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Clips from Benson - Ghost Story (S01E01)

Short Films 1979 Season 1, Episode 11 502 clips
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson
(DOG BARKING)
"(DOG BARKING)"
Benson
Yeah, well, look, Supervisor Adams,
"Yeah, well, look, Supervisor Adams,"
Benson
the power's been off three nights in a row.
"the power's been off three nights in a row."
Benson
I don't care if it was on in the rest of the city,
"I don't care if it was on in the rest of the city,"
Benson
it wasn't on here.
"it wasn't on here."
Benson
No, I don't want to talk to your supervisor.
"No, I don't want to talk to your supervisor."
Benson
I've talked to three different supervisors already.
"I've talked to three different supervisors already."
Benson
I just want them to send a guy out here with a wrench.
"I just want them to send a guy out here with a wrench."
Benson
No, don't put me on hold, please for God's sake,
"No, don't put me on hold, please for God's sake,"
Benson
no, no, no. Hello? Hello?
"no, no, no. Hello? Hello?"
Benson
Benson, would you know...
"Benson, would you know..."
Benson
(SHUSHING) Oh, hello, who am I talking to now?
"(SHUSHING) Oh, hello, who am I talking to now?"
Benson
Supervisor Kingsley.
"Supervisor Kingsley."
Benson
Yes, well, perhaps you can help me.
"Yes, well, perhaps you can help me."
Benson
There's no power in the governor's mansion.
"There's no power in the governor's mansion."
Benson
That's not funny, turkey.
"That's not funny, turkey."
Benson
How'd you like to try to run the state?
"How'd you like to try to run the state?"
Benson
You can't even get the power to stay on! And what about...
"You can't even get the power to stay on! And what about..."
Benson
I'd... I'd appreciate it. Thank you.
"I'd... I'd appreciate it. Thank you."
Benson
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Benson
Am I in your way?
"Am I in your way?"
Benson
No, that's all right.
"No, that's all right."
Benson
The Governor's misplaced his dedication speech for Delaney Park.
"The Governor's misplaced his dedication speech for Delaney Park."
Benson
Any idea where it might be?
"Any idea where it might be?"
Benson
Well, it's not where it should be.
"Well, it's not where it should be."
Benson
Look who I'm asking,
"Look who I'm asking,"
Benson
a man who wears pajamas to work.
"a man who wears pajamas to work."
Benson
Well, I overslept.
"Well, I overslept."
Benson
My alarm didn't go off because the power went out again last night.
"My alarm didn't go off because the power went out again last night."
Benson
Ja, but some of us get up with the sun.
"Ja, but some of us get up with the sun."
Benson
After all, the early bird gets the worm.
"After all, the early bird gets the worm."
Benson
Well, if the early bird saw you,
"Well, if the early bird saw you,"
Benson
he'd lose his appetite.
"he'd lose his appetite."
Benson
I don't know. I can't find it.
"I don't know. I can't find it."
Benson
Are you looking for it, too?
"Are you looking for it, too?"
Benson
Yeah, do you have any idea where it might be?
"Yeah, do you have any idea where it might be?"
Benson
Search me. No, thanks.
"Search me. No, thanks."
Benson
The Governor said he left it in his room.
"The Governor said he left it in his room."
Benson
My teapot?
"My teapot?"
Benson
No, the Governor's speech.
"No, the Governor's speech."
Benson
The Governor's speech is missing, too?
"The Governor's speech is missing, too?"
Benson
Good morning. Morning.
"Good morning. Morning."
Benson
Miss Kraus, what's that?
"Miss Kraus, what's that?"
Benson
Don't give her any hints.
"Don't give her any hints."
Benson
See if she can get it by herself.
"See if she can get it by herself."
Benson
Thank you, Katie.
"Thank you, Katie."
Benson
Aren't you just a little curious
"Aren't you just a little curious"
Benson
where Katie might have found that?
"where Katie might have found that?"
Benson
Oh, I'm sure there's some logical explanation.
"Oh, I'm sure there's some logical explanation."
Benson
I found it on the floor just outside my door.
"I found it on the floor just outside my door."
Benson
There, you see?
"There, you see?"
Benson
You didn't happen to find a speech with the teapot, did you?
"You didn't happen to find a speech with the teapot, did you?"
Benson
No, sorry.
"No, sorry."
Benson
It will turn up.
"It will turn up."
Benson
This is it.
"This is it."
Benson
The Governor's speech is in the cupboard.
"The Governor's speech is in the cupboard."
Benson
Great filing system. You work it out by yourself?
"Great filing system. You work it out by yourself?"
Benson
Well, I'll see you later. I've got to get to school.
"Well, I'll see you later. I've got to get to school."
Benson
What's your hurry? You're over two hours late already.
"What's your hurry? You're over two hours late already."
