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Clips from House - Mystery (S01E01)

Movies 2004 Season 1, Episode 9 612 clips
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He'll be here, okay?
"He'll be here, okay?"
House
For a while. I called her. I uncanceled it.
"For a while. I called her. I uncanceled it."
House
Like I always say, there's no "I" in team.
"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team."
House
John Henry's on an experimental protocol for the paralysis. I respect that.
"John Henry's on an experimental protocol for the paralysis. I respect that."
House
I'm not gonna get in his way. It's Foreman's case.
"I'm not gonna get in his way. It's Foreman's case."
House
So,
"So,"
House
- what are his sats? - Staying in the 90s on the nasal cannula.
"- what are his sats? - Staying in the 90s on the nasal cannula."
House
And since he's displaying septic physiology,
"And since he's displaying septic physiology,"
House
- Transverse myelitis. - Hamilton tested for it. Negative.
"- Transverse myelitis. - Hamilton tested for it. Negative."
House
And he was negative for masses and A.V.M.--
"And he was negative for masses and A.V.M.--"
House
Come on.
"Come on."
House
Now.
"Now."
House
I started him on I.V. steroids and Synthroid.
"I started him on I.V. steroids and Synthroid."
House
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. One gram per kilo.
"Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. One gram per kilo."
House
He wants the blue pills. You're taking about your penis in the third person.
"He wants the blue pills. You're taking about your penis in the third person."
House
Yeah. You remember. That's the stuff you take for the diabetes...
"Yeah. You remember. That's the stuff you take for the diabetes..."
House
What are you doin'?
"What are you doin'?"
House
Bag!
"Bag!"
House
To intubate or not to intubate-- That is the big ethical question.
"To intubate or not to intubate-- That is the big ethical question."
House
You assaulted that man. Fine. I'll never do it again.
"You assaulted that man. Fine. I'll never do it again."
House
Cameron, test the blood for C-ANCA.
"Cameron, test the blood for C-ANCA."
House
It's right over the clinic. Very cute.
"It's right over the clinic. Very cute."
House
Actually, I've got nothing to do. Take your time.
"Actually, I've got nothing to do. Take your time."
House
Dr. House, please let your attorney speak for you.
"Dr. House, please let your attorney speak for you."
House
I watched Matlock last night. Say no more.
"I watched Matlock last night. Say no more."
House
Every family has some history of heart disease.
"Every family has some history of heart disease."
House
And mental illness.
"And mental illness."
House
Well, unfortunately, I think we've exhausted all the tests we can do...
"Well, unfortunately, I think we've exhausted all the tests we can do..."
House
We'll know I'm right if he starts walking. We can't
"We'll know I'm right if he starts walking. We can't"
House
do any more tests, but you want me to treat him?
"do any more tests, but you want me to treat him?"
House
I checked you out, you know?
"I checked you out, you know?"
House
The biopsy and the blood test were negative, just like yours.
"The biopsy and the blood test were negative, just like yours."
House
Do you think he's just being stubborn?
"Do you think he's just being stubborn?"
House
Your thyroid was low, but not enough to cause depression.
"Your thyroid was low, but not enough to cause depression."
House
Those things are fun.
"Those things are fun."
House
But do me a favor.
"But do me a favor."
House
That was a test to see if I could still play. I can't.
"That was a test to see if I could still play. I can't."
House
I got one thing, same as you.
"I got one thing, same as you."
House
Well, apparently you know me better than I know you.
"Well, apparently you know me better than I know you."
House
That's because they ain't got that one thing that--
"That's because they ain't got that one thing that--"
House
That ain't gonna happen for us.
"That ain't gonna happen for us."
House
It's not over for me.
"It's not over for me."
House
Wow. Thank you.
"Wow. Thank you."
House
Don't be modest. You've earned it.
"Don't be modest. You've earned it."
House
You want him to cry himself to sleep at night? Yeah!
