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Clips from Inside Job - Ghost Protocol (S01E01)

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I can't believe I hooked up with a caterer at my mom's wedding.
"I can't believe I hooked up with a caterer at my mom's wedding."
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This guy's a weirdo.
"This guy's a weirdo."
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[mic feedback]
"[mic feedback]"
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[smooching, moaning]
"[smooching, moaning]"
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Oh no.
"Oh no."
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Ugh. Smooth move, Reagan.
"Ugh. Smooth move, Reagan."
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Well, this attack was over easy.
"Well, this attack was over easy."
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[mysterious jazz music plays]
"[mysterious jazz music plays]"
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[weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts]
"[weakly] Yeah, this guy's a fucking legend. [grunts]"
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Super nice meeting you.
"Super nice meeting you."
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[Myc] You were fucking hilarious last night.
"[Myc] You were fucking hilarious last night."
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[in British accent] …with the Masters, Rafe Masters.
"[in British accent] …with the Masters, Rafe Masters."
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Please stop saying it like that.
"Please stop saying it like that."
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[Myc] Yeesh.
"[Myc] Yeesh."
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Brett's repressed trauma aside, it was just a one-night thing.
"Brett's repressed trauma aside, it was just a one-night thing."
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-[door creaks] -[mysterious jazz music plays]
"-[door creaks] -[mysterious jazz music plays]"
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That was me.
"That was me."
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on the populace.
"on the populace."
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But we use mind control all the time.
"But we use mind control all the time."
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to forget the ending of Breaking Bad so I could rewatch it.
"to forget the ending of Breaking Bad so I could rewatch it."
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And the only thing keeping us together is inertia,
"And the only thing keeping us together is inertia,"
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and I feel more attachment to this disposable fork than I do to you!
"and I feel more attachment to this disposable fork than I do to you!"
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-Rafe? -[sexy music plays]
"-Rafe? -[sexy music plays]"
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What the hell? Did you…
"What the hell? Did you…"
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-Right. -Put it in your car--
"-Right. -Put it in your car--"
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So you could say, "I couldn't bear to leave."
"So you could say, "I couldn't bear to leave.""
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[Reagan on radio] To the left.
"[Reagan on radio] To the left."
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Can we just keep things professional, please?
"Can we just keep things professional, please?"
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Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces.
"Sorry, gentlemen, just need to tie these laces."
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[henchmen grunting and groaning]
"[henchmen grunting and groaning]"
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-Yes! -[groans]
"-Yes! -[groans]"
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Seems I've managed to penetrate your defenses.
"Seems I've managed to penetrate your defenses."
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I couldn't have done this without your wonderful gadgets, Reagan,
"I couldn't have done this without your wonderful gadgets, Reagan,"
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and now that we've gotten rid of the skull,
"and now that we've gotten rid of the skull,"
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I was just trying to get something out of my system.
"I was just trying to get something out of my system."
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[sobbing]
"[sobbing]"
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I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me?
"I'd do anything to spend more time with Rafe. Has he mentioned me?"
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Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude,
"Girl, if you wanna really get rid of this dude,"
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She made me role-play as a liberal just so she could drink my tears.
"She made me role-play as a liberal just so she could drink my tears."
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I had to ghost my old Burning Man crew at the Orgy Dome.
"I had to ghost my old Burning Man crew at the Orgy Dome."
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if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?!
"if you add each other on Facebook afterwards?!"
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he'd make me watch these Jordan Peterson videos with him.
"he'd make me watch these Jordan Peterson videos with him."
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Fake my death to avoid getting texts from a man.
"Fake my death to avoid getting texts from a man."
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[phone pings]
"[phone pings]"
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Ghost Protocol me.
"Ghost Protocol me."
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Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs]
"Pots and pans, plots and plans. [laughs]"
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Oh, and is that a doggy door for henchmen?
"Oh, and is that a doggy door for henchmen?"
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Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign?
"Well, I'm sold. Where do I sign?"
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Just in blood, right here.
"Just in blood, right here."
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buy this place for cheap,
"buy this place for cheap,"
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Jesus. I've been in the evil real estate game for 15 years,
"Jesus. I've been in the evil real estate game for 15 years,"
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Rafe, over here.
"Rafe, over here."
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Lock and load, Noel.
"Lock and load, Noel."
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["The Flower Duet" playing]
"["The Flower Duet" playing]"
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[gun firing]
"[gun firing]"
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[yells]
"[yells]"
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[shouting] No!
"[shouting] No!"
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Reagan!
"Reagan!"
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I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded.
"I loved her, and she fell in garbage and exploded."
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[sniffles]
"[sniffles]"
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[whimsical music plays]
"[whimsical music plays]"
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Hell yeah, I'm dead!
"Hell yeah, I'm dead!"
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[trills, gulps]
"[trills, gulps]"
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No!
"No!"
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But maybe yes.
