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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Step Class (S01E01)

TV Series 2021 Season 1, Episode 9 22 min ★ 8.2/10 (56,471 ratings) 547 clips
Comedy

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Guess who's got another date
"Guess who's got another date"
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with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss!
"with Vending Machine Guy next Thursday? Tsss!"
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- (Jacob wolf-whistles) Wow! - JANINE: Uh-oh!
"- (Jacob wolf-whistles) Wow! - JANINE: Uh-oh!"
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You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week.
"You know, Thursday is low-key the sexiest day of the week."
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What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day.
"What? Are you kidding me? Saturday's the sexiest day."
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It's not called Thursday Night Fever.
"It's not called Thursday Night Fever."
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I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself.
"I'm partial to Wine Down Wednesdays myself."
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Little Pinot (British accent) little Peaky Blinders.
"Little Pinot (British accent) little Peaky Blinders."
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You all do know what sexy means, right?
"You all do know what sexy means, right?"
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Oh, I know.
"Oh, I know."
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Look, Thursday is the sexiest day
"Look, Thursday is the sexiest day"
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because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday.
"because it's not as carefree as Friday and Saturday."
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You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done.
"You got to come back to work and deal with what you've done."
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Sounds like regret.
"Sounds like regret."
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That's sexy, right?
"That's sexy, right?"
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(chuckles) Well, I don't know about sexy,
"(chuckles) Well, I don't know about sexy,"
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but my favorite day of the week is Sunday.
"but my favorite day of the week is Sunday."
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The good Lord's day.
"The good Lord's day."
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My favorite day is Tuesday.
"My favorite day is Tuesday."
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- Fascinating. Why? - Because it's trash day.
"- Fascinating. Why? - Because it's trash day."
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- Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out. - AVA: What about you?
"- Yeah, mm-hmm. That checks out. - AVA: What about you?"
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Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day.
"Oh, I like Fridays. It's my cheat day."
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And what do you do on your cheat day?
"And what do you do on your cheat day?"
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Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio.
"Oh, I work out. I just don't do cardio."
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Mondays are my absolute favorite day
"Mondays are my absolute favorite day"
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because that's when I get to come back here
"because that's when I get to come back here"
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and see all you guys again.
"and see all you guys again."
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(school bell rings)
"(school bell rings)"
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- BARBARA: Fail! Fail. - What?
"- BARBARA: Fail! Fail. - What?"
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- That's a fail. Lord. - The worst day of the week.
"- That's a fail. Lord. - The worst day of the week."
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(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)
"(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)"
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♪
"♪"
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All right! All right, guys!
"All right! All right, guys!"
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5, 6, 7, 8!
"5, 6, 7, 8!"
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(laughter)
"(laughter)"
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No! No, no, no, guys!
"No! No, no, no, guys!"
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No TikTok dances!
"No TikTok dances!"
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So I've been teaching step after school here for a few weeks now,
"So I've been teaching step after school here for a few weeks now,"
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and I loved step so much growing up.
"and I loved step so much growing up."
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It provided me structure,
"It provided me structure,"
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you know, that I didn't have at home.
"you know, that I didn't have at home."
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The fact that I can now do that for these kids
"The fact that I can now do that for these kids"
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is just a real full-circle moment.
"is just a real full-circle moment."
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- Hey! - Oh.
"- Hey! - Oh."
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I-I got -- I got a conflict.
"I-I got -- I got a conflict."
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You don't know what it is yet.
"You don't know what it is yet."
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My class is putting on a step show next Friday.
"My class is putting on a step show next Friday."
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We've made so much progress.
"We've made so much progress."
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Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard.
"Oh, we hear you in there, stomping the yard."
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Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne.
"Yeah, you sound like a regular Major Payne."
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Yes, well, we are building something.
"Yes, well, we are building something."
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I love a good step show.
"I love a good step show."
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- It's so good for the kids. - Right?
"- It's so good for the kids. - Right?"
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Who gave you permission to put this on my wall?
"Who gave you permission to put this on my wall?"
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- Is this Comic Sans? - (school bell rings)
"- Is this Comic Sans? - (school bell rings)"
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Wait a minute. A step class?
"Wait a minute. A step class?"
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Why am I just finding out about this?
"Why am I just finding out about this?"
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I've only been on vacation for a week.
"I've only been on vacation for a week."
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Well, Ava, this has been going on for three weeks,
"Well, Ava, this has been going on for three weeks,"
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and you signed off on it.
"and you signed off on it."
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Oh, I sign anything that's put in front of me.
