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Clips from Lazor Wulf - Unoccupied Lane (S02E02)

TV Series 2019 –2021 Season 2, Episode 3 12 min ★ 5.4/10 (305 ratings) 272 clips
Fantasy Comedy Animation

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♪ la, la, la
"♪ la, la, la"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da
"♪ da da da da"
Lazor Wulf
♪ da da da da da da
"♪ da da da da da da"
Lazor Wulf
♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"♪ heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Lazor Wulf
♪♪
"♪♪"
Lazor Wulf
I don't get no [bshh] respect in strongburg.
"I don't get no [bshh] respect in strongburg."
Lazor Wulf
-Oh, god. -I'm serious!
"-Oh, god. -I'm serious!"
Lazor Wulf
I'm the only person covering the news,
"I'm the only person covering the news,"
Lazor Wulf
And somehow I can't get a damn nomination
"And somehow I can't get a damn nomination"
Lazor Wulf
For any damn news awards?
"For any damn news awards?"
Lazor Wulf
Not even a damn thank you for the damn work that I damn do?
"Not even a damn thank you for the damn work that I damn do?"
Lazor Wulf
Shit, I can't even get a decent damn story to cover.
"Shit, I can't even get a decent damn story to cover."
Lazor Wulf
Uh, that'll be $25.
"Uh, that'll be $25."
Lazor Wulf
Ooh, looky here! Late for work.
"Ooh, looky here! Late for work."
Lazor Wulf
Gotta go. You know I got to make my time, girl.
"Gotta go. You know I got to make my time, girl."
Lazor Wulf
Jamantha!
"Jamantha!"
Lazor Wulf
Uh-huh, that's what I'm talkin' about!
"Uh-huh, that's what I'm talkin' about!"
Lazor Wulf
And that's why healthcare is free here in strongburg,
"And that's why healthcare is free here in strongburg,"
Lazor Wulf
All thanks to me.
"All thanks to me."
Lazor Wulf
Boys, I have bad news.
"Boys, I have bad news."
Lazor Wulf
Stupid horse will die.
"Stupid horse will die."
Lazor Wulf
W-wait. You didn't let me finish.
"W-wait. You didn't let me finish."
Lazor Wulf
You left a mad gap in the sentence, signaling a period.
"You left a mad gap in the sentence, signaling a period."
Lazor Wulf
We thought your sentence was over.
"We thought your sentence was over."
Lazor Wulf
That's on you.
"That's on you."
Lazor Wulf
He will die if we don't get anesthesia.
"He will die if we don't get anesthesia."
Lazor Wulf
The pain is too much to bear.
"The pain is too much to bear."
Lazor Wulf
And the hospital is completely out.
"And the hospital is completely out."
Lazor Wulf
[ scream ]
"[ scream ]"
Lazor Wulf
My friends! Oh, gosh.
"My friends! Oh, gosh."
Lazor Wulf
It is so good to see you guys.
"It is so good to see you guys."
Lazor Wulf
My ankies hurt so badly!
"My ankies hurt so badly!"
Lazor Wulf
But now, seeing your smiling faces, I feel so --
"But now, seeing your smiling faces, I feel so --"
Lazor Wulf
[ grunts ] now you can work on him, doc.
"[ grunts ] now you can work on him, doc."
Lazor Wulf
Amazing.
"Amazing."
Lazor Wulf
Are you outta anesthesia to knock spinnas out
"Are you outta anesthesia to knock spinnas out"
Lazor Wulf
When you got to do surgery when they break they ankles?
"When you got to do surgery when they break they ankles?"
Lazor Wulf
Because -- wait.
"Because -- wait."
Lazor Wulf
How did stupid horse break his ankles?
"How did stupid horse break his ankles?"
Lazor Wulf
I mean, honestly, he broke them three times in season one,
"I mean, honestly, he broke them three times in season one,"
Lazor Wulf
So who even remembers at this point?
"So who even remembers at this point?"
Lazor Wulf
Anyway, get canon wulf's hands for the low price of $19.99,
"Anyway, get canon wulf's hands for the low price of $19.99,"
Lazor Wulf
To knock out your dumbass patients.
"To knock out your dumbass patients."
Lazor Wulf
All right, boys, I'll have your friend out in no time.
"All right, boys, I'll have your friend out in no time."
Lazor Wulf
Oh, scrambled eggs!
"Oh, scrambled eggs!"
Lazor Wulf
I forgot to ask mr. Horse if there was anything
"I forgot to ask mr. Horse if there was anything"
Lazor Wulf
Cosmetic he wanted done while he was under the knife.
"Cosmetic he wanted done while he was under the knife."
Lazor Wulf
You guys seem like close personal friends
"You guys seem like close personal friends"
Lazor Wulf
Of stupid horse.
"Of stupid horse."
Lazor Wulf
Who -- who's stupid horse?
"Who -- who's stupid horse?"
Lazor Wulf
Is there anything you'd like for him to have done?
"Is there anything you'd like for him to have done?"
Lazor Wulf
Hmm!
"Hmm!"
Lazor Wulf
I think homey should get new teeth.
"I think homey should get new teeth."
Lazor Wulf
Like, lots of them.
"Like, lots of them."
Lazor Wulf
Like that actor dude, denz--
"Like that actor dude, denz--"
Lazor Wulf
We now interrupt this fantasy for a breaking new report.
"We now interrupt this fantasy for a breaking new report."
Lazor Wulf
Hello? Can someone give me the [bshh] news report?
"Hello? Can someone give me the [bshh] news report?"
Lazor Wulf
Thank you. [ clears throat ]
"Thank you. [ clears throat ]"
Lazor Wulf
This just in -- mayor webb has escaped from milwaukee.
