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Clips from Human Resources - It's Almost Over (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 9 516 clips
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You can do this.
"You can do this."
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No one's thinking about how you freaked out on Rochelle,
"No one's thinking about how you freaked out on Rochelle,"
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turned into a giant Hateworm, and rained vomit all over your coworkers.
"turned into a giant Hateworm, and rained vomit all over your coworkers."
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-People have their own lives. -Whoa! She showed up!
"-People have their own lives. -Whoa! She showed up!"
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-How shameful.
"-How shameful."
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Okay, I'm here with Emmy Fairfax, the office hot mess.
"Okay, I'm here with Emmy Fairfax, the office hot mess."
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Emmy, I am obsessed with your commitment to ruining your own life.
"Emmy, I am obsessed with your commitment to ruining your own life."
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What's next for everyone's favorite embarrassing idiot?
"What's next for everyone's favorite embarrassing idiot?"
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What is this? Why do you have a microphone?
"What is this? Why do you have a microphone?"
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Oh, uh, well, because I'm the gossip correspondent for Connielingus Tonight.
"Oh, uh, well, because I'm the gossip correspondent for Connielingus Tonight."
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Maury, I'm sorry to interrupt your interview with the Princess of Puke,
"Maury, I'm sorry to interrupt your interview with the Princess of Puke,"
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-but I've got a hot couple alert!
"-but I've got a hot couple alert!"
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"-"
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Oh, wow, this is a real treat for me.
"Oh, wow, this is a real treat for me."
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I have to pretend to like interviewing people like Emmy,
"I have to pretend to like interviewing people like Emmy,"
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but with you two, the hard-on is real.
"but with you two, the hard-on is real."
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Aw, you're sweet.
"Aw, you're sweet."
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Rochelle, Dante, what's it like being workplace royalty?
"Rochelle, Dante, what's it like being workplace royalty?"
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I'm just glad I could bring home the Dolly for the whole office.
"I'm just glad I could bring home the Dolly for the whole office."
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Come on, smoking hot and a team player? Let's hear it for my girl!
"Come on, smoking hot and a team player? Let's hear it for my girl!"
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Can you believe this shit?
"Can you believe this shit?"
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I know. Just ignore it.
"I know. Just ignore it."
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They're basically rubbing it in our faces.
"They're basically rubbing it in our faces."
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I mean, they are fucking tea-bagging us with their love.
"I mean, they are fucking tea-bagging us with their love."
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Rochelle clearly sees something in Dante no one else does.
"Rochelle clearly sees something in Dante no one else does."
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Like, absolutely no one.
"Like, absolutely no one."
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Well, don't forget, he does have three dicks.
"Well, don't forget, he does have three dicks."
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-How could I forget?
"-How could I forget?"
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It's all anybody ever talks about!
"It's all anybody ever talks about!"
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-But, of course, I don't care.
"-But, of course, I don't care."
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Coming up next, Janelle Monáe sings a song
"Coming up next, Janelle Monáe sings a song"
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while we look at a list of actors I've done butt-stuff with.
"while we look at a list of actors I've done butt-stuff with."
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Please, Mama, you have to eat!
"Please, Mama, you have to eat!"
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No! I'm hot. I want candy.
"No! I'm hot. I want candy."
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What's wrong with these people?
"What's wrong with these people?"
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Your mother loves candy. Just give her what she loves!
"Your mother loves candy. Just give her what she loves!"
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But, Walter, old ladies can't survive on candy alone.
"But, Walter, old ladies can't survive on candy alone."
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-No one asked you, bitch.
"-No one asked you, bitch."
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-Mama, please. -No!
"-Mama, please. -No!"
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Amir, she needs professional care.
"Amir, she needs professional care."
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Excuse me, don't talk about Yara like she's not even here!
"Excuse me, don't talk about Yara like she's not even here!"
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You know I love your mother, but we can't give her the help she needs.
"You know I love your mother, but we can't give her the help she needs."
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She doesn't want help, she wants candy.
"She doesn't want help, she wants candy."
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At this point, we'd even take raisins, and raisins fucking suck!
"At this point, we'd even take raisins, and raisins fucking suck!"
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I'm not letting my poor mama
"I'm not letting my poor mama"
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go back to that home after they let her break her hip.
"go back to that home after they let her break her hip."
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That's right, big guy.
"That's right, big guy."
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We're making sound decisions based on facts,
"We're making sound decisions based on facts,"
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not rash emotional impulses.
"not rash emotional impulses."
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Exactly! You're my rock.
"Exactly! You're my rock."
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But, Dad, Teta doesn't even know who we are.
"But, Dad, Teta doesn't even know who we are."
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-She's just old, Natalie. -And she's terrifying!
"-She's just old, Natalie. -And she's terrifying!"
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She deserves your respect.
"She deserves your respect."
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Last night, I got up to get water
"Last night, I got up to get water"
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and she was just sitting in the dark combing Nadja's old Bratz dolls.
"and she was just sitting in the dark combing Nadja's old Bratz dolls."
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They had a job interview.
"They had a job interview."
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How dare you?
"How dare you?"
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Do you know how many oceans this queen had to cross
"Do you know how many oceans this queen had to cross"
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to give your family life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness?
"to give your family life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness?"
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One! But it was a big one, you ungrateful shit rat!
"One! But it was a big one, you ungrateful shit rat!"
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Walter, can you please take it down a notch
"Walter, can you please take it down a notch"
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and help get your client to eat some soup?
"and help get your client to eat some soup?"
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She doesn't want soup, she wants candy!
