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Clips from House - Mystery (S01E01)

Movies 2004 Season 1, Episode 16 615 clips
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- Move it or lose it, sister. - I don't feel good.
"- Move it or lose it, sister. - I don't feel good."
House
- Well, honey, if you don't have a fever-- - I don't
"- Well, honey, if you don't have a fever-- - I don't"
House
Hey, Jess. It's just a stitch. Okay? Just... keep breathin'. You got it.
"Hey, Jess. It's just a stitch. Okay? Just... keep breathin'. You got it."
House
Absolutely. As soon as I do performance reviews.
"Absolutely. As soon as I do performance reviews."
House
And then review the reviews, ofcourse.
"And then review the reviews, ofcourse."
House
You might as well get it over with as fast as you can, like ripping off a Band-Aid.
"You might as well get it over with as fast as you can, like ripping off a Band-Aid."
House
Ten-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's gotta be a mistake.
"Ten-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's gotta be a mistake."
House
The heart attack would seem to indicate that they missed something.
"The heart attack would seem to indicate that they missed something."
House
New sheriff. Belt tightening. You know how it goes.
"New sheriff. Belt tightening. You know how it goes."
House
If diet and exercise are the treatment, then the diagnosis is wrong.
"If diet and exercise are the treatment, then the diagnosis is wrong."
House
Burning? Exactly.
"Burning? Exactly."
House
Your mom's tall, and you are a little short for your age. Probably spring right up.
"Your mom's tall, and you are a little short for your age. Probably spring right up."
House
You weigh 90 pounds because it makes you healthier?
"You weigh 90 pounds because it makes you healthier?"
House
to keep all of them. Yeah, you should be able to pull that off.
"to keep all of them. Yeah, you should be able to pull that off."
House
Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore.
"Jessica. You're not, either. I don't wanna do this anymore."
House
Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend.
"Oh, please. Save your pathetic insincerity for your boyfriend."
House
You're wrong. She is, in fact, pathetically sincere. And they didn't screw it up.
"You're wrong. She is, in fact, pathetically sincere. And they didn't screw it up."
House
- So then what was it caused by? - I've no idea.
"- So then what was it caused by? - I've no idea."
House
But what about some other ridiculous obesity treatment?
"But what about some other ridiculous obesity treatment?"
House
Her mother wouldn't give her diet pills. She
"Her mother wouldn't give her diet pills. She"
House
Okay. You two, heparin and warfarin to prevent further clotting.
"Okay. You two, heparin and warfarin to prevent further clotting."
House
long it takes to get us at one another's throats.
"long it takes to get us at one another's throats."
House
- I'm surprised. - You thought I'd pick Cameron?
"- I'm surprised. - You thought I'd pick Cameron?"
House
Who's Mrs. Hernandez? Either a woman carrying an alien baby or your newest patient.
"Who's Mrs. Hernandez? Either a woman carrying an alien baby or your newest patient."
House
So you never saw her with any pills. She never mentioned anything?
"So you never saw her with any pills. She never mentioned anything?"
House
Guy's never done what he's told. I don't see why he's gonna start now.
"Guy's never done what he's told. I don't see why he's gonna start now."
House
Uh, it would also relieve your heartburn and discomfort.
"Uh, it would also relieve your heartburn and discomfort."
House
That was unexpected.
"That was unexpected."
House
I mean, I'm only her buddy because Ms. Ayers assigned her to me.
"I mean, I'm only her buddy because Ms. Ayers assigned her to me."
House
couldn't bear to look at me, I wouldn't go so far as to shoplift.
"couldn't bear to look at me, I wouldn't go so far as to shoplift."
House
She probably saw them advertised on TV or over the Internet.
"She probably saw them advertised on TV or over the Internet."
House
Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,
"Right. So I guess it's the media and pharmaceutical companies' fault now,"
House
unless, ofcourse, it's the type you play with a remote control on a big-screen TV.
"unless, ofcourse, it's the type you play with a remote control on a big-screen TV."
House
Just please stop it. Please!
"Just please stop it. Please!"
House
I'm not saying the hospital gave her the sores. I'm saying we did, by treating her.
"I'm not saying the hospital gave her the sores. I'm saying we did, by treating her."
