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Clips from Will & Grace - The Truth About Will & Dogs (S01E01)

TV Series 1998 –2020 Season 1, Episode 9 22 min ★ 7.4/10 (65,015 ratings) 376 clips
Romance Comedy

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Love the outfit. Very Audrey Hepburn.
"Love the outfit. Very Audrey Hepburn."
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- It's a gift. - What's for lunch?
"- It's a gift. - What's for lunch?"
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Tuna with a side of coleslaw for you.
"Tuna with a side of coleslaw for you."
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- That's some deli. - Wait a minute. What is it?
"- That's some deli. - Wait a minute. What is it?"
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than I'm paying in rent now.
"than I'm paying in rent now."
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Sweetie, that's great. Grace Adler, property owner.
"Sweetie, that's great. Grace Adler, property owner."
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If you don't stop, I'm gonna flip my eyelids up.
"If you don't stop, I'm gonna flip my eyelids up."
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I think the price is still a little inflated,
"I think the price is still a little inflated,"
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but I think we can get him to his floor.
"but I think we can get him to his floor."
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It frizzes when the steaming chicken hits the table.
"It frizzes when the steaming chicken hits the table."
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Oh, honey.
"Oh, honey."
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Oh, no, no German.
"Oh, no, no German."
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I can't handle the schnitzel mit my poopik in da kichel--
"I can't handle the schnitzel mit my poopik in da kichel--"
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But of course.
"But of course."
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I guess we know it's not you coming out of the closet.
"I guess we know it's not you coming out of the closet."
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Ah, so you're going to be self-employed.
"Ah, so you're going to be self-employed."
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Okay, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
"Okay, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?"
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You are so beautiful
"You are so beautiful"
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doesn't mean you're ready for the real thing.
"doesn't mean you're ready for the real thing."
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Can't you see-ee-ee-ee-ee...
"Can't you see-ee-ee-ee-ee..."
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any time between 12:00 and 4:00 is fine.
"any time between 12:00 and 4:00 is fine."
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What's it gonna be? Bananarama or the soundtrack to "Footloose"?
"What's it gonna be? Bananarama or the soundtrack to "Footloose"?"
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When was the last time you listened to them?
"When was the last time you listened to them?"
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But did I sweat? No, I leapt into action.
"But did I sweat? No, I leapt into action."
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Damn right, I did. After I gave him a bid and he bit.
"Damn right, I did. After I gave him a bid and he bit."
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Grace! 5% is not the floor.
"Grace! 5% is not the floor."
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- so l-- - Grace, he never called me.
"- so l-- - Grace, he never called me."
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He lied to me?
"He lied to me?"
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But that's so...
"But that's so..."
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it's shocking.
"it's shocking."
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I hate him.
"I hate him."
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I hate the British.
"I hate the British."
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Lose the Boy George CDs!
"Lose the Boy George CDs!"
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Hey, hey. Do not take this out on the Boy.
"Hey, hey. Do not take this out on the Boy."
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He gave us a month and a half of some very good music.
"He gave us a month and a half of some very good music."
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Throw him low and inside. He's crowding the plate,
"Throw him low and inside. He's crowding the plate,"
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I'm sending you love and light.
"I'm sending you love and light."
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Skin to the wind!
"Skin to the wind!"
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Yeah, my marriage.
"Yeah, my marriage."
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Can we just start it so we can end it?!
"Can we just start it so we can end it?!"
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- How are we gonna deal with this? - Just gonna do a little business.
"- How are we gonna deal with this? - Just gonna do a little business."
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You're just the strong silent type with an angry look.
"You're just the strong silent type with an angry look."
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Angry, not constipated.
"Angry, not constipated."
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Mr. Hutt, appreciate you're coming. You know Grace?
"Mr. Hutt, appreciate you're coming. You know Grace?"
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She's been my tenant for about--
"She's been my tenant for about--"
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Competent? Did you say competent?
"Competent? Did you say competent?"
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Does she look particularly business-minded to you?
"Does she look particularly business-minded to you?"
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Not a whole lotta room left for numbers!
"Not a whole lotta room left for numbers!"
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for the word "fair," you know, the way "Iift" means elevator,
"for the word "fair," you know, the way "Iift" means elevator,"
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- Mr. Truman-- - No, no, no,
"- Mr. Truman-- - No, no, no,"
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Unless you want me to place a little call
"Unless you want me to place a little call"
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to the head of the real estate board, otherwise known as
"to the head of the real estate board, otherwise known as"
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my friend Beth,
"my friend Beth,"
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with this naive, vulnerable, clueless artiste,
"with this naive, vulnerable, clueless artiste,"
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this price would be a bit more agreeable to you?
"this price would be a bit more agreeable to you?"
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You were great, baby.
"You were great, baby."
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would just drop-- right out of the mouth, didn't it?
"would just drop-- right out of the mouth, didn't it?"
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Bull's-eye! You got me! You got all of me.
"Bull's-eye! You got me! You got all of me."
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That would of knocked off what, another 20 bucks?
