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Clips from Lazor Wulf - Still Dying to Eat (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2021 Season 2, Episode 1 12 min ★ 5.4/10 (305 ratings) 282 clips
Fantasy Comedy Animation

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♪ la, la, la ♪
"♪ la, la, la ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da da da ♪
"♪ da da da da da da ♪"
Lazor Wulf
♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪
"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ♪"
Lazor Wulf
And we all know who y'all got to thank for introducing
"And we all know who y'all got to thank for introducing"
Lazor Wulf
The heated toilet seat to strongburg right?
"The heated toilet seat to strongburg right?"
Lazor Wulf
Hmm.
"Hmm."
Lazor Wulf
Ugh. Was it battle ham?
"Ugh. Was it battle ham?"
Lazor Wulf
Y'all know what it is.
"Y'all know what it is."
Lazor Wulf
Folks were living in the damn dark ages before that.
"Folks were living in the damn dark ages before that."
Lazor Wulf
Listen, lazor wulf, as your bestest homie,
"Listen, lazor wulf, as your bestest homie,"
Lazor Wulf
I say that sounds like a bunch of horse sh--
"I say that sounds like a bunch of horse sh--"
Lazor Wulf
I'm usually not one to mix shit-talk with food-talk,
"I'm usually not one to mix shit-talk with food-talk,"
Lazor Wulf
But shout-out to the homie battle ham
"But shout-out to the homie battle ham"
Lazor Wulf
For all his contributions to our modern society.
"For all his contributions to our modern society."
Lazor Wulf
[ smack! Smack! Smack! ]
"[ smack! Smack! Smack! ]"
Lazor Wulf
If you can't carry 7,000 mozzarella sticks,
"If you can't carry 7,000 mozzarella sticks,"
Lazor Wulf
Then it shouldn't be an option on the damn "food go-go" app.
"Then it shouldn't be an option on the damn "food go-go" app."
Lazor Wulf
I hear you, but let's be our most honest selves right now.
"I hear you, but let's be our most honest selves right now."
Lazor Wulf
Do you really need any more mozzarella sticks?
"Do you really need any more mozzarella sticks?"
Lazor Wulf
Oh, [bssh]
"Oh, [bssh]"
Lazor Wulf
Dude must have hit his head or something.
"Dude must have hit his head or something."
Lazor Wulf
Shut up, wallace!
"Shut up, wallace!"
Lazor Wulf
Are you saying I need to go on a diet?
"Are you saying I need to go on a diet?"
Lazor Wulf
Unh-unh. Don't put that on me, bro.
"Unh-unh. Don't put that on me, bro."
Lazor Wulf
Oh, here it go.
"Oh, here it go."
Lazor Wulf
So "food go-go" thinks I need to go on a diet, huh?
"So "food go-go" thinks I need to go on a diet, huh?"
Lazor Wulf
Well, I guess I'm going on a [bssh] diet,
"Well, I guess I'm going on a [bssh] diet,"
Lazor Wulf
And y'all know when I go on a diet...
"And y'all know when I go on a diet..."
Lazor Wulf
[ sighs ] the whole world goes on a diet.
"[ sighs ] the whole world goes on a diet."
Lazor Wulf
That's [bssh] right.
"That's [bssh] right."
Lazor Wulf
Unless folks ate already.
"Unless folks ate already."
Lazor Wulf
So...How do I get hooooom--
"So...How do I get hooooom--"
Lazor Wulf
[ smack! ]
"[ smack! ]"
Lazor Wulf
Huh? Huh?
"Huh? Huh?"
Lazor Wulf
What the hell?
"What the hell?"
Lazor Wulf
Y'all know I don't mix magic with my food.
"Y'all know I don't mix magic with my food."
Lazor Wulf
My corn and pizza rolls!
"My corn and pizza rolls!"
Lazor Wulf
Brr! I demand to speak to a manager right now.
"Brr! I demand to speak to a manager right now."
Lazor Wulf
Woman: Good thing we ate already.
"Woman: Good thing we ate already."
Lazor Wulf
Anyone seen where battle ham went?
"Anyone seen where battle ham went?"
Lazor Wulf
[ whirring ]
"[ whirring ]"
Lazor Wulf
Hola, dickheads.
"Hola, dickheads."
Lazor Wulf
Look what I just bought off the dorkhole.
"Look what I just bought off the dorkhole."
Lazor Wulf
Oh, [bssh].
"Oh, [bssh]."
Lazor Wulf
Did y'all blow up another esther's?
"Did y'all blow up another esther's?"
Lazor Wulf
Nah. It -- it just disappeared.
"Nah. It -- it just disappeared."
Lazor Wulf
Nice tank.
"Nice tank."
Lazor Wulf
How we talking about tanks when battle ham
"How we talking about tanks when battle ham"
Lazor Wulf
And all of the food is gone?
"And all of the food is gone?"
Lazor Wulf
Well, I mean, it is a ham, and ham is food, so...
"Well, I mean, it is a ham, and ham is food, so..."
Lazor Wulf
Ah! Hey, watch your mouth.
"Ah! Hey, watch your mouth."
Lazor Wulf
Battle ham is more than food.
"Battle ham is more than food."
Lazor Wulf
Whoa. You can't be fighting on no empty stomach, my dude.
"Whoa. You can't be fighting on no empty stomach, my dude."
Lazor Wulf
You're right, yeti.
"You're right, yeti."
Lazor Wulf
I lost my composure.
"I lost my composure."
Lazor Wulf
So battle ham is -- is really gone?
"So battle ham is -- is really gone?"
Lazor Wulf
Looks that way, my dude.
"Looks that way, my dude."
Lazor Wulf
So y'all want to go home and watch "my bruther and mee"?
"So y'all want to go home and watch "my bruther and mee"?"
