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Clips from Benson - Just Friends (S01E01)

Short Films 1979 Season 1, Episode 14 505 clips
Short Drama

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson
(DOG BARKING)
"(DOG BARKING)"
Benson
Is the Governor in?
"Is the Governor in?"
Benson
No, he took some people out to Meadowland Industrial Park.
"No, he took some people out to Meadowland Industrial Park."
Benson
Well, what's that?
"Well, what's that?"
Benson
One of my dumb school projects.
"One of my dumb school projects."
Benson
Yeah? What's it gonna be when it's finished?
"Yeah? What's it gonna be when it's finished?"
Benson
It is finished.
"It is finished."
Benson
Oh, uh, what is it?
"Oh, uh, what is it?"
Benson
You mean, you can't tell?
"You mean, you can't tell?"
Benson
Of course I can.
"Of course I can."
Benson
Surface of the moon.
"Surface of the moon."
Benson
Close, it's an Indian village.
"Close, it's an Indian village."
Benson
These silver things are teepees.
"These silver things are teepees."
Benson
Katie, very few Indians
"Katie, very few Indians"
Benson
made their teepees out of aluminum foil.
"made their teepees out of aluminum foil."
Benson
You find some construction paper,
"You find some construction paper,"
Benson
I'll show you how to make a teepee.
"I'll show you how to make a teepee."
Benson
You will? Yeah.
"You will? Yeah."
Benson
Gee, thanks, Marcy.
"Gee, thanks, Marcy."
Benson
How come you didn't offer to help?
"How come you didn't offer to help?"
Benson
Well, sometimes the best help is no help at all.
"Well, sometimes the best help is no help at all."
Benson
Und that is what you are, no help at all.
"Und that is what you are, no help at all."
Benson
Look, Marcy, we can cover the teepees with this leather
"Look, Marcy, we can cover the teepees with this leather"
Benson
which I found in my clothes closet.
"which I found in my clothes closet."
Benson
This is one of your old nightgowns, isn't it?
"This is one of your old nightgowns, isn't it?"
Benson
That is a very good idea, Miss Kraus.
"That is a very good idea, Miss Kraus."
Benson
I've got some green felt at home.
"I've got some green felt at home."
Benson
So maybe I can make some ground cover and some trees.
"So maybe I can make some ground cover and some trees."
Benson
Maybe we'll even put a canoe in the lake.
"Maybe we'll even put a canoe in the lake."
Benson
Don't make it look too good.
"Don't make it look too good."
Benson
The government will take it away from the Indians.
"The government will take it away from the Indians."
Benson
I'll get started on the teepees.
"I'll get started on the teepees."
Benson
Oh, yes, it is an ideal industrial site. Yes.
"Oh, yes, it is an ideal industrial site. Yes."
Benson
Oh, Benson, have you met Mr. Walker?
"Oh, Benson, have you met Mr. Walker?"
Benson
No, how do you do, sir? How do you do?
"No, how do you do, sir? How do you do?"
Benson
Benson's my director of household affairs.
"Benson's my director of household affairs."
Benson
Well, I'm sure I'm happy to meet you.
"Well, I'm sure I'm happy to meet you."
Benson
This is Mrs. Walker.
"This is Mrs. Walker."
Benson
It isn't. It isn't?
"It isn't. It isn't?"
Benson
It is. Told you.
"It is. Told you."
Benson
It can't be.
"It can't be."
Benson
Benson, this is Mrs. Walker.
"Benson, this is Mrs. Walker."
Benson
She's married to Mr. Walker of Walker Components.
"She's married to Mr. Walker of Walker Components."
Benson
I can't believe it.
"I can't believe it."
Benson
You're married to her?
"You're married to her?"
Benson
To the best of my knowledge, yes.
"To the best of my knowledge, yes."
Benson
Well, what do you know?
"Well, what do you know?"
Benson
Everything, I hope.
"Everything, I hope."
Benson
Benson. Carol.
"Benson. Carol."
Benson
Benson! Oh, Carol.
"Benson! Oh, Carol."
Benson
Benson. Uh, Carol...
"Benson. Uh, Carol..."
Benson
They've met. Yes, I see.
"They've met. Yes, I see."
Benson
Carol always did have a big warm welcome for old friends.
"Carol always did have a big warm welcome for old friends."
Benson
I just love reunions, don't you?
"I just love reunions, don't you?"
Benson
Benson, you look wonderful.
"Benson, you look wonderful."
Benson
I told you about Benson, didn't I, dear?
"I told you about Benson, didn't I, dear?"
Benson
Oh, are you... Are you that Benson
"Oh, are you... Are you that Benson"
Benson
who was taking Carol out when she fell in love with me?