"That would of knocked off what, another 20 bucks?"
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I don't believe you. Come on, Grace.
"I don't believe you. Come on, Grace."
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You don't think I'm a good businesswoman.
"You don't think I'm a good businesswoman."
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Say, "Grace, you're a good businesswoman."
"Say, "Grace, you're a good businesswoman.""
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That is such a loaded--
"That is such a loaded--"
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Karen, you're wearing me out.
"Karen, you're wearing me out."
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and that's just 'cause I like saying "phalanges."
"and that's just 'cause I like saying "phalanges.""
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Just do what you do, and do it to my deltoids.
"Just do what you do, and do it to my deltoids."
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This mama's like a rock.
"This mama's like a rock."
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- You're still hating me. - You're still talking to me.
"- You're still hating me. - You're still talking to me."
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Okay, that's him. Now, just sign the papers,
"Okay, that's him. Now, just sign the papers,"
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Iike when I shave with your Epilady.
"Iike when I shave with your Epilady."
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Let's get right down to business, shall we?
"Let's get right down to business, shall we?"
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that we've agreed upon, correct?
"that we've agreed upon, correct?"
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Correct.
"Correct."
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- No. - I beg your pardon?
"- No. - I beg your pardon?"
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But, this hasn't been easy or fun,
"But, this hasn't been easy or fun,"
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and I'm-- I just don't feel good about it anymore.
"and I'm-- I just don't feel good about it anymore."
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You know what? I'm sorry.
"You know what? I'm sorry."
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I can't just turn it on and off like you.
"I can't just turn it on and off like you."
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Maybe I should come back another time.
"Maybe I should come back another time."
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I'm leaving for London in the morning. I need this signed.
"I'm leaving for London in the morning. I need this signed."
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And she'll sign it. Grace?
"And she'll sign it. Grace?"
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funny!
"funny!"
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What am I doing taking on a mortgage?
"What am I doing taking on a mortgage?"
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I haven't had sex in five months!
"I haven't had sex in five months!"
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Jennifer Love Michelle Sarah Felicity-looking thing...
"Jennifer Love Michelle Sarah Felicity-looking thing..."
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bumps into me and says, "Excuse me,
"bumps into me and says, "Excuse me,"
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Grace?
"Grace?"
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Gracie, it is not worth it.
"Gracie, it is not worth it."
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I'm sorry that you had to see me like this.
"I'm sorry that you had to see me like this."
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Miss Adler, about this contract?
"Miss Adler, about this contract?"
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No, no. I can't right now. I just-- I can't.
"No, no. I can't right now. I just-- I can't."
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Now look at me and tell me I'm not a good businesswoman.
"Now look at me and tell me I'm not a good businesswoman."
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Oh, you're early.
"Oh, you're early."
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I haven't even had time for a steam and scrub.
"I haven't even had time for a steam and scrub."
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But what do you mean, you didn't bring it?
"But what do you mean, you didn't bring it?"
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Oh, but you're so much more than that, Jack.
"Oh, but you're so much more than that, Jack."
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Why, you're elbows and forearms and thumbs and wrists, and--
"Why, you're elbows and forearms and thumbs and wrists, and--"
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It's not over until I say it is.
"It's not over until I say it is."
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I'm paying you good money. What?
"I'm paying you good money. What?"
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I didn't think so.
"I didn't think so."
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Karen, I can't do it anymore.
"Karen, I can't do it anymore."
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Every day I come in here, and I touch your naked body.
"Every day I come in here, and I touch your naked body."
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Oh! Oh, what do I see?
"Oh! Oh, what do I see?"
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That'll be $1,700, please.
"That'll be $1,700, please."
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Why is it every time money and property are involved,
"Why is it every time money and property are involved,"
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- you turn into a-- - Skillful, savvy negotiator?
"- you turn into a-- - Skillful, savvy negotiator?"
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Let's face it, I'm not the kind of guy that hammers out a contract
"Let's face it, I'm not the kind of guy that hammers out a contract"
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And second of all,
"And second of all,"
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and we both know that the girl card trumps the gay card.
"and we both know that the girl card trumps the gay card."
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Because we both know that the only card that trumps the girl card
"Because we both know that the only card that trumps the girl card"
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is the gay girl card.
"is the gay girl card."
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forget it, I'm exhausted. I fold.
"forget it, I'm exhausted. I fold."
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Rethink it, Barry.
"Rethink it, Barry."
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Or these conversations are gonna start getting ugly.
"Or these conversations are gonna start getting ugly."
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Hey, sweetie. Good! You brought lunch!
"Hey, sweetie. Good! You brought lunch!"
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Great. So what you're saying is that I have the neck of a swan,
"Great. So what you're saying is that I have the neck of a swan,"
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and the chest of a 12-year-old boy.
"and the chest of a 12-year-old boy."
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Hey, way to snatch an insult out of the jaws of a compliment.
"Hey, way to snatch an insult out of the jaws of a compliment."
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Let's see.
"Let's see."
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And turkey on wheat for me, with a side of--
"And turkey on wheat for me, with a side of--"
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