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Clips from Stuck - Episode #1.1 (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 1 2 min 294 clips
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This programme contains strong language
"This programme contains strong language"
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Would you describe your... I'll fix it. I will.
"Would you describe your... I'll fix it. I will."
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Yeah, and I'll burst into flames.
"Yeah, and I'll burst into flames."
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Would you describe your relationship as stable, exciting...
"Would you describe your relationship as stable, exciting..."
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Agony. These quizzes are for chumps who don't know
"Agony. These quizzes are for chumps who don't know"
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they're chumps doing quizzes.
"they're chumps doing quizzes."
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We got this.
"We got this."
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"The Hayden Quiz." That thing is straight off your desk, isn't it?
""The Hayden Quiz." That thing is straight off your desk, isn't it?"
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Yeah, but it's spooky accurate about who you are.
"Yeah, but it's spooky accurate about who you are."
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These Californians we're working with,
"These Californians we're working with,"
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it's like really clever shit.
"it's like really clever shit."
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Come on. Who are we?
"Come on. Who are we?"
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What do we want? Why do we never have any fun?
"What do we want? Why do we never have any fun?"
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These questions are weird. Who's more trusting?
"These questions are weird. Who's more trusting?"
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That's you, cos you know nothing about the real world.
"That's you, cos you know nothing about the real world."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
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Who's more realistic?
"Who's more realistic?"
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Well, that's me. I win that point.
"Well, that's me. I win that point."
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No-one wins.
"No-one wins."
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Why so competitive?
"Why so competitive?"
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Right on.
"Right on."
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Genes, family, some other losers.
"Genes, family, some other losers."
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And realistic, without me, you'd be in jail.
"And realistic, without me, you'd be in jail."
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I am in jail.
"I am in jail."
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I mean, I'm not blaming you, Dan,
"I mean, I'm not blaming you, Dan,"
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but you did make us buy this flat, now it's worth half of fuck all.
"but you did make us buy this flat, now it's worth half of fuck all."
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Why don't you ask your brother for a loan?
"Why don't you ask your brother for a loan?"
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At least you don't blame me.
"At least you don't blame me."
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Hey, look, we're doing it.
"Hey, look, we're doing it."
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The plan is the plan.
"The plan is the plan."
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The plan, that's the beauty of the plan.
"The plan, that's the beauty of the plan."
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We're going to get out of here. We're going to get our own place.
"We're going to get out of here. We're going to get our own place."
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We're going to have a family. We're on track.
"We're going to have a family. We're on track."
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So you wouldn't ask him?
"So you wouldn't ask him?"
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I'm not asking Declan for anything.
"I'm not asking Declan for anything."
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But he'd help, though, wouldn't he?
"But he'd help, though, wouldn't he?"
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Yeah, he's my brother.
"Yeah, he's my brother."
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But you're not going to ask?
"But you're not going to ask?"
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No. He's my brother.
"No. He's my brother."
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Yeah, of course. I only know the world is real because
"Yeah, of course. I only know the world is real because"
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you still haven't fixed my bedside cabinet.
"you still haven't fixed my bedside cabinet."
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I will do it.
"I will do it."
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Oh, here's a big one.
"Oh, here's a big one."
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Dog or cat?
"Dog or cat?"
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We both know if either of us ever wanted a cat,
"We both know if either of us ever wanted a cat,"
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it would all be over.
"it would all be over."
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I know even in a fur coat and everything.
"I know even in a fur coat and everything."
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But the way they look at you,
"But the way they look at you,"
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it's like they know something.
"it's like they know something."
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They know you have a can opener.
"They know you have a can opener."
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SHE SIGHS AND MUSIC PLAYS
"SHE SIGHS AND MUSIC PLAYS"
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Like a proper nightmare.
"Like a proper nightmare."
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Thunderstorms, snarling tigers.
"Thunderstorms, snarling tigers."
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After folding your wings, you became a huge shock,
"After folding your wings, you became a huge shock,"
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obviously, a dictator with two moustaches.
"obviously, a dictator with two moustaches."
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There's no room.
"There's no room."
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Look, it was under your penis.
"Look, it was under your penis."
