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Clips from Inside Job - Sex Machina (S01E01)

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[laughing] And one thing led to another,
"[laughing] And one thing led to another,"
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[gasps] Oh my God,
"[gasps] Oh my God,"
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Huh, "Mold diggers swipe left."
"Huh, "Mold diggers swipe left.""
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Power is attracted to me, honey.
"Power is attracted to me, honey."
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[groans] Yes, sir.
"[groans] Yes, sir."
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-Four-to-one she dies alone. -Sorry, Reagan, nothing personal.
"-Four-to-one she dies alone. -Sorry, Reagan, nothing personal."
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[laughs] …so I guess it's incredibly personal.
"[laughs] …so I guess it's incredibly personal."
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When she said "boyfriend,"
"When she said "boyfriend,""
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-[shutter clicks] -There. See?
"-[shutter clicks] -There. See?"
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[Myc] Subtle.
"[Myc] Subtle."
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[electronic music playing]
"[electronic music playing]"
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And, uh, if I told you, you'd have to die.
"And, uh, if I told you, you'd have to die."
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-I was just leaving. -[sighs]
"-I was just leaving. -[sighs]"
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Oh shit.
"Oh shit."
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-[suspenseful music playing] -[grunts]
"-[suspenseful music playing] -[grunts]"
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What am I? Wait, don't tell me.
"What am I? Wait, don't tell me."
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Subtract a point for being divorced, add one for being a veteran.
"Subtract a point for being divorced, add one for being a veteran."
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Then there's the face.
"Then there's the face."
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-[dramatic music plays] -[Glenn] A goddamn zero?
"-[dramatic music plays] -[Glenn] A goddamn zero?"
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[crowd chattering]
"[crowd chattering]"
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Those numbers don't mean anything. It's about what's in your heart.
"Those numbers don't mean anything. It's about what's in your heart."
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Sweetie, don't frown. It ruins the part of you that people like.
"Sweetie, don't frown. It ruins the part of you that people like."
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I bet if you had to live a week with this mug,
"I bet if you had to live a week with this mug,"
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[both] We'll take that action!
"[both] We'll take that action!"
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I've been rejected by almost every man in DC.
"I've been rejected by almost every man in DC."
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I can't give my coworkers the satisfaction
"I can't give my coworkers the satisfaction"
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of watching me fail out of the gene pool.
"of watching me fail out of the gene pool."
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You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?
"You mean I could find out if Chandler finally gets that end table?"
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First man to ask for their face back loses.
"First man to ask for their face back loses."
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This is gonna take a lot of anesthetic.
"This is gonna take a lot of anesthetic."
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[inhales deeply]
"[inhales deeply]"
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[beeping rapidly]
"[beeping rapidly]"
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[scary music plays]
"[scary music plays]"
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so he'll have nothing to compare your house to.
"so he'll have nothing to compare your house to."
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Hmm. What should I message him? I need an opening line.
"Hmm. What should I message him? I need an opening line."
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Enter the Reagan Dome! No, not that.
"Enter the Reagan Dome! No, not that."
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I don't know. The last boyfriend I could see a future with
"I don't know. The last boyfriend I could see a future with"
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-[screams] Oh my God. Am I dead? -[Reagan] No.
"-[screams] Oh my God. Am I dead? -[Reagan] No."
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Awareness down, reactivity down,
"Awareness down, reactivity down,"
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Or you could just go on a date with the real Bryan.
"Or you could just go on a date with the real Bryan."
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But what do I know?
"But what do I know?"
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[in Glenn's voice] I'm beautiful. Fox News anchor beautiful.
"[in Glenn's voice] I'm beautiful. Fox News anchor beautiful."
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Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head.
"Yeah, it's a fucking hole in your head."
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[shutter clicks]
"[shutter clicks]"
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Nice.
"Nice."
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We need to leave.
"We need to leave."
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Reagan?
"Reagan?"
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[in normal voice] Well, I'll be seeing you.
"[in normal voice] Well, I'll be seeing you."
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[Bryan-bot] Hey, Reagan. Everything go okay in there?
"[Bryan-bot] Hey, Reagan. Everything go okay in there?"
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God, maybe everybody's right.
"God, maybe everybody's right."
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Sorry, sir, you can't shop here.
"Sorry, sir, you can't shop here."
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Hot dog! Could this day get any better?
"Hot dog! Could this day get any better?"
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[whimpers]
"[whimpers]"
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I'll have a nonfat, triple-foam tapiocchiato.
"I'll have a nonfat, triple-foam tapiocchiato."
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I'm so sorry to bother you. Do you think you could spot me?
"I'm so sorry to bother you. Do you think you could spot me?"
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How could you say no to a smile like this?
"How could you say no to a smile like this?"
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Who's got two thumbs and is about to win your bet?
"Who's got two thumbs and is about to win your bet?"
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-Hey-o, bitches! -[glitches] Hey.
"-Hey-o, bitches! -[glitches] Hey."
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[Myc] Holy Christ, it's finally happening. She's fucking a robot.
"[Myc] Holy Christ, it's finally happening. She's fucking a robot."
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Gigi, I made him out of literal boyfriend material.
"Gigi, I made him out of literal boyfriend material."
