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Clips from Lazor Wulf - Prolly for the Better? (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2021 Season 2, Episode 7 12 min ★ 5.4/10 (305 ratings) 259 clips
Fantasy Comedy Animation

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♪ la, la, la ♪
"♪ la, la, la ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪"
Lazor Wulf
-[ growling ] -[ grunting ]
"-[ growling ] -[ grunting ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ trills ]
"[ trills ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ grunting continues ]
"[ grunting continues ]"
Lazor Wulf
Give up, you stone-colored shit fox.
"Give up, you stone-colored shit fox."
Lazor Wulf
[ laughing ]
"[ laughing ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ growls and coughs ]
"[ growls and coughs ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ grunting ] give up!
"[ grunting ] give up!"
Lazor Wulf
[ grunting ]
"[ grunting ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ taps loudly ]
"[ taps loudly ]"
Lazor Wulf
Smartest decision you've ever made.
"Smartest decision you've ever made."
Lazor Wulf
Now give me my damn title.
"Now give me my damn title."
Lazor Wulf
Take heed! This is the beginning
"Take heed! This is the beginning"
Lazor Wulf
Of a forever-long winning streak.
"Of a forever-long winning streak."
Lazor Wulf
Mwah! Ooh! [ kissing ] oh.
"Mwah! Ooh! [ kissing ] oh."
Lazor Wulf
Ah, mm, yeah. Oh, baby.
"Ah, mm, yeah. Oh, baby."
Lazor Wulf
Mm, ooh, you so nasty.
"Mm, ooh, you so nasty."
Lazor Wulf
And that was the last time you actually won anything.
"And that was the last time you actually won anything."
Lazor Wulf
What the...You telling me this for?
"What the...You telling me this for?"
Lazor Wulf
I was just thinking about how big of a loser you are.
"I was just thinking about how big of a loser you are."
Lazor Wulf
No offense.
"No offense."
Lazor Wulf
You got some nerve calling me a loser.
"You got some nerve calling me a loser."
Lazor Wulf
I should kick your ass.
"I should kick your ass."
Lazor Wulf
It'd probably be the first fight you won
"It'd probably be the first fight you won"
Lazor Wulf
In 25,000 years.
"In 25,000 years."
Lazor Wulf
...You, wallace. We're going to strongburg.
"...You, wallace. We're going to strongburg."
Lazor Wulf
What for? [ shriek ]
"What for? [ shriek ]"
Lazor Wulf
I'm going to get my biggest w
"I'm going to get my biggest w"
Lazor Wulf
By handing my smallest annoyance
"By handing my smallest annoyance"
Lazor Wulf
Their largest l. [ snaps fingers ]
"Their largest l. [ snaps fingers ]"
Lazor Wulf
[ snoring ] singer: ♪ that's a fish ♪
"[ snoring ] singer: ♪ that's a fish ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ what's a fish? A doo-doo fish ♪
"♪ what's a fish? A doo-doo fish ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ a boot and fish ♪
"♪ a boot and fish ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ swimmin' towards each other in love ♪
"♪ swimmin' towards each other in love ♪"
Lazor Wulf
[ shriek ] god is in the motherfigity house!
"[ shriek ] god is in the motherfigity house!"
Lazor Wulf
♪ that's a fish ♪ [ snoring ]
"♪ that's a fish ♪ [ snoring ]"
Lazor Wulf
♪ what's a fish? ♪ that's nice. Now leave.
"♪ what's a fish? ♪ that's nice. Now leave."
Lazor Wulf
I challenge you... To a fight.
"I challenge you... To a fight."
Lazor Wulf
♪ a boot and fish ♪
"♪ a boot and fish ♪"
Lazor Wulf
[ signal whirring ]
"[ signal whirring ]"
Lazor Wulf
I'm good. Fighting is archaic.
"I'm good. Fighting is archaic."
Lazor Wulf
[ blasts ]
"[ blasts ]"
Lazor Wulf
What the hell, man?
"What the hell, man?"
Lazor Wulf
...Is wrong with you?
"...Is wrong with you?"
Lazor Wulf
[ doors creak ]
"[ doors creak ]"
Lazor Wulf
Like I said, fighting is archaic.
"Like I said, fighting is archaic."
Lazor Wulf
[ bell tolls ] but I am willing to play you
"[ bell tolls ] but I am willing to play you"
Lazor Wulf
In a game of ohno. Ohno?
"In a game of ohno. Ohno?"
Lazor Wulf
Only losers in milwaukee know how to play that shit.
"Only losers in milwaukee know how to play that shit."
Lazor Wulf
[ quacking ]
"[ quacking ]"
Lazor Wulf
Man, you know we don't know how to play that...
"Man, you know we don't know how to play that..."
Lazor Wulf
[ clatters ]
"[ clatters ]"
Lazor Wulf
Ohno is another one of your...Ideas
"Ohno is another one of your...Ideas"
Lazor Wulf
That mistakenly went through.
"That mistakenly went through."
Lazor Wulf
Yeah, but to be fair, they're all usually...Ideas.
"Yeah, but to be fair, they're all usually...Ideas."
Lazor Wulf
Dude is a legit loser.
"Dude is a legit loser."
Lazor Wulf
[ squeaking ]
"[ squeaking ]"
Lazor Wulf
Shut up, wallace. Ohno it is.
