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The ex-boy toy. Yeah, that makes sense.
"The ex-boy toy. Yeah, that makes sense."
House
Stace?
"Stace?"
House
Hi. I'm Greg House. You must be Matt.
"Hi. I'm Greg House. You must be Matt."
House
- Wow. Greg House. - Yeah. Wow.
"- Wow. Greg House. - Yeah. Wow."
House
No, I haven't been avoiding you. I just didn't want to waste your time.
"No, I haven't been avoiding you. I just didn't want to waste your time."
House
The other doctors checked me out. They said it was just stress.
"The other doctors checked me out. They said it was just stress."
House
- College season. Kids, parents-- They're all over me. - Makes sense to me.
"- College season. Kids, parents-- They're all over me. - Makes sense to me."
House
- Greg. - What do you want me to do? - You said you'd check him out.
"- Greg. - What do you want me to do? - You said you'd check him out."
House
- We could go for a run together. - Ah! It's Oscar Wilde.
"- We could go for a run together. - Ah! It's Oscar Wilde."
House
the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City.
"the neighbors they're stripping in Atlantic City."
House
- I'm definitely taller. - I have more hair.
"- I'm definitely taller. - I have more hair."
House
Morning. You guys got the file. What's wrong?
"Morning. You guys got the file. What's wrong?"
House
If that's negative, C.T. his abdomen and pelvis with and without contrast.
"If that's negative, C.T. his abdomen and pelvis with and without contrast."
House
- Did I miss anything? - Kitchen sink.
"- Did I miss anything? - Kitchen sink."
House
Well, we could certainly give that-- Oh, you minx!
"Well, we could certainly give that-- Oh, you minx!"
House
What you're thinking is, you're going to save him, be a hero and win her back.
"What you're thinking is, you're going to save him, be a hero and win her back."
House
It's always impressive, that level of twisted narcissism.
"It's always impressive, that level of twisted narcissism."
House
- What's the next move? - Leaving.
"- What's the next move? - Leaving."
House
It's awkward being in a hospital when there's nothing wrong with me.
"It's awkward being in a hospital when there's nothing wrong with me."
House
No. It means we have no idea what's wrong with him.
"No. It means we have no idea what's wrong with him."
House
Retract.
"Retract."
House
Insert.
"Insert."
House
but I'm sure they're going to try to distinguish it by--
"but I'm sure they're going to try to distinguish it by--"
House
People think the closer they're sitting to the operating room, the more they care.
"People think the closer they're sitting to the operating room, the more they care."
House
I might sleep with you.
"I might sleep with you."
House
The surgery went well. He's in Recovery. You can see him now.
"The surgery went well. He's in Recovery. You can see him now."
House
- That's abdominal epilepsy. - Means there's some sort of neurological problem.
"- That's abdominal epilepsy. - Means there's some sort of neurological problem."
House
Global axonal nerve death.
"Global axonal nerve death."
House
Last I heard, Alzheimer's had a genetic component. Did the patient have parents?
"Last I heard, Alzheimer's had a genetic component. Did the patient have parents?"
House
You're not interested in a medical history.
"You're not interested in a medical history."
House
Check for toxins, heavy metals-- anything that might
"Check for toxins, heavy metals-- anything that might"
House
Making lunch? I assume that's for Mark.
"Making lunch? I assume that's for Mark."
House
Grandparents, uncles, aunts. How was their health? Greg hates fishing.
"Grandparents, uncles, aunts. How was their health? Greg hates fishing."
House
He's got a theory.
"He's got a theory."
House
Most likely candidate right now is Alzheimer's.
"Most likely candidate right now is Alzheimer's."
House
Any family history?
"Any family history?"
House
His sister voted for Nader, twice. That's about it.
"His sister voted for Nader, twice. That's about it."
House
What was he like before his leg?
"What was he like before his leg?"
House
Man's getting older. Or it might indicate back pain.
"Man's getting older. Or it might indicate back pain."
House
Wife would have mentioned it. Yoga's good for picking up the ladies too.
"Wife would have mentioned it. Yoga's good for picking up the ladies too."
House
On the other hand, "Prescribed to W. Brown".
"On the other hand, "Prescribed to W. Brown"."
House
illegal prescriptions to high school kids.
"illegal prescriptions to high school kids."
House
- What did the C.S.F. say about encephalitis? - Said no. Champagne tap.
"- What did the C.S.F. say about encephalitis? - Said no. Champagne tap."
House
PET scan will reveal any changing metabolic activity in the cerebral cortex.
"PET scan will reveal any changing metabolic activity in the cerebral cortex."
House
Run him through and check his memory.
"Run him through and check his memory."
House
Checking up on me?
"Checking up on me?"
House
Okay. Here we go.
"Okay. Here we go."
House
What? Could be a problem with his long-term memory.
"What? Could be a problem with his long-term memory."
House
He remembers voices. This serves no diagnostic purpose.
"He remembers voices. This serves no diagnostic purpose."
House
Emotional reactions. I just want to be thorough.
"Emotional reactions. I just want to be thorough."
House
I remember the honeymoon was in Paris. I remember
"I remember the honeymoon was in Paris. I remember"
House
'cause we didn't leave the room for two weeks.
"'cause we didn't leave the room for two weeks."
House
It's not paranoia if someone's out to get you.
"It's not paranoia if someone's out to get you."
House
Here we go.
"Here we go."
House
but his brain is dying.
"but his brain is dying."
House
We wait.
"We wait."
House
No pain. Nothing.
"No pain. Nothing."
House
What?
"What?"
House
His symptoms mimic a peripheral nervous system under attack.
"His symptoms mimic a peripheral nervous system under attack."
House
Start him on I.V. immuno--
"Start him on I.V. immuno--"
House
Period? More like dot, dot, dot.
