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Clips from Will & Grace - The Big Vent (S01E01)

TV Series 1998 –2020 Season 1, Episode 10 22 min ★ 7.4/10 (65,015 ratings) 370 clips
Romance Comedy

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Oh! I can't stand him.
"Oh! I can't stand him."
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Gonna need more.
"Gonna need more."
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Hey! So you're in second place.
"Hey! So you're in second place."
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You know Celine Dion was on Oprah the other day?
"You know Celine Dion was on Oprah the other day?"
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She'd rather go to the park, play with her little friends.
"She'd rather go to the park, play with her little friends."
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- I'm referencing sports. - You're right.
"- I'm referencing sports. - You're right."
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- Sorry. - Just one more little thing.
"- Sorry. - Just one more little thing."
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- You have to call her a bitch? - She's a bitch, Rob.
"- You have to call her a bitch? - She's a bitch, Rob."
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Now, that's just Grace's way of saying
"Now, that's just Grace's way of saying"
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Hey, look at the time! It's a quarter to get out!
"Hey, look at the time! It's a quarter to get out!"
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I just spent the last 45 minutes listening to him rant
"I just spent the last 45 minutes listening to him rant"
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Yeah, he's gifted.
"Yeah, he's gifted."
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Look, just pick one!
"Look, just pick one!"
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Spay him, spray him, throw him in a bag,
"Spay him, spray him, throw him in a bag,"
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No. I told you, I can't get a dog.
"No. I told you, I can't get a dog."
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golden! Ruff!
"golden! Ruff!"
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Look, a Chihuahua.
"Look, a Chihuahua."
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It's tit for tat.
"It's tit for tat."
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Just pick out a freaking dog, Grace.
"Just pick out a freaking dog, Grace."
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Help me out here.
"Help me out here."
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Otis.
"Otis."
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Whoa, you're smart. I got a dog.
"Whoa, you're smart. I got a dog."
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He's got your eyes.
"He's got your eyes."
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Come on, Will, give it a chance. The woman at the adoption center
"Come on, Will, give it a chance. The woman at the adoption center"
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- Come on, Eileen! - All right, you--
"- Come on, Eileen! - All right, you--"
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Will, the dog's not gonna sleep outside.
"Will, the dog's not gonna sleep outside."
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Fine. Forget it.
"Fine. Forget it."
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Is that him?
"Is that him?"
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Oh, you had me at her-roh.
"Oh, you had me at her-roh."
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about how many cute guys were swarming around you at the park?
"about how many cute guys were swarming around you at the park?"
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A light and breezy tone just doesn't cut it when he's eating
"A light and breezy tone just doesn't cut it when he's eating"
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It's just that you shamed him.
"It's just that you shamed him."
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They're not defendants on Judge Judy.
"They're not defendants on Judge Judy."
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You pointed at him with the little witchy-poo finger,
"You pointed at him with the little witchy-poo finger,"
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The point is you're just-- you gotta relax,
"The point is you're just-- you gotta relax,"
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and give him a chance to be who he is.
"and give him a chance to be who he is."
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He's gotta develop a sense of himself.
"He's gotta develop a sense of himself."
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Will, I'm not your mother.
"Will, I'm not your mother."
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And I promise, if he's gay, I won't stand in his way.
"And I promise, if he's gay, I won't stand in his way."
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The Yuppy Puppy.
"The Yuppy Puppy."
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The Yuppy Puppy?
"The Yuppy Puppy?"
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Didn't you see that thing on "Dateline," when that woman
"Didn't you see that thing on "Dateline," when that woman"
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Will, that was not Yuppy Puppy and it wasn't "Dateline."
"Will, that was not Yuppy Puppy and it wasn't "Dateline.""
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I'm sorry, but I think it's best that you stay home tomorrow,
"I'm sorry, but I think it's best that you stay home tomorrow,"
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and take care of him.
"and take care of him."
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Okay, Master.
"Okay, Master."
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and all the Jewish holidays.
"and all the Jewish holidays."
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in lieu of a stock swap.
"in lieu of a stock swap."
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I think I'd go with tasty-wasty.
"I think I'd go with tasty-wasty."
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And by "you people," you mean?
"And by "you people," you mean?"
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I am so sorry.
"I am so sorry."
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Mergers make him really nervous.
"Mergers make him really nervous."
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Oh, I'm not mad, Will. I'm just a little pissed.
"Oh, I'm not mad, Will. I'm just a little pissed."
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No, you're right. That's not funny.
"No, you're right. That's not funny."
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I was talking about my assistant.
"I was talking about my assistant."
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- Hi. - Hi.
"- Hi. - Hi."
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Please stop pluralizing everything.
"Please stop pluralizing everything."
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- So what? - So it's a little obsessive.
"- So what? - So it's a little obsessive."
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What are you two doing here?
"What are you two doing here?"
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We're the babysitters.
"We're the babysitters."
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I asked Jack to babysit the puppy,
"I asked Jack to babysit the puppy,"
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and, Karen, what are you doing here?