House
Warfarin-induced skin necrosis.
"Warfarin-induced skin necrosis."
House
Let's fix the mistake.
"Let's fix the mistake."
House
Making me look bad is not gonna save your job.
"Making me look bad is not gonna save your job."
House
Why? Why would you support someone who screws up?
"Why? Why would you support someone who screws up?"
House
Figures you'd stall and refuse to deal with the issue.
"Figures you'd stall and refuse to deal with the issue."
House
Uh, he's not in today.
"Uh, he's not in today."
House
I believe it's what you suits call a "win-win".
"I believe it's what you suits call a "win-win"."
House
I don't care about a scar. And she can always gain the weight back.
"I don't care about a scar. And she can always gain the weight back."
House
Then we continue the treatment, hope it's just taking longer than it should.
"Then we continue the treatment, hope it's just taking longer than it should."
House
flesh before it penetrates the abdominal wall.
"flesh before it penetrates the abdominal wall."
House
Uh-oh.
"Uh-oh."
House
Then why aren't you watching TV or playing your damn Game Boy...
"Then why aren't you watching TV or playing your damn Game Boy..."
House
fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives--
"fat, skinny, married, single, complete strangers, relatives--"
House
Okay.
"Okay."
House
- If House picks you, I'll be needing a new source in that room. - If he picks me?
"- If House picks you, I'll be needing a new source in that room. - If he picks me?"
House
She's not gonna rat on House.
"She's not gonna rat on House."
House
Assume that Cameron didn't screw up.
"Assume that Cameron didn't screw up."
House
6'1 ".
"6'1 "."
House
time. We've got less than an hour to make a call.
"time. We've got less than an hour to make a call."
House
through which he'll insert a fiber-optic microscope.
"through which he'll insert a fiber-optic microscope."
House
Chase.
"Chase."
House
Jessica.
"Jessica."
House
Jessica. Come on. We gotta go.
"Jessica. Come on. We gotta go."
House
Mmm. You don't feel warm. My stomach hurts.
"Mmm. You don't feel warm. My stomach hurts."
House
wanna go to school. I can do my work at home.
"wanna go to school. I can do my work at home."
House
Jessica, what's wrong?
"Jessica, what's wrong?"
House
Everybody hates me.
"Everybody hates me."
House
Oh, they don't hate you.
"Oh, they don't hate you."
House
They don't even know you because they're too ignorant to try.
"They don't even know you because they're too ignorant to try."
House
I hate myself. Jessica, don't say that.
"I hate myself. Jessica, don't say that."
House
Oh, honey. Look at me. Look at me.
"Oh, honey. Look at me. Look at me."
House
You are a wonderful, beautiful little girl.
"You are a wonderful, beautiful little girl."
House
Don't let a few bad apples-- A few? Try my whole class.
"Don't let a few bad apples-- A few? Try my whole class."
House
Remember the story where the guy keeps saying that he hates green eggs and ham?
"Remember the story where the guy keeps saying that he hates green eggs and ham?"
House
And then at the end he realized he really loved them?
"And then at the end he realized he really loved them?"
House
One day, they're gonna realize what a great kid you really are.
"One day, they're gonna realize what a great kid you really are."
House
You just gotta be like Sam-I-Am. And don't give up.
"You just gotta be like Sam-I-Am. And don't give up."
House
Okay.
"Okay."
House
That's it. Keep goin'.
"That's it. Keep goin'."
House
Good. Nice. You're doin' great, Jessica. You're doin' great.
"Good. Nice. You're doin' great, Jessica. You're doin' great."
House
Hey. Hey, Seth.
"Hey. Hey, Seth."
House
- You wanna spend the rest of class sittin' on the bench? - No.
"- You wanna spend the rest of class sittin' on the bench? - No."
House
Keep goin', Jess. You got 40 more seconds.
"Keep goin', Jess. You got 40 more seconds."
House
My arm hurts. Come on. Tough it up. You can do it. You can do it.
"My arm hurts. Come on. Tough it up. You can do it. You can do it."
House
- My chest hurts. - How do you think the ground feels?
"- My chest hurts. - How do you think the ground feels?"
House
Hey, Seth. Two laps. Bye.