"Shut up, wallace. Ohno it is."
Lazor Wulf
I'll hand you your ass and return home a winner.
"I'll hand you your ass and return home a winner."
Lazor Wulf
What is all this commotion I hear? [ scream ]
"What is all this commotion I hear? [ scream ]"
Lazor Wulf
Wow.
"Wow."
Lazor Wulf
You got to lose that hat.
"You got to lose that hat."
Lazor Wulf
You lookin' like the jack of all asses right now.
"You lookin' like the jack of all asses right now."
Lazor Wulf
Uh-ah! Learn to love it.
"Uh-ah! Learn to love it."
Lazor Wulf
Learn to love it.
"Learn to love it."
Lazor Wulf
Can we play already?
"Can we play already?"
Lazor Wulf
Fine. I'll deal.
"Fine. I'll deal."
Lazor Wulf
♪♪
"♪♪"
Lazor Wulf
[ toilet flushes ]
"[ toilet flushes ]"
Lazor Wulf
Goddamn it, this game is fixed!
"Goddamn it, this game is fixed!"
Lazor Wulf
How do you lose before we even start?
"How do you lose before we even start?"
Lazor Wulf
For an omnipotent being,
"For an omnipotent being,"
Lazor Wulf
You take the most ls, my dude.
"You take the most ls, my dude."
Lazor Wulf
The most! You, like, addicted to losing or something?
"The most! You, like, addicted to losing or something?"
Lazor Wulf
Well, I -- I...
"Well, I -- I..."
Lazor Wulf
One more game! Please!
"One more game! Please!"
Lazor Wulf
[ whimpers ]
"[ whimpers ]"
Lazor Wulf
No, I think I'm good.
"No, I think I'm good."
Lazor Wulf
We're going to go to the mall and buy us a tv
"We're going to go to the mall and buy us a tv"
Lazor Wulf
With stupid horse's money.
"With stupid horse's money."
Lazor Wulf
Wait, wait, wait!
"Wait, wait, wait!"
Lazor Wulf
Lazor wulf: Okay, you have my attention.
"Lazor wulf: Okay, you have my attention."
Lazor Wulf
God: I won this from your great,
"God: I won this from your great,"
Lazor Wulf
Great, great, great, great...
"Great, great, great, great..."
Lazor Wulf
...Great-great-grandfather, infiniti wulf.
"...Great-great-grandfather, infiniti wulf."
Lazor Wulf
One more contest, winner gets the belt.
"One more contest, winner gets the belt."
Lazor Wulf
[ snoring ]
"[ snoring ]"
Lazor Wulf
Eh, I'll need a second to consider this,
"Eh, I'll need a second to consider this,"
Lazor Wulf
In a huddle with my friends and family.
"In a huddle with my friends and family."
Lazor Wulf
Not you, stupid horse, because of the hat.
"Not you, stupid horse, because of the hat."
Lazor Wulf
Aww! That loss is technically
"Aww! That loss is technically"
Lazor Wulf
The only real l this family has taken
"The only real l this family has taken"
Lazor Wulf
If you exclude all of canon's. True. True.
"If you exclude all of canon's. True. True."
Lazor Wulf
I was asleep throughout most of this,
"I was asleep throughout most of this,"
Lazor Wulf
But I say do what you gotta do, my dude.
"But I say do what you gotta do, my dude."
Lazor Wulf
I can't stress enough how that one loss
"I can't stress enough how that one loss"
Lazor Wulf
Has haunted this family. I mean, this ain't no typical
"Has haunted this family. I mean, this ain't no typical"
Lazor Wulf
Canon wulf...Up.
"Canon wulf...Up."
Lazor Wulf
Now, go whup big head's ass
"Now, go whup big head's ass"
Lazor Wulf
And end the shame that infiniti wulf casted on this family!
"And end the shame that infiniti wulf casted on this family!"
Lazor Wulf
The...You shouting for?
"The...You shouting for?"
Lazor Wulf
The point of a huddle is to whisper
"The point of a huddle is to whisper"
Lazor Wulf
And shouting negates that.
"And shouting negates that."
Lazor Wulf
Alright, good talk, gang.
"Alright, good talk, gang."
Lazor Wulf
Break!
"Break!"
Lazor Wulf
My answer is...
"My answer is..."
Lazor Wulf
Aight.
"Aight."
Lazor Wulf
Good.
"Good."
Lazor Wulf
But only if we move from strongburg
"But only if we move from strongburg"
Lazor Wulf
And into thee realm of tarnation.
"And into thee realm of tarnation."
Lazor Wulf
Not tarnation!
"Not tarnation!"
Lazor Wulf
Lazor, this was not discussed in the huddle.
"Lazor, this was not discussed in the huddle."
Lazor Wulf
Same place where I won my championship belt.
"Same place where I won my championship belt."
Lazor Wulf
[ laughs ]
"[ laughs ]"
Lazor Wulf
It's a deal.
"It's a deal."
Lazor Wulf
Oh, wow. You might actually have a chance.
"Oh, wow. You might actually have a chance."
Lazor Wulf
Shut up, wallace! [ thunder crashes ]
"Shut up, wallace! [ thunder crashes ]"
Lazor Wulf