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Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 4 2 min 250 clips
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MUSIC: Needn't Speak by Rudimental ft Lianne La Havas
"MUSIC: Needn't Speak by Rudimental ft Lianne La Havas"
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You made me cry.
"You made me cry."
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Yeah, I hope you're proud. I was at a coffee stand, actually.
"Yeah, I hope you're proud. I was at a coffee stand, actually."
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MUSIC CONTINUES
"MUSIC CONTINUES"
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When you're all, like, low down with those spooky chords.
"When you're all, like, low down with those spooky chords."
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Wouldn't even let me pay for my shot.
"Wouldn't even let me pay for my shot."
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MUSIC FADES IN
"MUSIC FADES IN"
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Oh, I owe you a coffee.
"Oh, I owe you a coffee."
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OK, I'll see you tomorrow. OK, bye, babe.
"OK, I'll see you tomorrow. OK, bye, babe."
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MUSIC STOPS
"MUSIC STOPS"
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Got everything?
"Got everything?"
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Need your pipe or your periscope for anything?
"Need your pipe or your periscope for anything?"
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You've hidden the good chocolate chip cookies. That's bullshit, man.
"You've hidden the good chocolate chip cookies. That's bullshit, man."
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I haven't! You've eaten them all!
"I haven't! You've eaten them all!"
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Keep talking to me like that,
"Keep talking to me like that,"
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if you want to wake up with a nose full of crisps.
"if you want to wake up with a nose full of crisps."
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Have you got everything you need?
"Have you got everything you need?"
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What, here? With a tramp who steals my clothes, empties my fridge
"What, here? With a tramp who steals my clothes, empties my fridge"
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and crawls all over my personal possessions?
"and crawls all over my personal possessions?"
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Absolute bliss. What even is this?
"Absolute bliss. What even is this?"
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TV: The whole cab...
"TV: The whole cab..."
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Neo-Nazi Ice Trucker Wife Swap or something.
"Neo-Nazi Ice Trucker Wife Swap or something."
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Everybody's very light on teeth.
"Everybody's very light on teeth."
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I love "my fridge", by the way. That's brilliant.
"I love "my fridge", by the way. That's brilliant."
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Well, technically, I did buy it...with my money from my job.
"Well, technically, I did buy it...with my money from my job."
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Oh, God!
"Oh, God!"
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These dickheads have more fun than us and they eat frozen squirrel.
"These dickheads have more fun than us and they eat frozen squirrel."
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What do you expect? It's a Tuesday.
"What do you expect? It's a Tuesday."
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We can't be out busting moves every night of the week
"We can't be out busting moves every night of the week"
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at Club Woohoo, peaches.
"at Club Woohoo, peaches."
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Peaches? Club Woohoo?
"Peaches? Club Woohoo?"
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Listen, Scarface, what's for dinner?
"Listen, Scarface, what's for dinner?"
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Consult thy fridge.
"Consult thy fridge."
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If I'm at work all day,
"If I'm at work all day,"
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I want a proper meal,
"I want a proper meal,"
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like people, you know?
"like people, you know?"
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Not freestyle fridge surfing.
"Not freestyle fridge surfing."
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It's not living. Says who?
"It's not living. Says who?"
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Says the whole world, that's who.
"Says the whole world, that's who."
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You know that Hayden quiz thing that we did?
"You know that Hayden quiz thing that we did?"
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Mm. I still have the welts. Yeah, well, it came back
"Mm. I still have the welts. Yeah, well, it came back"
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saying that you were full of latent narcissism.
"saying that you were full of latent narcissism."
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What do you think about that? Latent, yeah?
"What do you think about that? Latent, yeah?"
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That's the good stuff. You want some?
"That's the good stuff. You want some?"
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What are you...?
"What are you...?"
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CHUCKLING: You're looking at me like I'm a crime scene.
"CHUCKLING: You're looking at me like I'm a crime scene."
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SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY
"SHE LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY"
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You're off the hook, by the way,
"You're off the hook, by the way,"
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for Joy's dinner party tomorrow night.
"for Joy's dinner party tomorrow night."
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Maya said she'd come, help me. It's fine.
"Maya said she'd come, help me. It's fine."
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Well, I can go to support you.
"Well, I can go to support you."
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I'm sure you're much happier here, by the jelly tots.
"I'm sure you're much happier here, by the jelly tots."
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Stressful and everything, isn't it, looking for work? Er...
"Stressful and everything, isn't it, looking for work? Er..."
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You don't want to get on down with a no-job loser.
"You don't want to get on down with a no-job loser."
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I don't want to listen to you complaining.
"I don't want to listen to you complaining."
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I'm sure Maya's got you covered. How's she doing?
