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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Ninety-Three (S05E05)

TV Series 2014 –2019 Season 5, Episode 12 60 min ★ 7.8/10 (65,393 ratings) 1,012 clips
Drama Comedy

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go, friends.
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Here we go, friends."
Jane the Virgin
As you know, Jane still loved Rafael,
"As you know, Jane still loved Rafael,"
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but she was trying to move on, so they could focus
"but she was trying to move on, so they could focus"
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on being good co-parents, which was important
"on being good co-parents, which was important"
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because Mateo was recently diagnosed with ADHD.
"because Mateo was recently diagnosed with ADHD."
Jane the Virgin
And they had to figure out how to best help him.
"And they had to figure out how to best help him."
Jane the Virgin
Medication is a lifelong decision
"Medication is a lifelong decision"
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and he is so young, and I just...
"and he is so young, and I just..."
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Jane, I agree. Mm.
"Jane, I agree. Mm."
Jane the Virgin
We should try other options first.
"We should try other options first."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not an easy decision.
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, not an easy decision."
Jane the Virgin
And speaking of decisions, Jane had decided to move in
"And speaking of decisions, Jane had decided to move in"
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to her own apartment.
"to her own apartment."
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I just think it's time for the next phase of my life.
"I just think it's time for the next phase of my life."
Jane the Virgin
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also entering the next phase...
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Also entering the next phase..."
Jane the Virgin
Poor Petra.
"Poor Petra."
Jane the Virgin
See, J.R. broke up with her and moved to Houston,
"See, J.R. broke up with her and moved to Houston,"
Jane the Virgin
but at least Petra got her other ex back.
"but at least Petra got her other ex back."
Jane the Virgin
What will it take for you to come back to me?
"What will it take for you to come back to me?"
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Triple my salary.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep.
"Triple my salary.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep."
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Her old assistant Krishna.
"Her old assistant Krishna."
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And I want a lunch hour every day.
"And I want a lunch hour every day."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in other great news, Xo found out
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And in other great news, Xo found out"
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she was cancer-free.ROGELIO: Oh.
"she was cancer-free.ROGELIO: Oh."
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Thank God. I'm so happy.
"Thank God. I'm so happy."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But he was less happy about this:
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But he was less happy about this:"
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Finally. We can be together.
"Finally. We can be together."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So Rogelio set River straight.
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So Rogelio set River straight."
Jane the Virgin
Let me make this perfectly clear, I love my wife.
"Let me make this perfectly clear, I love my wife."
Jane the Virgin
I don't want to have sex with you,
"I don't want to have sex with you,"
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I have never wanted to have sex with you.
"I have never wanted to have sex with you."
Jane the Virgin
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately,
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Unfortunately,"
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hell hath no fury
"hell hath no fury"
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like River Fields scorned.
"like River Fields scorned."
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He loves me not... he will pay.
"He loves me not... he will pay."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So let's see what happens next.
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So let's see what happens next."
Jane the Virgin
When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was six years old,
"When Jane Gloriana Villanueva was six years old,"
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she was in her first musical.
"she was in her first musical."
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♪ We're gonna dance and sing all night ♪
"♪ We're gonna dance and sing all night ♪"
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♪ We love to laugh...
"♪ We love to laugh..."
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Here comes her solo.
"Here comes her solo."
Jane the Virgin
♪ I like to sing 'cause singing is fun... ♪
"♪ I like to sing 'cause singing is fun... ♪"
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Oof. Yeah, turns out, it was also her last.
"Oof. Yeah, turns out, it was also her last."
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Because that voice was a deal-breaker.
"Because that voice was a deal-breaker."
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Today's my first rehearsal for the musical.
"Today's my first rehearsal for the musical."
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But, hey, maybe musical talent skips a generation?
"But, hey, maybe musical talent skips a generation?"
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I know, it's so exciting. And take it from me, Mateo,
"I know, it's so exciting. And take it from me, Mateo,"
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your first school musical is an experience you'll never forget.
"your first school musical is an experience you'll never forget."
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And can never un-hear.
"And can never un-hear."
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I'm gonna be a tree,
"I'm gonna be a tree,"
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and I'm in the forest.
"and I'm in the forest."
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My costume needs to be brown and green,
"My costume needs to be brown and green,"
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so can you make me a costume that's brown and green?
"so can you make me a costume that's brown and green?"
Jane the Virgin
On it. You are gonna be brown and green from head to toe. Huh?
"On it. You are gonna be brown and green from head to toe. Huh?"
Jane the Virgin
I also have to learn lines and a dance.
"I also have to learn lines and a dance."
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Then we will practice until you got it cold.
"Then we will practice until you got it cold."
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And on opening night,
"And on opening night,"
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I will be in the front row cheering on
"I will be in the front row cheering on"
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the best tree in Miami.
"the best tree in Miami."
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Now come on, let's see those branches.
"Now come on, let's see those branches."
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Go get the rest of your things for school, my little star.
"Go get the rest of your things for school, my little star."
