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Clips from Will & Grace - My Fair Maid-y (S01E01)

TV Series 1998 –2020 Season 1, Episode 12 22 min ★ 7.4/10 (65,015 ratings) 404 clips
Romance Comedy

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So I go back in the bookstore this morning and I just ask him out.
"So I go back in the bookstore this morning and I just ask him out."
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At least I'm using my hard drive, Celibizia.
"At least I'm using my hard drive, Celibizia."
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Our hands touched as we reached for a copy of "The Making Of Beaches."
"Our hands touched as we reached for a copy of "The Making Of Beaches.""
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So what happened in here? Did Grace explode?
"So what happened in here? Did Grace explode?"
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No.
"No."
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It's the annual Sublime Design Showcase.
"It's the annual Sublime Design Showcase."
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She's the Susan Lucci of the design world.
"She's the Susan Lucci of the design world."
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It won't--
"It won't--"
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Stinks, doesn't it?
"Stinks, doesn't it?"
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So I'm guessing the chocolate covered espresso beans were a bad idea.
"So I'm guessing the chocolate covered espresso beans were a bad idea."
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You know, to when I was actually good.
"You know, to when I was actually good."
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That almost worked, didn't it?
"That almost worked, didn't it?"
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...l have no vision.
"...l have no vision."
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Grace, you have vision.
"Grace, you have vision."
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Are you so blind you can't see that?
"Are you so blind you can't see that?"
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Oh, great. I'm Will.
"Oh, great. I'm Will."
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- And uh... - Hi.
"- And uh... - Hi."
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Remember, it really wasn't my thing.
"Remember, it really wasn't my thing."
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Under the sink.
"Under the sink."
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Uh, no, Anal Annie, that's you!
"Uh, no, Anal Annie, that's you!"
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made into a turkey.
"made into a turkey."
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She'll do her thing, she'll stay out of your way.
"She'll do her thing, she'll stay out of your way."
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You do yours and if you hit a rough spot,
"You do yours and if you hit a rough spot,"
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It was an early, tragic idea.
"It was an early, tragic idea."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Shhh...
"Shhh..."
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Actually, I passed the bar the first time I took it,
"Actually, I passed the bar the first time I took it,"
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I don't practice, I just do.
"I don't practice, I just do."
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But I don't want to talk about me anymore.
"But I don't want to talk about me anymore."
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and every now and then I get to meet
"and every now and then I get to meet"
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You do?
"You do?"
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From the bookstore?
"From the bookstore?"
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- Oh, hi, Alex. - Hey.
"- Oh, hi, Alex. - Hey."
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Sorry I'm late,
"Sorry I'm late,"
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Yeah, it's nice, but listen.
"Yeah, it's nice, but listen."
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'Cause I think it's time to buy.
"'Cause I think it's time to buy."
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It's been ringin' all morning. It's driving me nuts.
"It's been ringin' all morning. It's driving me nuts."
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You'd get down on yourself, too, if you had a--
"You'd get down on yourself, too, if you had a--"
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When I'd get down on myself,
"When I'd get down on myself,"
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Agh!
"Agh!"
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- But I can't-- - Do it! Do it!
"- But I can't-- - Do it! Do it!"
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but she did it in a nice little musical number.
"but she did it in a nice little musical number."
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You know what I can do? I could add the element of scent--
"You know what I can do? I could add the element of scent--"
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an aromatherapy machine that would--
"an aromatherapy machine that would--"
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No, I've heard about this. It's called the Hazel Syndrome.
"No, I've heard about this. It's called the Hazel Syndrome."
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I just do.
"I just do."
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Trust me, you're not going to win the Tony in this version.
"Trust me, you're not going to win the Tony in this version."
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- Who? - Don't play games with me!
"- Who? - Don't play games with me!"
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I'm sure of it this time.
"I'm sure of it this time."
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Look at me, Will.
"Look at me, Will."
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Think of how many funny little Jack stories you can spin out of this predicament.
"Think of how many funny little Jack stories you can spin out of this predicament."
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This is grade-A fodder for a bitch like you.
"This is grade-A fodder for a bitch like you."
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Sure. No, I just thought, you know, with your bike lock here
"Sure. No, I just thought, you know, with your bike lock here"
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and your bike out there, as a good assistant, I should mention that.
"and your bike out there, as a good assistant, I should mention that."
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a deal.
"a deal."
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He'll be-- he'll back in.
"He'll be-- he'll back in."
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Very much the queen bee.
"Very much the queen bee."
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Oh? Hung jury?
"Oh? Hung jury?"
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Oh, the pants. Uh, yeah, I'm just uh,
"Oh, the pants. Uh, yeah, I'm just uh,"
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running from case to case.