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While everyone else is wasting their lives swiping,
"While everyone else is wasting their lives swiping,"
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I created the perfect man who will never disappoint me.
"I created the perfect man who will never disappoint me."
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-Let's watch Planet Earth. -[tablet beeps]
"-Let's watch Planet Earth. -[tablet beeps]"
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[Myc] Yikes. Fine, all right. You clearly need this more than I do.
"[Myc] Yikes. Fine, all right. You clearly need this more than I do."
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-[beeping] -[electricity fizzling]
"-[beeping] -[electricity fizzling]"
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Brett Hand speaking. How may you help me?
"Brett Hand speaking. How may you help me?"
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'cause my apartment's a hundred yards from a school.
"'cause my apartment's a hundred yards from a school."
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Say no more, kid.
"Say no more, kid."
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-[door squeaks] -[objects clatter]
"-[door squeaks] -[objects clatter]"
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Listen up, shitbird, I'm the one who asks for money in this house.
"Listen up, shitbird, I'm the one who asks for money in this house."
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I visit Julian Assange for two days,
"I visit Julian Assange for two days,"
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Oh God, I gotta get some work done.
"Oh God, I gotta get some work done."
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But I thought you were gonna do my repairs today.
"But I thought you were gonna do my repairs today."
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Is this what my life is now?
"Is this what my life is now?"
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Marathoning epic fail videos with Brian-bot?
"Marathoning epic fail videos with Brian-bot?"
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I'll text the real Bryan right now.
"I'll text the real Bryan right now."
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and it answers a lot of lingering questions.
"and it answers a lot of lingering questions."
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[in sinister voice] Release it to me now, temptress.
"[in sinister voice] Release it to me now, temptress."
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No, you're right. I'm sorry.
"No, you're right. I'm sorry."
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-And that's a good thing. -No, I… I'm telling you, I'm not Glenn.
"-And that's a good thing. -No, I… I'm telling you, I'm not Glenn."
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I know. I hacked your laptop, and I saw your messages.
"I know. I hacked your laptop, and I saw your messages."
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And you're just jealous because my hot new GF's a perfect ten.
"And you're just jealous because my hot new GF's a perfect ten."
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Hello, Reagan.
"Hello, Reagan."
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Right here, babe-a-rino. [grunts]
"Right here, babe-a-rino. [grunts]"
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[Reagan grunts]
"[Reagan grunts]"
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Well, I downloaded your dissertation, and I found several errors.
"Well, I downloaded your dissertation, and I found several errors."
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[gasps] No. Just punctuation stuff though, right?
"[gasps] No. Just punctuation stuff though, right?"
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I should get going. I have a date with real Bryan.
"I should get going. I have a date with real Bryan."
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Yeah, it's called texting back, Einstein.
"Yeah, it's called texting back, Einstein."
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Great, I'll send you an invite to the wedding
"Great, I'll send you an invite to the wedding"
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[muffled EDM music playing]
"[muffled EDM music playing]"
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No, we're at capacity, mate.
"No, we're at capacity, mate."
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Whose idea of foreplay is mansplaining the Civil War?
"Whose idea of foreplay is mansplaining the Civil War?"
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Oh come on. What part of this isn't working for you?
"Oh come on. What part of this isn't working for you?"
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[groans]
"[groans]"
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[Myc] Holy shit.
"[Myc] Holy shit."
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You really mean that?
"You really mean that?"
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Uh, do you wanna check out the rare minerals room? Oh!
"Uh, do you wanna check out the rare minerals room? Oh!"
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I'm checking out some rare minerals right now, amber eyes.
"I'm checking out some rare minerals right now, amber eyes."
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Uh, I am going to find the bathroom.
"Uh, I am going to find the bathroom."
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Ah! Oh my God! Reagan, what are you doing in here?
"Ah! Oh my God! Reagan, what are you doing in here?"
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The crazy impostor girl?
"The crazy impostor girl?"
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Yes, that was her.
"Yes, that was her."
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Don't worry, just stay here.
"Don't worry, just stay here."
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Reagan. You didn't think I'd think you'd come?
"Reagan. You didn't think I'd think you'd come?"
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Are we really fighting over a boy?
"Are we really fighting over a boy?"
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Oh, right. Quick, talk about something else.
"Oh, right. Quick, talk about something else."
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[both grunting]
"[both grunting]"
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-[grunts] -Ow! [winces]
"-[grunts] -Ow! [winces]"
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-[whirring] -Hey, is that from my stand mixer?
"-[whirring] -Hey, is that from my stand mixer?"
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[grunts]
"[grunts]"
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But my weaknesses are your weaknesses too,
"But my weaknesses are your weaknesses too,"
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[yelling in slo-mo]
"[yelling in slo-mo]"
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I've taught you everything I could.
"I've taught you everything I could."
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Let's get out of here.
"Let's get out of here."
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Listen, I should have done this earlier,
"Listen, I should have done this earlier,"
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You know what? It's okay.
"You know what? It's okay."
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-Dolores, I'm here to listen. -Good.
"-Dolores, I'm here to listen. -Good."
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Dark, erotic things.
"Dark, erotic things."
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a great night for America.
"a great night for America."
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