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Clips from Ted Lasso - Make Rebecca Great Again (S01E01)

"What's gone on back here? Right."
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"I'll, uh, look it all over, sign it, send it right back. I promise."
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"Okay, thanks. Hey, good luck tomorrow. We'll be watching."
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"Looks like we have a new passenger on today's flight."
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"Let me see what's going on here."
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"Mm."
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"We're in a shit fucking mood because we never fucking win at Everton"
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"Ah, come on, fellas."
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"So let me hear it! Richmond on three! One, two, three!"
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"-Richmond! -Right, come on. Let's go."
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"What you got for me, Marcus?"
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"Yeah."
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"-Hey. -Howdy, neighbor."
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"Shipley's steak house is unmatched in its cuisine and ambience."
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"Mm. Is it now? Cool, I can do steak."
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"Wow."
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"Hey, what's new? Still, weird order for him to roll out that information."
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"My ex used to masturbate to you like a maniac, so..."
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"Well, at least he didn't stammer."
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"I gotta go take care of a couple things. I'll see you in the morning, all right?"
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"I'll be one of 'em."
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"Not the brightest idea for a maid of honor, especially with an open bar."
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"He has repeatedly denied that."
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"If that's something you could possibly accommodate."
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"Thank you. Sorry."
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"No. Don't smoke anymore."
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"Hey, how you doing? I was wondering if y'all had a fax machine."
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"Fax machine?"
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"-Yeah, I'm Ted, by the way. -Oh. Sassy."
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"Okay, so I just met the fucking Marlboro Man in the--"
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"How do you mean?"
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"No, the real Rebecca is silly."
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"-Have you ever heard her sing? -No."
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"-Who's Nora? -My daughter."
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"It's eighth-place Everton hosting AFC Richmond,"
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"in 18th and staring relegation in the face."
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"the number one song in the UK was by Elvis Presley, "It's Now or Never.""
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"You all right?"
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"And I agree with every last one of 'em."
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"As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber-jabber."
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"So I asked Nate the Great here to jot down a few of his thoughts and ideas"
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"What just happened?"
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"-Sex and the City. -Shh."
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"Okay."
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"It's your anger. That's your superpower."
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"But it's still in there."
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"Let's go get these fuckers."
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"And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1-0."
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"-Sassy Smurf! -Marlboro Man! Oh, my God."
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"and we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face!"
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"And after all"
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"You're my wonderwall"
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"I'm going for a smoke."
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"-Can I join you? -Come on."
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"Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah Roma-roma-ma"
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"Want your bad romance"
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"Thank you. Oh, God."
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"Okay. Uh, I don't even know what song I'm singing."
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"But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have."
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"This is also dedicated to my goddaughter, Nora."
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"It's okay."
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"It's okay. You're having a panic attack. Just breathe."
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"Come on."
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"Okay."
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"So I have to take 18 young, handsome men all by myself?"
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"-I'm fine. Really. -Yeah?"
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"Besides, that was yesterday."
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"-You're wasting valuable time. -Yeah, yeah. I'm going, I'm going."
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"Good night."
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"No, Trevor, no. The bag has to go all the way in, okay?"
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"Use all the space. Out the way. Thank you."
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"These need to be moved around, 'cause this is gonna jiggle about, otherwise."
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"Now, can we move-- Hello?"
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"Hey, almost forgot. You know how we're playing Everton tomorrow?"
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"-Yeah. -Well, that's not a town."
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"-It's actually a team in Liverpool! -Like the Beatles!"
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"If you see John, Paul, George or Ringo, will you take a picture, please?"
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"Hey, you got it, big guy."
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"Okay, hey, I better get a roll on here, all right?"
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"Okay. And Mom wants to talk to you. Hold on."
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"-I love you, buddy. -Love you too."
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"Still haven't told him John and George are dead?"
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"They're what?"
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"It was Keith Richards."
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"Hey, Ted."
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"-Hey. How you doing? -Good."
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"How's work going? Everything all right?"
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"Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this isn't easy, but the paperwork the lawyer sent?"
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"I know. Oh, hey."
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"Got it right here."
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"All right now."
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"-Girls' trip! -Mm. Liverpool, here we come."
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"I just want to say up front"
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"that I'm really flattered you asked me to come this weekend."
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"Oh. Come on now."
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"But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot."
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"If I'm gonna dip my toe back into the lady pool,"
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"I can't think of a finer body of water to do it with than you."
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"No. Keeley, I think you're confused."
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"I was, at first. Then I was like, "Come on, Keeley."
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"I'm fucking with you."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I thought you were being serious. I mean, can you imagine?"
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"Oh, I have."
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"Do-da do-da do do do do doo"
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"Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins."
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"Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"I'm gonna go spend a penny before we take off."
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"See you downstairs, Rebecca."
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"Oh, that's okay. I always enjoy the antics on the team bus."
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"No. I need you to stay here this weekend."
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"Doing work that doesn't matter."
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"All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got?"
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"Whoo!"
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"Thank you, Dani."
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"Jeez, Louise. Why's everybody so down in the dumps?"
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"What happened? Did Beyoncé dump Jay-Z or something?"
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"No, nothing like that."
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