Benson
I know, but if I don't hustle, I'll miss recess.
"I know, but if I don't hustle, I'll miss recess."
Benson
I'd sure like to know
"I'd sure like to know"
Benson
what this speech was doing in the cupboard.
"what this speech was doing in the cupboard."
Benson
I'd sure like to know when they're gonna get the power fixed.
"I'd sure like to know when they're gonna get the power fixed."
Benson
Please, can't you just leave well enough alone?
"Please, can't you just leave well enough alone?"
Benson
Are you talking to me?
"Are you talking to me?"
Benson
Um, Benson, I have some vacation time coming.
"Um, Benson, I have some vacation time coming."
Benson
I need to get away for a while.
"I need to get away for a while."
Benson
I'd love to see you get away forever, but you'll have to wait.
"I'd love to see you get away forever, but you'll have to wait."
Benson
We've got too much work to do.
"We've got too much work to do."
Benson
Where were you planning to go?
"Where were you planning to go?"
Benson
I don't know. Anywhere but here.
"I don't know. Anywhere but here."
Benson
Miss Kraus, is there something wrong?
"Miss Kraus, is there something wrong?"
Benson
No, nothing.
"No, nothing."
Benson
Are you sure?
"Are you sure?"
Benson
Come on, Miss Kraus, what is it?
"Come on, Miss Kraus, what is it?"
Benson
My lips are sealed.
"My lips are sealed."
Benson
Promises, promises.
"Promises, promises."
Benson
It's nothing, nothing at all.
"It's nothing, nothing at all."
Benson
Benson. Hmm?
"Benson. Hmm?"
Benson
Don't you think there's something very strange here?
"Don't you think there's something very strange here?"
Benson
KRAUS: (SHOUTING) I hear you.
"KRAUS: (SHOUTING) I hear you."
Benson
Late again.
"Late again."
Benson
Why can't they get a crew out here to fix the power?
"Why can't they get a crew out here to fix the power?"
Benson
They don't have a crew. Just supervisors.
"They don't have a crew. Just supervisors."
Benson
This state's got more freeloaders than a freight train.
"This state's got more freeloaders than a freight train."
Benson
I think it has something to do with those crows
"I think it has something to do with those crows"
Benson
that perch outside on the wires.
"that perch outside on the wires."
Benson
Crows? Yeah.
"Crows? Yeah."
Benson
You know, the way they grip the lines with their little feet.
"You know, the way they grip the lines with their little feet."
Benson
Well, I have never been able to understand how they keep from tipping over.
"Well, I have never been able to understand how they keep from tipping over."
Benson
I've watched them for hours.
"I've watched them for hours."
Benson
Must be fun.
"Must be fun."
Benson
Haven't you ever wondered about that?
"Haven't you ever wondered about that?"
Benson
Never.
"Never."
Benson
I'm sorry, Governor, I looked through that cupboard twice.
"I'm sorry, Governor, I looked through that cupboard twice."
Benson
I can't find the last page of the speech anywhere.
"I can't find the last page of the speech anywhere."
Benson
Well, all I know is, I left it on my night table.
"Well, all I know is, I left it on my night table."
Benson
So how on earth did it get into the cupboard?
"So how on earth did it get into the cupboard?"
Benson
Oh, you probably went down to the kitchen last night for some warm milk.
"Oh, you probably went down to the kitchen last night for some warm milk."
Benson
That's right, I probably did,
"That's right, I probably did,"
Benson
but wouldn't I remember that?
"but wouldn't I remember that?"
Benson
Not necessarily.
"Not necessarily."
Benson
Well, there were just a few lines on that last page.
"Well, there were just a few lines on that last page."
Benson
Maybe we could just think of what they were.
"Maybe we could just think of what they were."
Benson
Well, I think it's just the usual sort of thing.
"Well, I think it's just the usual sort of thing."
Benson
"And, so my friends,
""And, so my friends,"
Benson
"in conclusion this memorial park
""in conclusion this memorial park"
Benson
"is to honor Governor Delaney..."
""is to honor Governor Delaney...""
Benson
"And all his wonderful achievements."
""And all his wonderful achievements.""
Benson
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
Benson
I've heard that speech before.
"I've heard that speech before."
Benson
I think I can remember the rest, Governor.
"I think I can remember the rest, Governor."
Benson
Governor, here is today's agenda.
"Governor, here is today's agenda."
Benson
Forget the first two appointments,
"Forget the first two appointments,"
Benson
you've already slept through them.
"you've already slept through them."
Benson
Benson, this power problem is still with us.
"Benson, this power problem is still with us."
Benson
Can't you do something about it?
"Can't you do something about it?"
Benson
You're still with us
"You're still with us"
Benson
and I can't do anything about you either.
"and I can't do anything about you either."
Benson