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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Twenty-Nine (S02E02)

TV Series 2014 –2019 Season 2, Episode 7 60 min ★ 7.8/10 (65,393 ratings) 1,044 clips
Drama Comedy

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Jane's whole love triangle blew up dramatically,
"Jane's whole love triangle blew up dramatically,"
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- Only problem... - Stop! No!
"- Only problem... - Stop! No!"
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And so Jane said good-bye
"And so Jane said good-bye"
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to Michael.
"to Michael."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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was a comedic triumph. However,
"was a comedic triumph. However,"
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- he ran into a roadblock. - What does, uh,
"- he ran into a roadblock. - What does, uh,"
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She came home to this.
"She came home to this."
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It vas accident?
"It vas accident?"
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- Jane Gloriana Villanueva - Tyler, no!
"- Jane Gloriana Villanueva - Tyler, no!"
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turned out to be really hard.
"turned out to be really hard."
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You'll love it. I mean, there's ghosts
"You'll love it. I mean, there's ghosts"
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only have girls.
"only have girls."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I had a feeling about that kid.
"I had a feeling about that kid."
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Oh, my God, Mom, it's, like, my dream house.
"Oh, my God, Mom, it's, like, my dream house."
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There's a white picket fence...
"There's a white picket fence..."
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No, I don't care how good the babysitter is.
"No, I don't care how good the babysitter is."
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Plus, I can't imagine leaving Mateo with a stranger.
"Plus, I can't imagine leaving Mateo with a stranger."
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I get it, but if we don't hire a sitter,
"I get it, but if we don't hire a sitter,"
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sometime around Presidents' Day.
"sometime around Presidents' Day."
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- What about next week, Ma? - Oh, Christmas dance recital rehearsal, remember?
"- What about next week, Ma? - Oh, Christmas dance recital rehearsal, remember?"
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- I could do it tonight. - Nah, my grad school Christmas party's tonight.
"- I could do it tonight. - Nah, my grad school Christmas party's tonight."
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You'd have so much more fun drinking with me.
"You'd have so much more fun drinking with me."
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What do you think?
"What do you think?"
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It would be nice to have someone to help out
"It would be nice to have someone to help out"
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But... I am making no promises.
"But... I am making no promises."
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_
"_"
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- let's go over some rules. - _
"- let's go over some rules. - _"
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I just want to say how honored I am
"I just want to say how honored I am"
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- no chitchat. - Rule number two:
"- no chitchat. - Rule number two:"
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Jane didn't expect to see this Christmas.
"Jane didn't expect to see this Christmas."
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- Hi. - Oh, hey.
"- Hi. - Oh, hey."
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So, how have you been?
"So, how have you been?"
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- you know, I've moved on, so... - Yes.
"- you know, I've moved on, so... - Yes."
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He's moved on.
"He's moved on."
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Okay, so what about this for the Christmas party?
"Okay, so what about this for the Christmas party?"
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Dr. Bolton is a champion equestrian,
"Dr. Bolton is a champion equestrian,"
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You look great.
"You look great."
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Yeah. Still haven't gotten used to the fact
"Yeah. Still haven't gotten used to the fact"
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that these two are friendly.
"that these two are friendly."
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I think my babies are now 20% stuffing.
"I think my babies are now 20% stuffing."
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See you later.
"See you later."
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- Oh, come on, I can grab one. - I'm fine.
"- Oh, come on, I can grab one. - I'm fine."
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Well, that was a little cold.
"Well, that was a little cold."
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- _ - Okay.
"- _ - Okay."
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We need to go to the police, Mother,
"We need to go to the police, Mother,"
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You forgot about the... hook.
"You forgot about the... hook."
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I just got out of jail for aggravated assault.
"I just got out of jail for aggravated assault."
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What?!
"What?!"
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Xiomara...
"Xiomara..."
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tickling my eardrums.
"tickling my eardrums."
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capable of untangling this mess,
"capable of untangling this mess,"
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_
"_"
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_
"_"
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- _ - Ay. You remember this poser, right?