"who was taking Carol out when she fell in love with me?"
Benson
Well, no, actually I'm the Benson who was taking Carol out
"Well, no, actually I'm the Benson who was taking Carol out"
Benson
when she fell in love with your car.
"when she fell in love with your car."
Benson
Oh, the good old days, huh?
"Oh, the good old days, huh?"
Benson
Well, they weren't all that good.
"Well, they weren't all that good."
Benson
They weren't all that bad.
"They weren't all that bad."
Benson
(CLEARS THROAT)
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Benson
Sir, shall we adjourn to your office and conclude our business?
"Sir, shall we adjourn to your office and conclude our business?"
Benson
Taylor, we are a long way from concluding anything.
"Taylor, we are a long way from concluding anything."
Benson
Howard, I really can't understand
"Howard, I really can't understand"
Benson
how it is that you can resist
"how it is that you can resist"
Benson
these tax incentives we're offering.
"these tax incentives we're offering."
Benson
Sir, we haven't offered them yet.
"Sir, we haven't offered them yet."
Benson
Oh, that's it.
"Oh, that's it."
Benson
Well, well, isn't this something?
"Well, well, isn't this something?"
Benson
How long has it been since you two have seen one another?
"How long has it been since you two have seen one another?"
Benson
10 years. 20 years.
"10 years. 20 years."
Benson
No. Yes.
"No. Yes."
Benson
That's not possible.
"That's not possible."
Benson
It may not be possible, but it's true.
"It may not be possible, but it's true."
Benson
I'm not that old.
"I'm not that old."
Benson
Benson, you haven't changed.
"Benson, you haven't changed."
Benson
You mean, he's always been this charming?
"You mean, he's always been this charming?"
Benson
Always.
"Always."
Benson
I'll never forget the day you got married. Oh?
"I'll never forget the day you got married. Oh?"
Benson
Yeah, it was October the tenth. A cold and rainy Saturday.
"Yeah, it was October the tenth. A cold and rainy Saturday."
Benson
Now, how on earth did you remember that?
"Now, how on earth did you remember that?"
Benson
Well, I'd been hanging outside the chapel crying in the rain.
"Well, I'd been hanging outside the chapel crying in the rain."
Benson
I caught pneumonia and they took me to the hospital.
"I caught pneumonia and they took me to the hospital."
Benson
Oh.
"Oh."
Benson
And I heard you were so brokenhearted
"And I heard you were so brokenhearted"
Benson
the day you left the hospital,
"the day you left the hospital,"
Benson
you took one of the nurses with you.
"you took one of the nurses with you."
Benson
Two, they were small.
"Two, they were small."
Benson
Marcy, would you come in, please?
"Marcy, would you come in, please?"
Benson
Now?
"Now?"
Benson
And bring your pad.
"And bring your pad."
Benson
Just when you were getting to the good part.
"Just when you were getting to the good part."
Benson
You gave me nothing but good things to remember.
"You gave me nothing but good things to remember."
Benson
Same here.
"Same here."
Benson
I hope you mean that.
"I hope you mean that."
Benson
We came close.
"We came close."
Benson
It just didn't work out, that's all.
"It just didn't work out, that's all."
Benson
So, Mrs. Walker Components.
"So, Mrs. Walker Components."
Benson
Isn't it wonderful?
"Isn't it wonderful?"
Benson
Whoever thought Howard would be so successful.
"Whoever thought Howard would be so successful."
Benson
You did.
"You did."
Benson
Are you all moving into the state, or what?
"Are you all moving into the state, or what?"
Benson
Well, Howard's got eight factories spread out over three states,
"Well, Howard's got eight factories spread out over three states,"
Benson
and he's thinking about consolidating them here.
"and he's thinking about consolidating them here."
Benson
Eight factories?
"Eight factories?"
Benson
I said it was wonderful.
"I said it was wonderful."
Benson
For Howard.
"For Howard."
Benson
How about you?
"How about you?"
Benson
Look, we're only gonna be here for a week.
"Look, we're only gonna be here for a week."
Benson
Why don't you and I have lunch?
"Why don't you and I have lunch?"
Benson
Now there's an idea.
"Now there's an idea."
Benson
One of the worst I ever heard.
"One of the worst I ever heard."
Benson
Benson, it'll be just like the old days.
"Benson, it'll be just like the old days."
Benson
In the old days we didn't get around to lunch.
"In the old days we didn't get around to lunch."
Benson
We're older now. We need the nourishment.
"We're older now. We need the nourishment."
Benson
Yeah, well.
"Yeah, well."
Benson