"running from case to case."
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Actually, I just want to talk to you.
"Actually, I just want to talk to you."
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It's just that you and I are in such different places in our lives.
"It's just that you and I are in such different places in our lives."
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You're like this buttoned up professional-- stable, mature,
"You're like this buttoned up professional-- stable, mature,"
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Jack, it's not gonna work out.
"Jack, it's not gonna work out."
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- Anyway-- - Listen, one more thing.
"- Anyway-- - Listen, one more thing."
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It's a little awkward, but...
"It's a little awkward, but..."
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Iike me, and l-- I kind of like that.
"Iike me, and l-- I kind of like that."
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"Poor Eve."
""Poor Eve.""
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Would you stop doing that?
"Would you stop doing that?"
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Where could she be?
"Where could she be?"
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Karen, if this is you helping,
"Karen, if this is you helping,"
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Listen, Grace, l...
"Listen, Grace, l..."
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I just wanted to point out that after all of your "April this" and "April that,"
"I just wanted to point out that after all of your "April this" and "April that,""
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Thank you, Karen.
"Thank you, Karen."
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- I really appreciate it. - Anyway, look, I gotta run.
"- I really appreciate it. - Anyway, look, I gotta run."
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Maybe I should try the second choice.
"Maybe I should try the second choice."
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Just leave it.
"Just leave it."
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Stop it!
"Stop it!"
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Screens?
"Screens?"
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Okay, getting a little angry here in the meditation room.
"Okay, getting a little angry here in the meditation room."
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you will get April on the phone.
"you will get April on the phone."
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How much does my public humiliation go for these days?
"How much does my public humiliation go for these days?"
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100 bucks and a coupon for a free mop.
"100 bucks and a coupon for a free mop."
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I'm the design critic from "East Coast Living."
"I'm the design critic from "East Coast Living.""
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Welcome to my meditation space.
"Welcome to my meditation space."
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I think now I sense you're going to thank me.
"I think now I sense you're going to thank me."
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Uh, no, because actually, I'm still mad at you.
"Uh, no, because actually, I'm still mad at you."
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At least it's not your thumb.
"At least it's not your thumb."
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the use of a modem and the cybername "Butt Masterson."
"the use of a modem and the cybername "Butt Masterson.""
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It was kind of romantic, though.
"It was kind of romantic, though."
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Holy dirty apartment, Fatman!
"Holy dirty apartment, Fatman!"
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Shut up, dummy!
"Shut up, dummy!"
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Interior designers display their work for all these big design critics,
"Interior designers display their work for all these big design critics,"
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and basically they decide who's hot and who's not.
"and basically they decide who's hot and who's not."
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You know, I can't--
"You know, I can't--"
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There's no--
"There's no--"
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Looks like it's gonna be another disappointing year for La Lucci.
"Looks like it's gonna be another disappointing year for La Lucci."
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Oh, good! You're back!
"Oh, good! You're back!"
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You were probably riding up in the elevator thinking,
"You were probably riding up in the elevator thinking,"
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So you've had coffee?
"So you've had coffee?"
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Then I started poppin' NoDoz.
"Then I started poppin' NoDoz."
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Oh, no-no. No-no-no. Give that to me.
"Oh, no-no. No-no-no. Give that to me."
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Maybe I can get so speedy, I'll actually go back in time.
"Maybe I can get so speedy, I'll actually go back in time."
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Grace, look at this. This is good.
"Grace, look at this. This is good."
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I think I have finally pinpointed my problem.
"I think I have finally pinpointed my problem."
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But when it's just me, nothing.
"But when it's just me, nothing."
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swimming next to the ass of a shark.
"swimming next to the ass of a shark."
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The point is...
"The point is..."
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...that mess over there is Grace. Grace?
"...that mess over there is Grace. Grace?"
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This is gonna cheer you up.
"This is gonna cheer you up."
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'cause I'm not packin'.
"'cause I'm not packin'."
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- Will, what is this? - I got you a cleaning woman.
"- Will, what is this? - I got you a cleaning woman."
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I know you can only work
"I know you can only work"
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when things are neat and clean and orderly.
"when things are neat and clean and orderly."
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Excuse me, what vibe are we blowing here?
"Excuse me, what vibe are we blowing here?"
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is an outline of your hand,
"is an outline of your hand,"
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It was supposed to be a cow.
"It was supposed to be a cow."
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- See, I told you I suck! - No, honey, it's--
"- See, I told you I suck! - No, honey, it's--"
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just-- It's easy, just think of your mother's taste,
"just-- It's easy, just think of your mother's taste,"
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This was crumbled up on the floor. You didn't want to throw this out, did you?
"This was crumbled up on the floor. You didn't want to throw this out, did you?"
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