Clips from Strangers with Candy - Old Habits/New Beginnings (S01E01)

Movies 1999 Season 1, Episode 1 86 min ★ 5.9/10 (8,956 ratings) 491 clips

Comedy

Episodes from this show

Title	Season	Episode
Old Habits/New Beginnings	1	1
Who Wants Cake?	1	4
Bogie Nights	1	5
Let Freedom Ring	1	6

Title	Season	Episode
Feather in the Storm	1	7
Jerri is Only Skin Deep	1	9
The Trip Back	1	10
Behind Blank Eyes	2	2

"And watch the film."

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"But now I'm out of jail,"

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"safely nestled in their internment camps."

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"[CLEARS THROAT]"

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"I can't smoke one stick of pot, or take one needle of coke."

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"after a boot of scag or a snort of horse..."

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"I need to know who's coming to my party on Friday night."

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"you can just tell me later or just come."

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"Alright, everybody, for tomorrow"

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""Rise of the Incas.""

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"Jerri, I'm a little concerned about all this party talk."

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"based on this morning's geography pop quiz..."

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"Then I suggest you spend a little bit more time"

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"I'm only having this party so I can make some friends."

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"Okay, you understand?"

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"Lock the door."

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"Oh, no."

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"I guess I haven't had a chance yet."

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"You know, I'm a little busy."

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"Oh, y'know, Jerri, I can't"

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"Got Columbus here fighting the pilgrims"

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"I'm having a hard time fitting in and making friends."

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"You're a joy to be around,"

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"you're beautiful... inside,"

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"all you need to do to fit in..."

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"and find out what makes you unique."

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"A-ha, ha.."

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"Yes!"

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"Yes, go with what you know."

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"Lock that door on the way out."

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"I think Mr. Jellineck was right."

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"Let's go get you a badge, because you know what?"

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"[IMITATING JERRI] "Hey guys, bring hot fruit.""

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"Where'd you get it?"

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"I'll drive!"

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"CODY: I don't know. I'll see you later."

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"when air gets trapped in this region?"

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"Why don't you do that"

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"We'll just see."

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"Tomorrow you're going on the trip of your life."

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"See, I've got this friend..."

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"Anyway, this friend... Uhh..."

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"even though it's illegal and might violate my parole..."

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"God, they don't make those anymore."

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"Sometimes this would do the trick."

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"Stoney and I would go over to Buckles,"

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"Mmmm!"

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"God, those were some good times!"

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"Why don't you see,"

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"That's it."

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"Mmmm... it's making my lips numb."

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"which could be a godsend, ha ha."

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"[POP]"

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"Thanks, Poppy."

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"and I'm gonna have a cheese ball."

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"[BELL DINGING]"

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"I suggest massive amounts of selenium sulfide."

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"Thought herself to be a bumble bee."

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"Word has it that you and Poppy are as thick as thieves."

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"I can supply you with plenty of L-glutamine."

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"That's wonderful, Derrick."

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"Poppy Downes OD'd and she's in a coma."

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"Poppy Downes is in a coma?!"

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"They need comfort food."

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"I'd take it over."

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"No, but if Poppy ever wakes up,"

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"Those keyholes are a menace!"

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"No dessert, Jerri."

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"Don't touch the dog."

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"Don't rub your feces on the lampshade."

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"Shelly!"

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"First of all, I want to reiterate"

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"And secondly, if Poppy Downes comes out of that coma,"

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"There's got to be something I can do."

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"Oh, you must be her uncle."

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"and... a photograph of me..."

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"I've got something to say."

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"That's the same bowl I mixed the glint in!"

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"Give me my turtle."

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"Give me my turtle!"

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"Shelly!!!"

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"That was odd."

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"Get out of my way!"

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"Ohhh... ohhh Shelly."

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"For reasons I'd rather not say,"

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"It's worth all the whiskey in a drunkard's dream, Jerri."

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"Hi, Mother."

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"Now, don't you two stay up yakking all night."

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"[SHOES SQUEAKING]"

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"Okay..."

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"First of all, I want you all to know"

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"you make me sick."

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"And I'm sure there's something I could bust"

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"each and every one of you little mother-lovers for."

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"And frankly, I'd love nothing more"

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"than to see each and every one of you in prison."

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"But hey, I've been asked not to talk about my fantasies,"

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"so I'm going to talk to you about street drugs."

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"This little tin right here contains the whole rigmarole."

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"I got some big fat doobies in here,"

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"I got both your powdered and crack cocaine,"

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"Alright, so let's pop a cork in the chatter..."

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"That you all make me sick."

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"So let's pop a cork in the chatter"

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"Ooh!"

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"Hello, I'm Jerri Blank"

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"and I'm a 46-year-old high school freshman."

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"For 32 years I was a teenage runaway."

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"I was a boozer, a user, and a loser."

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"My friends were dealers, cons and 18-carat pimps."

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"picking up my life exactly where I left off."

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"I'm back in high school, living at home,"

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"and discovering all sorts of things about my body."

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"I'm finding out that though the faces have changed,"

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"the hassles are just the same."

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"And meanwhile, our cousins from the East were eating bowls of rice,"

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"TEACHER: Excellent report, Poppy."

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"It's important that we never forget the atrocities"

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"the Japanese committed against our boys."

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"Okay, good job."

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