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Clips from Transparent - Just the Facts (S03E03)

Movies 2004 Season 3, Episode 4 95 min 520 clips
Drama

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I just need a note from your therapist.
"I just need a note from your therapist."
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Do I really need to go under,
"Do I really need to go under,"
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Yeah. It's exciting.
"Yeah. It's exciting."
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Honey, you have to relax.
"Honey, you have to relax."
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and let go at the same time.
"and let go at the same time."
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- It's too big. - Okay. All right.
"- It's too big. - Okay. All right."
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You got a girlfriend?
"You got a girlfriend?"
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No.
"No."
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It was a little awkward.
"It was a little awkward."
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You got it. Four.
"You got it. Four."
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Now give it all you've got.
"Now give it all you've got."
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Shine bright!
"Shine bright!"
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- Shine bright! - Shine bright!
"- Shine bright! - Shine bright!"
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- Brighter! - Brighter!
"- Brighter! - Brighter!"
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Seriously. You make him so happy,
"Seriously. You make him so happy,"
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and that's really important, you know,
"and that's really important, you know,"
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- He did? - Yeah. Thank you.
"- He did? - Yeah. Thank you."
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Can I ask you something?
"Can I ask you something?"
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and I just feel safe with him.
"and I just feel safe with him."
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It's gonna suck.
"It's gonna suck."
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You know you have the freedom to do whatever.
"You know you have the freedom to do whatever."
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and then, you know, then my hand was in her pants.
"and then, you know, then my hand was in her pants."
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then you would agree that it would have been very rude
"then you would agree that it would have been very rude"
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Like, I play your part, you play my part.
"Like, I play your part, you play my part."
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You're the one who's paying.
"You're the one who's paying."
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Ha! Just kidding.
"Ha! Just kidding."
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And in our first breath,
"And in our first breath,"
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Wow.
"Wow."
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Because of the heavenly father...
"Because of the heavenly father..."
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That's insane.
"That's insane."
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I... I forgive you.
"I... I forgive you."
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Next one's gonna hit you.
"Next one's gonna hit you."
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Where do you think? You think it might be your ass?
"Where do you think? You think it might be your ass?"
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I should fucking cut off your fucking head!
"I should fucking cut off your fucking head!"
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It's so sexy.
"It's so sexy."
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Oof. Ow, my pussy hurts.
"Oof. Ow, my pussy hurts."
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Come on, are you gonna pull out the DSM now,
"Come on, are you gonna pull out the DSM now,"
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What are you gonna do now, critique my orgasm?
"What are you gonna do now, critique my orgasm?"
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Excuse me?
"Excuse me?"
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It is supposed to be a collective experience.
"It is supposed to be a collective experience."
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there's a thumb drive with a play list of songs
"there's a thumb drive with a play list of songs"
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Typically, we don't accompany students to the restroom.
"Typically, we don't accompany students to the restroom."
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Like, you just have to be, like, you know, we're here,
"Like, you just have to be, like, you know, we're here,"
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He's fine with it.
"He's fine with it."
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What, you have plans?
"What, you have plans?"
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- I've got you. - Okay.
"- I've got you. - Okay."
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- And this is... - Do you know what's great?
"- And this is... - Do you know what's great?"
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That's what's great.
"That's what's great."
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I'm still negotiating this.
"I'm still negotiating this."
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♪ The facts of life ♪
"♪ The facts of life ♪"
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- Hey. In here. - Is this it?
"- Hey. In here. - Is this it?"
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Oh, my God, you're here.
"Oh, my God, you're here."
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- Hi. - Idit.
"- Hi. - Idit."
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- and... and I... - Yes.
"- and... and I... - Yes."
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I really feel like this is the space.
"I really feel like this is the space."
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I was referring to the space inside yourself.
"I was referring to the space inside yourself."
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You know, music and food and...
"You know, music and food and..."
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Come here.
"Come here."
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Of course not.
"Of course not."
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
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That's remarkable.
"That's remarkable."
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And wh... where does my chin go?
"And wh... where does my chin go?"
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Okay, we're gonna do a little trimming on the jaw line there.
"Okay, we're gonna do a little trimming on the jaw line there."
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- Okay. You like that? - Yeah.
"- Okay. You like that? - Yeah."
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And then we do a little liposuction around the neck.
"And then we do a little liposuction around the neck."
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That's fantastic.
"That's fantastic."
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- It's cool, huh? - Yeah.
"- It's cool, huh? - Yeah."
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I'd like to donate my excess skin to research.
"I'd like to donate my excess skin to research."
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Whoo.
"Whoo."
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Wow. So I will look like that?
"Wow. So I will look like that?"
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Yes, you will.
"Yes, you will."
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
"Beautiful. Beautiful."
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Well, I'm not in therapy. Not right now.
"Well, I'm not in therapy. Not right now."
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Not at present.
"Not at present."
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I... I was told by my physician
"I... I was told by my physician"
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that I didn't need a note... for this.
"that I didn't need a note... for this."
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That's true for the, uh... for the hormones.
"That's true for the, uh... for the hormones."
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But for the surgery, we still require
"But for the surgery, we still require"
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a letter from someone who has a PhD in psychology
"a letter from someone who has a PhD in psychology"
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just to make sure you meet the requirements for the procedure.
"just to make sure you meet the requirements for the procedure."
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I have to ask another person for permission?
"I have to ask another person for permission?"
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Yeah, it, uh, just covers us for malpractice.
"Yeah, it, uh, just covers us for malpractice."
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And, uh, my... my vagina? Is that...
"And, uh, my... my vagina? Is that..."
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Vaginoplasty.
"Vaginoplasty."
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- My vaginoplasty... - Vaginoplasty.
"- My vaginoplasty... - Vaginoplasty."
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That's yet another procedure?
"That's yet another procedure?"
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That's exactly right. That's a whole separate procedure.
"That's exactly right. That's a whole separate procedure."
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If at all possible, I prefer not to be anesthetized
"If at all possible, I prefer not to be anesthetized"
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more than necessary.
"more than necessary."
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uh, yet again?
"uh, yet again?"
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It's a major surgery,
"It's a major surgery,"
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and there is significant recovery time on that.
"and there is significant recovery time on that."
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Plus, we need to have a specialist onboard.
"Plus, we need to have a specialist onboard."
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- Okay. - Yeah.
"- Okay. - Yeah."
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It is exciting.
"It is exciting."
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Can I have, um...
"Can I have, um..."
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Can I have a printout of that?
"Can I have a printout of that?"
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Anything, honey?
"Anything, honey?"
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No.
"No."
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I can't! It hurts.
"I can't! It hurts."
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Well, but that's 'cause you're not relaxing.
"Well, but that's 'cause you're not relaxing."
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You have to relax and you have to push at the same time.
"You have to relax and you have to push at the same time."
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How do I do that?
"How do I do that?"
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Is anything coming out?
"Is anything coming out?"
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No!
"No!"
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You have to bear down,
"You have to bear down,"
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- I'm coming in there. - No!
"- I'm coming in there. - No!"
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Mornin'.
"Mornin'."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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What's up?
"What's up?"
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Not much.
"Not much."
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Coffee mugs in there.
"Coffee mugs in there."
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Whatcha lookin' for?
"Whatcha lookin' for?"
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Juice.
"Juice."
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OJ.
"OJ."
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Mm. Oh.
"Mm. Oh."
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She likes an ice cube in hers.
"She likes an ice cube in hers."
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Um, she still in bed?
"Um, she still in bed?"
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- Last I checked. - Okay.
"- Last I checked. - Okay."
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Chasin' me?
"Chasin' me?"
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