Clips from Ted Lasso - The Diamond Dogs (S01E01)

TV Series 2020 Season 1, Episode 8 30 min ★ 8.7/10 (478,572 ratings) 552 clips

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The Diamond Dogs	1	8
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"Oi! Out."

Ted Lasso

"I got you a late checkout."

Ted Lasso

"Go on then. You go."

Ted Lasso

"Coach."

Ted Lasso

"And look, I got no judgment on people that have one-night stands, okay?"

Ted Lasso

"-I'd love to get your perspective on it. -No."

Ted Lasso

"What about the "Diamond Dogs"?"

Ted Lasso

"Yeah, I'm good."

Ted Lasso

"I dated a lot of girls, right?"

Ted Lasso

"So... thank you for that."

Ted Lasso

"You know, this is the first time you've been over to this house"

Ted Lasso

"Well, he's holding a little nut, isn't he?"

Ted Lasso

"Right."

Ted Lasso

"Nah."

Ted Lasso

"Morning, boss."

Ted Lasso

"Metaphorically speaking. Okay?"

Ted Lasso

"All right now."

Ted Lasso

"The Milk sisters."

Ted Lasso

"Done and doner."

Ted Lasso

"Perfect. I can just introduce you all,"

Ted Lasso

"What's all this?"

Ted Lasso

"I asked you if you wanted to go get coffee with me yesterday"

Ted Lasso

"I didn't know what you wanted, and I knew exactly what he wanted."

Ted Lasso

"Well, why don't you just come and tell me how you feel about it"

Ted Lasso

"changing into her swimsuit" dodecahedron."

Ted Lasso

"I mean, Keeley's just so kind."

Ted Lasso

"But Keeley's got her own romantic and sexual history that predates Roy."

Ted Lasso

"Coach, you wanna bring this home?"

Ted Lasso

"Hey, I wonder if they've ever seen the movie Bridget Jones's Dairy."

Ted Lasso

"What?"

Ted Lasso

"So, yeah, I..."

Ted Lasso

"but they were nice enough to sell their minority share to Bex here."

Ted Lasso

"Obviously, she needed a little financial aid from yours truly."

Ted Lasso

"and what's mine... well, that'll stay mine 'cause I've learned from you."

Ted Lasso

"To Richmond!"

Ted Lasso

"I'm over it."

Ted Lasso

"'Cause I like you more than I hate him."

Ted Lasso

"I mean, barely. It's very close."

Ted Lasso

"every week in that owner's box."

Ted Lasso

"Well, I am."

Ted Lasso

"So, Rupert, y'all take your darts over here pretty seriously, huh?"

Ted Lasso

"Ted."

Ted Lasso

"What the hell are you doing?"

Ted Lasso

"-It's okay. -No. Ted."

Ted Lasso

"I forgot I'm left-handed."

Ted Lasso

"I need to ask you something."

Ted Lasso

"it's twice a week and it's really good for my core."

Ted Lasso

"We all ended up at G-A-Y till 2:00 a.m."

Ted Lasso

"Unless it's gonna make you run away again."

Ted Lasso

"You're supposed to ask before you take something."

Ted Lasso

"Here. It's pictures of our first date."

Ted Lasso

"Come on. I'm cooking for you."

Ted Lasso

"Well in, Rupert. Get in!"

Ted Lasso

"Now, now, it's not all Ted's fault."

Ted Lasso

"Mae. What do I need to win?"

Ted Lasso

"You know, Rupert, guys have underestimated me my entire life."

Ted Lasso

"To which I would've answered, "Yes, sir."

Ted Lasso

"Fellas, I could watch you do this jaunty North Korean military thing"

Ted Lasso

"Hi, Ted."

Ted Lasso

"Can't hear you!"

Ted Lasso

"We have ten thousand unsold seats for the final match of the season."

Ted Lasso

"It'll hurt our chances. We're on the brink of relegation."

Ted Lasso

"You won't take away your pain by constantly punishing Rupert."

Ted Lasso

"Don't deny it or pretend that you don't know."

Ted Lasso

"Hello, mon cher."

Ted Lasso

"Thank God."

Ted Lasso

"Z-man, Dani."

Ted Lasso

"He looks like a beautiful angel-man."

Ted Lasso

"Good morning, sunshine."

Ted Lasso

"You okay?"

Ted Lasso

"I didn't want to miss the bus, so I just slept in here."

Ted Lasso

"Sorry, I'm gonna vomit. Sorry."

Ted Lasso

"Oh, my God."

Ted Lasso

"Wait. What am I doing? This is my fucking room."

Ted Lasso

"Hey, you."

Ted Lasso

"Hey. Good morning."

Ted Lasso

"I got you a coffee."

Ted Lasso

"-Thank you. -Yeah."

Ted Lasso

"You been up long?"

Ted Lasso

"Hour or two."

Ted Lasso

"You know? I guess three hours total."

Ted Lasso

"Last night was fun."

Ted Lasso

"Oh, yeah. Five stars. Certified fresh."

Ted Lasso

"-Have you got to go? -Yeah."

Ted Lasso

"But, you know, you don't need to rush out or anything."

Ted Lasso

"That's very thoughtful of you."

Ted Lasso

"I'm gonna go back to sleep,"

Ted Lasso

"and then I'm gonna order a huge breakfast on your tab."

Ted Lasso

"That's a pro move right there. Yeah."

Ted Lasso

"Hey, I'll be your Underhills anytime."

Ted Lasso

"Okay. Well... I'll see you around, I guess."

Ted Lasso

"Hey, Coach."

Ted Lasso

"-Coach. -Yeah?"

Ted Lasso

"-Something on your mind, Coach? -No, why?"

Ted Lasso

"We just had a five-hour bus ride where you didn't talk a lick,"

Ted Lasso

"and that's a record by about five hours."

Ted Lasso

"Okay, look. I'm gonna tell you something"

Ted Lasso

"but then I don't wanna talk about it ever again, okay?"

Ted Lasso

"-Okay. -I'm serious."

Ted Lasso

"I don't want to make jokes about it."

Ted Lasso

"I don't want you giving me any knowing glances."

Ted Lasso

"-You know what I mean? Okay. -Okay."

Ted Lasso

"Last night, I..."

Ted Lasso

"I slept with Rebecca's friend Sassy."

Ted Lasso

"-Want to talk about it? -I'd love to. Yeah. Immediately."

Ted Lasso

"I thought this room was haunted."

Ted Lasso

"No. We sorted that."

Ted Lasso

"Is now a good time?"

Ted Lasso

"Yeah. You can come in. She can't hear anything with those in."

Ted Lasso

"You sure?"

Ted Lasso

"Gail, you think the royal family are lizards, right?"

Ted Lasso

"Twenty-three. So young."

Ted Lasso

"What's she listening to?"

Ted Lasso

"Always murder podcasts."

Ted Lasso

"Last night was crazy."

Ted Lasso

"Right, yeah. It was pretty sloppy."

Ted Lasso

"I could really use a bucket of coffee to nurse this hangover."

Ted Lasso

"Do you wanna go get one with me when you're done?"

Ted Lasso

"Not today. I can't. I'm busy."

Ted Lasso

"He's lying."

Ted Lasso