"This just in -- mayor webb has escaped from milwaukee."
Lazor Wulf
You know how this ends, webb.
"You know how this ends, webb."
Lazor Wulf
No one escapes milwaukee.
"No one escapes milwaukee."
Lazor Wulf
We join the high-speed chase currently underway.
"We join the high-speed chase currently underway."
Lazor Wulf
[ horns honking ]
"[ horns honking ]"
Lazor Wulf
Mayor webb, can the people get a couple of words
"Mayor webb, can the people get a couple of words"
Lazor Wulf
On this attempted escape from milwaukee?
"On this attempted escape from milwaukee?"
Lazor Wulf
I'm just in a rush to get back home
"I'm just in a rush to get back home"
Lazor Wulf
'cause a homey of mine hit me up
"'cause a homey of mine hit me up"
Lazor Wulf
About a "pyramid job selling forks," you know.
"About a "pyramid job selling forks," you know."
Lazor Wulf
I don't even know what that means,
"I don't even know what that means,"
Lazor Wulf
But pyramids are pretty foul.
"But pyramids are pretty foul."
Lazor Wulf
God damn it! Another stupid...
"God damn it! Another stupid..."
Lazor Wulf
Wait a minute. There's a story here.
"Wait a minute. There's a story here."
Lazor Wulf
A dum-dum actually succeeding
"A dum-dum actually succeeding"
Lazor Wulf
In escaping the cornball hell that is milwaukee?
"In escaping the cornball hell that is milwaukee?"
Lazor Wulf
I can see it now.
"I can see it now."
Lazor Wulf
Every lame has their day. Ooh!
"Every lame has their day. Ooh!"
Lazor Wulf
I'm definitely leveling the [bshh] up with this [bshh].
"I'm definitely leveling the [bshh] up with this [bshh]."
Lazor Wulf
No the hell you ain't!
"No the hell you ain't!"
Lazor Wulf
Get your nosy ass outta my business!
"Get your nosy ass outta my business!"
Lazor Wulf
What the [bshh]?
"What the [bshh]?"
Lazor Wulf
Oh, hell no!
"Oh, hell no!"
Lazor Wulf
I do not have enough free health benefits for this.
"I do not have enough free health benefits for this."
Lazor Wulf
This job sucks!
"This job sucks!"
Lazor Wulf
You asked -- actually, demanded that I remind you about --
"You asked -- actually, demanded that I remind you about --"
Lazor Wulf
Oh, [bshh]! "blue bloods"!
"Oh, [bshh]! "blue bloods"!"
Lazor Wulf
Y'all know what it is.
"Y'all know what it is."
Lazor Wulf
It's my recurring bit.
"It's my recurring bit."
Lazor Wulf
I'll be back in 45 minutes.
"I'll be back in 45 minutes."
Lazor Wulf
[ horns honking ]
"[ horns honking ]"
Lazor Wulf
Hello, gang.
"Hello, gang."
Lazor Wulf
I am so sorry that...
"I am so sorry that..."
Lazor Wulf
I dropped my cup of blood!
"I dropped my cup of blood!"
Lazor Wulf
Happens all of the time.
"Happens all of the time."
Lazor Wulf
As I said, I'm not a doctor.
"As I said, I'm not a doctor."
Lazor Wulf
Now, your friend is doing fine,
"Now, your friend is doing fine,"
Lazor Wulf
And there's still time to add in any last-minute changes.
"And there's still time to add in any last-minute changes."
Lazor Wulf
Yo! What if they shrunk dude down to the size of a germ
"Yo! What if they shrunk dude down to the size of a germ"
Lazor Wulf
Or whatever and I use him to clean my fur?
"Or whatever and I use him to clean my fur?"
Lazor Wulf
Can't get nothing going right. Just my life, just...
"Can't get nothing going right. Just my life, just..."
Lazor Wulf
[ gunfire ringtone ]
"[ gunfire ringtone ]"
Lazor Wulf
Ah! Jamantha. My money.
"Ah! Jamantha. My money."
Lazor Wulf
Yo, keep your head down,
"Yo, keep your head down,"
Lazor Wulf
Or I will pour water directly into your eye.
"Or I will pour water directly into your eye."
Lazor Wulf
I know you ducking me, jamantha.
"I know you ducking me, jamantha."
Lazor Wulf
Ain't nobody ducking shit.
"Ain't nobody ducking shit."
Lazor Wulf
I'm busting my ass trying to get this story [bshh].
"I'm busting my ass trying to get this story [bshh]."
Lazor Wulf
I don't even have time to have lunch.
"I don't even have time to have lunch."
Lazor Wulf
[ man coughs ]
"[ man coughs ]"
Lazor Wulf
Okay.
"Okay."
Lazor Wulf
You mistakin' me for someone who gives a [bshh].
"You mistakin' me for someone who gives a [bshh]."
Lazor Wulf
Ugh! Meet me somewhere for the money.
"Ugh! Meet me somewhere for the money."
Lazor Wulf
Somewhere? Where, bitch?
"Somewhere? Where, bitch?"
Lazor Wulf
Whew! You fixed the damn gyrocopter yet?
"Whew! You fixed the damn gyrocopter yet?"
Lazor Wulf
I ain't tryna lose this story.
"I ain't tryna lose this story."
Lazor Wulf
♪♪
"♪♪"
Lazor Wulf
Oh, he could have a cereal dispenser.
"Oh, he could have a cereal dispenser."
Lazor Wulf
That could cut out going to the store.
"That could cut out going to the store."
Lazor Wulf
And a dvd player!
"And a dvd player!"
Lazor Wulf
Then I could sell mine!
"Then I could sell mine!"
Lazor Wulf
Uh, okay.
"Uh, okay."
Lazor Wulf