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Clips from Blackadder (1982) - Witchsmeller Pursuivant (S01E01)

"Gentlemen! I must leave you."
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""Today we face the gravest crisis this country has known"
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"— In Harrogate it rained phlegm. — (All) Eugh!"
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"In Edinburgh, the graves did open"
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"I just can't take the pressure of all these omens any more!"
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"I don't know, but Mistress Scott would."
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"Yes, that's what the peasants claim."
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"(Moans of agony)"
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"— Good mornin', Prince Edmund. — Morning, peasant."
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"— Shouldn't you disguise yourself? — Hmm?"
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"(Bell rings)"
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"Does anyone know what happened?"
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"— He's guessed. — He's clever."
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"He is a master of disguise who appears only at night."
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"and if I were you and I'd asked the witchsmeller into town,"
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"Some that seem good sometimes proveth to be evil."
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"The Duck of Taunton was a tragic circumstance."
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"The suspected witch has his head placed upon a block"
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"— I'm not so sure about all this. — Oh."
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"You will all notice how it has suddenly become much darker."
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"This is your witch! Lucifer's brother!"
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"— He's highly thought of! — He's a quack."
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"and thus condemn himself to certain burning at the stake?"
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"— Witch! Witch! — What?"
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""and offered him a carrot"?"
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""And the Lord said unto the children,"
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""that is known as the carrot tree.'”"
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"Satin, you're not replying. He's not replying."
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"Are we to assume this horse has something to hide?"
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"as Black Satin the Loquacious!"
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"(Black Satin neighs)"
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"(Cheering)"
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"My Lord, I had an idea how to get out of this."
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"Stinker Watts!"
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"Oh, no! I'm doomed!"
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"(Booing and hissing)"
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"— Oh, dear. — However, before he died..."
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""that my former master, Edmund, is the servant of Satan...”"
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"Oh, yes, and what is it? A cow?"
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"An easily bribed ant?"
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"My Lord, you have three proofs of witchcraft."
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"and a man...who propagates poodles!"
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"(ALL) Burn! Burn! Burn!"
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"— And carrying us out in... — ..three large laundry baskets?"
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"No. Everyone's looking forward to it. Hello, boys."
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"Oh, great."
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"Oh, yes, and your mummy asked me to give you this."
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"Great! What is it?"
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"(Crowd hisses)"
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"Sorry. Sorry, yes. Yes, I do, in fact."
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"and this rather small crowd"
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"Oh, damn!"
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"Argh!"
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"I know. I'm rather regretting my choice of undergarments as well."
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"I'm burning! I'm burning!"
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"Good Lord!"
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"# He rides a pitch—black steed"
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"# Black his gloves of finest mole"
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"# Black his codpiece made of metal"
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"# With many a cunning plan"
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"What about this plague? Rumours say it's worse than ever."
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"Now we've found out about the rats, we'll never have plague again."
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"They say that a rat a day keeps the plague away."
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"— No more plague in our lifetime. — I hope you're right."
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"— Edmund, I'm glad I've caught you. — Doing what?"
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"I'm afraid Father's feeling a bit under the weather."
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"Oh, dear. Any idea what?"
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"Not sure. I think it's Black Death,"
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"but I am sure he'd appreciate a little visit from you."
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"Well, I'm sure I can pop my head around the door."
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"Sort of nowish."
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"Mother, would you like to...?"
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"No, dear. He won't let me near him."
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"Oh."
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"Slaaay!"
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"How is he?"
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"Well, he's up."
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"We face today the gravest crisis this country has known"
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"— since the Roman invasion! — (All shout agreement)"
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"The King has stirred and calls for you."
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"Ah. Very well..."
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"Prince Edmund is in charge!"
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"(ALL) Shame!"
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"Ah, yes. Ah, right."
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"Er, gentlemen, right. Well, as you know..."
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"— "since the Roman invasion.” — Rubbish!"
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"What about the Viking invasion?"
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"— Norman? — Swiss?"
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"Well, the greatest crisis for some time."
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"— And we all know why! — Why?"
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"— Because the King is possessed! — What?"
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"True. The land is full of omens of bewitchment!"
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"In Cornwall, a man with four heads was seen taking tea on the beach!"
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"And two women in Windsor claim to have been raped by a fish!"
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"1, too, have heard such tales."
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"and the ghosts of our ancestors rose up"
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"and competed in athletic sports."
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"A friend of mine had this awful pimple on the inside of his nose!"
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"— Percy, shut up. — (All) Witchcraft!"
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"and a young woman in Shropshire saw Geoffrey Chaucer in a field,"
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"mooing and suckling a young heifer!"
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen! Surely, we don't believe in this."
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"Next you'll be telling me"
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"that washing your hair in bats' droppings stops you going bald!"
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"But it's true! I couldn't find enough bats and look what happened."
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"I move that we do the only thing we can do"
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"to remove this curse from the kingdom."
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"Ah, that sounds like the answer!"
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"Send for the Witchsmeller Pursuivant."
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"Aye!"
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"(Men yell their support)"
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"Now, wait! Wait! Wait!"
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"— Percy! Percy! — What?"
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"What the devil do you think you're doing?"
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"Percy..."
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"No! Only this morning I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!"
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"Two horses standing next to each other?"
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"Yes, I suppose it could have been."
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"I bet you think that sticking your finger up a sheep's bottom"
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"— on Good Friday makes you fertile! — Rubbish!"
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