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Clips from Benson - Snowbound (S01E01)

Short Films 1979 Season 1, Episode 7 513 clips
Short Drama

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson
(DOGS BARKING)
"(DOGS BARKING)"
Benson
Kraus, what did you feed them as puppies?
"Kraus, what did you feed them as puppies?"
Benson
People?
"People?"
Benson
Were the steaks still on sale?
"Were the steaks still on sale?"
Benson
Yeah, and that's the last time I do you a favor.
"Yeah, and that's the last time I do you a favor."
Benson
There are only five here. I asked you to get me six.
"There are only five here. I asked you to get me six."
Benson
Well, I had to give one to the dogs
"Well, I had to give one to the dogs"
Benson
to get from the car to the porch.
"to get from the car to the porch."
Benson
You gave a steak to the dogs?
"You gave a steak to the dogs?"
Benson
Be happy there's still five.
"Be happy there's still five."
Benson
I almost had to give them another one
"I almost had to give them another one"
Benson
to get from the porch to the door.
"to get from the porch to the door."
Benson
So, what did you give them?
"So, what did you give them?"
Benson
Your cat.
"Your cat."
Benson
Listen, I've got some exciting news. Guess what?
"Listen, I've got some exciting news. Guess what?"
Benson
Taylor quit.
"Taylor quit."
Benson
No, we're all going to my Uncle Murray's lodge up in the snow.
"No, we're all going to my Uncle Murray's lodge up in the snow."
Benson
I can write my State of the State speech there
"I can write my State of the State speech there"
Benson
and we can ski and play in the snow.
"and we can ski and play in the snow."
Benson
And it'd be wonderful for Katie.
"And it'd be wonderful for Katie."
Benson
Our Camp David.
"Our Camp David."
Benson
Or, in this case, Camp Murray.
"Or, in this case, Camp Murray."
Benson
What do you say, Benson?
"What do you say, Benson?"
Benson
Have a real good time.
"Have a real good time."
Benson
Oh, no, you're coming, too. We're all going.
"Oh, no, you're coming, too. We're all going."
Benson
It will be a kind of working vacation.
"It will be a kind of working vacation."
Benson
Well, if I wanted a working vacation,
"Well, if I wanted a working vacation,"
Benson
I'd be a lifeguard in Acapulco.
"I'd be a lifeguard in Acapulco."
Benson
Oh, Benson, just think, you can go skiing.
"Oh, Benson, just think, you can go skiing."
Benson
Not me.
"Not me."
Benson
I ain't strapping no sticks to my feet
"I ain't strapping no sticks to my feet"
Benson
to be jerked up a mountain on a wire
"to be jerked up a mountain on a wire"
Benson
so I can come down again at 60 miles an hour with no brakes.
"so I can come down again at 60 miles an hour with no brakes."
Benson
The best thing I can hope for is to hit a soft tree
"The best thing I can hope for is to hit a soft tree"
Benson
and break a leg instead of a neck.
"and break a leg instead of a neck."
Benson
Why don't you try it, Gretchen?
"Why don't you try it, Gretchen?"
Benson
(EXCLAIMING) I have shushed all over the Alps.
"(EXCLAIMING) I have shushed all over the Alps."
Benson
I'll bet you have.
"I'll bet you have."
Benson
Did you tell 'em? Yeah.
"Did you tell 'em? Yeah."
Benson
Isn't that great?
"Isn't that great?"
Benson
Those places are just swarming with ski instructors
"Those places are just swarming with ski instructors"
Benson
and they're all gorgeous.
"and they're all gorgeous."
Benson
There's no such thing as a homely ski instructor.
"There's no such thing as a homely ski instructor."
Benson
They won't let them on the mountain.
"They won't let them on the mountain."
Benson
Oh, that seems so cruel.
"Oh, that seems so cruel."
Benson
What do they do, stop them at the chair lift?
"What do they do, stop them at the chair lift?"
Benson
No.
"No."
Benson
All I know is this trip makes terrific press.
"All I know is this trip makes terrific press."
Benson
"The Governor skis."
""The Governor skis.""
Benson
People love that stuff.
"People love that stuff."
Benson
No, Taylor, all I want is a quiet vacation.
"No, Taylor, all I want is a quiet vacation."
Benson
Every once in a while I've just got to get away
"Every once in a while I've just got to get away"
Benson
from the pressures of this office.
"from the pressures of this office."
Benson
But, sir, think what this could do for your image.
"But, sir, think what this could do for your image."
Benson
No, Taylor, no press.
"No, Taylor, no press."
Benson
Nobody is to know about this trip. Not even the state police.
"Nobody is to know about this trip. Not even the state police."
Benson
I just wish I looked better in the cold.
"I just wish I looked better in the cold."
Benson
My face gets all blotchy, my hair gets all stringy,
"My face gets all blotchy, my hair gets all stringy,"
Benson
my nose runs, and my lips crack.
"my nose runs, and my lips crack."