Jane the Virgin
Ooh.
"Ooh."
Jane the Virgin
Laundry. Yes.
"Laundry. Yes."
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"Laundry in unit."
""Laundry in unit.""
Jane the Virgin
You hate the way I fold.
"You hate the way I fold."
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Rafael told me to make a list
"Rafael told me to make a list"
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of all the things I absolutely need for an apartment.
"of all the things I absolutely need for an apartment."
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I'm meeting with him later today
"I'm meeting with him later today"
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to go over his available listings.
"to go over his available listings."
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Mm. You know how the old saying goes.
"Mm. You know how the old saying goes."
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First comes love, then almost-marriage,
"First comes love, then almost-marriage,"
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then platonic friendship
"then platonic friendship"
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and then he's your real estate agent.
"and then he's your real estate agent."
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[laughs softly]
"[laughs softly]"
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JANE: Oh...
"JANE: Oh..."
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[shouts]MATEO: Sorry.
"[shouts]MATEO: Sorry."
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Yes.
"Yes."
Jane the Virgin
Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh.
"Carpet is a deal-breaker. Ugh."
Jane the Virgin
I hope Raf can find me something with all these must-haves.
"I hope Raf can find me something with all these must-haves."
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XIOMARA: I must have biked 20 miles today.
"XIOMARA: I must have biked 20 miles today."
Jane the Virgin
After three weeks of daily spin classes,
"After three weeks of daily spin classes,"
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I was finally able to get through
"I was finally able to get through"
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every set of jumps again.
"every set of jumps again."
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I'm so happy for you, Xiomara.
"I'm so happy for you, Xiomara."
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Just don't overdo it. You've hardly sat still.
"Just don't overdo it. You've hardly sat still."
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I'm just soaking up life, now that I can.
"I'm just soaking up life, now that I can."
Jane the Virgin
Now, me and my heavyweight hamstrings
"Now, me and my heavyweight hamstrings"
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are gonna take a shower, then I've got lunch
"are gonna take a shower, then I've got lunch"
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with some girlfriends I haven't seen in a while.
"with some girlfriends I haven't seen in a while."
Jane the Virgin
Sounds great.
"Sounds great."
Jane the Virgin
Are you okay, babe?
"Are you okay, babe?"
Jane the Virgin
You tossed and turned all night.It's River.
"You tossed and turned all night.It's River."
Jane the Virgin
She's driving me crazy.Wha-- I thought you said
"She's driving me crazy.Wha-- I thought you said"
Jane the Virgin
she was being really nice lately?Exactly.
"she was being really nice lately?Exactly."
Jane the Virgin
It's been weeks since I rejected her,
"It's been weeks since I rejected her,"
Jane the Virgin
and she has yet to retaliate.
"and she has yet to retaliate."
Jane the Virgin
Maybe that means she's over it?
"Maybe that means she's over it?"
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Xiomara, my-my sweet, naive wife.
"Xiomara, my-my sweet, naive wife."
Jane the Virgin
Of course she's not over it.
"Of course she's not over it."
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She is biding her time, plotting her revenge.
"She is biding her time, plotting her revenge."
Jane the Virgin
Is there any chance you're being paranoid?
"Is there any chance you're being paranoid?"
Jane the Virgin
Not at all. Just ask Rudy.
"Not at all. Just ask Rudy."
Jane the Virgin
Cupcake?
"Cupcake?"
Jane the Virgin
Why, thank you.
"Why, thank you."
Jane the Virgin
Taste this, see if it's poisoned.
"Taste this, see if it's poisoned."
Jane the Virgin
Rudy was sick for a week.
"Rudy was sick for a week."
Jane the Virgin
Doesn't he have a gluten allergy?
"Doesn't he have a gluten allergy?"
Jane the Virgin
So he says.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He does.
"So he says.LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He does."
Jane the Virgin
Rogelio, I obviously don't like River.
"Rogelio, I obviously don't like River."
Jane the Virgin
But I don't think she's poisoning you for rejecting her.
"But I don't think she's poisoning you for rejecting her."
Jane the Virgin
Well, then, you're playing right into her unusually large hands.
"Well, then, you're playing right into her unusually large hands."
Jane the Virgin
It's just that you have a tendency to get carried away.
"It's just that you have a tendency to get carried away."
Jane the Virgin
Oh, do I? Do I?
"Oh, do I? Do I?"
Jane the Virgin
Maybe that's a quality you should mention
"Maybe that's a quality you should mention"
Jane the Virgin
when you give my eulogy right after River poisons me to death.
"when you give my eulogy right after River poisons me to death."
Jane the Virgin
I'm taking a shower.
"I'm taking a shower."
Jane the Virgin
Try to relax.
"Try to relax."
Jane the Virgin
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He looks relaxed.
"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: He looks relaxed."
Jane the Virgin
♪ Everything needs love to grow ♪
"♪ Everything needs love to grow ♪"
Jane the Virgin
♪ It's love, love, love
"♪ It's love, love, love"
Jane the Virgin