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Clips from Human Resources - The Addiction Angel (S01E01)

TV Series 2022 Season 1, Episode 6 551 clips
Drama
This is so great! The Fuck Room is at capacity.
"This is so great! The Fuck Room is at capacity."
Human Resources
Oh! Hey! Is one of you in my ass and, like, snapping your fingers?
"Oh! Hey! Is one of you in my ass and, like, snapping your fingers?"
Human Resources
Oh, that was me, love. Should I stop?
"Oh, that was me, love. Should I stop?"
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Not unless you wanna lose the fingers, baby.
"Not unless you wanna lose the fingers, baby."
Human Resources
Hi, Aunt Joanne. No, no, I'm not working. No, now's a great time.
"Hi, Aunt Joanne. No, no, I'm not working. No, now's a great time."
Human Resources
How's your foot? Is it-- Is it still infected?
"How's your foot? Is it-- Is it still infected?"
Human Resources
Ooh! Some of these new comic strips they got are too sexy.
"Ooh! Some of these new comic strips they got are too sexy."
Human Resources
Tell me about it. I don't care if that's how cavemen really dressed.
"Tell me about it. I don't care if that's how cavemen really dressed."
Human Resources
I don't need to see it while drinking my coffee.
"I don't need to see it while drinking my coffee."
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What the fuck are you lazy zeroes doing?
"What the fuck are you lazy zeroes doing?"
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Pumping and dumping all our icky sticky, baby.
"Pumping and dumping all our icky sticky, baby."
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Oh, how nice. But that's not your fucking job!
"Oh, how nice. But that's not your fucking job!"
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Your job is to make sure your clients dump their icky sticky!
"Your job is to make sure your clients dump their icky sticky!"
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Jeez, Gavin, what's up your ass?
"Jeez, Gavin, what's up your ass?"
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Our division's orgasm numbers just came in,
"Our division's orgasm numbers just came in,"
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and Corporate is fucking pissed.
"and Corporate is fucking pissed."
Human Resources
Our humans should live by three little letters,
"Our humans should live by three little letters,"
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A, B, C. A, "Always." B, "Be." C, "Creaming."
"A, B, C. A, "Always." B, "Be." C, "Creaming.""
Human Resources
-Mm-hmm. -Okay.
"-Mm-hmm. -Okay."
Human Resources
These are the current jizz standings.
"These are the current jizz standings."
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-Some of you are doing the work. -Fuck yeah! Number one!
"-Some of you are doing the work. -Fuck yeah! Number one!"
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-And some of you are dead fucking weight! -Hey! It's not our fault we're last place!
"-And some of you are dead fucking weight! -Hey! It's not our fault we're last place!"
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-Steve Winwood had another prostate scare. -You see? We're stuck with dud clients.
"-Steve Winwood had another prostate scare. -You see? We're stuck with dud clients."
Human Resources
Corporate doesn't want excuses, just results.
"Corporate doesn't want excuses, just results."
Human Resources
So they're adding a twist to this month's Cream-A-Thon.
"So they're adding a twist to this month's Cream-A-Thon."
Human Resources
Oh! Does pee-pee finally count?
"Oh! Does pee-pee finally count?"
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Pee-pee never counts!
"Pee-pee never counts!"
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You all have one month to get your clients' numbers up.
"You all have one month to get your clients' numbers up."
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First prize is a trip to Anal Island.
"First prize is a trip to Anal Island."
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Anal Island!
"Anal Island!"
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Second place gets to have sex with my motorcycle while I watch.
"Second place gets to have sex with my motorcycle while I watch."
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-Oh! That's a good prize. -And last place, you're fired.
"-Oh! That's a good prize. -And last place, you're fired."
Human Resources
I can't get fired! I've been pouring money into Sharon's singing career.
"I can't get fired! I've been pouring money into Sharon's singing career."
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-What? Why? -Because, Joe, she needs a demo.
"-What? Why? -Because, Joe, she needs a demo."
Human Resources
How's she supposed to get a manager without a demo? Think with your brain.
"How's she supposed to get a manager without a demo? Think with your brain."
Human Resources
"Trident Condoms, for triple dicks."
""Trident Condoms, for triple dicks.""
Human Resources
Yeah, baby.
"Yeah, baby."
Human Resources
Hey, Dante?
"Hey, Dante?"
Human Resources
Were you, uh, trying to sneak out?
"Were you, uh, trying to sneak out?"
