You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Human Resources - Rutgers is for Lovers (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 4 606 clips
Drama

Episodes from this show

[kissing, moaning]
"[kissing, moaning]"
Human Resources
So, what now?
"So, what now?"
Human Resources
Should we, I dunno, like, go all the way?
"Should we, I dunno, like, go all the way?"
Human Resources
Really? Isn't your dad home?
"Really? Isn't your dad home?"
Human Resources
Yeah, but he's been scared to come into my room
"Yeah, but he's been scared to come into my room"
Human Resources
ever since I started wearing bras.
"ever since I started wearing bras."
Human Resources
-So… -Okay. Yeah, I'm ready.
"-So… -Okay. Yeah, I'm ready."
Human Resources
I mean, I showered and sprayed perfume on my pubes, so…
"I mean, I showered and sprayed perfume on my pubes, so…"
Human Resources
-Oh, my God, so did I. -[giggles]
"-Oh, my God, so did I. -[giggles]"
Human Resources
It kinda stings, right?
"It kinda stings, right?"
Human Resources
-Yep, little bit. [laughs] -Shit!
"-Yep, little bit. [laughs] -Shit!"
Human Resources
[laughs] You didn't see that.
"[laughs] You didn't see that."
Human Resources
-I am smooth and sexual. -[giggles]
"-I am smooth and sexual. -[giggles]"
Human Resources
-Okay. [sighs] -Okay.
"-Okay. [sighs] -Okay."
Human Resources
-Here we go. Oh. -Oh!
"-Here we go. Oh. -Oh!"
Human Resources
-Did you-- -Oh, were you gonna--
"-Did you-- -Oh, were you gonna--"
Human Resources
-You-- You first. -No, you can.
"-You-- You first. -No, you can."
Human Resources
Okay. Yeah.
"Okay. Yeah."
Human Resources
-I'll go first. -Okay.
"-I'll go first. -Okay."
Human Resources
-Are you ready? -Yeah. Um… [hesitates] See you later.
"-Are you ready? -Yeah. Um… [hesitates] See you later."
Human Resources
Oh!
"Oh!"
Human Resources
Wow, wow!
"Wow, wow!"
Human Resources
[gasps] Fuck.
"[gasps] Fuck."
Human Resources
-Hey, hey. Ho, ho. -[drums beat]
"-Hey, hey. Ho, ho. -[drums beat]"
Human Resources
-Ohh! -Wet-ass pussy here we go.
"-Ohh! -Wet-ass pussy here we go."
Human Resources
You got this, Nadja. Lose that v-card, baby!
"You got this, Nadja. Lose that v-card, baby!"
Human Resources
Guys, I'm trying to lose my fuckin' innocence over here.
"Guys, I'm trying to lose my fuckin' innocence over here."
Human Resources
-Oh! Message received. -Ohh…
"-Oh! Message received. -Ohh…"
Human Resources
Isn't it amazing that they're going to college together next year?
"Isn't it amazing that they're going to college together next year?"
Human Resources
Well, since she got wait-listed at Berkeley,
"Well, since she got wait-listed at Berkeley,"
Human Resources
I guess Rutgers and Danielle will have to do.
"I guess Rutgers and Danielle will have to do."
Human Resources
Petra! Nadja and Danielle are in love. This is fate.
"Petra! Nadja and Danielle are in love. This is fate."
Human Resources
Eh. Sure, whatever.
"Eh. Sure, whatever."
Human Resources
-[sighs] That was awesome. -Oh, yeah? Oh, thank God.
"-[sighs] That was awesome. -Oh, yeah? Oh, thank God."
Human Resources
-I was kinda wingin' it down there. -How did you do that…
"-I was kinda wingin' it down there. -How did you do that…"
Human Resources
[gurgles] …thing?
"[gurgles] …thing?"
Human Resources
Oh, I've been warming up my fingering hand using my mom's carpal tunnel ball.
"Oh, I've been warming up my fingering hand using my mom's carpal tunnel ball."
Human Resources
-[laughs] -And as for the oral,
"-[laughs] -And as for the oral,"
Human Resources
I just spelled out the words "Austin Powers"
"I just spelled out the words "Austin Powers""
Human Resources
with my tongue over and over again.