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You're a winged dictator with a dick-tache.
"You're a winged dictator with a dick-tache."
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You want to meet later at that nice coffee joint?
"You want to meet later at that nice coffee joint?"
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I can't. Crazy busy.
"I can't. Crazy busy."
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We're through the roof.
"We're through the roof."
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So much anxiety.
"So much anxiety."
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Everyone's fucking losing it.
"Everyone's fucking losing it."
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People come in now saying, "Fuck, I can't feel my head."
"People come in now saying, "Fuck, I can't feel my head.""
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It's great for business.
"It's great for business."
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Mm, and I've got to finish that quiz later.
"Mm, and I've got to finish that quiz later."
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It'll give me something to laugh about when Joy and Kurt get here.
"It'll give me something to laugh about when Joy and Kurt get here."
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You didn't invite Joy and Kurt round this weekend.
"You didn't invite Joy and Kurt round this weekend."
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You didn't do that! You didn't!
"You didn't do that! You didn't!"
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They're just dropping in for a bit.
"They're just dropping in for a bit."
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Oh, no.
"Oh, no."
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Spiritual growth, and energy eggs, and chakras and...
"Spiritual growth, and energy eggs, and chakras and..."
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Oh... Yes, we know your views.
"Oh... Yes, we know your views."
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Thank you for re-re-resharing.
"Thank you for re-re-resharing."
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It's just a really quick kind of casual chat.
"It's just a really quick kind of casual chat."
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You can't have a casual chat with Kurt.
"You can't have a casual chat with Kurt."
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The man is a bonfire.
"The man is a bonfire."
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He helps a lot of people!
"He helps a lot of people!"
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What, shit themselves?
"What, shit themselves?"
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Fix their lives!
"Fix their lives!"
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Look, he's got five million followers now.
"Look, he's got five million followers now."
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Five million?!
"Five million?!"
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What? Yeah.
"What? Yeah."
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Jesus. Joy is always accidentally bending his spoons.
"Jesus. Joy is always accidentally bending his spoons."
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He is a spoon, lodged in a rub of merde.
"He is a spoon, lodged in a rub of merde."
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My lipstick. Oh, but you do it!
"My lipstick. Oh, but you do it!"
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Go on, you just come over and sit on me?
"Go on, you just come over and sit on me?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I just waxed my moustache.
"I just waxed my moustache."
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Did you get some toast?
"Did you get some toast?"
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Mm, a little bit.
"Mm, a little bit."
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See you later, knobber.
"See you later, knobber."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here.
"Hot dogs. Get your hot dogs here."
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Ooh! Sorry. Stupid suit.
"Ooh! Sorry. Stupid suit."
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Have a good one.
"Have a good one."
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You're serious?
"You're serious?"
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Fight that fight.
"Fight that fight."
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I'm a sausage!
"I'm a sausage!"
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Hey, Mickey.
"Hey, Mickey."
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Got a great hook for that burger song.
"Got a great hook for that burger song."
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It's killer.
"It's killer."
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# I'll be chicken
"# I'll be chicken"
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# I ain't fooling
"# I ain't fooling"
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# I'll be chicken you'll be drooling. #
"# I'll be chicken you'll be drooling. #"
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And then it goes into this chorus thing, which is...
"And then it goes into this chorus thing, which is..."
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What is this shit?
"What is this shit?"
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They just told me it's already printed.
"They just told me it's already printed."
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You didn't even run it by me, Dan.
"You didn't even run it by me, Dan."
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Why does the chicken have nipples?
"Why does the chicken have nipples?"
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Hey?
"Hey?"
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And neck tattoos.
"And neck tattoos."
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"Be drooling"? Really?
""Be drooling"? Really?"
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You said you wanted something zippy. Yeah, I wanted something zippy.
"You said you wanted something zippy. Yeah, I wanted something zippy."
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This is...
"This is..."
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..ba-fucked!
"..ba-fucked!"
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I don't have the time now to redo all this.
"I don't have the time now to redo all this."
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All right, all right. Time. Time.
"All right, all right. Time. Time."
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He's at dinner. Then he clocks his friends.
"He's at dinner. Then he clocks his friends."
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