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Clips from Will & Grace - A New Lease On Life (S01E01)

TV Series 1998 –2020 Season 1, Episode 2 22 min ★ 7.4/10 (65,015 ratings) 397 clips
Romance Comedy

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Do it. Do Regis.
"Do it. Do Regis."
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And I need some time to work on that one.
"And I need some time to work on that one."
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So you're seeing apartments today?
"So you're seeing apartments today?"
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- I hate "ex-boyfriend land." - So start fresh.
"- I hate "ex-boyfriend land." - So start fresh."
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- Wow! - Huh?
"- Wow! - Huh?"
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Okay, let me think about this.
"Okay, let me think about this."
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No!
"No!"
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- Why? - Because, we're grown-ups.
"- Why? - Because, we're grown-ups."
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for a new apartment.
"for a new apartment."
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I call it "garlic jazz."
"I call it "garlic jazz.""
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How about projectile "garlic jazz" all over my $4,000 sofa?
"How about projectile "garlic jazz" all over my $4,000 sofa?"
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Hey, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.
"Hey, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim."
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Nobody actually cares about you at Dial-a-Dude.
"Nobody actually cares about you at Dial-a-Dude."
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Jack McFarland, you are a frustrating roommate.
"Jack McFarland, you are a frustrating roommate."
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You make expensive phone calls, but you don't pay the bills.
"You make expensive phone calls, but you don't pay the bills."
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You eat a lot, but you never cook.
"You eat a lot, but you never cook."
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Okay, what is this? What's with the vertical eyebrows?
"Okay, what is this? What's with the vertical eyebrows?"
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Why don't you tell me what this is really about?
"Why don't you tell me what this is really about?"
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I could live with my sister for a few months.
"I could live with my sister for a few months."
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Now this is something, "I got it so I'll have it.
"Now this is something, "I got it so I'll have it."
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Okay, now this is just fun.
"Okay, now this is just fun."
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kicky little blouse, cheeriness."
"kicky little blouse, cheeriness.""
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No, thank you. I want an apartment.
"No, thank you. I want an apartment."
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It's the break-up rule.
"It's the break-up rule."
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Yes, that would be wrong.
"Yes, that would be wrong."
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- I wanna marry the one. - And well you should, honey.
"- I wanna marry the one. - And well you should, honey."
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2,900 for a loft in NoHo.
"2,900 for a loft in NoHo."
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You're not helping. This is for you.
"You're not helping. This is for you."
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Okay, fine, fine. Let me see. Okay?
"Okay, fine, fine. Let me see. Okay?"
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Upper West Side, spacious two-bedroom,
"Upper West Side, spacious two-bedroom,"
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by talented woman who hates looking for apartments,
"by talented woman who hates looking for apartments,"
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- Grace, you can't move in with me. - Why not?
"- Grace, you can't move in with me. - Why not?"
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Eew.
"Eew."
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You'll see, it's gonna be great for you.
"You'll see, it's gonna be great for you."
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Then I'll be sad, because I'm alone, and kind of wounded,
"Then I'll be sad, because I'm alone, and kind of wounded,"
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Trust me, you're a big ol' calico.
"Trust me, you're a big ol' calico."
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in the entire Southwest.
"in the entire Southwest."
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You are now the largest manufacturer of buffalo feed
"You are now the largest manufacturer of buffalo feed"
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Figuring out all those billable hours really wiped you out, did it?
"Figuring out all those billable hours really wiped you out, did it?"
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but when my wife and I are having a problem,
"but when my wife and I are having a problem,"
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He keeps odd hours. He's got the energy of a ferret.
"He keeps odd hours. He's got the energy of a ferret."
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Will, it's Grace on line two.
"Will, it's Grace on line two."
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- Come overnow. - Where is it?
"- Come overnow. - Where is it?"
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Sweetie, you know I don't follow the volleyball.
"Sweetie, you know I don't follow the volleyball."
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- We need to do something. - We need to play the game.
"- We need to do something. - We need to play the game."
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Yes! What game?
"Yes! What game?"
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I'm up against the wall with a southern exposure
"I'm up against the wall with a southern exposure"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Captain's chair. Come on, Grace.
"Captain's chair. Come on, Grace."
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One, yes! Coming back!
"One, yes! Coming back!"
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- The lease? - No, haven't done anything yet.
"- The lease? - No, haven't done anything yet."
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Tonight: comedian Sandra Bernhard;
"Tonight: comedian Sandra Bernhard;"
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and Regis Philbin
"and Regis Philbin"
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with Andy Richter and The Max Weinberg Seven.
"with Andy Richter and The Max Weinberg Seven."
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Morning, roomie. Last night you missed it.
"Morning, roomie. Last night you missed it."
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They had grizzly bear attacks on The Discovery Channel.
"They had grizzly bear attacks on The Discovery Channel."
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What did you break?
"What did you break?"
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You broke another wineglass, didn't you?
"You broke another wineglass, didn't you?"
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It's a suit, I can get it dry cleaned.