"with my tongue over and over again."
Human Resources
[both laugh]
"[both laugh]"
Human Resources
I love you.
"I love you."
Human Resources
I love you too.
"I love you too."
Human Resources
Do you promise to finger me every day at Rutgers?
"Do you promise to finger me every day at Rutgers?"
Human Resources
-Yeah, baby. -[soft music plays]
"-Yeah, baby. -[soft music plays]"
Human Resources
[both giggle]
"[both giggle]"
Human Resources
I gotta admit, I fucking love these two together.
"I gotta admit, I fucking love these two together."
Human Resources
You took the words outta my mouth.
"You took the words outta my mouth."
Human Resources
-Is it my turn? -Okay.
"-Is it my turn? -Okay."
Human Resources
I'll take it from here, ladies.
"I'll take it from here, ladies."
Human Resources
If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call the Coast Guard. Bombs away!
"If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call the Coast Guard. Bombs away!"
Human Resources
-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
Human Resources
♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
Human Resources
♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
"♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪"
Human Resources
♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
Human Resources
♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪
"♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪"
Human Resources
♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
"♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪"
Human Resources
♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪
"♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪"
Human Resources
♪ There's nothin' better ♪
"♪ There's nothin' better ♪"
Human Resources
♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
Human Resources
[crickets chirp]
"[crickets chirp]"
Human Resources
Whoo! We fucking killed it today.
"Whoo! We fucking killed it today."
Human Resources
Yeah, love and ambition working together.
"Yeah, love and ambition working together."
Human Resources
Not unlike Danielle's tongue and her fingers…
"Not unlike Danielle's tongue and her fingers…"
Human Resources
[laughs] God, I'm jealous of Nadja. I haven't gotten laid in about a century.
"[laughs] God, I'm jealous of Nadja. I haven't gotten laid in about a century."
Human Resources
-Century? -Oh, my God. Has it been two?
"-Century? -Oh, my God. Has it been two?"
Human Resources
Shit, girl, what's going on? Your snatch run away?
"Shit, girl, what's going on? Your snatch run away?"
Human Resources
No, I'm just busy and everybody sucks.
"No, I'm just busy and everybody sucks."
Human Resources
Come on. There's gotta be somebody that gets your juices flowing.
"Come on. There's gotta be somebody that gets your juices flowing."
Human Resources
[sighs, whispers] Okay, there's someone. But it's so embarrassing.
"[sighs, whispers] Okay, there's someone. But it's so embarrassing."
Human Resources
Who you pointing at, girl? Gavin? Crazy ass Gavin?
"Who you pointing at, girl? Gavin? Crazy ass Gavin?"
Human Resources
Ahh!
"Ahh!"
Human Resources
I'm such a fuckin' man. [belches]
"I'm such a fuckin' man. [belches]"
Human Resources
Yikes. A bit of a blunt instrument.
"Yikes. A bit of a blunt instrument."
Human Resources
I wouldn't turn down his blunt instrument, if you know what I mean.
"I wouldn't turn down his blunt instrument, if you know what I mean."
Human Resources
-[laughs] -I wanna fuck him.
"-[laughs] -I wanna fuck him."
Human Resources
-Been there. Go for it, bitch. -[laughs]
"-Been there. Go for it, bitch. -[laughs]"
Human Resources
I gotta say, it's good to talk about this girly stuff with someone.
"I gotta say, it's good to talk about this girly stuff with someone."
Human Resources
Well, we should do this more often, okay? [chuckles] You know I'm always down.
"Well, we should do this more often, okay? [chuckles] You know I'm always down."
Human Resources
Yeah. To us.
"Yeah. To us."
Human Resources
To us. You know what, fuck it! Drinks on me!
"To us. You know what, fuck it! Drinks on me!"
Human Resources
[all cheering]
"[all cheering]"
Human Resources
[woozily] I'll take two. One for my mouth, and one for my other mouth.
"[woozily] I'll take two. One for my mouth, and one for my other mouth."
Human Resources
[chuckles] Shh! It's the same mouth. Whoa!
"[chuckles] Shh! It's the same mouth. Whoa!"
Human Resources
Damn. Sonya's been drunk ever since she got fired.
"Damn. Sonya's been drunk ever since she got fired."