"Hey, Seth. Two laps. Bye."
House
I can't.
"I can't."
House
Only 10 more seconds. You got it.
"Only 10 more seconds. You got it."
House
Jessica? Jessica?
"Jessica? Jessica?"
House
Jessica!
"Jessica!"
House
Oh, my God. Hey, go to the office. Get Miss Parsons. Now!
"Oh, my God. Hey, go to the office. Get Miss Parsons. Now!"
House
- I'm on the playground at Finley Elementary. One of my students is havin' a heart attack.
"- I'm on the playground at Finley Elementary. One of my students is havin' a heart attack."
House
Yeah, she's 10. Don't you think I know that? Just send the damn ambulance.
"Yeah, she's 10. Don't you think I know that? Just send the damn ambulance."
House
Come on. Wake up. Come on, sweetie.
"Come on. Wake up. Come on, sweetie."
House
Dr. Bender, call extension 2870.
"Dr. Bender, call extension 2870."
House
You ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?
"You ever seen an infected pierced scrotum?"
House
Um, no, but I know a few people on whom I'd like to see it happen. We need to talk.
"Um, no, but I know a few people on whom I'd like to see it happen. We need to talk."
House
Well, if pain's what you're after, the penis is really the way to go.
"Well, if pain's what you're after, the penis is really the way to go."
House
- I'd recommend the apadravya. - We're not talking.
"- I'd recommend the apadravya. - We're not talking."
House
Oh. It sounded like we were.
"Oh. It sounded like we were."
House
No, you're attempting to avoid talking because you know what I wanna talk about.
"No, you're attempting to avoid talking because you know what I wanna talk about."
House
Nipples? You need to get rid of one of your people.
"Nipples? You need to get rid of one of your people."
House
A decision like this can't be made without proper, you know, review.
"A decision like this can't be made without proper, you know, review."
House
Shouldn't take longer than a month, maybe two.
"Shouldn't take longer than a month, maybe two."
House
Four at the most, unless it gets complicated.
"Four at the most, unless it gets complicated."
House
There's no way outta this.
"There's no way outta this."
House
Only instead of a two-cent piece of tape and gauze, it's a human being.
"Only instead of a two-cent piece of tape and gauze, it's a human being."
House
- Like you care. - Like you don't.
"- Like you care. - Like you don't."
House
You have a week. Get it done.
"You have a week. Get it done."
House
We have a referral from Dr. Lenkiewicz.
"We have a referral from Dr. Lenkiewicz."
House
- Don't know him. - He knows you.
"- Don't know him. - He knows you."
House
- What's the problem? - Heart attack.
"- What's the problem? - Heart attack."
House
- Definitely don't know him. - The patient's 10.
"- Definitely don't know him. - The patient's 10."
House
Right. Simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age.
"Right. Simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age."
House
Maybe an actress trying to hang on. I meant maybe the tests were wrong.
"Maybe an actress trying to hang on. I meant maybe the tests were wrong."
House
That's what the E.R. thought. Three C.K.-M.B.'s were positive.
"That's what the E.R. thought. Three C.K.-M.B.'s were positive."
House
The E.K.G. shows classic signs of S. T. elevation. It's a heart attack.
"The E.K.G. shows classic signs of S. T. elevation. It's a heart attack."
House
She's morbidly obese. The "morbid" part of that raises alarms.
"She's morbidly obese. The "morbid" part of that raises alarms."
House
Come on. It takes decades to eat your way into a heart attack.
"Come on. It takes decades to eat your way into a heart attack."
House
Doesn't take decades to kill yourself. If I was that fat,
"Doesn't take decades to kill yourself. If I was that fat,"
House
I'd be pretty tempted to knock back a bottle of pills.
"I'd be pretty tempted to knock back a bottle of pills."
House
It's not a drug overdose. The fatigue, muscle pain and difficulty
"It's not a drug overdose. The fatigue, muscle pain and difficulty"
House
concentrating have been bothering her for over a year.
"concentrating have been bothering her for over a year."
House
That's because of her weight, her depression.
"That's because of her weight, her depression."
House
That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said.
"That's what five pediatricians, two nutritionists and a psychologist said."
House