"You want him to cry himself to sleep at night? Yeah!"
House
Yeah. He's just a lucky, lucky guy.
"Yeah. He's just a lucky, lucky guy."
House
Listen, listen. I just think it wouldn't hurt him to learn a little humility.
"Listen, listen. I just think it wouldn't hurt him to learn a little humility."
House
We'd like to start you on heparin. It's a blood thinner.
"We'd like to start you on heparin. It's a blood thinner."
House
I don't need my arm without my air.
"I don't need my arm without my air."
House
It's his call.
"It's his call."
House
The sludge is blocking the blood flow to the part of the brain that controls your arm.
"The sludge is blocking the blood flow to the part of the brain that controls your arm."
House
His style involves humility?
"His style involves humility?"
House
You've been wrong every step of the way.
"You've been wrong every step of the way."
House
Thank you.
"Thank you."
House
Don't get me wrong. I'm overcome with joy.
"Don't get me wrong. I'm overcome with joy."
House
No.
"No."
House
Patients sometimes get better.
"Patients sometimes get better."
House
No. I'm saying, let's rule out the lunar god and go from there.
"No. I'm saying, let's rule out the lunar god and go from there."
House
The enzyme replacement protocol is working, reversing the A.L.S.
"The enzyme replacement protocol is working, reversing the A.L.S."
House
If his stuff was helping, the guy would be playing tennis months ago.
"If his stuff was helping, the guy would be playing tennis months ago."
House
So your philosophy is, if they don't want treatment, they get it shoved down their throat,
"So your philosophy is, if they don't want treatment, they get it shoved down their throat,"
House
- That's a dangerous game. - Only if we're watching in the bathtub.
"- That's a dangerous game. - Only if we're watching in the bathtub."
House
I need to know exactly what medications you were giving John Henry.
"I need to know exactly what medications you were giving John Henry."
House
Right now you still work for me. Come on.
"Right now you still work for me. Come on."
House
His lungs aren't great. They might cause another respiratory collapse.
"His lungs aren't great. They might cause another respiratory collapse."
House
Cora's meeting me outside with the limo.
"Cora's meeting me outside with the limo."
House
Yes.
"Yes."
House
So, uh, where do you buy these things? Do they have cane stores?
"So, uh, where do you buy these things? Do they have cane stores?"
House
Ah, don't worry about it. You'll be jogging before you need a second one.
"Ah, don't worry about it. You'll be jogging before you need a second one."
House
This is a really nice room.
"This is a really nice room."
House
Yeah, it sounds thick. Too bad he's not coming.
"Yeah, it sounds thick. Too bad he's not coming."
House
Look, I talked to him myself. He'll be here. Right.
"Look, I talked to him myself. He'll be here. Right."
House
You're the one who said that the song could use a horn part, so I got the best-- John Henry.
"You're the one who said that the song could use a horn part, so I got the best-- John Henry."
House
You think I'm stupid? Ofcourse I do, but that's not the point.
"You think I'm stupid? Ofcourse I do, but that's not the point."
House
South Street? I canceled this gig.
"South Street? I canceled this gig."
House
You said you didn't want to do any sessions for a while.
"You said you didn't want to do any sessions for a while."
House
- Are you up to it? - Let's find out.
"- Are you up to it? - Let's find out."
House
# You lied to me #
"# You lied to me #"
House
# John Henry's never gonna show up ## Will you stop?
"# John Henry's never gonna show up ## Will you stop?"
House
It's been, like, two hours. And we will keep waiting.
"It's been, like, two hours. And we will keep waiting."
House
You've heard this guy play, and you know what he does,
"You've heard this guy play, and you know what he does,"
House
so can you just shut up, Tommy?
"so can you just shut up, Tommy?"
House
- Oh, my God. - Am I late?
"- Oh, my God. - Am I late?"
House
You need to hear it again? Nope. I get it.
"You need to hear it again? Nope. I get it."
House
Let's try one. See what we get. Let's do it.