"But maybe yes."
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"Reagan was an American hero."
""Reagan was an American hero.""
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[Myc] What can I say about Reagan
"[Myc] What can I say about Reagan"
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Hey, man, I know you're hurting. Is there anything that could cheer you up?
"Hey, man, I know you're hurting. Is there anything that could cheer you up?"
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Oh, thank you. Brett, was it?
"Oh, thank you. Brett, was it?"
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-[Myc laughing] -[camera clicks]
"-[Myc laughing] -[camera clicks]"
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Do you wanna hear my confessions?
"Do you wanna hear my confessions?"
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-Oh come on. -Ashes to ashes, motherfucker.
"-Oh come on. -Ashes to ashes, motherfucker."
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You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange.
"You know, now that you mention it, Brett, everyone here is acting a little strange."
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Yes, it's like they don't even care Reagan's dead.
"Yes, it's like they don't even care Reagan's dead."
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I'm starting to think this may have been an inside job.
"I'm starting to think this may have been an inside job."
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-What do you say? -[gasps]
"-What do you say? -[gasps]"
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[Andre] You just got ashed, sucker!
"[Andre] You just got ashed, sucker!"
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Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me.
"Guys, being dead? Best thing that's ever happened to me."
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-[car horn plays "God Save the Queen"] -Did you hear that?
"-[car horn plays "God Save the Queen"] -Did you hear that?"
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-[car horn honking] -[tires screeching]
"-[car horn honking] -[tires screeching]"
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[Brett yelling, grunts]
"[Brett yelling, grunts]"
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Mind if I enter your little game?
"Mind if I enter your little game?"
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[Myc] Uh, it's a five-dollar buy-in.
"[Myc] Uh, it's a five-dollar buy-in."
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Welp, I am gonna grab a brewski
"Welp, I am gonna grab a brewski"
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and, uh, a seltzer for him.
"and, uh, a seltzer for him."
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What is he still doing in town?
"What is he still doing in town?"
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It involves more vodka than you'd think.
"It involves more vodka than you'd think."
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-[scary music plays] -Hey, what are you doing?
"-[scary music plays] -Hey, what are you doing?"
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[deep voice] Not one more word, or your little sidekick here gets it
"[deep voice] Not one more word, or your little sidekick here gets it"
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Yes, that checks out.
"Yes, that checks out."
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Just as I suspected, you were harboring Reagan's killer.
"Just as I suspected, you were harboring Reagan's killer."
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I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to.
"I'll never give up. Reagan wouldn't have wanted me to."
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[sighs]
"[sighs]"
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[coughing]
"[coughing]"
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I… I mean… I mean, escaped us.
"I… I mean… I mean, escaped us."
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So you get a pistol, and I get a little watch that farts?
"So you get a pistol, and I get a little watch that farts?"
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Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account.
"Divert the entire pension fund into my personal account."
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Have I got an opportunity for you.
"Have I got an opportunity for you."
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Gigi, thanks for letting us crash at Tupac and Biggie's old safe house.
"Gigi, thanks for letting us crash at Tupac and Biggie's old safe house."
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[sneezes]
"[sneezes]"
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And, Andre, I assume you're gonna be telling
"And, Andre, I assume you're gonna be telling"
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I really don't have the emotional bandwidth
"I really don't have the emotional bandwidth"
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[device voice] AI mission assist reports zero seductions.
"[device voice] AI mission assist reports zero seductions."
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Look, I'm here to bust you out so you can be Rafe's nemesis again.
"Look, I'm here to bust you out so you can be Rafe's nemesis again."
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It's amazing, right?
"It's amazing, right?"
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While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat?
"While you're at it, would you mind feeding my evil cat?"
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But you do want to take over the world, right?
"But you do want to take over the world, right?"
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After this, we can go back to our normal lives.
"After this, we can go back to our normal lives."
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It's not enough.
"It's not enough."
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-On top of that, he's obsessed with me. -Brag.
"-On top of that, he's obsessed with me. -Brag."
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Fixing this is gonna take something stronger.
"Fixing this is gonna take something stronger."
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Oh, well, I mean, not yet, but I'm going to,
"Oh, well, I mean, not yet, but I'm going to,"
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Once I find that killer,
"Once I find that killer,"
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Oh man.
"Oh man."
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[group gasps]
"[group gasps]"
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I simply activated my tracker in Reagan's cell phone.
"I simply activated my tracker in Reagan's cell phone."
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You installed a tracker in Reagan's phone?
"You installed a tracker in Reagan's phone?"
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If being a secret agent means that I have to be like you,
"If being a secret agent means that I have to be like you,"
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-And honestly, kind of a huge misogynist. -Uh, yeah.
"-And honestly, kind of a huge misogynist. -Uh, yeah."
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It's almost like guys with weapons are compensating for something.
"It's almost like guys with weapons are compensating for something."
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