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Clips from Ted Lasso - Tan Lines (S01E01)

"You know, I haven't shared this with too many folks,"
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"And this... sharing of feelings"
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"Well, that's a lesson learned."
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"I do."
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"You up?"
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"Yeah, I am."
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"No, no. No. You can't get mad. You broke up with me."
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"Whenever I break up with someone, I spend months questioning it,"
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"-Yes. -Well, then you're welcome."
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"I like to make people feel good."
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"The favorite beer of Jamie Tartt."
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"-Just drink the beer. -Yeah."
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"Bon appétit."
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"What's that? It's my beerby."
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"Keeley."
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"You're right. Technically it would be... feet, right?"
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"Excellent."
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"Nice recovery. Well executed."
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"And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place"
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"No, it's fine. You should definitely weigh in on my life."
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"and Jamie wouldn't pass to him."
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"But Sam was wide open."
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"Yes."
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"After we finish."
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"Don't you fuck up the match."
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"Well, my dad used to be a cartographer."
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"And so... well, I gave her 4,400 and..."
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"Oh, well. I was playing that too much anyway."
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"Yes, 28 years."
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"That's the thing though, isn't it?"
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"-Richmond! -Let's go!"
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"Well, then how's about you and me make a deal?"
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"Okay, I'm listening."
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"All right, turn around."
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"Wanker! Wanker!"
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"Tartt receives the ball. Clever there."
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"No, he's doing it himself. And what a finish!"
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"Jamie Tartt... Jamie Tartt..."
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"-Me! -What's he yelling?"
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"-Okay. Hey, guys! Come on! Knock it off! -Hopefully cooler heads will prevail."
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"Fucking kill you!"
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"Same team!"
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"-Are you mad? So what? -No, but I've wanted to."
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"-I'm actually a bit jealous. -You gotta be--"
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"But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down."
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"No. Listen."
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"That's two for Jamie Tartt, and Richmond are level"
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"I'll be right back."
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"-Hey, Rebecca. -Hello, Ted."
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"So whatever you decide, you have my full support."
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"What on earth?"
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"He's taking off his best player."
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"The referee looks at his watch, and that's halftime."
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"Oi, sit down and listen."
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"And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk"
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"it's the only way you can truly help her be happy."
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"Sam, we're gonna shift you to midfield for the second half."
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"Everybody, come on."
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"Richmond have played well, even without Jamie Tartt."
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"A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races!"
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"Kent has only one man to beat."
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"but he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Nicely done, gentlemen! Nicely done! Way to do it! Yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"How about that, Coach?"
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"You hear that, Coach?"
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"Yeah, but different."
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"Yeah, kinda like back in the '80s when bad meant good, right?"
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"How about that, huh? We won one."
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"Let's give you a better view of all this. Ready?"
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"Wave to the people. That's it. Let them know. Let them see, huh?"
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"Shit."
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"Yeah."
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"One touch."
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"No way for us to know that it was going to be the start of something."
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"-Hey. -Did I scare you?"
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"and I wouldn't change a single thing."
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"Okay, quick feet. There we go."
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"I promised myself I would never quit anything in my life."
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"Yeah."
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"Come on."
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"-Yeah. -Yes. Thank you."
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"Hey, buddy. I'm gonna see you the second after the season's over, okay?"
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"Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay?"
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"Okay now, okay."
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"I'm sorry about this."
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"Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed."
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"Tell him, boys."
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"-Bye, Dad. -It's all right, Dad."
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"Whatever."
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"-Love you. -Love you, darling."
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"And tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease."
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"-Morning, Ted. -Hey, Higgins--"
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"Is he dead?"
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"I just can't stop checking on my family's flight."
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"but Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues."
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"Ted, you really don't have to talk about this if you don't want to."
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"I don't mind."
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"Tried couples therapy."
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"Didn't like the other couple though."
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"It feels good to laugh."
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"Yeah, you know, our therapist gave us this code word to use."
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"So if either of us says "Oklahoma,""
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"the other one has to tell the God's honest truth."
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"Yeah, you know, it's pretty helpful."
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"Did ruin the musical for me though."
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"So now every time I hear, "Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin',""
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"or... what-- "Surrey with the Fringe on Top," or--"
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"-"Shall We Dance?" -No, that's from King and I."
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"Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,"
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"I immediately think about my wife telling me"
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"that my constant optimism is too much."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Come on now."
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"I bet deep down you kinda dig we're getting so close, right?"
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"-Oklahoma? -I do not."
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"Jamie?"
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"Hello?"
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"Is Jamie here?"
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"Oh, my God. You're Keeley Jones."
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