Human Resources
Oh, no, no, no. I just didn't want to disturb you.
"Oh, no, no, no. I just didn't want to disturb you."
Human Resources
-You just looked so peaceful. -Aww, that's so sweet.
"-You just looked so peaceful. -Aww, that's so sweet."
Human Resources
Because, you know, sometimes,
"Because, you know, sometimes,"
Human Resources
I hiccup-burp in my sleep, and it used to be so bad
"I hiccup-burp in my sleep, and it used to be so bad"
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my retainer would shoot out of my mouth like a champagne cork.
"my retainer would shoot out of my mouth like a champagne cork."
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-There is no one like you, Emmy. -Really?
"-There is no one like you, Emmy. -Really?"
Human Resources
This is such a fucking turn-on.
"This is such a fucking turn-on."
Human Resources
Which is why it fucking sucks that we can't do this anymore.
"Which is why it fucking sucks that we can't do this anymore."
Human Resources
What? Are you breaking up with me?
"What? Are you breaking up with me?"
Human Resources
-No. -Phew. Okay.
"-No. -Phew. Okay."
Human Resources
Yeah, because we were never technically together, right?
"Yeah, because we were never technically together, right?"
Human Resources
-What? -You deserve so much more
"-What? -You deserve so much more"
Human Resources
than I can give you right now.
"than I can give you right now."
Human Resources
Can you be more specific?
"Can you be more specific?"
Human Resources
-Well, no, actually. -Oh.
"-Well, no, actually. -Oh."
Human Resources
-It-- It's personal. -Sorry, my bad.
"-It-- It's personal. -Sorry, my bad."
Human Resources
Oh, that tasty dust.
"Oh, that tasty dust."
Human Resources
-See you around, Em. -Huh? What?
"-See you around, Em. -Huh? What?"
Human Resources
Oh, by the way, you're out of eggs.
"Oh, by the way, you're out of eggs."
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-And O.J. And bacon. -Oh.
"-And O.J. And bacon. -Oh."
Human Resources
I made myself this beautiful little breakfast.
"I made myself this beautiful little breakfast."
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-It was just… Mmm, mwah. Kisses.
"-It was just… Mmm, mwah. Kisses."
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-Aren't you sweet,
"-Aren't you sweet,"
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taking this all serious.
"taking this all serious."
Human Resources
Well, Doug asked us not to peek.
"Well, Doug asked us not to peek."
Human Resources
Okay, you can look now.
"Okay, you can look now."
Human Resources
Welcome to the ultimate fucking wedding suit.
"Welcome to the ultimate fucking wedding suit."
Human Resources
It's, um, a little snug, Doug.
"It's, um, a little snug, Doug."
Human Resources
Yeah, my body has for sure changed since I got this puppy.
"Yeah, my body has for sure changed since I got this puppy."
Human Resources
It's okay. It's just a few pounds.
"It's okay. It's just a few pounds."
Human Resources
Yeah. With a couple healthy choices,
"Yeah. With a couple healthy choices,"
Human Resources
that suit'll fit in plenty of time for the wedding.
"that suit'll fit in plenty of time for the wedding."
Human Resources
Okay! I am psyched for healthy choices!
"Okay! I am psyched for healthy choices!"
Human Resources
Banana. Right?
"Banana. Right?"
Human Resources
Let me put my suit back in its special trash bag.
"Let me put my suit back in its special trash bag."
Human Resources
Look at us. On the same page for once.
"Look at us. On the same page for once."
Human Resources
It is indeed very fun to be on the same page as you because your page is fun…
"It is indeed very fun to be on the same page as you because your page is fun…"
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-…what's on it. -Oh, baby, my whole book is fun.
"-…what's on it. -Oh, baby, my whole book is fun."
Human Resources
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Human Resources
You guys are being all cute and shit.
"You guys are being all cute and shit."
Human Resources
Doug, is that candy?
"Doug, is that candy?"
Human Resources
-It's 8:45 in the morning.
"-It's 8:45 in the morning."
Human Resources
Oh, yeah, sometimes picking a T-shirt stresses me out.
"Oh, yeah, sometimes picking a T-shirt stresses me out."
Human Resources
Because you have so many funny ones.
"Because you have so many funny ones."
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-Yeah. -I get it.
"-Yeah. -I get it."
Human Resources
I keep a tub of Twizzlers in here as a little reward.
"I keep a tub of Twizzlers in here as a little reward."
