts

"I mean, the traffic, the noise."

Ghosts

"The middle class trudging past in their Volvos."

Ghosts

"They are hard to root for.JAY: I'm sorry,"

Ghosts

"but no. Our first guests are arriving in a few days,"

Ghosts

"so you're just gonna have to get used to it."

Ghosts

"Well, then this isn't over."

Ghosts

"You have incurred the wrath of the Farnsbys."

Ghosts

"Enjoy those lemon bars."

Ghosts

"Sam!"

Ghosts

"♪"

Ghosts

"Screw those rich people."

Ghosts

"We're not selling. Who do they think they are?"

Ghosts

"Yeah, with their fancy cars and their pickleball courts."

Ghosts

"[chuckles] Babe, let-let's not drag pickleball into this."

Ghosts

"I mean, I've actually gotten pretty into it lately."

Ghosts

"What? Since when? Hey, guys."

Ghosts

"Hey. Oh, I played a couple games with Mark."

Ghosts

"We're pickle bros."

Ghosts

"Again, that term is not catching on, Jay,"

Ghosts

"but, yeah, this guy's good."

Ghosts

"What's not good is the termites"

Ghosts

"I just found in your basement."

Ghosts

"Oh, hate the news, love the segue."

Ghosts

"Yeah, that was some pretty nice wordplay."

Ghosts

"Come on, I'll show you guys."

Ghosts

"Ugh, it's just one thing after another"

Ghosts

"with this house, right?"

Ghosts

"Seriously, it's like we're cursed."

Ghosts

"Oh, boy. This is not good.What's the big deal?"

Ghosts

"They'll just spray or tent."

Ghosts

"I mean, it's not gonna be a pleasant few days,"

Ghosts

"but we literally can't die, so there's that."

Ghosts

"No, Jay is right, they are cursed."

Ghosts

"I know because"

Ghosts

"I cursed them myself.What are you talking about?"

Ghosts

"THORFINN: When they first move in here,"

Ghosts

"we tried haunting them out,"

Ghosts

"and haunting fail, so to prevent"

Ghosts

"the B and B from opening,"

Ghosts

"I place Norse curse on them."

Ghosts

"Sure, makes sense."

Ghosts

"Then bad things start to happen."

Ghosts

"Sam falls down the stairs,"

Ghosts

"and the curse makes me light the gazebo on fire."

Ghosts

"Now, the opening approaches,"

Ghosts

"the curse only grows stronger."

Ghosts

"Come on. Curses aren't real, right?"

Ghosts

"We're stuck in an endless purgatory."

Ghosts

"We saw a guy go down on us a couple weeks ago."

Ghosts

"And curses is where you draw the line?"

Ghosts

"Okay.Those are some valid arguments."

Ghosts

"Thor, you got to go tell Sam about this."

Ghosts

"It's pointless."

Ghosts

"Curse cannot be erased."

Ghosts

"Plus, if we tell Sam,"

Ghosts

"she might take TV away."

Ghosts

"You see that blistering in the wood?"

Ghosts

"Termites."

Ghosts

"Unfortunately."

Ghosts

"Yup. Termites love oak."

Ghosts

"Actually, I think that's pine."

Ghosts

"Pine? Are you some kind of idiot, Stuart?"

Ghosts

"Look at the grain."

Ghosts

"Is this something that needs"

Ghosts

"to be taken care of right away?"

Ghosts

"It's just, our first guests arrive in a couple days."

Ghosts

"You don't need to tent today,"

Ghosts

"but I wouldn't put this off for too much longer."

Ghosts

"Hey, how's my boy Pete doing, huh?"

Ghosts

"Hello."

Ghosts

"Oh, okay, I get it."

Ghosts

"You're too good to talk to a cholera ghost."

Ghosts

"Well, la dee dah."

Ghosts

"So..."

Ghosts

"have there been any updates on the Nigel front?"

Ghosts

"No, no."

Ghosts

"No, sadly."

Ghosts

"Ever since our awkward conversation"

Ghosts

"where he tried to take things in a more"

Ghosts

"romantic direction, and I..."

Ghosts

"Responded by running away through a wall, mm-hmm."

Ghosts

"Yes, ever since that,"

Ghosts

"we haven't spoken."

Ghosts

"I think he's avoiding me."

Ghosts

"I probably blew it."

Ghosts

"Don't think like that, Isaac."

Ghosts

"You're letting fear lead you. You need to go for"

Ghosts