"I'm sure Maya's got you covered. How's she doing?"
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Fine. How many job offers you got?
"Fine. How many job offers you got?"
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Charming everyone to death, are you? Yeah, I'm looking good.
"Charming everyone to death, are you? Yeah, I'm looking good."
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Got a nice swish interview raincoat, now, you know,
"Got a nice swish interview raincoat, now, you know,"
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I look like I know shit.
"I look like I know shit."
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So I got that in the bag.
"So I got that in the bag."
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PHONE RINGS
"PHONE RINGS"
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Oh, God, who's...?
"Oh, God, who's...?"
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Oh, it's Joy. I've got to get this.
"Oh, it's Joy. I've got to get this."
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Hey. Hi. Yeah, let go of the ceiling.
"Hey. Hi. Yeah, let go of the ceiling."
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Love buffet getting cold.
"Love buffet getting cold."
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Yeah. Look... Yeah, it's dinner at your place.
"Yeah. Look... Yeah, it's dinner at your place."
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Just get caterers, you rich cow!
"Just get caterers, you rich cow!"
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Hey, come on! I have these.
"Hey, come on! I have these."
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Yeah, you're welcome.
"Yeah, you're welcome."
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Um, so tomorrow, I'm not going to be around that much, if...
"Um, so tomorrow, I'm not going to be around that much, if..."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Oh, have another.
"Oh, have another."
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Oh, God!
"Oh, God!"
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You don't trust me.
"You don't trust me."
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We run. We flee from our potential as if we'd rather die
"We run. We flee from our potential as if we'd rather die"
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than find out who we really are.
"than find out who we really are."
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You know we're all going to die.
"You know we're all going to die."
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Maybe you'll allow yourself to live.
"Maybe you'll allow yourself to live."
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Maybe today.
"Maybe today."
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You Daniel? Yep.
"You Daniel? Yep."
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So then after this one, I did Burgertinis,
"So then after this one, I did Burgertinis,"
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which was a fairly big campaign
"which was a fairly big campaign"
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for these kind of pizza-burger hybrid things.
"for these kind of pizza-burger hybrid things."
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And that went, you know, pretty well.
"And that went, you know, pretty well."
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And I came up with the name and...
"And I came up with the name and..."
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..you know, it did well. There was a...
"..you know, it did well. There was a..."
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..big spike in obesity.
"..big spike in obesity."
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What?
"What?"
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It doesn't matter.
"It doesn't matter."
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What I need to know is, what can you actually do
"What I need to know is, what can you actually do"
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apart from doodling? I just brought... This is what I have.
"apart from doodling? I just brought... This is what I have."
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I mean, I don't have anything else because people-people have...
"I mean, I don't have anything else because people-people have..."
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That's... You know, when you make something, you make it.
"That's... You know, when you make something, you make it."
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And that's what you have and there isn't anything else.
"And that's what you have and there isn't anything else."
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I'm trying to stay positive. Mm-hm.
"I'm trying to stay positive. Mm-hm."
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Dan, I'm trying to stay positive.
"Dan, I'm trying to stay positive."
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But to me, this feels like...
"But to me, this feels like..."
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It was amazing.
"It was amazing."
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He looked at the card and then right into me like I was a mirror
"He looked at the card and then right into me like I was a mirror"
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or Death or something,
"or Death or something,"
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as I took all his money.
"as I took all his money."
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I thought, it's the second best thing that's ever happened to me.
"I thought, it's the second best thing that's ever happened to me."
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There you go.
"There you go."
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Two grand.
"Two grand."
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DAN CACKLES So fantastic.
"DAN CACKLES So fantastic."
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Thank you. Listen, um, the other thing...
"Thank you. Listen, um, the other thing..."
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Do you think you might have something to take the edge off...?
"Do you think you might have something to take the edge off...?"
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Hey, remember this?
"Hey, remember this?"
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The Yes Babes.
"The Yes Babes."
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Know why I came up with that name? Why, Pete?
"Know why I came up with that name? Why, Pete?"
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Cos I'm a fucking visionary.
"Cos I'm a fucking visionary."
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We were so great.
"We were so great."
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Your brother Declan said that our thing in that crappy pub
"Your brother Declan said that our thing in that crappy pub"
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was one of the best gigs he ever saw.
"was one of the best gigs he ever saw."
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Declan enjoyed how small it was.
"Declan enjoyed how small it was."
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You copped off with Sally-Ann Bonaparte
"You copped off with Sally-Ann Bonaparte"
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cos you're a prick.
"cos you're a prick."
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Mad about her, or was it...?
"Mad about her, or was it...?"
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She said she liked my eyeliner.
"She said she liked my eyeliner."
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