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Clips from Strangers with Candy - Behind Blank Eyes (S02E02)

Movies 1999 Season 2, Episode 2 86 min ★ 5.9/10 (8,956 ratings) 481 clips
Comedy

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is no place for the malformed or the abnormal.
"is no place for the malformed or the abnormal."
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Why don't you turn your energies
"Why don't you turn your energies"
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Well, you've got to admire his sense of direction.
"Well, you've got to admire his sense of direction."
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Boo!
"Boo!"
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You should've seen what I did in the shower.
"You should've seen what I did in the shower."
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I'd like the company.
"I'd like the company."
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Oh here, let me help you with that.
"Oh here, let me help you with that."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Here, let me help you!
"Here, let me help you!"
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I cross this street every day by myself with no problem.
"I cross this street every day by myself with no problem."
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Okay, Jerri...
"Okay, Jerri..."
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Alan!
"Alan!"
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Cross all the time by yourself?
"Cross all the time by yourself?"
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The audacity!
"The audacity!"
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I will not be strong-armed by the Board of Education.
"I will not be strong-armed by the Board of Education."
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Listen up, Roger, don't push me
"Listen up, Roger, don't push me"
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and then where will you place your bets?!
"and then where will you place your bets?!"
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Jerri, can we just change the subject?
"Jerri, can we just change the subject?"
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Do you close your eyes when you sleep?
"Do you close your eyes when you sleep?"
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Sorry, just curious.
"Sorry, just curious."
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♪ Oh say can you see... ♪
"♪ Oh say can you see... ♪"
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Good one, Trake!
"Good one, Trake!"
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Enter if you dare.
"Enter if you dare."
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This is Alan, he's blind.
"This is Alan, he's blind."
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What's up, darling, is this some sort of a prank?
"What's up, darling, is this some sort of a prank?"
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Alan is my friend, Mother.
"Alan is my friend, Mother."
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I can't have him bumping into my valuables
"I can't have him bumping into my valuables"
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We'll go up to my room!
"We'll go up to my room!"
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C'mon, Alan!
"C'mon, Alan!"
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Jerri, would you just keep him in the channel please.
"Jerri, would you just keep him in the channel please."
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Alan!
"Alan!"
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and blaming it on me.
"and blaming it on me."
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Who told you that?!
"Who told you that?!"
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Nice to spend time with somebody I can trust.
"Nice to spend time with somebody I can trust."
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I'm here for you, Alan.
"I'm here for you, Alan."
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Take the trail to heaven!
"Take the trail to heaven!"
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Oh that's it, work it,
"Oh that's it, work it,"
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What?
"What?"
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Alan, a little bit more to the left.
"Alan, a little bit more to the left."
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There ya go.
"There ya go."
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Evidently there's some "law" that says
"Evidently there's some "law" that says"
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you can't discriminate against the disabled.
"you can't discriminate against the disabled."
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Now, I don't like this anymore than you do,
"Now, I don't like this anymore than you do,"
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My hands are tied.
"My hands are tied."
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Alan, it's me, Jerri.
"Alan, it's me, Jerri."
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Count me among the sightless.
"Count me among the sightless."
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What are you talking about, Jerri?
"What are you talking about, Jerri?"
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I covered my eyes with a blindfold
"I covered my eyes with a blindfold"
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I'll uh, see you at school tomorrow, Alan.
"I'll uh, see you at school tomorrow, Alan."
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Or rather... Not see you.
"Or rather... Not see you."
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I want to see!
"I want to see!"
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This is gonna be in the yearbook if he survives.
"This is gonna be in the yearbook if he survives."
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Now I understand the true curse of blindness.
"Now I understand the true curse of blindness."
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What are you up to, dumb eyes?
"What are you up to, dumb eyes?"
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Just thinking about the big game.
"Just thinking about the big game."
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That's right, and what do you get from paper?
"That's right, and what do you get from paper?"
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Is it coming together for you, Alan?
