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Clips from Lazor Wulf - The End Is High (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2021 Season 2, Episode 4 12 min ★ 5.4/10 (305 ratings) 282 clips
Fantasy Comedy Animation

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♪ la, la, la ♪
"♪ la, la, la ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪"
Lazor Wulf
[ rooster caws ]
"[ rooster caws ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ sighs ] being stuck in god's house
"[ sighs ] being stuck in god's house"
Lazor Wulf
Is definitely my specific version of hell.
"Is definitely my specific version of hell."
Lazor Wulf
Lord, how do these spinnas always find a way
"Lord, how do these spinnas always find a way"
Lazor Wulf
To destroy the earth?
"To destroy the earth?"
Lazor Wulf
Did you just call yourself in vain?
"Did you just call yourself in vain?"
Lazor Wulf
This earth experiment has been a complete failure.
"This earth experiment has been a complete failure."
Lazor Wulf
I am not sending them back.
"I am not sending them back."
Lazor Wulf
-Not this time. -You sure about that?
"-Not this time. -You sure about that?"
Lazor Wulf
'cause you always saying you don't like folks up here.
"'cause you always saying you don't like folks up here."
Lazor Wulf
God: Shut up, wallace!
"God: Shut up, wallace!"
Lazor Wulf
[ squeak! ]
"[ squeak! ]"
Lazor Wulf
Hey, man, where's the bathroom?
"Hey, man, where's the bathroom?"
Lazor Wulf
I've been walking around for like 45 seconds,
"I've been walking around for like 45 seconds,"
Lazor Wulf
And all I see are clouds.
"And all I see are clouds."
Lazor Wulf
[ bird caws ]
"[ bird caws ]"
Lazor Wulf
-Rrr! Top... -God: Stay outta there!
"-Rrr! Top... -God: Stay outta there!"
Lazor Wulf
Don't you see the sign?!
"Don't you see the sign?!"
Lazor Wulf
'cause I'm a bad boy!
"'cause I'm a bad boy!"
Lazor Wulf
[ punches landing ]
"[ punches landing ]"
Lazor Wulf
Oh [bshh] lookie here!
"Oh [bshh] lookie here!"
Lazor Wulf
[ ding! ]
"[ ding! ]"
Lazor Wulf
How does that even work?
"How does that even work?"
Lazor Wulf
[ gasping, laughing ]
"[ gasping, laughing ]"
Lazor Wulf
This is useless but extraordinary!
"This is useless but extraordinary!"
Lazor Wulf
Almost like a hologram concert.
"Almost like a hologram concert."
Lazor Wulf
Useless but extraordinary?
"Useless but extraordinary?"
Lazor Wulf
That's my whole bag.
"That's my whole bag."
Lazor Wulf
What else is in here? I swear...
"What else is in here? I swear..."
Lazor Wulf
[ thud ]
"[ thud ]"
Lazor Wulf
It ain't ideal, but we did get the earth blown up...
"It ain't ideal, but we did get the earth blown up..."
Lazor Wulf
Again.
"Again."
Lazor Wulf
[ howling ]
"[ howling ]"
Lazor Wulf
Blazor wulf: Hey, could y'all stop howling?
"Blazor wulf: Hey, could y'all stop howling?"
Lazor Wulf
The moon is pissed, and she's about to make
"The moon is pissed, and she's about to make"
Lazor Wulf
An example out of us.
"An example out of us."
Lazor Wulf
[ howling ]
"[ howling ]"
Lazor Wulf
Luna: I'll make sure these shitholes never disrespect me ever again.
"Luna: I'll make sure these shitholes never disrespect me ever again."
Lazor Wulf
Blazor wulf: [ sighs ] just make it quick.
"Blazor wulf: [ sighs ] just make it quick."
Lazor Wulf
[ shriek ] [ explosion ]
"[ shriek ] [ explosion ]"
Lazor Wulf
Fair point. Eh.
"Fair point. Eh."
Lazor Wulf
I say if we all got to live here,
"I say if we all got to live here,"
Lazor Wulf
Let's try and make it work. Blazor,
"Let's try and make it work. Blazor,"
Lazor Wulf
I don't know how many times I have to say this,
"I don't know how many times I have to say this,"
Lazor Wulf
But I don't do work. [ bray ]
"But I don't do work. [ bray ]"
Lazor Wulf
The only thing I plan on doing is finding a way out of here.
"The only thing I plan on doing is finding a way out of here."
Lazor Wulf
You do that.
"You do that."
Lazor Wulf
I'mma go try to negotiate with 'ol bighead
"I'mma go try to negotiate with 'ol bighead"
Lazor Wulf
And get some land up here.
"And get some land up here."
Lazor Wulf
God damn it, wallace! They finding all my shit!
"God damn it, wallace! They finding all my shit!"
Lazor Wulf
-Just snap them all back. -[ gasps ]
"-Just snap them all back. -[ gasps ]"
Lazor Wulf
Hell no.
"Hell no."
Lazor Wulf
I wouldn't be a deity if I wasn't stubborn.
"I wouldn't be a deity if I wasn't stubborn."
Lazor Wulf
It's time to activate my panic bubble.
"It's time to activate my panic bubble."
Lazor Wulf
Dude, you left me ou-- never mind.
"Dude, you left me ou-- never mind."
Lazor Wulf
I don't care.
"I don't care."
Lazor Wulf
Smart idea, god.
"Smart idea, god."
