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Clips from Stuck - Episode #1.2 (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 2 2 min 280 clips
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This programme contains very strong language
"This programme contains very strong language"
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Oh, God. I am trebly tired.
"Oh, God. I am trebly tired."
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I think I'm actually dead.
"I think I'm actually dead."
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Are you talking? Cos I haven't realised.
"Are you talking? Cos I haven't realised."
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I keep meaning to meditate but...
"I keep meaning to meditate but..."
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Ow. Get your knee out me crypt. Sorry.
"Ow. Get your knee out me crypt. Sorry."
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Going to be one crazy-hot corpse, girlfriend.
"Going to be one crazy-hot corpse, girlfriend."
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Yeah, well, you can cop a feel when I'm dead.
"Yeah, well, you can cop a feel when I'm dead."
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Not now, obvs. Obvs.
"Not now, obvs. Obvs."
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I'll wait till after the funeral.
"I'll wait till after the funeral."
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Take off.
"Take off."
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Paris, Rome, New York.
"Paris, Rome, New York."
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Whatever vibe you stiffen into.
"Whatever vibe you stiffen into."
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Paint the town bluish green.
"Paint the town bluish green."
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Be great.
"Be great."
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You're not actually asleep, are you?
"You're not actually asleep, are you?"
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Perfect time to tell you I got fired.
"Perfect time to tell you I got fired."
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I thought you were joking.
"I thought you were joking."
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Yeah. No, I wasn't.
"Yeah. No, I wasn't."
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Dan, you don't have a job.
"Dan, you don't have a job."
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Don't worry.
"Don't worry."
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You'll take care of us.
"You'll take care of us."
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You're amazing.
"You're amazing."
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Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
"Hey, can I ask you a personal question?"
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What?
"What?"
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Do you have any money?
"Do you have any money?"
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Why didn't you tell me straight away?
"Why didn't you tell me straight away?"
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Lying's more manly.
"Lying's more manly."
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Plus the weekend. You could be looking for ages.
"Plus the weekend. You could be looking for ages."
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I should go freelance again.
"I should go freelance again."
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I'll get three jobs by teatime.
"I'll get three jobs by teatime."
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Yeah, but what if you don't?
"Yeah, but what if you don't?"
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What if I lose my job and we both have to go on the game?
"What if I lose my job and we both have to go on the game?"
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What about that?
"What about that?"
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You'll make a lot more money.
"You'll make a lot more money."
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My Johns will be fairly niche.
"My Johns will be fairly niche."
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Suppose I'd better take you out for lunch, then, you loser.
"Suppose I'd better take you out for lunch, then, you loser."
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Oh, my God. What?
"Oh, my God. What?"
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I just realised. What? What?
"I just realised. What? What?"
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I'm holding something that was alive in the '70s.
"I'm holding something that was alive in the '70s."
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Oh... Were there dragons everywhere?
"Oh... Were there dragons everywhere?"
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Yeah. It was tricky putting out the bins.
"Yeah. It was tricky putting out the bins."
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So old.
"So old."
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Bet you've got a blue plaque over your wanger and everything.
"Bet you've got a blue plaque over your wanger and everything."
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Let me see. I don't have...
"Let me see. I don't have..."
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Get off! Get off! Get off.
"Get off! Get off! Get off."
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No fun.
"No fun."
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I've got to go. It's a dogfight out there.
"I've got to go. It's a dogfight out there."
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I shouted, he shouted.
"I shouted, he shouted."
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Then he went to the hut.
"Then he went to the hut."
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I'm not going to see him till Monday. Arsehole!
"I'm not going to see him till Monday. Arsehole!"
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Anyway, I'm not talking about him. Yeah?
"Anyway, I'm not talking about him. Yeah?"
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And I'm supporting you by not talking about Dan,
"And I'm supporting you by not talking about Dan,"
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who's an arse for not asking for his brother's help with...
"who's an arse for not asking for his brother's help with..."
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Why don't you...? No, don't give me advice!
"Why don't you...? No, don't give me advice!"
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Sorry! Sorry.
"Sorry! Sorry."
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Kurt gives me advice.
"Kurt gives me advice."
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I just want to be left alone!
"I just want to be left alone!"
