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Clips from Stuck - Cucumbenaires (S01E01)

Short Films 2021 Season 1, Episode 3 2 min 279 clips
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MOBILE PHONE ALARM TINKLES
"MOBILE PHONE ALARM TINKLES"
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HE GRUNTS
"HE GRUNTS"
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SHE GRUNTS
"SHE GRUNTS"
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HE GRUNTS
"HE GRUNTS"
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MOBILE PHONE ALARM CONTINUES HE GRUNTS
"MOBILE PHONE ALARM CONTINUES HE GRUNTS"
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HE GRUNTS
"HE GRUNTS"
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GRUNTS
"GRUNTS"
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MOBILE PHONE ALARM CONTINUES
"MOBILE PHONE ALARM CONTINUES"
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SHE GRUNTS
"SHE GRUNTS"
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WOMAN: Tea.
"WOMAN: Tea."
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MAN: Tea.
"MAN: Tea."
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Tea, Dan.
"Tea, Dan."
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MUMBLING: Tea. Tea, Dan.
"MUMBLING: Tea. Tea, Dan."
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Tea, Dan.
"Tea, Dan."
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Tea, Dan.
"Tea, Dan."
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Tea, Dan!
"Tea, Dan!"
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Get the tea.
"Get the tea."
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SHE MUTTERS
"SHE MUTTERS"
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MOBILE PHONE ALARM TINKLES FAINTLY
"MOBILE PHONE ALARM TINKLES FAINTLY"
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MUSIC: Egypt Strut by Salah Ragab and the Cairo Jazz Band
"MUSIC: Egypt Strut by Salah Ragab and the Cairo Jazz Band"
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Oh, well done.
"Oh, well done."
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You've eaten every single crumb of nice in the flat.
"You've eaten every single crumb of nice in the flat."
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I'll have to go down to the Evil Forest.
"I'll have to go down to the Evil Forest."
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Oh, no way. That deli with all the bulging shit and the jumpers
"Oh, no way. That deli with all the bulging shit and the jumpers"
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and those awful women. Three quid for a lemon?
"and those awful women. Three quid for a lemon?"
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No way. But they have all the nice things.
"No way. But they have all the nice things."
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And it's Saturday.
"And it's Saturday."
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Why am I even justifying this?
"Why am I even justifying this?"
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I'm a hard-working princess
"I'm a hard-working princess"
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and you've eaten all my sugar plums. Boo hoo, Your HO-ness.
"and you've eaten all my sugar plums. Boo hoo, Your HO-ness."
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I don't even know why I'm talking to you anyway, maniac,
"I don't even know why I'm talking to you anyway, maniac,"
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I landed on my face.
"I landed on my face."
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Yeah, lucky you slept through.
"Yeah, lucky you slept through."
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I spiral-fractured about 18 of my fingers.
"I spiral-fractured about 18 of my fingers."
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I barely manage my bowl of Tosty Frots...Frosty Tots.
"I barely manage my bowl of Tosty Frots...Frosty Tots."
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Bowls, three, big ones.
"Bowls, three, big ones."
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Which one was the toughest?
"Which one was the toughest?"
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Oh, no, have I got mansoobs?
"Oh, no, have I got mansoobs?"
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Oh, lefty's looking very chunky.
"Oh, lefty's looking very chunky."
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Don't even say that.
"Don't even say that."
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IN ROUGH COCKNEY: Whoa, fucking hell, whoa.
"IN ROUGH COCKNEY: Whoa, fucking hell, whoa."
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Bleurgh! Oh, come on.
"Bleurgh! Oh, come on."
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Let's get you all spaffed up downtown.
"Let's get you all spaffed up downtown."
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Heh-heh. Got to keep you pretty, boy.
"Heh-heh. Got to keep you pretty, boy."
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NORMAL VOICE: Yay, OK, let's go get you a magic expandable bra.
"NORMAL VOICE: Yay, OK, let's go get you a magic expandable bra."
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Then we can walk to the forest and protect you
"Then we can walk to the forest and protect you"
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from the wicked sisters.
"from the wicked sisters."
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No, we don't even need anything.
"No, we don't even need anything."
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Yeah, I know, but that's the whole point. Don't you get it?
"Yeah, I know, but that's the whole point. Don't you get it?"
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I want stuff we don't need.
"I want stuff we don't need."
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It's about pleasure. It's about living, Dan.
"It's about pleasure. It's about living, Dan."
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My moobs and I are getting into a hole in the ground.
"My moobs and I are getting into a hole in the ground."
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Oh, come on. I hate going down there on my own.
"Oh, come on. I hate going down there on my own."
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The way they sort of hover and pounce like lame spiders.
