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Clips from Human Resources - Shitstorm (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 10 603 clips
Drama

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[rain falling]
"[rain falling]"
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[thunder rumbles]
"[thunder rumbles]"
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[grunting and yelping]
"[grunting and yelping]"
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Go home? Because of some rain?
"Go home? Because of some rain?"
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Someone needs to die for that dumb fuckin' idea, Pete.
"Someone needs to die for that dumb fuckin' idea, Pete."
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-And I don't care who. -I'm telling you, Petra.
"-And I don't care who. -I'm telling you, Petra."
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This is gonna be a category four hurricane.
"This is gonna be a category four hurricane."
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I've run the numbers.
"I've run the numbers."
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Numbers? What the fuck are you talking about, fuckin' numbers?
"Numbers? What the fuck are you talking about, fuckin' numbers?"
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There are numbers. They've been run.
"There are numbers. They've been run."
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Ooh, those numbers are ugly. Wow, yeah, I'm with Pete on this one.
"Ooh, those numbers are ugly. Wow, yeah, I'm with Pete on this one."
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Uh, I don't need you, of all people, "with me."
"Uh, I don't need you, of all people, "with me.""
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He's agreeing with you, you dookie-head.
"He's agreeing with you, you dookie-head."
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-[thunder rumbling] -Well, anyways, long story short,
"-[thunder rumbling] -Well, anyways, long story short,"
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I puked so hard, I could taste my own sweet butthole.
"I puked so hard, I could taste my own sweet butthole."
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-No kidding. -That's a hard puke.
"-No kidding. -That's a hard puke."
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Sounds like the last time I was knocked up.
"Sounds like the last time I was knocked up."
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Exactly.
"Exactly."
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God, I had morning sickness and the gestational diabetes.
"God, I had morning sickness and the gestational diabetes."
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-Gil remembers. -Absolutely! Sympathy diabetes.
"-Gil remembers. -Absolutely! Sympathy diabetes."
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Ha! No, no, no, I'm not pregnant. I couldn't be.
"Ha! No, no, no, I'm not pregnant. I couldn't be."
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-Could I? -[lightning cracks]
"-Could I? -[lightning cracks]"
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Okay. [grunts]
"Okay. [grunts]"
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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[chuckling] Oh, my God.
"[chuckling] Oh, my God."
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-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe playing] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe playing] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪
"♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪"
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪
"♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪"
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♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪
"♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪"
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♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪
"♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪"
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♪ There's nothin' better ♪
"♪ There's nothin' better ♪"
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♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪
"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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[anxiously] Wow! Eleven miles over the speed limit, Becs.
"[anxiously] Wow! Eleven miles over the speed limit, Becs."
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I thought we agreed our window was ten.
"I thought we agreed our window was ten."
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Ugh, I know that, Barry, but I'm trying to get us out of this frickin' hurricane.
"Ugh, I know that, Barry, but I'm trying to get us out of this frickin' hurricane."
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Please can I floor it just to piss him off?
"Please can I floor it just to piss him off?"
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No, because, remember, we love him! He's just trying to keep us safe.
"No, because, remember, we love him! He's just trying to keep us safe."
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Okay, you're right, Barry.
"Okay, you're right, Barry."
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-I'll slow down. -[lightning cracks]
"-I'll slow down. -[lightning cracks]"
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-Ahh! -[Barry] Oh, God!
"-Ahh! -[Barry] Oh, God!"
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Oh, God, it's The Perfect Storm!
"Oh, God, it's The Perfect Storm!"
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-Mark my Wahlberg, we're all gonna die! -[all screaming]
"-Mark my Wahlberg, we're all gonna die! -[all screaming]"
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-Hold on, Jakey. -Oh, my God, slow down!
"-Hold on, Jakey. -Oh, my God, slow down!"
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[Becca] I'm trying!
"[Becca] I'm trying!"
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[Tito] The brakes are dead and so are we!
"[Tito] The brakes are dead and so are we!"
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[Becca shrieks]
"[Becca shrieks]"
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-[crying loudly] -Oh, my God! Fuck!
"-[crying loudly] -Oh, my God! Fuck!"
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He's okay. Are you okay?
"He's okay. Are you okay?"
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think so.
"Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I think so."
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Wow, that car is aggressively purple.
"Wow, that car is aggressively purple."
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[hysterical] My Suns-mobile! What have you done to my baby?
"[hysterical] My Suns-mobile! What have you done to my baby?"
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Oh, my God, it's ruined. Doug, fall to your knees in the rain.
"Oh, my God, it's ruined. Doug, fall to your knees in the rain."
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[yelling] Please, God, take me instead!
"[yelling] Please, God, take me instead!"
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[sobbing] Take him!
"[sobbing] Take him!"
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Ahh!
"Ahh!"
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-Oh, come on! -Important documents?
"-Oh, come on! -Important documents?"
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Mmm, not really.
"Mmm, not really."
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Low-priority documents?
"Low-priority documents?"
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What's going on with you? Why you smiling like that?
"What's going on with you? Why you smiling like that?"
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Oh, no reason.
"Oh, no reason."
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You're pregnant.
"You're pregnant."
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-Yes! -Is it mine?
"-Yes! -Is it mine?"
