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Clips from Jane the Virgin - Chapter Two (S01E01)

"And so Jane waited... which wasn't always easy."
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"He's a detective."
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"Should I... No, I-I got it."
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"I artificially inseminated the wrong woman."
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"who Jane kissed once five years ago,"
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"Anw you are caught up."
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"♪ ♪"
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"In fact, Jane had planned the day down to a tee."
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"would take over the mike and perform"
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"♪ And they're like, it's better than yours ♪"
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"She simply moved on."
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"I'm not hungry."
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"And Jane was determined to move on now."
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"Happy to be here. Proud to be representing"
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"with that, 'cause that's not gonna do well in our meetings."
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"I'm mostly here to watch and observe."
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"is that this... event..."
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"Sure, there are"
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"_"
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"I-In fact,"
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"Just like I know"
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"that you're trying to wait out our prenup"
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"Good. Yeah?"
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"_"
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"I... am gonna meet with Petra."
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"Mrs. Diana T. Gower. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"The nurse said you were between patients."
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"I figured I should just keep practicing."
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"I mean, you were a pretty good lawyer"
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"before you gave it up to become a trophy wife."
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"Take care of yourself."
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"I need your help."
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"And I believed her when she said she'd changed."
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"I just don't want to spend the next year"
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"(ringtone continues)"
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"married ex-boyfriend."
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"16 months ago."
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"She rushed home to Google him."
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"Jane."
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"Oh. Yes. Hi. Hey."
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"Sorry, what was it that you wanted to talk"
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"Just some... lawsuit stuff, actually."
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"But alas, plans change."
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"(laughs): No. I'm not suing."
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"(stammering quietly)"
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"I just... wow."
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"but, Jane, you should really talk to a lawyer."
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"I got to change."
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"What did Magic Mikey say when you told him? Did he freak out?"
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"He just found out the news about my pregnancy,"
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"Before he meets Rafael."
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"What? Nothing."
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"Very, very bad things."
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"but we're gonna have to."
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"I don't really care about it too much."
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"is that Michael never planned to date a virgin."
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"Okay, okay. I thought about it."
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"Michael, don't you think"
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"- And it was also a while ago. - (Sighs)"
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"Driving my staff crazy,"
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"Yeah, maybe, or maybe she knows"
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"it will be that much harder for me to leave her."
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"Yes, like the fish!"
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"(leopard growling)"
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"- to have an abortion. - Shh. I was just a kid."
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"and now it's been so long, and I..."
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"Yeah... okay, I'll tell her... today."
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"Who's the father?"
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"Because you might have stopped loving me,"
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"but I never stop loving you."
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"Okay... better, but I think"
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"You're gonna have to make him love you again."
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"What if I can't? Oh, please."
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"of weapons, hmm? Hmm?"
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"of the guy who owns the hotel."
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"The truth is, I have no idea how to act around you."
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"No, it's fine."
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"trying to get on with my life, not constantly think about it."
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"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It should be noted that at this very moment,"
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"all Jane wanted to do was scream “No!”"
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"Why don't you and your wife come?"
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"I feel good about myself,"
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"But I'm not drinking."
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"Don't call me crazy."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean..."
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"I know."
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"Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry."
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"MICHAEL: Are you"
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"Yes. Listen, is, uh, Rafael and Petra there yet?"
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"or it might be a little strange when you do know."
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"I mean, nothing then; it means nothing now."
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"I used to make out with Jane all the time."
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"We're, like, super happy."
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"Yes. Us, too."
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"- it's such a gift. - (Woman speaking Spanish)"
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"I'm late."
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"You're making our dreams come true."
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"- Oh, sorry. Sorry. Ma, back up. - (Overlapping chatter)"
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"You know what?"
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"Everyone else, out."
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"(computer whirring)"
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"Nice."
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"(gasps lightly)"
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"- Mm. - That couldn't have gone well."
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"That's what it is."
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"LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: It was all a little early indeed."
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"upon learning about Petra's affair,"
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"How...?"
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"Do you even want this baby?"
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"Then end it."
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"And, trust me, Jane's not giving that baby to him alone."
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"Fine."
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"I'll end it."
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"Good."
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"I want you to quit your job."
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