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Clips from Ted Lasso - For the Children (S01E01)

"[Arlo] You're hearing AFC Richmond"
Ted Lasso
"Ooh."
Ted Lasso
"So, either I beat up an old man, or I let an old man beat me up."
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"Fuck it. Let's go."
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"[Roy] Fucking-- [indistinct shouting]"
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"Gaffer saved you, old man."
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"one more time."
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"[player takes deep breath]"
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"Sorry..."
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"[theme music plays]"
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"Table four is done and shall from now on be known as the boring table."
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"She won't be attending tonight. She was kicked in the face by her horse."
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"-Yeah! -I need to know who your plus-one is!"
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"And Beard, you're having chicken!"
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"before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas."
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"-Is that possible? -Yes."
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"and ended up in jail the rest of that night."
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"But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it."
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"So, uh, I'm not revved up at all."
Ted Lasso
"Oh, no. Who is that?"
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"It's just not me. There's no hood, no zips."
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"No graffiti."
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"[Keeley] Okay."
Ted Lasso
"Oh, yeah?"
Ted Lasso
"Oi. Down, boy."
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"Uh, yeah. Okay, so, uh, that's it. I love-- I miss ya."
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"-I just thought I'd borrow my dad's. -Oh, I hear ya."
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"[photographers clamoring]"
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"You boys all right? How's my suit? All good? Yeah?"
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"Left eyebrow. Right eyebrow."
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"[Keeley chuckles]"
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"-Romance is not dead. -Guys, sorry, sorry. I just--"
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"-Gonna let them take a picture. -Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"-[photographer 3] Miss Welton. -[photographer 2] Lovely. Nice."
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"-Rebecca, give us a smile. -Rebecca!"
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"Don't strut. Let the suit do the work."
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"-I'm switching tables. -No, no, no. Hey. Come on back here."
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"Think about Shaq and Kobe, right? Lennon and McCartney."
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"Heck, even Woody and Buzz got under each other's plastic."
Ted Lasso
"Oh, thank you. It's actually only the second suit I've ever owned."
Ted Lasso
"-woulda helped you a ton there, yeah. -Oh, God, yeah."
Ted Lasso
"You're gonna stick with that, huh? Okay."
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"[Higgins inhales]"
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"Hello, darling."
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"What a... lovely surprise."
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"Oh. Weren't you expecting me?"
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"Well, one of the perks of being a wealthy good-for-nothing."
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"-[guests laugh] -Ooh. May I? Thank you."
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"[cheering]"
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"Thanks, doll."
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"-Thank you. -Oh, that--"
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"Yet another reason shirts exist."
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"Yeah, it's, um, it's just a date though. It's not a whole night. So..."
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"Just, like, some of the way."
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"It was a joke. Jamie."
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"Well, I say don't let the wisdom of age be wasted on you."
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"[Rebecca] Ted?"
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"I just came up with that. I feel pretty good about it."
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"-Okay, we're done. -Yeah."
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"[Rupert laughs]"
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"Ted, I'd like to introduce you to Rupert Mannion."
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"Love of a sports team is a lifetime obsession."
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"[Rupert] Had to say it, wish I didn't."
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"It's okay. Who knows? Maybe we'll turn it around, huh?"
Ted Lasso
"Why don't you do the auction?"
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"Right. If you'll excuse me, I need to speak to the other guests."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you."
Ted Lasso
"And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and--"
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"I'm happy to text him. I bet you I can get his ass over here."
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"[guests tapping glasses]"
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"[cheering]"
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"Babe, you have to win me."
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"No, it's not happening. Come on, you look hot. Go up there!"
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"I want him, Rupert."
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"Do we hear six?"
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"Sixteen thousand."
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"[Rupert] Eighteen thousand. Do I hear any advance?"
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"-[guests gasping] -Twenty-five thousand! Going once. Twice."
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"-Sold to Keeley Jones. -[cheers, applause]"
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"Not the best experience. She broke her arm and I actually, uh..."
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"[both chuckle]"
Ted Lasso
"If you change your mind, say the word and-- [imitates whooshing] sent."
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"[chuckles]"
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"Well, now, that would've made me a real piece of shit, wouldn't it?"
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"I think you should know"
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"Thanks."
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"[groans] In anything else, I hate olives."
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"Simple, rich, fit."
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"Hi."
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"Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous."
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"-Uh, any advances on that? -Two thousand pounds!"
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"Ooh! Cheryl's got fire inside her."
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"Six thousand pounds."
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"[Rupert] Okay, sold to Cheryl."
Ted Lasso
"Whoo-hoo!"
Ted Lasso
"I am personally donating £1 million to the cause."
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"Are you insane?"
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"Oh, the hell with it."
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"-[applause] -Ooh. Yes."
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"Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?"
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"[scoffs]"
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"-[song continues] -[cheering]"
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"-[woman] We really had a great time. -Thank you so much."
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"Good night."
Ted Lasso
"Thank you again for such an unbelievable donation."
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"Mm?"
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"Made me feel like an idiot."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Excuse me, can I take these?"
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"[pop music playing]"
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"-Put the game before the dame, huh? -Yup."
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"[both laugh]"
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"[crowd booing]"
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"being booed lustily by their home fans,"
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"and you have to say, not without good reason."
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"2-0. We're better than that!"
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"Jamie. Jamie. Sorry, I didn't put that cross where you wanted it."
Ted Lasso
"Ah. Forget it, mate."
Ted Lasso
"Hey, would it be too forward if I gave you some advice"
Ted Lasso
"that might help improve your game a bit?"
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