Benson
I'm sorry I'm going to miss all that.
"I'm sorry I'm going to miss all that."
Benson
(EXCLAIMING IN GERMAN)
"(EXCLAIMING IN GERMAN)"
Benson
What? What's the matter?
"What? What's the matter?"
Benson
Oh, I just remembered my Aunt Helga is flying in from Dusseldorf.
"Oh, I just remembered my Aunt Helga is flying in from Dusseldorf."
Benson
I promised to pick her up.
"I promised to pick her up."
Benson
I can't go.
"I can't go."
Benson
Well, what are we gonna do?
"Well, what are we gonna do?"
Benson
Marcy can't cook and Taylor won't cook.
"Marcy can't cook and Taylor won't cook."
Benson
I can only make one thing, but who wants Peach Melba three times a day?
"I can only make one thing, but who wants Peach Melba three times a day?"
Benson
Benson, could you reconsider?
"Benson, could you reconsider?"
Benson
Uh, I'm sorry, Governor,
"Uh, I'm sorry, Governor,"
Benson
but I have to go to a party
"but I have to go to a party"
Benson
at my favorite uncle's.
"at my favorite uncle's."
Benson
That was last night.
"That was last night."
Benson
Same party, that's why he's my favorite uncle.
"Same party, that's why he's my favorite uncle."
Benson
Benson, please.
"Benson, please."
Benson
Okay, just a minute. Uh, Kraus.
"Okay, just a minute. Uh, Kraus."
Benson
Are you sure you're not going? Ja.
"Are you sure you're not going? Ja."
Benson
You're staying here? Ja.
"You're staying here? Ja."
Benson
So, it'll be just the two of us,
"So, it'll be just the two of us,"
Benson
you and me, here together,
"you and me, here together,"
Benson
by ourselves, all alone.
"by ourselves, all alone."
Benson
Ja. I'll go pack.
"Ja. I'll go pack."
Benson
Well, here we are.
"Well, here we are."
Benson
Well, I ain't cleaning this. No way am I cleaning this.
"Well, I ain't cleaning this. No way am I cleaning this."
Benson
I wonder if there are any survivors.
"I wonder if there are any survivors."
Benson
Well, at least it's quiet.
"Well, at least it's quiet."
Benson
Just the sound of the wind whistling through the walls.
"Just the sound of the wind whistling through the walls."
Benson
Look at this dust! I'm not feeling well.
"Look at this dust! I'm not feeling well."
Benson
Daddy.
"Daddy."
Benson
Can I go outside and play?
"Can I go outside and play?"
Benson
Honey, you can do anything you want to. This is your vacation.
"Honey, you can do anything you want to. This is your vacation."
Benson
It sure ain't mine.
"It sure ain't mine."
Benson
Thank you, Daddy.
"Thank you, Daddy."
Benson
You're welcome, sweetheart. For what?
"You're welcome, sweetheart. For what?"
Benson
For taking me here. I love you.
"For taking me here. I love you."
Benson
Katie, try not to track any of this dirt out on to that nice, clean snow.
"Katie, try not to track any of this dirt out on to that nice, clean snow."
Benson
Benson, start a fire. My hands are cold.
"Benson, start a fire. My hands are cold."
Benson
Sit on 'em!
"Sit on 'em!"
Benson
I'm sick, Benson. I think I'm coming down with pneumonia.
"I'm sick, Benson. I think I'm coming down with pneumonia."
Benson
When you're sure, call me.
"When you're sure, call me."
Benson
Uh, Governor, would you happen to know where the toilet might be?
"Uh, Governor, would you happen to know where the toilet might be?"
Benson
Uh, yes, I think there's one in the bathroom.
"Uh, yes, I think there's one in the bathroom."
Benson
That's basically what I meant.
"That's basically what I meant."
Benson
Where's that?
"Where's that?"
Benson
Oh, through this door and down the hall.
"Oh, through this door and down the hall."
Benson
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Benson
In case anyone's interested, I'm dying.
"In case anyone's interested, I'm dying."
Benson
Fine, I'll only set four places for dinner.
"Fine, I'll only set four places for dinner."
Benson
I have pneumonia, I'm getting frostbite,
"I have pneumonia, I'm getting frostbite,"
Benson
my skin is dead,
"my skin is dead,"
Benson
and my glasses are frozen to my nose.
"and my glasses are frozen to my nose."
Benson
Oh, I can't move.
"Oh, I can't move."
Benson
Now, I can't even move.
"Now, I can't even move."
Benson
(MARCY SCREAMS)
"(MARCY SCREAMS)"
Benson
There's a bear in there. A what?
"There's a bear in there. A what?"
Benson
A bear. A bear.
"A bear. A bear."
Benson
There's a bear in the bathroom.
"There's a bear in the bathroom."
Benson
Are you sure?
"Are you sure?"
Benson
I'm pretty sure it isn't a plumber.
"I'm pretty sure it isn't a plumber."
Benson