"It's a suit, I can get it dry cleaned."
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Where's Guapo? What did you do with him?
"Where's Guapo? What did you do with him?"
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Oops, I did break another wineglass.
"Oops, I did break another wineglass."
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it would be good for her, but it's not good for me.
"it would be good for her, but it's not good for me."
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And I'm out? No, no, that's very interesting.
"And I'm out? No, no, that's very interesting."
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- Now I know how your suit feels. - Oh, Jack.
"- Now I know how your suit feels. - Oh, Jack."
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I'm a survivor.
"I'm a survivor."
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- So you'll be at your mother's? - Yup!
"- So you'll be at your mother's? - Yup!"
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Grace,
"Grace,"
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Grace, where are you? You're making a huge mistake.
"Grace, where are you? You're making a huge mistake."
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Are you Karen?
"Are you Karen?"
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Well, thank you.
"Well, thank you."
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Jack?
"Jack?"
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Oh, no, come on.
"Oh, no, come on."
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Look at you. You are a rocket ship.
"Look at you. You are a rocket ship."
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what is this?
"what is this?"
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Perky, with all kinds of attitude. Store bought?
"Perky, with all kinds of attitude. Store bought?"
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Right on. God, I had no idea you would be so--
"Right on. God, I had no idea you would be so--"
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Come on, let's touch stomachs.
"Come on, let's touch stomachs."
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- and I never returned it. - You borrowed one tassel, for what?
"- and I never returned it. - You borrowed one tassel, for what?"
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Let's just say a lamp.
"Let's just say a lamp."
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Okay, come on, honey. Stick around, talk to me.
"Okay, come on, honey. Stick around, talk to me."
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- Shoes? - Chanel.
"- Shoes? - Chanel."
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Tell me about it, you feisty little Shih Tzu.
"Tell me about it, you feisty little Shih Tzu."
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Just guessing.
"Just guessing."
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- Hey. - Hi!
"- Hey. - Hi!"
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For three bucks you can get into any building on this block.
"For three bucks you can get into any building on this block."
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Look. Is this perfect here or what?
"Look. Is this perfect here or what?"
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- It is. - Keep it, you keep it.
"- It is. - Keep it, you keep it."
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- Over. - Hello? Arms.
"- Over. - Hello? Arms."
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My mother's been here, and hates it. I'm staying.
"My mother's been here, and hates it. I'm staying."
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Okay, I've done this.
"Okay, I've done this."
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- Goodnight, Will. - Goodnight, Gracie.
"- Goodnight, Will. - Goodnight, Gracie."
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And then Regis looked right into the camera, and said,
"And then Regis looked right into the camera, and said,"
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"Just give her the damn Emmy already."
""Just give her the damn Emmy already.""
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No, La Lucci, he didn't say "her,"
"No, La Lucci, he didn't say "her,""
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he said, "Give La Lucci the damn Emmy."
"he said, "Give La Lucci the damn Emmy.""
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Right, right, right, La Lucci.
"Right, right, right, La Lucci."
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"Give La Lucci the damn Emmy already."
""Give La Lucci the damn Emmy already.""
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Grace, no bad taste.
"Grace, no bad taste."
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Do Regis after he's had too much melon.
"Do Regis after he's had too much melon."
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Grace, you haven't even been looking at apartments.
"Grace, you haven't even been looking at apartments."
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So not true. Look, there's one now.
"So not true. Look, there's one now."
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There's one and there's one.
"There's one and there's one."
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You need to move out of his apartment,
"You need to move out of his apartment,"
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and away from "ex-boyfriend land."
"and away from "ex-boyfriend land.""
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Will, your apartment is exactly the same.
"Will, your apartment is exactly the same."
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The point is, you need a new place.
"The point is, you need a new place."
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It's easy for you to say, Mr. Rent Control,
"It's easy for you to say, Mr. Rent Control,"
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Mr. View-of-the-Park, Mr. Perfect Apartment.
"Mr. View-of-the-Park, Mr. Perfect Apartment."
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Oh my God.
"Oh my God."
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Why don't I move in with you?
"Why don't I move in with you?"
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Just till his floors are done. Excuse me? How brilliant is this?
"Just till his floors are done. Excuse me? How brilliant is this?"
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I love you, you love me, and I love the fact
"I love you, you love me, and I love the fact"
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I won't have to pretend I'm looking for apartments.
"I won't have to pretend I'm looking for apartments."
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What just happened? We were having fun,
"What just happened? We were having fun,"
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we were playing Regis,
"we were playing Regis,"
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and suddenly I'm supposed to grow up, get my own place,
"and suddenly I'm supposed to grow up, get my own place,"
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- and pay bills? I hate you. - No, you don't.
"- and pay bills? I hate you. - No, you don't."
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Look, I gotta get to work, and you have got to start looking
"Look, I gotta get to work, and you have got to start looking"
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Go. Go, you big grown-up.
"Go. Go, you big grown-up."
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"What do mean I only have a week to live?
""What do mean I only have a week to live?"
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