Human Resources
If you want that suit to fit, maybe let's cut out the closet candy?
"If you want that suit to fit, maybe let's cut out the closet candy?"
Human Resources
-Oh, shit! Yeah, that's a good idea. -Mm-hm.
"-Oh, shit! Yeah, that's a good idea. -Mm-hm."
Human Resources
What about bathroom bonbons?
"What about bathroom bonbons?"
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Are those allowed?
"Are those allowed?"
Human Resources
To celebrate a toilet win, you know, after a good make? Swish!
"To celebrate a toilet win, you know, after a good make? Swish!"
Human Resources
Oh, Doug. It should never not be a swish on the toilet.
"Oh, Doug. It should never not be a swish on the toilet."
Human Resources
I know, Mom. I told Aunt Joanne she needs to ice the foot,
"I know, Mom. I told Aunt Joanne she needs to ice the foot,"
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-but the new guy, Richie… -Come on.
"-but the new guy, Richie… -Come on."
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…likes it piping hot, and she doesn't want to lose another guy.
"…likes it piping hot, and she doesn't want to lose another guy."
Human Resources
Gil, are you sure this is a good idea? If Maury catches us--
"Gil, are you sure this is a good idea? If Maury catches us--"
Human Resources
What? So he'll be mad. Big whoop. That's better than being fired, Joe.
"What? So he'll be mad. Big whoop. That's better than being fired, Joe."
Human Resources
Why don't I just ask Steve Winwood to reactivate his Maxim subscription?
"Why don't I just ask Steve Winwood to reactivate his Maxim subscription?"
Human Resources
He loves lad mags. That's not what he sounds like.
"He loves lad mags. That's not what he sounds like."
Human Resources
-I can't do his accent. -Get serious!
"-I can't do his accent. -Get serious!"
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Gil, Gil! Gil, Gil, Gil! Maury's client binder!
"Gil, Gil! Gil, Gil, Gil! Maury's client binder!"
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Oh my God. My cock is quivering.
"Oh my God. My cock is quivering."
Human Resources
Mom, I know Richie's a deadbeat, but he seems to make Aunt Joanne happy.
"Mom, I know Richie's a deadbeat, but he seems to make Aunt Joanne happy."
Human Resources
-He's coming back! Just grab one! -…eat her out breakfast, lunch and dinner?
"-He's coming back! Just grab one! -…eat her out breakfast, lunch and dinner?"
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-Okay, this one! -Ooh!
"-Okay, this one! -Ooh!"
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Maury's not gonna miss one random cum cow.
"Maury's not gonna miss one random cum cow."
Human Resources
"Cum cow." That's good. I like that.
""Cum cow." That's good. I like that."
Human Resources
If Dante would just tell me what's wrong with me,
"If Dante would just tell me what's wrong with me,"
Human Resources
I would change it and then we could keep fucking.
"I would change it and then we could keep fucking."
Human Resources
-What do you think is wrong with me? -You're obsessed with an asshole.
"-What do you think is wrong with me? -You're obsessed with an asshole."
Human Resources
That Addiction Angel, he sucks you in and then he completely destroys you.
"That Addiction Angel, he sucks you in and then he completely destroys you."
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-Mmm… Yeah, he does. -Ugh.
"-Mmm… Yeah, he does. -Ugh."
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Destroy me, I mean. You know, with sex?
"Destroy me, I mean. You know, with sex?"
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Stop it! This is your chance to get yourself clean of this scumbag.
"Stop it! This is your chance to get yourself clean of this scumbag."
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-And you can do it. -You're right.
"-And you can do it. -You're right."
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You're right. I can do this. I'll just quit him cold turkey.
"You're right. I can do this. I'll just quit him cold turkey."
Human Resources
-What the hell are you doing here? -Hello, ladies.
"-What the hell are you doing here? -Hello, ladies."
Human Resources
-Mama want Dante dust… -Emmy!
"-Mama want Dante dust… -Emmy!"
Human Resources
Whoa! Right. Yes, yes. Peace out. Psyche. L-O-L. And good-- goodbye.
"Whoa! Right. Yes, yes. Peace out. Psyche. L-O-L. And good-- goodbye."
Human Resources
Excuse me, we're having a Doug meeting. So how about you leave?
"Excuse me, we're having a Doug meeting. So how about you leave?"
Human Resources
Apparently Dante is on the team now?
"Apparently Dante is on the team now?"
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