"Period? More like dot, dot, dot."
House
What if he has the virus but isn't producing those antibodies?
"What if he has the virus but isn't producing those antibodies?"
House
Come on. The chances of that-- Didn't ask about the Vegas line. I said "what if".
"Come on. The chances of that-- Didn't ask about the Vegas line. I said "what if"."
House
It would mean he's sick, and his body's not doing anything about it.
"It would mean he's sick, and his body's not doing anything about it."
House
Treatment isn't all that dangerous. Plasmapheresis and I.V.I.G.
"Treatment isn't all that dangerous. Plasmapheresis and I.V.I.G."
House
- Well, if it was medical, he should be talking to me. - I'll be just outside the door.
"- Well, if it was medical, he should be talking to me. - I'll be just outside the door."
House
- You're going to leave me anyway. - No. That's not gonna happen.
"- You're going to leave me anyway. - No. That's not gonna happen."
House
Honey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going to talk to him.
"Honey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going to talk to him."
House
He's having a reaction to the I.V.I.G. I need epi, stat.
"He's having a reaction to the I.V.I.G. I need epi, stat."
House
O2 sats are within range.
"O2 sats are within range."
House
I'm betting the only abnormal sign is sweaty palms.
"I'm betting the only abnormal sign is sweaty palms."
House
He's had five visitors drive down. I didn't recognize any of them.
"He's had five visitors drive down. I didn't recognize any of them."
House
which I'm sure he finds very comforting.
"which I'm sure he finds very comforting."
House
that you were taking Mark to Princeton Plainsboro
"that you were taking Mark to Princeton Plainsboro"
House
Teaching Hospital to try to save his life?
"Teaching Hospital to try to save his life?"
House
and that it might be dangerous for me to spend time with you.
"and that it might be dangerous for me to spend time with you."
House
I'm thinking your friends might have similar concerns,
"I'm thinking your friends might have similar concerns,"
House
No.
"No."
House
My wife's gonna kill me. We're having company. She cooked.
"My wife's gonna kill me. We're having company. She cooked."
House
I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
House
He's apparently a much better guy than I am.
"He's apparently a much better guy than I am."
House
or it's because I want her to suffer.
"or it's because I want her to suffer."
House
Hey. Is it okay if I talk to Stacy for a minute?
"Hey. Is it okay if I talk to Stacy for a minute?"
House
You wanted to go since you were 16. He actually took you. No, I had to work.
"You wanted to go since you were 16. He actually took you. No, I had to work."
House
We spent the night in New York. Then we went back to Short Hills. What is it?
"We spent the night in New York. Then we went back to Short Hills. What is it?"
House
When did Mark switch from mountain biking to yoga?
"When did Mark switch from mountain biking to yoga?"
House
that he really did spend 40 francs on a tour of the bastille.
"that he really did spend 40 francs on a tour of the bastille."
House
polyneuropathy, paranoia...
"polyneuropathy, paranoia..."
House
It'll jump you in a dark alley, beat the crap out of you, leave you bleeding.
"It'll jump you in a dark alley, beat the crap out of you, leave you bleeding."
House
There's only one way to confirm A.I.P.-- urine sample made during the attack.
"There's only one way to confirm A.I.P.-- urine sample made during the attack."
House
Barbiturates, alcohol, high levels of protein will set off an attack.
"Barbiturates, alcohol, high levels of protein will set off an attack."
House
That's why I'm gonna give him the combo plate. All of it.
"That's why I'm gonna give him the combo plate. All of it."
House
So if he has this, and you trigger an attack, the attack makes him worse, right?
"So if he has this, and you trigger an attack, the attack makes him worse, right?"
House
I want you to test him. Fine.
"I want you to test him. Fine."
House
I'll send for an H.M.B.-synthase mutation.
"I'll send for an H.M.B.-synthase mutation."
House
Because he doesn't want me to.
"Because he doesn't want me to."
House
Yeah, maybe. You're gonna kill my husband to teach me a lesson?
"Yeah, maybe. You're gonna kill my husband to teach me a lesson?"
House
Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them.
"Because you browbeat patients, intimidate them, lie to them."
House
Still no change. He's not getting worse?
"Still no change. He's not getting worse?"
House
I only met him when he drugged me.
"I only met him when he drugged me."
House
Just 'cause you can't hoist a few doesn't mean you should be left out.
"Just 'cause you can't hoist a few doesn't mean you should be left out."
House
And you'd bet my life on that? I would.
"And you'd bet my life on that? I would."
House
I don't.
"I don't."
House
Smart.
"Smart."
House
Leave the room. It's not your problem. You need the consent from him.
"Leave the room. It's not your problem. You need the consent from him."
House
Please. If you're right, this may be his only shot.
"Please. If you're right, this may be his only shot."
House
You son of a bitch!
"You son of a bitch!"
House
Is that an attack?
"Is that an attack?"
House
This is not a stroke. The delta-wave burst is just a vasospasm.
"This is not a stroke. The delta-wave burst is just a vasospasm."
House
It's still yellow.
"It's still yellow."
House
Never better.
"Never better."
House
I thought...
"I thought..."
House
I'm happy for you.
"I'm happy for you."
House
Thank you.
"Thank you."
House
You always will be.
"You always will be."
House
But I can't be with you.
"But I can't be with you."
House
What's so great about you is you always think you're right.
"What's so great about you is you always think you're right."
House
But with you, I was lonely. And with Mark, there's room for me.
"But with you, I was lonely. And with Mark, there's room for me."
House
- I gotta go. - No, no. He'll be here.
"- I gotta go. - No, no. He'll be here."
House
- I'm sure he's just running a little late. - He's canceled two exams. He's not gonna--
"- I'm sure he's just running a little late. - He's canceled two exams. He's not gonna--"
House