"- _ - Ay. You remember this poser, right?"
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_
"_"
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Hey, Wesley!
"Hey, Wesley!"
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Babe, just relax, okay?
"Babe, just relax, okay?"
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He doesn't hate you.
"He doesn't hate you."
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You haven't seen my latest evaluation.
"You haven't seen my latest evaluation."
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You need to chill out.
"You need to chill out."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Ah.
"Ah."
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- _ - of spontaneous and funny anecdotes.
"- _ - of spontaneous and funny anecdotes."
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- _ - Also, she was kind of drunk.
"- _ - Also, she was kind of drunk."
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Lady Royal bucked me so hard
"Lady Royal bucked me so hard"
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I lost my sense of smell for a year.
"I lost my sense of smell for a year."
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Get in there, Jane!
"Get in there, Jane!"
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_
"_"
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Oh...
"Oh..."
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Please stop.
"Please stop."
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Now, make your case the old-fashioned way.
"Now, make your case the old-fashioned way."
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Also making his case,
"Also making his case,"
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the cocaine, when bam!
"the cocaine, when bam!"
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Don Juan Draper shoots him in the head!
"Don Juan Draper shoots him in the head!"
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your family... if that's true, help me catch her. Help me.
"your family... if that's true, help me catch her. Help me."
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We don't have to play by the rules.
"We don't have to play by the rules."
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It's a tragedy...
"It's a tragedy..."
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Oh. It's the guy who turned Michael in.
"Oh. It's the guy who turned Michael in."
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Also feeling rather sorry? Our Jane.
"Also feeling rather sorry? Our Jane."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Seriously?
"Seriously?"
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No.
"No."
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a bag of ice and a pinch so your milk doesn't go bad.
"a bag of ice and a pinch so your milk doesn't go bad."
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Look, I might be pushing my luck here...
"Look, I might be pushing my luck here..."
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and if I'm gonna be at school and not at home with my kid,
"and if I'm gonna be at school and not at home with my kid,"
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until we find the perfect person.
"until we find the perfect person."
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to Babysitting Idol!
"to Babysitting Idol!"
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How do you handle difficult situations,
"How do you handle difficult situations,"
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that refuses to grow up.
"that refuses to grow up."
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Next!
"Next!"
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caring for children, Chepa?
"caring for children, Chepa?"
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_
"_"
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brings its own joys and challenges.
"brings its own joys and challenges."
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Frutillar, Chile.
"Frutillar, Chile."
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will be hearing English the majority of the time.
"will be hearing English the majority of the time."
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But, of course, it's your choice.
"But, of course, it's your choice."
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_
"_"
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_
"_"
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And if each and every one
"And if each and every one"
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into a TV pilot?
"into a TV pilot?"
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How much did you invest?
"How much did you invest?"
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I tried to invest
"I tried to invest"
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a "narrow-minded idiot."
"a "narrow-minded idiot.""
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Everything?
"Everything?"
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I live paycheck to paycheck.
"I live paycheck to paycheck."
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more $50,000 paychecks...
"more $50,000 paychecks..."
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Yes.
"Yes."
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You spend $10,000 on something called "smile maintenance"?
"You spend $10,000 on something called "smile maintenance"?"
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No. You clearly need to go on a budget.
"No. You clearly need to go on a budget."
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Dad, big picture...
"Dad, big picture..."
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totally in your new price range.
"totally in your new price range."
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No, no, no, no. Forget it.
"No, no, no, no. Forget it."
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He goes big or he goes home...
"He goes big or he goes home..."
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Jane. Hi. It's Petra.
"Jane. Hi. It's Petra."
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She doesn't have much experience with friends.
"She doesn't have much experience with friends."
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maybe you, uh...
"maybe you, uh..."
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you wanted to... have lunch sometime?
"you wanted to... have lunch sometime?"
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on Thanksgiving, and-and...
"on Thanksgiving, and-and..."
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