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Clips from Strangers with Candy - The Trip Back (S01E01)

Movies 1999 Season 1, Episode 10 86 min ★ 5.9/10 (8,956 ratings) 449 clips

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[PROUDLY] A "D"...
[BELL RINGS]
if I keep these grades up.
hanging out at Santa's Playland.
Jerri!
I'd hate to see you gettin' mixed up
Let's go, Trish!
Now bear down and ride it...
I wanna show you something.
Back at 'cha.
Check it out.
That's quite a humidor you got there.
[SNIFFING]
Close your eyes, Jerri.
What do you see?
Uh! Don't ya just love this song!
Totally.
Hey, troll, aren't you supposed to be
I already put the turkey in the oven.
and sell it on the black market.
You are so lucky I'm a coward.
The next step is firing in the kiln.
To put that in perspective
Let's just say... It's a bong.
that are the good students.
Put glass in their slippers.
Did your head try to escape?
Yes, but now I have an excuse!
Well, I'll see ya later.
What?!
So alright...as you were.
I'll see you in Spanish... so...
That's been affecting my class.
Have you ever tried it?
Yeah... I used to get stoned.
Hey, of course I'm gonna pay for it.
Nice badge.
It's as simple as that.
You wrote the words "Planet Zoot."
Oh.
Sorry, I'm late.
Do I know you?
Aaahh!! Yaaahhhh!!
Ohh!! Ohhh!!!
My eyes... arrrghh!
Noblet's class.
What does he teach?
Alright.
Baton Rouge!
No, Jerri.
in his old lady's basement.
No way!
You gotta be there.
It's noon, Jerri.
Are you high now?
That's what you're asking me?
Look, I'll prove to you that I'm not.
I'll help you practice.
Jerri... Jerri!!
Ha ha ha, Orlando.
Mr. Noblet?
Why would I care?
'Cause she's a doper!
And I'll do it again!
Arhhhh!
What're ya lookin' at?!
tu-uh-time... uhhh!!
Oh yeah, that... heh, heh.
I plea bargained.
I've graded your term papers.
A "D"!?
Thank you, Mr. Noblet!
You do that well on the final exam
Hold on a minute, Jerri.
But I want you to know...
That I hate you.
I hate you too, Mr. Noblet.
I guess we shouldn't hug.
Yeah, probably not.
Okay, why don't you run along.
Ooh! Ha, ha, ha...
A 46-year-old high school sophomore
Lock the door.
[FIGHTING STICKS CLACKING]
[THWACK]
Focus!
You just don't know how to have fun.
Hey...
You have insulted my master.
Prepare to die by my hand.
Heh heh heh.
Those guys are creeps.
I don't know...
I think they're kinda... sexy.
Stay away from those dopers, Jerri,
they're career freshmen.
in the wrong crowd.
Oh, yeah...
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Okay, c'mon, Orlando, bring it on!
Arm out, back up!