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Clips from Ted Lasso - Two Aces (S01E01)

"Michelle."
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"How 'bout that? That's good. That's good."
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"Crème brûlée honey."
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"Let's keep it going, yeah? Kip, come on, hit me."
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"-Ted. Just the man I wanted to see. -Hey, boss."
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"and they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan."
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"-They're gonna take his house? -No."
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"Okay. I get it."
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"Said "plan" too many times. Word's lost all its meaning now."
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"Plan. Plan?"
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"But it ain't about that... at all."
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"You know you're supposed to lead by example."
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"It's fine by me."
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"-You want me to set up cones? -I really appreciate it."
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"Colin, set up the cones."
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"That's gotta sting."
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"Cheers."
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"You know, 'cause once Jamie sees someone else playing his position,"
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"Just go on out there, and get the striker spot for us, okay?"
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"Beautiful cross, Sam!"
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"Tony Pulis. Alan Curbishley. Harry Redknapp called three times."
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""New Rebecca." Shit."
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"And if you ever have a moment,"
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"Fuck's sake."
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"I know."
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"I got lucky."
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"-Again tomorrow, Jamie Tartt? -We'll see."
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"Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas!"
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"ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids."
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"I mean, Jamie is an ace, right?"
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"-Ace. -Aces? Oh, now I'm in there."
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"-Isis. -No, that sounds like "ISIS.""
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"I did say "ISIS." I didn't mean to."
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"I was just pretending that the two of us were on a walk."
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"And who later was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single"
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"That was for world hunger."
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"No. I'm reading all the players' bios."
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"Rebecca's got me in to help with the team's PR."
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"You wear a number, trot around while people clap,"
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"Dani Rojas! Dani, Dani!"
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"Okay."
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"Okay, okay, I don't understand. What the heck happened, all right?"
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"I did not trip over something. Something tripped me."
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"God, this is all my fault."
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"Come on, now. Spill."
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"Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?"
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"that some get put down for no reason?"
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"'Cause we got ourselves a curse to reverse."
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"I don't know about curses."
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"Chicago Cubs, over."
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"-That belongs to The Color of Money. -No, it's Goodfellas."
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""Are you a fast, fit, fan of football?""
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"It was an invitation for young men"
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"to try out to be a professional footballer."
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"Something personal. Something that you truly value."
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"Babe, I said it was important. We can't go inside your house?"
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"No way! We can't."
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"Babe, he's not even a real coach."
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"Do you know what we're supposed to do tonight?"
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"But maybe someday you should stop battling the people"
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"Excuse me, Ms. Welton. Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Obisanya. I play for the team."
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"For you, Sam, I will."
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"of the wit and wisdom of Calvin and Hobbes,"
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"A girl once said I look like Clive Owen in these sunglasses."
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"-Come on, Nate. Throw 'em in. -You got it, Nate. Give it a toss."
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"These aren't my first boots or anything. My mum gave 'em me."
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"I don't think that she would be lately."
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"Hey, would you guys mind grabbing this for me?"
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"I brought a bottle of mezcal to throw into the curse fire."
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"they're gone now, I promise, yeah."
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"Jamie's not wrong. Ghosts prefer empty bottles that we've all drunk."
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"Fact."
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"We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die."
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"We're Richmond till we die. We're Richmond till we die."
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"We know we are, we're sure we are. We're Richmond till we die."
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"Hey. That's cool."
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"Oh, boy. Here we go."
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"You hear that buzz out there? I love it."
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"How you doing?"
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"You got rid of Jamie?"
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"Man City recalled him."
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"No, actually, you know what? Here you go."
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"Your biscuits."
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"Football is life."
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"Hey."
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"If you can't practice, you can't practice."
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"If you're hurt, you're hurt. It's as simple as that."
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"You're sitting in here. You're supposed to be the franchise player."
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"And yet here we are, talking about you missing practice."
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"We're talking about practice."
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"You understand me? Practice."
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"Not a game."
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"Not a game. Not the game you go out there and die for. Right?"
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"Play every weekend like it's your last, right?"
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"No, we're talking about practice, man."
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"Practice! You know you're supposed to be out there."
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"You're just shoving that all aside."
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"And so here we are, Jamie. We're talking about practice."
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"Not the game."
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"We're talking about practice, with your team. With your teammates."
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"The only place we get to play together, we got control over."
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"Rest of the time it's us 11 against those 11."
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"We're talking about practice, man!"
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"I'm talking about practice! And you can't do it 'cause you're hurt."
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"Right?"
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"Tell you what. Do me a favor."
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"When you get out there,"
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"set up the cones so the other reserves can do a little passing drill."
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"-Colin, go set the cones up. -I think he asked you, mate."
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"Was I talking to you, big man?"
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"Isaac's right. He asked you. You are a second-teamer."
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"I must say, it's quite nice seeing Jamie put in his place for once."
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"-Thrilling even, innit? -No, no, no."
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"This is a no schadenfreude zone, all right?"
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"-Nein schadenfreude. -All right."
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"The new kid, what's his-- Dani what?"
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"-Rojas. -Rojas, yeah. Is he any good?"
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"Came here in the summer transfer window, was immediately injured,"
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"-so no one's really seen him play. -That's okay."
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"you know... I mean, it's gonna hurt his soul."
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