"and, Karen, what are you doing here?"
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Oh, Jack asked me.
"Oh, Jack asked me."
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and if I have to hear Marlo Thomas one more time--
"and if I have to hear Marlo Thomas one more time--"
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We're still not sure. I like Otto.
"We're still not sure. I like Otto."
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Let me think.
"Let me think."
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Oh, my side.
"Oh, my side."
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We'll take good care of your place.
"We'll take good care of your place."
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Will?
"Will?"
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You call if you need anything. The vet's number's on the fridge.
"You call if you need anything. The vet's number's on the fridge."
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but the early stuff, nothing after he shaved his head.
"but the early stuff, nothing after he shaved his head."
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Forget the pooch, where's the hooch?!
"Forget the pooch, where's the hooch?!"
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What's with that?
"What's with that?"
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You told them where the Snausages were, right?
"You told them where the Snausages were, right?"
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They'll find 'em, they'll find 'em.
"They'll find 'em, they'll find 'em."
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Snausages.
"Snausages."
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- Is this seat taken? - No, knock yourself out.
"- Is this seat taken? - No, knock yourself out."
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Jack knows how to use the retractable leash, doesn't he?
"Jack knows how to use the retractable leash, doesn't he?"
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Hello, Father Will.
"Hello, Father Will."
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Oh, oops. Here, puppy. Here, puppy.
"Oh, oops. Here, puppy. Here, puppy."
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- Where's his leash? - What? Why?
"- Where's his leash? - What? Why?"
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Time to pay for that house in the Bahamas.
"Time to pay for that house in the Bahamas."
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I love this dog!
"I love this dog!"
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Let's take a dysfunction reading in the room, shall we?
"Let's take a dysfunction reading in the room, shall we?"
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I think you've got me confused with your mother.
"I think you've got me confused with your mother."
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I've got a lotta bullets in my belt.
"I've got a lotta bullets in my belt."
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Please stop the fighting.
"Please stop the fighting."
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Sometimes bad people happen to good dogs.
"Sometimes bad people happen to good dogs."
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Go on a date, Will. It's time.
"Go on a date, Will. It's time."
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You don't need another reason not to be open to--
"You don't need another reason not to be open to--"
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Okay, okay, okay. Message received.
"Okay, okay, okay. Message received."
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- Even if it is-- - It is.
"- Even if it is-- - It is."
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I can't take him to work every day.
"I can't take him to work every day."
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Then what are you suggesting?
"Then what are you suggesting?"
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He deserves to be with someone who can spend tons of time with him.
"He deserves to be with someone who can spend tons of time with him."
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Okay, she's a lawyer, and she pees with men.
"Okay, she's a lawyer, and she pees with men."
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- Ally McBeal, click. - Yes.
"- Ally McBeal, click. - Yes."
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A female singer. Really, really skinny.
"A female singer. Really, really skinny."
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Everybody that ever performed at Lilith Fair?
"Everybody that ever performed at Lilith Fair?"
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If she misses her next meal, her "heart won't go on."
"If she misses her next meal, her "heart won't go on.""
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- Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-- - Hoo.
"- Hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-- - Hoo."
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We've got 30, and you have 217.
"We've got 30, and you have 217."
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Harry and I watched it together. How cute is that?
"Harry and I watched it together. How cute is that?"
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- I swear, he likes it. - Our Lindsay doesn't like TV.
"- I swear, he likes it. - Our Lindsay doesn't like TV."
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Hey, how about those Knicks?
"Hey, how about those Knicks?"
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See how desperate I am to change the subject?
"See how desperate I am to change the subject?"
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Harry caught a ball for the first time and I got it on videotape.
"Harry caught a ball for the first time and I got it on videotape."
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Oh my God, you got it on videotape? Will, she got it on videotape.
"Oh my God, you got it on videotape? Will, she got it on videotape."
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You didn't get it on videotape by any chance, did you?
"You didn't get it on videotape by any chance, did you?"
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Honey, you play favorites, and I think Riley knows it.
"Honey, you play favorites, and I think Riley knows it."
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- No, I don't play favorites. - You play favorites.
"- No, I don't play favorites. - You play favorites."
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No, she just annoys me.
"No, she just annoys me."
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The bitch fights me when I put her in my car.
"The bitch fights me when I put her in my car."
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Do we have to spend another evening talking about everybody's dogs?
"Do we have to spend another evening talking about everybody's dogs?"
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You don't have to breed. There are lots of options.
"You don't have to breed. There are lots of options."
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You can adopt.
"You can adopt."
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about the evils of smells, stains, drooling and shedding.
"about the evils of smells, stains, drooling and shedding."
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I said, "It didn't seem to bother your ex-boyfriend."
"I said, "It didn't seem to bother your ex-boyfriend.""
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Oh, look. A Lhasa apso.
"Oh, look. A Lhasa apso."
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Hello, my little poop.
"Hello, my little poop."
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