"The way they sort of hover and pounce like lame spiders."
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If you are going down to the Magic Forest...
"If you are going down to the Magic Forest..."
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Yeah, don't shag the walls.
"Yeah, don't shag the walls."
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We're actually out of Frosty Tots.
"We're actually out of Frosty Tots."
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Do you mind not smelling the jars?
"Do you mind not smelling the jars?"
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Thank you so much.
"Thank you so much."
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Sorry, I was, erm...
"Sorry, I was, erm..."
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..just looking for lentils.
"..just looking for lentils."
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Lentils? What else?
"Lentils? What else?"
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That way.
"That way."
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Rather obviously beside all the other dried goods.
"Rather obviously beside all the other dried goods."
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Yeah, you'd know more about dried goods, wouldn't you,
"Yeah, you'd know more about dried goods, wouldn't you,"
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you stupid old bint... Carla.
"you stupid old bint... Carla."
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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So good to see you.
"So good to see you."
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How are you? I'm really good. How are you?
"How are you? I'm really good. How are you?"
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I'm really good, thank you.
"I'm really good, thank you."
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THEY CACKLE HAPPILY
"THEY CACKLE HAPPILY"
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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That is actually the last one we have.
"That is actually the last one we have."
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Any better at all?
"Any better at all?"
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Have you got anything tighter?
"Have you got anything tighter?"
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Maybe my yayas could ping out when I say hi.
"Maybe my yayas could ping out when I say hi."
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I'll go and check.
"I'll go and check."
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One pieces, anything, talk to me.
"One pieces, anything, talk to me."
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MOBILE PHONE RINGS
"MOBILE PHONE RINGS"
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Hey. Where are you? You said you were hiding.
"Hey. Where are you? You said you were hiding."
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I had to go and find clothes for the larger-cupped man.
"I had to go and find clothes for the larger-cupped man."
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Hey, let's become bakers and wear dungarees.
"Hey, let's become bakers and wear dungarees."
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You'll never believe who I just ran into. Who?
"You'll never believe who I just ran into. Who?"
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Good, bad, we're moving?
"Good, bad, we're moving?"
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One of my very, very oldest and dearest...
"One of my very, very oldest and dearest..."
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Oh, an ex?
"Oh, an ex?"
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Yeah, how'd you guess?
"Yeah, how'd you guess?"
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They always get a good intro.
"They always get a good intro."
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Who is it this time?
"Who is it this time?"
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The wrestling chef?
"The wrestling chef?"
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The drumming surgeon? SHE SNICKERS
"The drumming surgeon? SHE SNICKERS"
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Or the twins from the sawmill?
"Or the twins from the sawmill?"
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Raul only wrestled part time. Weak thumbs.
"Raul only wrestled part time. Weak thumbs."
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Maya's the singer.
"Maya's the singer."
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We've going full evil here, by the way.
"We've going full evil here, by the way."
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We've got loads from the fridges of bitches.
"We've got loads from the fridges of bitches."
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You coming back for lunch or what?
"You coming back for lunch or what?"
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MAYA: Running a bath, OK?
"MAYA: Running a bath, OK?"
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Come and get your bubbles.
"Come and get your bubbles."
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I'm coming. I'm coming.
"I'm coming. I'm coming."
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Bye, Sam!
"Bye, Sam!"
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No rush, all right? Oh, can you get some bread? Bye.
"No rush, all right? Oh, can you get some bread? Bye."
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Fuck, I'm definitely coming.
"Fuck, I'm definitely coming."
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Oh, my God, my robe.
"Oh, my God, my robe."
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That is mine. That is my robe.
"That is mine. That is my robe."
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I've been looking for that for years.
"I've been looking for that for years."
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And my green snake ring.
"And my green snake ring."
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OK, right, the robe was sort of mine.
"OK, right, the robe was sort of mine."
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But because you're cheeky, I'll let you have the ring.
"But because you're cheeky, I'll let you have the ring."
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They're both mine.
"They're both mine."
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No, they're not. Yes, they are.
"No, they're not. Yes, they are."
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HE SIGHS
"HE SIGHS"
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What's your secret, pal?
"What's your secret, pal?"
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I'm thrilled it's cancelled, to be honest.
"I'm thrilled it's cancelled, to be honest."
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My throat is wrecked. Yeah?
"My throat is wrecked. Yeah?"
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Burning the candle, I guess.
"Burning the candle, I guess."
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But I've still got free festival bollocks. Mm. Yeah.
"But I've still got free festival bollocks. Mm. Yeah."
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Got a pair of wellies.. Hello.
"Got a pair of wellies.. Hello."
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..and some face paint.
"..and some face paint."
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