"Is it coming together for you, Alan?"
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Listen, nobody wants you on the team!
"Listen, nobody wants you on the team!"
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Let's go watch some gay porn
"Let's go watch some gay porn"
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Ha ha ha ha...
"Ha ha ha ha..."
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Jerri?
"Jerri?"
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Uh huh?
"Uh huh?"
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What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
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I mean wearing that blindfold.
"I mean wearing that blindfold."
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What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
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playing in the big game.
"playing in the big game."
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the team would respect me, you know?
"the team would respect me, you know?"
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Um, everything's so bright and, and hot.
"Um, everything's so bright and, and hot."
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Oh my God.
"Oh my God."
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No-Lookin'-at-Things guy...
"No-Lookin'-at-Things guy..."
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Alan!
"Alan!"
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The monkey's dressed up like a sheriff!
"The monkey's dressed up like a sheriff!"
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our players may be honkeys,
"our players may be honkeys,"
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LISS: All right, remember:
"LISS: All right, remember:"
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We are here to kick some ass!
"We are here to kick some ass!"
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Please hand us an easy victory.
"Please hand us an easy victory."
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Oh, and, uh,
"Oh, and, uh,"
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forgive me for that thing I do with the thing.
"forgive me for that thing I do with the thing."
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All right, let's go get knocked up,
"All right, let's go get knocked up,"
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I hope you're all happy keeping Alan off the team.
"I hope you're all happy keeping Alan off the team."
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About what?
"About what?"
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We acted selfishly.
"We acted selfishly."
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[CROWD CHEERING]
"[CROWD CHEERING]"
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Alan!
"Alan!"
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Good!
"Good!"
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Alright, we're going with a shotgun 24 double dog,
"Alright, we're going with a shotgun 24 double dog,"
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Alan, this one's going to you, on seven...
"Alan, this one's going to you, on seven..."
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Set!
"Set!"
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Hut!
"Hut!"
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Hut!
"Hut!"
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Ughn!
"Ughn!"
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Ughn!
"Ughn!"
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except of course for Alan, being blind and all.
"except of course for Alan, being blind and all."
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Towel?
"Towel?"
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and everyone's getting along just fine!
"and everyone's getting along just fine!"
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♪ Feelin' ♪
"♪ Feelin' ♪"
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♪ and I know I should ♪
"♪ and I know I should ♪"
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♪ walkin' ♪
"♪ walkin' ♪"
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♪ the DJ's spinnin' ♪
"♪ the DJ's spinnin' ♪"
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♪ the DJ's spinnin' and I am feelin' good ♪
"♪ the DJ's spinnin' and I am feelin' good ♪"
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Nice catch, Orlando.
"Nice catch, Orlando."
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Speaking of catch, what's going on with you and Spence?
"Speaking of catch, what's going on with you and Spence?"
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He just doesn't snap my bean.
"He just doesn't snap my bean."
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I need someone strong and courageous.
"I need someone strong and courageous."
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Shazam!
"Shazam!"
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Oh my dear Lord.
"Oh my dear Lord."
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Ughnnn...
"Ughnnn..."
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I haven't seen you before.
"I haven't seen you before."
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You know, when I started at Flatpoint, I w...
"You know, when I started at Flatpoint, I w..."
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Over here!
"Over here!"
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Being rude.
"Being rude."
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Well, I can do everything you do.
"Well, I can do everything you do."
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Mmm... so strong and courageous.
"Mmm... so strong and courageous."
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PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN: All right, everybody out of the water.
"PRINCIPAL BLACKMAN: All right, everybody out of the water."
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Hello, I'm Jerri Blank.
"Hello, I'm Jerri Blank."
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did a lot of time.
"did a lot of time."
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I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
"I was a boozer, a user, and a loser."
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I stole the TV...
"I stole the TV..."
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The hassles are just the same.
"The hassles are just the same."
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Move it, ladies!
"Move it, ladies!"
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