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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Desking (S01E01)

"- Ooh, pretty. - Oh, thanks."
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"One of my students gave me this for some reason and --"
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"Hey, that's a nice sweater."
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"Oh. Thank you, Myles."
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"Uh, wow. A compliment,"
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"and it wasn't a set up for a punchline. (chuckles)"
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"I know. I was waiting for, "Nice sweater."
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"Didn't know Bert and Ernie had a yard sale.""
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"But the kids have actually been really cool lately."
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"And, like, excited to learn?"
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"Yeah. No, same. No misbehaving. The grades are up."
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"And I'm getting flowers, apparently."
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"- Like, are we awake? (laughs) - You know what?"
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"I think we have finally earned their enthusiasm and respect."
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"(scoffs) Well, enthusiasm I hoped for, but respect?"
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"One can only dream."
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"Hey, Vick, what's Gucci?"
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"- Ayy! - And great job on your quiz."
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"Somebody's been putting in the work."
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"Anything for you, Mr. C!"
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"That was so cute."
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"Wait. Who is Mr. C?"
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"I don't know, but I'm not gonna push it."
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"I don't want to ruin what we have by, like,"
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"asking a lot of questions, right?"
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"AVA: Oh, there you are, Jacob."
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"My auntie's dog needs her sweater back."
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"(laughs)"
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"Got 'eem."
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"(Maker's "Hold'em" playing)"
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"♪"
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"Great job, guys!"
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"All A's and B's!"
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"We're all superstars in this class."
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"- (school bell rings) - Oh. All right, guys."
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"Quietly and safely. Quietly and safely."
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"It's been a long year with lots of ups and downs,"
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"but it was all worth it to get here."
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"Looks like someone finally has this teaching thing figured out."
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"Okay."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Looks like someone forgot where the floor was."
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"(chuckles) Let me get some paper towel and clean that up."
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"Wait. What..."
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"What the...?"
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"Who did this?"
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"And I told my neighbor, I said,"
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""If you call 311 on a native tree,"
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"they are gonna rip it out"
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"without so much as even consulting an arborist.""
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"And the hilarious thing about all this --"
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"Nope."
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"The hilarious things is, the number for 311 isn't even 311 --"
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"Jacob, please. Stop."
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"I'm sorry. It's not you."
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"Not me."
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""Jacob, stop" could have meant, like, any Jacob."
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"It's just, I had the whole, um, principal job"
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"as my only goal for awhile,"
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"and finding out that that's not happening anytime soon"
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"has got me thinking about a lot."
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"No. I get it."
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"Yeah, not in the mood for a story."
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"Got it."
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"Hey. You guys want to hear something weird?"
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"Janine, read the room."
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"We are not in the mood for that."
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"Okay, well, then I won't tell you"
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"I found shoe prints on my desks."
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"Wait, no."
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"You found shoe prints on your desks?"
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"Yeah. That's weird, right?"
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"- Yeah. - Wait, hold up."
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"I found some shoe prints on my desks, too."
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"I paid it dust."
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"It's not the weirdest thing I've found on my desks."
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"Yeah. I found some, too."
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"I thought I was going crazy."
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"Wait, so other people have found shoe prints"
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"- in their classrooms? - Yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Well, nothing's going on in my classroom."
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"My desks are as clean as a whistle."
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"So, wait, if this is happening to everybody"
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"except Barbara, then what's going on?"
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"- It's weird. - I mean, no idea."
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"I know what's going on, and it's bad."
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"In fact, I've been praying that it wouldn't breach our walls."
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"- Ghosts. - It's called desking."
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"It's a new online challenge"
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"where kids jump from desktop to desktop."
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"Heard about it last week through the custodial network."
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"Mm."
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"(children shouting)"
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"These videos are everywhere."
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"Mr. Ronson over at West Adams Elementary"
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"said he's been cleaning desks for weeks."
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"- Ohh. - Oh, geez."
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"STUDENT: Go! Go! Go! You got this!"
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"Oh, my God! There's hundreds of these!"
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"This is horrible!"
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"This can't be what's happening here, though, right?"
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"I mean, our kids respect us too much."
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"(laughs)"
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"Someone could really get hurt here."
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"I've already been hurt."
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"I know about every Internet trend."
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"How did I not find out about this?"
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"(sighs) We need to get to the bottom of this."
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"You know what? I bet you I can get a shoe print."
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"Did you clean your desks off yet?"
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"- No. - Nasty."
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"Okay, does anybody know shoes?"
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"My boyfriend, Zach, is a total sneaker-head."
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"He -- He loves shoes more than anything."
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"Well, except ya boy. (chuckles)"
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"That's me. I'm "ya boy.""
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"Okay. It doesn't look like anything I can find online."
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"When's your shoe guy get here?"
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"Uh, he is on his way."
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