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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Step Class (S01E01)

"Guess who's got another date"
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"with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss!"
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"- (Jacob wolf-whistles) Wow! - JANINE: Uh-oh!"
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"You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week."
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"What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day."
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"It's not called Thursday Night Fever."
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"I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself."
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"Little Pinot (British accent) little Peaky Blinders."
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"You all do know what sexy means, right?"
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"Oh, I know."
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"Look, Thursday is the sexiest day"
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"because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday."
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"You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done."
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"Sounds like regret."
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"That's sexy, right?"
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"(chuckles) Well, I don't know about sexy,"
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"but my favorite day of the week is Sunday."
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"The good Lord's day."
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"My favorite day is Tuesday."
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"- Fascinating. Why? - Because it's trash day."
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"- Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out. - AVA: What about you?"
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"Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day."
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"And what do you do on your cheat day?"
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"Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio."
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"Mondays are my absolute favorite day"
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"because that's when I get to come back here"
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"and see all you guys again."
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"(school bell rings)"
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"- BARBARA: Fail! Fail. - What?"
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"- That's a fail. Lord. - The worst day of the week."
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"(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)"
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"♪"
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"All right! All right, guys!"
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"5, 6, 7, 8!"
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"(laughter)"
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"No! No, no, no, guys!"
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"No TikTok dances!"
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"So I've been teaching step after school here for a few weeks now,"
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"and I loved step so much growing up."
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"It provided me structure,"
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"you know, that I didn't have at home."
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"The fact that I can now do that for these kids"
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"is just a real full-circle moment."
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"- Hey! - Oh."
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"I-I got -- I got a conflict."
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"You don't know what it is yet."
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"My class is putting on a step show next Friday."
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"We've made so much progress."
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"Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard."
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"Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne."
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"Yes, well, we are building something."
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"I love a good step show."
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"- It's so good for the kids. - Right?"
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"Who gave you permission to put this on my wall?"
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"- Is this Comic Sans? - (school bell rings)"
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"Wait a minute. A step class?"
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"Why am I just finding out about this?"
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"I've only been on vacation for a week."
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"Well, Ava, this has been going on for three weeks,"
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"and you signed off on it."
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"Oh, I sign anything that's put in front of me."
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"That's how I ended up cosigning my ex's car loan."
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"- (chuckles) - Thanks for your support."
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"It's been going great."
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"Well, it could be going better. Step was my thing in college!"
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"Certainly wasn't academics. I hate school."
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"I was my sorority's Step Master!"
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"We won the step show six years in a row."
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"Wait. Six years? That --"
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"- You know what? - Okay."
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"We should teach that step class together."
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"Together? Like, you and me?"
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"What else does "together" mean?"
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"You do know that this happens after school?"
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"And when the bell rings, all that's left of you"
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"is a lingering aroma of Shalimar."
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"Um, excuse me. It's Fenty."
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"And the bell signals the end of the day."
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"Okay. You know there's no extra money involved, right?"
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"Why y'all jumping me?!"
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"Can I not do something out of the goodness of my heart?"
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"Well, you know what?"
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"If you can commit, then I'd be more than happy"
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"to have another pair of feet around. (chuckles)"
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"Well, don't say it like that, but I'll be there."
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"And I would ask what I would bring,"
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"but I already know that I'm enough."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Okay, listen, this has got bad news written all over it."
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"She only looks after herself."
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"I've seen her push students out of the way during a fire drill."
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"- True. - I'm gonna choose"
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"to look at the glass half-full."
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"Okay. It's your glass."
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"Just make sure Ava doesn't spit in it."
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"Mm."
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"Step show. Step show happening next Friday."
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"JANINE: I get that Ava hasn't historically been"
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"the most reliable,"
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"but she seems really excited about this,"
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"and I think we're gonna make a great team."
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"Step's all about the fundamentals."
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"She's the "fun," and I'm the "mentals.""
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"That didn't sound right."
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"Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts?"
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"Best in the city. They bake it in an oven"
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"blessed by Pope John Paul II."
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"John Paul II wasn't the most progressive."
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"Blesses a good oven, though."
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"I'm just saying, wouldn't have blessed a gay oven."
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"Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to"
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"the burrata pizza at Pauly's. Mwah!"
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"Best pizza in Philly is from Federico's."
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"They put this mushroom extract in the sauce"
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"that just kind of relaxes you to high heaven."
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"Yeah, you're both wrong."
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"What makes Philly-style pizza?"
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"Uh, five things."
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"You got your crust, sauce, cheese,"
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"maybe some toppings, and the last thing --"
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