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Clips from Transparent - Exciting and New (S03E03)

"It's fabulous. I finally have my whole brood together."
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"- What? - Ship. We call it a ship."
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"I said I feel like I'm having a hot flash, it's so hot."
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"That's why we had to come on this trip:"
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"I am Trevor, your personal butler,"
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"Done with this farshtinkener phone."
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"Why does someone always get sick on vacation?"
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"that Maura and Bryna had that big fight."
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"Because you took her side."
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"- Then don't eat it. - Who had chicken pox?"
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"3,000 delicious things to eat"
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"- Come on. - You're kicking us out?"
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"Trevor is the gay who comes with the room."
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"All right. Let me ask all the guys"
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"Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you."
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"Yeah. I'm fine."
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"I can make this happen."
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"Wait, wait, wait. I... I..."
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"they will not let you go under,"
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"Now, I have to do more tests,"
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"It sucks."
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"This is your butt?"
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"- Okay, ready? - Ready."
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"tight, terrible Spanx."
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"You should start betting numbers."
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"Okay. Um, should I do 3 or 36?"
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"Do it."
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"You came on this cruise to escape Leslie."
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"Sarah, get up, get up. I have an idea."
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"I want to do a Seder."
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"- I just checked... - Starboard, bow."
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"Give me the plate. Give me the plate."
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"Vinegar. That is such a good idea."
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"She who holds space,"
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"the Jewish people."
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"So today, before the sun goes down,"
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"- Thank you. - It is."
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"And then there were four."
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"tied up with it."
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"Who am I? I didn't know."
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"♪ What it all comes down to ♪"
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"♪ What it all boils down to ♪"
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"I can't believe you guys made me do this."
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"Oh, my God. I can't believe I said yes, either."
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"- Welcome aboard. - Washie-washie."
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"Come on, kids, follow me!"
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"- This way, please. - Josh, why are you so bummed out?"
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"- This is going to be fun. - Congratulations."
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"Keep me away from this family frivolity shit"
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"'cause I can't deal with it right now."
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"Wait, honey, honey, you have to do the hand thing."
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"- Oh. - Washie-washie. - Welcome aboard."
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"Who knew we'd both be single again?"
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"But maybe there's a..."
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"a reason, or it's beshert."
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"It's a lovely boat."
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"Something that we don't understand."
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"Ship. Call it a ship."
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"- What's the difference? - It's a matter of respect."
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"Matter of respect. Okay, I get that."
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"Oh, God, we're losing the kids."
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"- Oh. - Hey, hey, hey. Sarah."
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"Josh! Ali!"
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"How do we get our luggage?"
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"Let me make sure we're going in the right direction."
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"How many Pfeffermans does it take"
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"to figure out where the fuck our rooms are?"
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"We're going to be very close to each other."
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"Which is good because then we can knock"
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"on each other's door in the night."
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"We're all... Evens are on the right."
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"Here I am. I'm going to go for a plop-down"
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"because I'm zebroilzled."
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"Okay. W..."
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"that I'm on a different level than you."
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"I'm going to check on that."
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"Everybody get unpacked and meet for dinner at 6."
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"You got that? Yeah."
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"God, I feel so bad."
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"Mom's alone again."
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"because Mom would actually die if we didn't."
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"Hello, Shelly."
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"Welcome to the Garden Villa in the Haven."
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"and I'm here to make everything smooth,"
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"fabulous, and easy for you and Mr. Rachlis."
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"Mr. Rachlis and I just broke up,"
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"so I won't be able to have this extravagant space"
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"all for myself because it's too much."
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"I'll have to change my room. Thank you."
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"No, there's no need to do that."
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"Being on a cruise is the perfect thing"
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"for a breakup, girl, okay?"
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"And this is the perfect suite to luxuriate."
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"I can book you a massage. We've got acupuncture."
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"Perhaps you'd like a little Mani-pedi,"
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"teeth whitening, a saline Jacuzzi."
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"Shel, let me ask you this."
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"When was the last time"
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"you took some "you" time?"
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"Is that the same as "me" time?"
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"Yeah."
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"I have a surprise for everyone."
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"There's something that I want to show you"
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"after dinner."
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"I think we were supposed to download this app at home, guys."
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"If we don't do this, we won't be able to keep in touch with each other."
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"- Doesn't work for me. - Forget it."
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"So? Where's Joshie?"
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"He's freestyling."
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"He's not feeling well?"
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"- He's freestyling. - No one said that, Mom."
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"He's doing what he wants."
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"Who had the singles in San Francisco?"
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"- Oh, no. - That wasn't San Francisco."
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"San Francisco's where I had strep."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"That's right. You got off the plane."
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"All the way from the airport"
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"straight to Aunt Bryna's for the Seder."
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"Oh, and that was the Pesach"
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