"She doesn't want soup, she wants candy!"
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She is a grown woman, she can't have candy for dinner.
"She is a grown woman, she can't have candy for dinner."
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-I'm just trying to be a good son. -I know.
"-I'm just trying to be a good son. -I know."
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But you're not the one dealing with her…
"But you're not the one dealing with her…"
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-…poo-poos. -Oh, my God.
"-…poo-poos. -Oh, my God."
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Are you talking about wiping Grandma's ass?
"Are you talking about wiping Grandma's ass?"
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I'm hot.
"I'm hot."
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Oh, please. You've seen one tush, you've seen them all.
"Oh, please. You've seen one tush, you've seen them all."
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-Uh, Dad? -I'm on poo-poo duty from now on.
"-Uh, Dad? -I'm on poo-poo duty from now on."
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-Dad! -Mama! Mama, where's your shirt?
"-Dad! -Mama! Mama, where's your shirt?"
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I was hot.
"I was hot."
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Honey, they're gorgeous, but let's cover them up, okay?
"Honey, they're gorgeous, but let's cover them up, okay?"
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-Knock, knock! -Who's there?
"-Knock, knock! -Who's there?"
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Oh, it's not a joke, just something I have to say because of my tiny arms.
"Oh, it's not a joke, just something I have to say because of my tiny arms."
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-Well, what do you want? -The tube said I'm off Yara's team.
"-Well, what do you want? -The tube said I'm off Yara's team."
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-What? -Yeah!
"-What? -Yeah!"
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At first, I thought it was because I was doing a bad job,
"At first, I thought it was because I was doing a bad job,"
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but what a relief, she's just dying!
"but what a relief, she's just dying!"
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How in the hell is that a relief?
"How in the hell is that a relief?"
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Because there's so much she doesn't need to worry about anymore.
"Because there's so much she doesn't need to worry about anymore."
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But Yara can't die! She's… She's not ready!
"But Yara can't die! She's… She's not ready!"
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I don't know. Everyone else is leaving too.
"I don't know. Everyone else is leaving too."
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Her Ambition Gremlin, her Appetite Sprite, her Bladder Badger.
"Her Ambition Gremlin, her Appetite Sprite, her Bladder Badger."
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What? Am I the last one on her team?
"What? Am I the last one on her team?"
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No! No, that's impossible!
"No! No, that's impossible!"
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Hey, man, I don't think I've ever said this before,
"Hey, man, I don't think I've ever said this before,"
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but you need to relax or you're gonna die too, like Yara.
"but you need to relax or you're gonna die too, like Yara."
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Well, you need to get the fuck out of my office!
"Well, you need to get the fuck out of my office!"
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Hey! You're not supposed to have a fly-swatter at work!
"Hey! You're not supposed to have a fly-swatter at work!"
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-That's an OSHA violation! -Get out! Shoo!
"-That's an OSHA violation! -Get out! Shoo!"
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Okay, here are a few best practices for taking care of an elderly parent.
"Okay, here are a few best practices for taking care of an elderly parent."
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-One, keep your parent active and engaged.
"-One, keep your parent active and engaged."
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-Stretching is a must. -Up, down.
"-Stretching is a must. -Up, down."
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Be careful with her, you brute! She could shatter!
"Be careful with her, you brute! She could shatter!"
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Two, don't be afraid to ask for help when necessary.
"Two, don't be afraid to ask for help when necessary."
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Nabilah!
"Nabilah!"
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-Ugh.
"-Ugh."
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And, finally, make decisions that make life easier for everyone involved.
"And, finally, make decisions that make life easier for everyone involved."
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This sweat suit is a sweet-suit. Loose elastic for comfy times.
"This sweat suit is a sweet-suit. Loose elastic for comfy times."
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No, no, no. Yara doesn't belong in a sweat suit.
"No, no, no. Yara doesn't belong in a sweat suit."
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-Aw, I think she looks nice. -You've stripped her of her style.
"-Aw, I think she looks nice. -You've stripped her of her style."
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She used to dress in Chanel, and now she looks like The Irishman.
"She used to dress in Chanel, and now she looks like The Irishman."
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-Okay, Mama, time for breakfast.
"-Okay, Mama, time for breakfast."
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I want candy.
"I want candy."
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We all want candy!
"We all want candy!"
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Think I like Kashi Good Friends cereal?
"Think I like Kashi Good Friends cereal?"
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You know, up where I live,
"You know, up where I live,"
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I'm on the box of Kashi Good Friends cereal.
"I'm on the box of Kashi Good Friends cereal."
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Pete, how are you feeling?
"Pete, how are you feeling?"
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-Oh! Holy hell! Can I help you? -Actually, I'm here to help you.
"-Oh! Holy hell! Can I help you? -Actually, I'm here to help you."
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I'm Keith from Grief.
"I'm Keith from Grief."
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I hear your client has a parent on the way out.
"I hear your client has a parent on the way out."
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I am so sad to hear. Here's my card.
"I am so sad to hear. Here's my card."
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Yeah, I'm sorry, Keith from Grief, but now's not a good time.
"Yeah, I'm sorry, Keith from Grief, but now's not a good time."
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It never is.
"It never is."
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Hey, maybe Amir and I could just sit down?
"Hey, maybe Amir and I could just sit down?"
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Have a… a little chat over some tea, a light lunch, perhaps?
"Have a… a little chat over some tea, a light lunch, perhaps?"
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It seems like he could use a very warm cashmere hug.
"It seems like he could use a very warm cashmere hug."
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