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Of course it's yours. It's ours. Connie, I thought you'd be--
"Of course it's yours. It's ours. Connie, I thought you'd be--"
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On the phone with the Inbox Zero Abortion Clinic by now?
"On the phone with the Inbox Zero Abortion Clinic by now?"
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Yeah, I'd have thought that too. How the shit did this happen?
"Yeah, I'd have thought that too. How the shit did this happen?"
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You know exactly and fornicationally how this happened.
"You know exactly and fornicationally how this happened."
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No. I don't. We use protection when we poon, do we not?
"No. I don't. We use protection when we poon, do we not?"
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Well, yes, as a practice, we say,
"Well, yes, as a practice, we say,"
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"No baby, no baby, no baby,"
""No baby, no baby, no baby,""
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silently to ourself whilst cumming.
"silently to ourself whilst cumming."
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Which, via science,
"Which, via science,"
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prevents fertilization in our respective unisex wombs we both have.
"prevents fertilization in our respective unisex wombs we both have."
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Obviously. This is basic hormone monster biology, Connie.
"Obviously. This is basic hormone monster biology, Connie."
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Don't waste time on stuff everyone already knows.
"Don't waste time on stuff everyone already knows."
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Maury, I know I said, "No baby, no baby, no baby," every time.
"Maury, I know I said, "No baby, no baby, no baby," every time."
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Reason? 'Cause we don't want a goddamn baby!
"Reason? 'Cause we don't want a goddamn baby!"
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Well, I said it too. But I-- I don't know. Maybe I didn't mean it.
"Well, I said it too. But I-- I don't know. Maybe I didn't mean it."
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Are you saying you want this preg?
"Are you saying you want this preg?"
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Well, now that it's here growing little hooves and horns in my tummy…
"Well, now that it's here growing little hooves and horns in my tummy…"
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-Yes. -What?
"-Yes. -What?"
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-Don't you? -No!
"-Don't you? -No!"
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Okay, so what I'm hearing
"Okay, so what I'm hearing"
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is you need a few minutes to wrap your head around this,
"is you need a few minutes to wrap your head around this,"
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and then you'll be all in, right?
"and then you'll be all in, right?"
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-[thunder booms] -Ahh!
"-[thunder booms] -Ahh!"
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[dramatic music plays]
"[dramatic music plays]"
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[shrieks]
"[shrieks]"
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[power shutting down]
"[power shutting down]"
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Jesus fucking Christ. Todd!
"Jesus fucking Christ. Todd!"
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Okay, power's out, generator's failed,
"Okay, power's out, generator's failed,"
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portals to Earth are down.
"portals to Earth are down."
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[all clamoring nervously]
"[all clamoring nervously]"
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Oh, my God, what are we gonna fucking do?
"Oh, my God, what are we gonna fucking do?"
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All right, relax. I am working on it.
"All right, relax. I am working on it."
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And watch your language.
"And watch your language."
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Oh, man, I wish you and I hadn't been so smart and correct about that storm, Pete.
"Oh, man, I wish you and I hadn't been so smart and correct about that storm, Pete."
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Oh, blimey! We need those portals back up!
"Oh, blimey! We need those portals back up!"
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Well, our humans can live without us for a few minutes.
"Well, our humans can live without us for a few minutes."
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You don't get it.
"You don't get it."
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Rochelle's still on Earth, and now she's stuck down there without me!
"Rochelle's still on Earth, and now she's stuck down there without me!"
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Well, Rochelle's a smart, grown woman, so…
"Well, Rochelle's a smart, grown woman, so…"
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[scoffs] Weird to worry.
"[scoffs] Weird to worry."
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Of course I'm worried, buddy. She's my girlfriend.
"Of course I'm worried, buddy. She's my girlfriend."
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She may be your girlfriend, but I am not your buddy!
"She may be your girlfriend, but I am not your buddy!"
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Okay. Okay, just relax there, big guy.
"Okay. Okay, just relax there, big guy."
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All right, all-- Whoa!
"All right, all-- Whoa!"
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[chuckling] I'll be stuffed, mate, your pecs are incredible.
"[chuckling] I'll be stuffed, mate, your pecs are incredible."
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Thanks, just stop touching them.
"Thanks, just stop touching them."
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Again, I'm-- I'm so sorry.
"Again, I'm-- I'm so sorry."
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-We've never been more sorry. -We'll cover everything.
"-We've never been more sorry. -We'll cover everything."
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[hysterical] The Suns wrap covered everything!
"[hysterical] The Suns wrap covered everything!"
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Bumper, mirror housings, mud flaps, rear-end enders.
"Bumper, mirror housings, mud flaps, rear-end enders."
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Now look at it!
"Now look at it!"
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Oh, shit, it's you?
"Oh, shit, it's you?"
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Emmy? What the fuck are you doing here?
"Emmy? What the fuck are you doing here?"
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-[lightning cracks] -Oh, shit, that was close.
"-[lightning cracks] -Oh, shit, that was close."
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Come on, everybody, let's get inside, for Christ's sake!
"Come on, everybody, let's get inside, for Christ's sake!"
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Hold up, we're just letting these people into your home
"Hold up, we're just letting these people into your home"
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