Lazor Wulf
Goo punch! Everybody!
"Goo punch! Everybody!"
Lazor Wulf
Goo punch!
"Goo punch!"
Lazor Wulf
I can't, not with bh gone.
"I can't, not with bh gone."
Lazor Wulf
I'm so sorry, lazor.
"I'm so sorry, lazor."
Lazor Wulf
I bought a [bssh] tank.
"I bought a [bssh] tank."
Lazor Wulf
[ sighs ]
"[ sighs ]"
Lazor Wulf
Dude loved tanks... And heated toilet seats.
"Dude loved tanks... And heated toilet seats."
Lazor Wulf
We were living in the dark ages before those.
"We were living in the dark ages before those."
Lazor Wulf
Shout-out to the homie, for real.
"Shout-out to the homie, for real."
Lazor Wulf
[ indistinct talking ]
"[ indistinct talking ]"
Lazor Wulf
Jet skis, chocolaty cereal, box braids --
"Jet skis, chocolaty cereal, box braids --"
Lazor Wulf
That was all battle ham.
"That was all battle ham."
Lazor Wulf
Well, battle ham introduced me to gladys.
"Well, battle ham introduced me to gladys."
Lazor Wulf
[ barks ]
"[ barks ]"
Lazor Wulf
Battle ham taught me how to load my first gat.
"Battle ham taught me how to load my first gat."
Lazor Wulf
Ooh, lil buster taught me how to drive my biggety bus.
"Ooh, lil buster taught me how to drive my biggety bus."
Lazor Wulf
And let's not forget that battle ham also produced
"And let's not forget that battle ham also produced"
Lazor Wulf
The josh hartnett-starring vehicle "the faculty."
"The josh hartnett-starring vehicle "the faculty.""
Lazor Wulf
What? No. Y'all are missing the...
"What? No. Y'all are missing the..."
Lazor Wulf
Ham! Battle ham! Battle ham!
"Ham! Battle ham! Battle ham!"
Lazor Wulf
Never mind. I'm going to the mall.
"Never mind. I'm going to the mall."
Lazor Wulf
That was battle ham's third favorite place.
"That was battle ham's third favorite place."
Lazor Wulf
You want us to come with you,
"You want us to come with you,"
Lazor Wulf
You know, mainly me, your bestest homie?
"You know, mainly me, your bestest homie?"
Lazor Wulf
No. I'd rather go alone.
"No. I'd rather go alone."
Lazor Wulf
Plus, battle ham never really liked you.
"Plus, battle ham never really liked you."
Lazor Wulf
[ gasps ]
"[ gasps ]"
Lazor Wulf
You're hugging me too tight.
"You're hugging me too tight."
Lazor Wulf
Car sticker? Hell yes.
"Car sticker? Hell yes."
Lazor Wulf
These folks are phony as -- [ tv static ]
"These folks are phony as -- [ tv static ]"
Lazor Wulf
It is I, lamont brickwater, and tonight, I plan
"It is I, lamont brickwater, and tonight, I plan"
Lazor Wulf
On premiering the beginning of my 37-part docuseries,
"On premiering the beginning of my 37-part docuseries,"
Lazor Wulf
"the strongest of hams. The battle ham story."
""the strongest of hams. The battle ham story.""
Lazor Wulf
I, lazor wulf, am not okay with this.
"I, lazor wulf, am not okay with this."
Lazor Wulf
Merch! Merch! Merch!
"Merch! Merch! Merch!"
Lazor Wulf
Canon, what the [bssh] is this?
"Canon, what the [bssh] is this?"
Lazor Wulf
What it is, is what it look like --
"What it is, is what it look like --"
Lazor Wulf
Celebrating a lost soul the only way one should,
"Celebrating a lost soul the only way one should,"
Lazor Wulf
With merch!
"With merch!"
Lazor Wulf
[ zap! ]
"[ zap! ]"
Lazor Wulf
'cause we family, I'm-a let that slide,
"'cause we family, I'm-a let that slide,"
Lazor Wulf
But you better change your [bssh] attitude.
"But you better change your [bssh] attitude."
Lazor Wulf
More like hater wulf.
"More like hater wulf."
Lazor Wulf
Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
Lazor Wulf
Wah! Wah! Oh!
"Wah! Wah! Oh!"
Lazor Wulf
Look at you. [ growls ]
"Look at you. [ growls ]"
Lazor Wulf
Bet you hungry as hell.
"Bet you hungry as hell."
Lazor Wulf
Shut up, wallace! Ah!
"Shut up, wallace! Ah!"
Lazor Wulf
Strongburg-ians...
"Strongburg-ians..."
Lazor Wulf
What's going on here, kim?
"What's going on here, kim?"
Lazor Wulf
Hey, lazor. You here for yeti's show too, huh?
"Hey, lazor. You here for yeti's show too, huh?"
Lazor Wulf
Yeti's show?
"Yeti's show?"
Lazor Wulf
You are gathered to witness my newest of trick,
"You are gathered to witness my newest of trick,"
Lazor Wulf
One that I've named
"One that I've named"
Lazor Wulf
Battle ham is the greatest friend
"Battle ham is the greatest friend"
Lazor Wulf
I have ever [bssh] had.
"I have ever [bssh] had."
Lazor Wulf
Audience: Yay! I will perform this trick
"Audience: Yay! I will perform this trick"
Lazor Wulf
Both blindfold and then backwards.
"Both blindfold and then backwards."
Lazor Wulf
He better not, though.
"He better not, though."
Lazor Wulf
[ sighs ]
"[ sighs ]"
Lazor Wulf
Lazor wulf leaves as yeti pulls off the trick with ease.
"Lazor wulf leaves as yeti pulls off the trick with ease."
Lazor Wulf