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To be disgusting and die in my... my own ooze and...just...
"To be disgusting and die in my... my own ooze and...just..."
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You know, everyone goes around feeling disgusting.
"You know, everyone goes around feeling disgusting."
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It's all part of being a normal, healthy piece of shit.
"It's all part of being a normal, healthy piece of shit."
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No, I am disgusting.
"No, I am disgusting."
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I just want a van of Black Forest gateau to rear-end my face.
"I just want a van of Black Forest gateau to rear-end my face."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Can we do that, um...
"Can we do that, um..."
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..the breathing thing?
"..the breathing thing?"
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Because I haven't exhaled in, like, six weeks.
"Because I haven't exhaled in, like, six weeks."
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In fact, I remember the date.
"In fact, I remember the date."
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Tomorrow, maybe, but I've got to go.
"Tomorrow, maybe, but I've got to go."
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I've got to go downtown, but I can... Oh, my God...
"I've got to go downtown, but I can... Oh, my God..."
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SHE SOBS
"SHE SOBS"
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All right, I can do it. I can do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
"All right, I can do it. I can do it. I'll do it. I'll do it."
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No... OK. Sorry.
"No... OK. Sorry."
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Oh, come here.
"Oh, come here."
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SHE SOBS
"SHE SOBS"
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It's all right. I...
"It's all right. I..."
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OK.
"OK."
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My granny would say, "Just take deep breaths.
"My granny would say, "Just take deep breaths."
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"Just pretend you're swimming." That's... Aww. Sorry.
""Just pretend you're swimming." That's... Aww. Sorry."
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If my granny were here, she'd say, "Fuck him.
"If my granny were here, she'd say, "Fuck him."
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"I hope his hut explodes."
""I hope his hut explodes.""
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Aww.
"Aww."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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The power of man.
"The power of man."
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Power of nature.
"Power of nature."
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Perhaps when you finish punching yourself in the face,
"Perhaps when you finish punching yourself in the face,"
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you open the fist of your mind.
"you open the fist of your mind."
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PHONE RINGS
"PHONE RINGS"
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Hey. Where are you? I've been waiting for ages.
"Hey. Where are you? I've been waiting for ages."
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Hey. Oh, there you are.
"Hey. Oh, there you are."
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So Joy was like, "You're doing it. You'll finally teach me
"So Joy was like, "You're doing it. You'll finally teach me"
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"how to breathe properly."
""how to breathe properly.""
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And then she gave me all this stuff she's throwing out
"And then she gave me all this stuff she's throwing out"
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before the dinner party.
"before the dinner party."
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Gave me the rest of the day off!
"Gave me the rest of the day off!"
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Ha-ha! Look.
"Ha-ha! Look."
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These are batshit. I'm never taking them off.
"These are batshit. I'm never taking them off."
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Teaching, huh? You called me a wanker about 50 times
"Teaching, huh? You called me a wanker about 50 times"
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showing me how the oven worked.
"showing me how the oven worked."
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Breath work's easy when you get the hang of it.
"Breath work's easy when you get the hang of it."
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Anyone can do it. Even you, you wanker.
"Anyone can do it. Even you, you wanker."
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Hey? Mm.
"Hey? Mm."
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Do you love me?
"Do you love me?"
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Uncontrollably.
"Uncontrollably."
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In great, rollicking spasms.
"In great, rollicking spasms."
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Like the sea.
"Like the sea."
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Or pigs waking up.
"Or pigs waking up."
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Get chips then. No chips.
"Get chips then. No chips."
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Spinach, fascism, triumph.
"Spinach, fascism, triumph."
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Just get me some chips, you useless skank.
"Just get me some chips, you useless skank."
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What about these? For curtains.
"What about these? For curtains."
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Oh, don't you just want to live in them?
"Oh, don't you just want to live in them?"
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I think we'll have to try them all, obviously.
"I think we'll have to try them all, obviously."
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Obviously.
"Obviously."
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Everything in here kills you.
"Everything in here kills you."
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They deep-fry the forks.
"They deep-fry the forks."
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There's one type of salad.
"There's one type of salad."
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Aren't these the most "ooh" things you've ever seen?
"Aren't these the most "ooh" things you've ever seen?"
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