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Clips from Transparent - Oscillate (S02E02)

"I have the transvestite pass."
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"Magnus had the city issue them to all of us."
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"then you might not hate Berlin so much."
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"it would be great."
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"Did you hear about Sheila's sister?"
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"She had to give birth through her face."
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"So stay home tonight,"
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"Oh, my God, what did you do?"
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"No."
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"L'chai... Anyone?"
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"To sisters."
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"♪ ♪ [singer resumes]"
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"maggots eating my eyeballs."
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"Do you have a visa for Gittel?"
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"After that, you can be a fucking lobster."
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"Take me to this man."
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"Ma: What did you do to my boy?"
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"No, I don't believe in religion."
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"A sex religion?"
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"I believe in... science."
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"You're next to my museum."
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"What's that?"
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"Wipe that stuff off your face."
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"and we have to go."
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"This isn't Pilates."
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"Come on, come on, give it up!"
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"All the way up. All the way up."
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"Come on, rookie."
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"It's not about doing it the way you want."
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"Oh that's... that's how we're going to be, huh?"
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"[grunting]"
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"by far is that I keep writing 5775 on my checks."
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"It's about me and you."
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"This is not a burden for me."
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"and I'm not doing this."
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"We have a variety of opportunities."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Well, I butt in a lot."
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"Well, the Trevor Project."
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"We don't call it the graveyard shift"
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"I'm going to get you an application."
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"Hi."
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"I didn't know you did yoga."
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"Do you want me to find other housing?"
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"doesn't make you Mother Teresa."
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"Come in."
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"Would you come over here and smell this pepper?"
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"I think this stem has stem rot."
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"- Oh. - Does it smell moldy?"
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"Do you live here?"
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"Oh, yeah. My stove's broken."
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"Let me take you to your Uber, babe."
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"Bye."
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"You know, I kind of guess"
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"So it seems like the age gap"
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"just keeps getting bigger."
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"they keep getting younger?"
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"and they all stay 21."
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"- Oh, my God. - That's crazy."
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"Fuck, that's baller."
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"This is what we're going to do."
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"- Hi. Richard. - Hi, Joshua Pfefferman."
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"Yep. Pretty girls need a pretty van."
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"- No. - But that's really..."
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"38? Okay."
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"Really?"
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"That's physically not possible."
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"and if you don't, I'm going to walk away."
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"Owned and fucking poned."
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"All right, who's got a license?"
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"Isn't that Leslie woman there?"
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"Yeah, but that's exactly why I don't want to go by myself."
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"No. I can't. I can't."
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"I got the cable guy coming to install the bigger TV."
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"In case you didn't, the cable guy"
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"Looks like we're in Key West."
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"Is Josh coming?"
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"I thought Raquel was going to be my sister-in-law."
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"- It's awful. - It's tragic."
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"We all thought it was gonna work out differently."
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"Wow, a new grill."
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"He loves his meat."
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"so he has a drawer."
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"I don't know how to work this yet. Here."
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"I knew you'd like that."
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"I wonder if this is an aphrodisiac."
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"You know, there's always darkness before the..."
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"I know. It's okay, though."
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"and what a crappy, fucked-up world"
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"You're such a good mom."
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"That is a lot of meat."
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"Wow. "Buzzy meat.""
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"Yeah, yeah. It's from Sky Mall."
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"- But guess what. - What?"
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"talk about what color they should paint the facackteh speed bumps."
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"I'm taking your mother on a five-day Alaskan cruise."
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"- Ali: Yeah, I got to pee. - Where are you going?"
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"What is that person?"
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"she's fucking watering plants?"
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"It is so clean in here."
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"Puppy love, early days."
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"Where's my Kleenex cozy I made for her"
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"She threw away my needlepoint Kleenex cozy?"
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"Mom!"
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"This is so warm and wet."
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"Close the fucking door."
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"I gave it all to the Hadassah League."
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"Mama, my artwork was in those boxes."
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"What artwork?"
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"See?"
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"You didn't want to keep anything, Mom?"
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"None of the artwork I made for you as a kid?"
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"What about the painting of you holding that baby?"
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"Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, mm-mm."
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"Not really. My..."
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"- so we're just looking for it. - Oh."
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"Probably should have been a painter."
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"Josh: Look at this traffic."
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"Come on, motherfucker. Come on!"
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"- [honk] - Oh, my God."
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