"Let's try one. See what we get. Let's do it."
House
John! You okay?
"John! You okay?"
House
You okay? I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
"You okay? I can't breathe. I can't breathe."
House
Call an ambulance!
"Call an ambulance!"
House
Now!
"Now!"
House
I want in.
"I want in."
House
- John Henry Giles? You a fan of his music? - He's a musician?
"- John Henry Giles? You a fan of his music? - He's a musician?"
House
That paralysis thing-- Guy can't walk for two years.
"That paralysis thing-- Guy can't walk for two years."
House
Nobody knows why. It seems mildly interesting.
"Nobody knows why. It seems mildly interesting."
House
- Forget his paralysis. - Tell that to the rest of his bowling team.
"- Forget his paralysis. - Tell that to the rest of his bowling team."
House
As far as this hospital is concerned, this is a simple case of lobar pneumonia.
"As far as this hospital is concerned, this is a simple case of lobar pneumonia."
House
- Boring. - But that not-walking thing-- That could turn into something serious.
"- Boring. - But that not-walking thing-- That could turn into something serious."
House
Marty Hamilton is his primary physician out in California. He's dealing with the paralysis.
"Marty Hamilton is his primary physician out in California. He's dealing with the paralysis."
House
Know all about it. Multiple treatments, multiple surgeries--
"Know all about it. Multiple treatments, multiple surgeries--"
House
He's making real progress. Fixed everything but the legs.
"He's making real progress. Fixed everything but the legs."
House
Dr. Hamilton already called and asked for your team.
"Dr. Hamilton already called and asked for your team."
House
And by team, I don't mean you.
"And by team, I don't mean you."
House
There is a "me" though, if you jumble it up.
"There is a "me" though, if you jumble it up."
House
Foreman did his residency with Hamilton.
"Foreman did his residency with Hamilton."
House
I know. I accidentally glanced at his résumé before I hired him.
"I know. I accidentally glanced at his résumé before I hired him."
House
He must've spoken to Foreman's parole officer.
"He must've spoken to Foreman's parole officer."
House
Someone who will stick to the pneumonia.
"Someone who will stick to the pneumonia."
House
It's pneumonia. He can handle it.
"It's pneumonia. He can handle it."
House
Guy's already paralyzed. How badly can he screw it up?
"Guy's already paralyzed. How badly can he screw it up?"
House
- Coughing up sputum? - Almost none. He seems stabilized.
"- Coughing up sputum? - Almost none. He seems stabilized."
House
- Dr. House, is there anything back from micro? - Not yet. You gonna fire me?
"- Dr. House, is there anything back from micro? - Not yet. You gonna fire me?"
House
- You can make up for it by washing my car. - Oh, this is fun.
"- You can make up for it by washing my car. - Oh, this is fun."
House
Okay. Let's keep him on the broad-spectrum antibiotics.
"Okay. Let's keep him on the broad-spectrum antibiotics."
House
draw blood for adrenal and thyroid function.
"draw blood for adrenal and thyroid function."
House
- What about the paralysis? - We're sticking to the pneumonia.
"- What about the paralysis? - We're sticking to the pneumonia."
House
Well, you certainly are, boss, like a wet tongue sticks to dry ice.
"Well, you certainly are, boss, like a wet tongue sticks to dry ice."
House
The paralysis has already been diagnosed by Dr. Hamilton.
"The paralysis has already been diagnosed by Dr. Hamilton."
House
- It's A.L.S. - Lou Gehrig's disease.
"- It's A.L.S. - Lou Gehrig's disease."
House
It's a lovely diagnosis. They make movies about it.
"It's a lovely diagnosis. They make movies about it."
House
No tests, no treatment-- It's a disease of exclusion.
"No tests, no treatment-- It's a disease of exclusion."
House
- Because Hamilton has excluded everything else. - I haven't.
"- Because Hamilton has excluded everything else. - I haven't."
House