Human Resources
Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah.
"Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah."
Human Resources
-So… -So…
"-So… -So…"
Human Resources
What else is new?
"What else is new?"
Human Resources
Since we had lunch together like four hours ago? Not much.
"Since we had lunch together like four hours ago? Not much."
Human Resources
You, uh, reading anything right now?
"You, uh, reading anything right now?"
Human Resources
-[sighs] Ugh. I'm so bored of you, Connie. -[sighs] Me, too. I'm tired of this shit.
"-[sighs] Ugh. I'm so bored of you, Connie. -[sighs] Me, too. I'm tired of this shit."
Human Resources
Right? All we do is drink, talk about work,
"Right? All we do is drink, talk about work,"
Human Resources
then have inevitable, mind-blowing sex.
"then have inevitable, mind-blowing sex."
Human Resources
Exactly. I mean, where's the excitement?
"Exactly. I mean, where's the excitement?"
Human Resources
I know every move you're gonna make, and I hate it.
"I know every move you're gonna make, and I hate it."
Human Resources
Wait a second. Maybe what we need is to sleep with new creatures.
"Wait a second. Maybe what we need is to sleep with new creatures."
Human Resources
Oh, Connie, I… I'm sleeping with a lot of other creatures.
"Oh, Connie, I… I'm sleeping with a lot of other creatures."
Human Resources
Was I not clear about that when I sent you videos and photos of it?
"Was I not clear about that when I sent you videos and photos of it?"
Human Resources
No, dumbass, I'm talking about role play.
"No, dumbass, I'm talking about role play."
Human Resources
Oh! Kinky sexy fuck-fuck with hats and costumes?
"Oh! Kinky sexy fuck-fuck with hats and costumes?"
Human Resources
Yeah. It's community theater, but for sexually active people.
"Yeah. It's community theater, but for sexually active people."
Human Resources
Alright, role-playing.
"Alright, role-playing."
Human Resources
I wanna be someone brash and electrifying.
"I wanna be someone brash and electrifying."
Human Resources
Ooh! Like Joan Rivers.
"Ooh! Like Joan Rivers."
Human Resources
Ooh! And I'll be Melissa Rivers.
"Ooh! And I'll be Melissa Rivers."
Human Resources
Nope. Nope. That crosses a line for me, let's do something else.
"Nope. Nope. That crosses a line for me, let's do something else."
Human Resources
-No, I'm telling you, girl, Petra is fun. -[melodic music plays]
"-No, I'm telling you, girl, Petra is fun. -[melodic music plays]"
Human Resources
-[laughs] I'm sorry. I don't believe you. -She is.
"-[laughs] I'm sorry. I don't believe you. -She is."
Human Resources
No one who carries that much tension in their neck could ever be, like, fun.
"No one who carries that much tension in their neck could ever be, like, fun."
Human Resources
Okay, you trippin', 'cause she's a fucking riot.
"Okay, you trippin', 'cause she's a fucking riot."
Human Resources
Plus, guess who that psycho little peanut has a crush on.
"Plus, guess who that psycho little peanut has a crush on."
Human Resources
-[gasps] Oh, my God. Who? -Ga-vin.
"-[gasps] Oh, my God. Who? -Ga-vin."
Human Resources
-[squeals] No. He's so scary. -[laughs] Scary as hell.
"-[squeals] No. He's so scary. -[laughs] Scary as hell."
Human Resources
But also I totally get it and I want him to rail me after he's done with her.
"But also I totally get it and I want him to rail me after he's done with her."
Human Resources
-I will eat the sheets. -[both laugh]
"-I will eat the sheets. -[both laugh]"
Human Resources
[laughs] Rochelle, you're laughing. Tell me why.
"[laughs] Rochelle, you're laughing. Tell me why."
Human Resources
Oh, we're just talking about who wants to fuck who in the office.
"Oh, we're just talking about who wants to fuck who in the office."
Human Resources
Ahh… [chuckles]
"Ahh… [chuckles]"
Human Resources
Fucking. It can be so fun, but also such a liability, right?
"Fucking. It can be so fun, but also such a liability, right?"
Human Resources
[laughs] Whatever you say, Pete.
"[laughs] Whatever you say, Pete."
Human Resources