"Oh, I sign anything that's put in front of me."
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That's how I ended up cosigning my ex's car loan.
"That's how I ended up cosigning my ex's car loan."
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- (chuckles) - Thanks for your support.
"- (chuckles) - Thanks for your support."
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It's been going great.
"It's been going great."
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Well, it could be going better. Step was my thing in college!
"Well, it could be going better. Step was my thing in college!"
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Certainly wasn't academics. I hate school.
"Certainly wasn't academics. I hate school."
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I was my sorority's Step Master!
"I was my sorority's Step Master!"
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We won the step show six years in a row.
"We won the step show six years in a row."
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Wait. Six years? That --
"Wait. Six years? That --"
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- You know what? - Okay.
"- You know what? - Okay."
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We should teach that step class together.
"We should teach that step class together."
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Together? Like, you and me?
"Together? Like, you and me?"
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What else does "together" mean?
"What else does "together" mean?"
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You do know that this happens after school?
"You do know that this happens after school?"
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And when the bell rings, all that's left of you
"And when the bell rings, all that's left of you"
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is a lingering aroma of Shalimar.
"is a lingering aroma of Shalimar."
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Um, excuse me. It's Fenty.
"Um, excuse me. It's Fenty."
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And the bell signals the end of the day.
"And the bell signals the end of the day."
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Okay. You know there's no extra money involved, right?
"Okay. You know there's no extra money involved, right?"
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Why y'all jumping me?!
"Why y'all jumping me?!"
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Can I not do something out of the goodness of my heart?
"Can I not do something out of the goodness of my heart?"
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Well, you know what?
"Well, you know what?"
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If you can commit, then I'd be more than happy
"If you can commit, then I'd be more than happy"
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to have another pair of feet around. (chuckles)
"to have another pair of feet around. (chuckles)"
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Well, don't say it like that, but I'll be there.
"Well, don't say it like that, but I'll be there."
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And I would ask what I would bring,
"And I would ask what I would bring,"
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but I already know that I'm enough.
"but I already know that I'm enough."
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(chuckles)
"(chuckles)"
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Okay, listen, this has got bad news written all over it.
"Okay, listen, this has got bad news written all over it."
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She only looks after herself.
"She only looks after herself."
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I've seen her push students out of the way during a fire drill.
"I've seen her push students out of the way during a fire drill."
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- True. - I'm gonna choose
"- True. - I'm gonna choose"
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to look at the glass half-full.
"to look at the glass half-full."
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Okay. It's your glass.
"Okay. It's your glass."
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Just make sure Ava doesn't spit in it.
"Just make sure Ava doesn't spit in it."
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Mm.
"Mm."
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Step show. Step show happening next Friday.
"Step show. Step show happening next Friday."
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JANINE: I get that Ava hasn't historically been
"JANINE: I get that Ava hasn't historically been"
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the most reliable,
"the most reliable,"
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but she seems really excited about this,
"but she seems really excited about this,"
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and I think we're gonna make a great team.
"and I think we're gonna make a great team."
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Step's all about the fundamentals.
"Step's all about the fundamentals."
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She's the "fun," and I'm the "mentals."
"She's the "fun," and I'm the "mentals.""
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That didn't sound right.
"That didn't sound right."
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Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts?
"Oh, my God. Is that pizza from Dough Nuts?"
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Best in the city. They bake it in an oven
"Best in the city. They bake it in an oven"
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blessed by Pope John Paul II.
"blessed by Pope John Paul II."
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John Paul II wasn't the most progressive.
"John Paul II wasn't the most progressive."
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Blesses a good oven, though.
"Blesses a good oven, though."
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I'm just saying, wouldn't have blessed a gay oven.
"I'm just saying, wouldn't have blessed a gay oven."
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Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to
"Well, I think it's a fine pizza, but it is nothing compared to"
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the burrata pizza at Pauly's. Mwah!
"the burrata pizza at Pauly's. Mwah!"
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Best pizza in Philly is from Federico's.
"Best pizza in Philly is from Federico's."
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They put this mushroom extract in the sauce
"They put this mushroom extract in the sauce"
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that just kind of relaxes you to high heaven.
"that just kind of relaxes you to high heaven."
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Yeah, you're both wrong.
"Yeah, you're both wrong."
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What makes Philly-style pizza?
"What makes Philly-style pizza?"
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Uh, five things.
"Uh, five things."
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You got your crust, sauce, cheese,
"You got your crust, sauce, cheese,"
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maybe some toppings, and the last thing --
"maybe some toppings, and the last thing --"
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