Lazor Wulf
These folks be so draining.
"These folks be so draining."
Lazor Wulf
What the [bshh] are you doing in my bubble, little girl?
"What the [bshh] are you doing in my bubble, little girl?"
Lazor Wulf
Shh. I'm about to go live!
"Shh. I'm about to go live!"
Lazor Wulf
Hey, fans! It's me, your girl,
"Hey, fans! It's me, your girl,"
Lazor Wulf
Hanging out with god.
"Hanging out with god."
Lazor Wulf
You see where we at?
"You see where we at?"
Lazor Wulf
You know what the [bshh] goin' on.
"You know what the [bshh] goin' on."
Lazor Wulf
Say what up to the people, god.
"Say what up to the people, god."
Lazor Wulf
Uh-uh. You gotta go.
"Uh-uh. You gotta go."
Lazor Wulf
You annoying as shit.
"You annoying as shit."
Lazor Wulf
You gonna regret this. I swear!
"You gonna regret this. I swear!"
Lazor Wulf
And once I find the edge of this thing,
"And once I find the edge of this thing,"
Lazor Wulf
I'll just jump and hope for the best.
"I'll just jump and hope for the best."
Lazor Wulf
Sounds like a plan, my dude.
"Sounds like a plan, my dude."
Lazor Wulf
Damn right.
"Damn right."
Lazor Wulf
Do you see that?
"Do you see that?"
Lazor Wulf
That weird-ass ominous cloud?
"That weird-ass ominous cloud?"
Lazor Wulf
[ whooshing ]
"[ whooshing ]"
Lazor Wulf
Nope, can't say I do.
"Nope, can't say I do."
Lazor Wulf
I'mma move my story along and go touch it.
"I'mma move my story along and go touch it."
Lazor Wulf
[ fast-forwarding whine ]
"[ fast-forwarding whine ]"
Lazor Wulf
I have all the secrets.
"I have all the secrets."
Lazor Wulf
All the secrets?
"All the secrets?"
Lazor Wulf
Maybe it's got the secret of getting the [bshh] outta here.
"Maybe it's got the secret of getting the [bshh] outta here."
Lazor Wulf
Secrets...
"Secrets..."
Lazor Wulf
Ahem. One could say that
"Ahem. One could say that"
Lazor Wulf
Walking away from the plot
"Walking away from the plot"
Lazor Wulf
Is how we got here.
"Is how we got here."
Lazor Wulf
Where am I?
"Where am I?"
Lazor Wulf
I am... [clears throat]
"I am... [clears throat]"
Lazor Wulf
I am sharlipa, and welcome to thatcloud.
"I am sharlipa, and welcome to thatcloud."
Lazor Wulf
Here is where we store all the secrets of the universe.
"Here is where we store all the secrets of the universe."
Lazor Wulf
You know, the good info.
"You know, the good info."
Lazor Wulf
That's nice. Where's heaven's exit?
"That's nice. Where's heaven's exit?"
Lazor Wulf
Did you know how many cakes god has smashed to smithereens?
"Did you know how many cakes god has smashed to smithereens?"
Lazor Wulf
And I don't mean birthday celebrations, okay?
"And I don't mean birthday celebrations, okay?"
Lazor Wulf
Cakes? Smithereens?
"Cakes? Smithereens?"
Lazor Wulf
Ooh, is this a puzzle? 'cause I like puzzles.
"Ooh, is this a puzzle? 'cause I like puzzles."
Lazor Wulf
Some would say that I'm a puzzle.
"Some would say that I'm a puzzle."
Lazor Wulf
Listen, if you wanna know anything,
"Listen, if you wanna know anything,"
Lazor Wulf
You better listen to me.
"You better listen to me."
Lazor Wulf
I know everything about everyone, okay?
"I know everything about everyone, okay?"
Lazor Wulf
Plus my information is up to date and never fake.
"Plus my information is up to date and never fake."
Lazor Wulf
Hmm. Right.
"Hmm. Right."
Lazor Wulf
Should I be taking this down because -- wait, hold on.
"Should I be taking this down because -- wait, hold on."
Lazor Wulf
Let me grab a paper and pen really quick.
"Let me grab a paper and pen really quick."
Lazor Wulf
Sharlipa: Sorry, we don't really quantify any of the informa...
"Sharlipa: Sorry, we don't really quantify any of the informa..."
Lazor Wulf
[ rattles ]
"[ rattles ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ beep ] hello?
"[ beep ] hello?"
Lazor Wulf
Kinny? Listen, I need your help.
"Kinny? Listen, I need your help."
Lazor Wulf
I'm looking to procure some property up here.
"I'm looking to procure some property up here."
Lazor Wulf
Can you look up -- hello?
"Can you look up -- hello?"
Lazor Wulf
[ giggles ] hey, boss!
"[ giggles ] hey, boss!"
Lazor Wulf
Do you see me?
"Do you see me?"
Lazor Wulf
I'm with canon and stupid horse and a flying sneaker!
"I'm with canon and stupid horse and a flying sneaker!"
Lazor Wulf
What's good, blazooor!
"What's good, blazooor!"
Lazor Wulf
[ laughs ] heeey! Byeee!
"[ laughs ] heeey! Byeee!"
Lazor Wulf
-[ sighs ] -hey, girl.
"-[ sighs ] -hey, girl."
Lazor Wulf
We outchea living our best dead lives.
"We outchea living our best dead lives."
Lazor Wulf