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and I think I might get along with Brett after all.
"and I think I might get along with Brett after all."
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so I can hack into payroll and get you a raise?
"so I can hack into payroll and get you a raise?"
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[yells] How dare you deny me the genocide I deserve!
"[yells] How dare you deny me the genocide I deserve!"
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you're basically the world's most expensive goldfish.
"you're basically the world's most expensive goldfish."
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Oh-oh, there she is!
"Oh-oh, there she is!"
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[both] Hey, partner!
"[both] Hey, partner!"
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Oh God. You ready to carpe that motherfucking diem, girl?
"Oh God. You ready to carpe that motherfucking diem, girl?"
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-[Myc] Swing! -[Glenn] Come on!
"-[Myc] Swing! -[Glenn] Come on!"
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Yeah, you on the endangered species list now, fishman.
"Yeah, you on the endangered species list now, fishman."
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Oh God, it… it's… it's in my blowhole! Dolphinman down! [trilling]
"Oh God, it… it's… it's in my blowhole! Dolphinman down! [trilling]"
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and then they had to go straight into a cover-up.
"and then they had to go straight into a cover-up."
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I had to implant a subdermal shock collar in the president.
"I had to implant a subdermal shock collar in the president."
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-[grunts] -[electricity fizzles]
"-[grunts] -[electricity fizzles]"
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I had to derail a whole news cycle by leaking Prince Charles's nudes.
"I had to derail a whole news cycle by leaking Prince Charles's nudes."
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No one was happy about that.
"No one was happy about that."
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And I'm slashing our crop circle budget. No more artsy-fartsy stuff.
"And I'm slashing our crop circle budget. No more artsy-fartsy stuff."
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We will absolutely, positively, and definitely not let you down--
"We will absolutely, positively, and definitely not let you down--"
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I've never had to fire someone before.
"I've never had to fire someone before."
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I… is that an option?
"I… is that an option?"
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Brett, it says here you're actually an unpaid intern, so it wouldn't help.
"Brett, it says here you're actually an unpaid intern, so it wouldn't help."
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The fun part, where you get to punish the weak.
"The fun part, where you get to punish the weak."
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[robot] Man the fuck up and finish that shit.
"[robot] Man the fuck up and finish that shit."
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I know you like to get wet, dog.
"I know you like to get wet, dog."
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[Myc] We're all thinking it.
"[Myc] We're all thinking it."
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[Myc] Guys, I know how we're gonna keep our jobs.
"[Myc] Guys, I know how we're gonna keep our jobs."
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[Myc] LOL, Glenn, no, that's a good idea.
"[Myc] LOL, Glenn, no, that's a good idea."
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[laughing, groans]
"[laughing, groans]"
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Did Jamiroquai design this place?
"Did Jamiroquai design this place?"
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Because this is virtual insanity.
"Because this is virtual insanity."
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-Oh God! -[tires screech]
"-Oh God! -[tires screech]"
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What the-- Goddamn it.
"What the-- Goddamn it."
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Whoa, I am seeing a lot of redundancies here.
"Whoa, I am seeing a lot of redundancies here."
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Yep. And 3Pac and 4Pac.
"Yep. And 3Pac and 4Pac."
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She isn't.
"She isn't."
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[bullets whizzing]
"[bullets whizzing]"
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You're the one who shot JFK.
"You're the one who shot JFK."
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Got a question, just shoot.
"Got a question, just shoot."
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Do you ever feel bad about… [inhales]
"Do you ever feel bad about… [inhales]"
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Assassinations nowadays miss that human connection.
"Assassinations nowadays miss that human connection."
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He's like a Texas Wisdom Depository.
"He's like a Texas Wisdom Depository."
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Uh, but I can put it back if you want.
"Uh, but I can put it back if you want."
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Welcome to Media Manipulation and Subliminal Messages,
"Welcome to Media Manipulation and Subliminal Messages,"
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Who do you think invented the Minions?
"Who do you think invented the Minions?"
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A recent poll finds that Reagan Ridley looks incredible in that ponytail.
"A recent poll finds that Reagan Ridley looks incredible in that ponytail."
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[Myc] Welcome to my bach pad.
"[Myc] Welcome to my bach pad."
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Computer, set the room to Reagan lighting.
"Computer, set the room to Reagan lighting."
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the chemical we use in our company memory erasers.
"the chemical we use in our company memory erasers."
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…if you keep my department, I can kick some memory erasers your way.
"…if you keep my department, I can kick some memory erasers your way."
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Ugh. After this, I'll take ten.
"Ugh. After this, I'll take ten."
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[Myc] I'm… Oh… oh God, I'm excreting!
"[Myc] I'm… Oh… oh God, I'm excreting!"
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-[Myc] Oh! -[splashing]
"-[Myc] Oh! -[splashing]"
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That joke gets funnier every time you tell it.
"That joke gets funnier every time you tell it."
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Oh my God, kill me. This is torture.
"Oh my God, kill me. This is torture."
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Reagan, hey!
"Reagan, hey!"
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Really? 'Cause I thought everyone hated my singing. Like hated my singing.
"Really? 'Cause I thought everyone hated my singing. Like hated my singing."
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Oh, come on, just let me enjoy this.
"Oh, come on, just let me enjoy this."
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For one day, I get to feel like what it's like to be you.
"For one day, I get to feel like what it's like to be you."
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A man who doesn't have the balls to silence me. Literally.
"A man who doesn't have the balls to silence me. Literally."
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[video game fail melody plays]
"[video game fail melody plays]"
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or I will be forced to release his self-taped SNL audition.
"or I will be forced to release his self-taped SNL audition."
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Oh yeah, he does a Korean liquor store owner,
"Oh yeah, he does a Korean liquor store owner,"
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Clap, or you're a traitor!
"Clap, or you're a traitor!"
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Hey, Reagan, I was thinking everyone is drunk and in a good mood,
"Hey, Reagan, I was thinking everyone is drunk and in a good mood,"
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-I'll start looking at flights. -Reagan!
"-I'll start looking at flights. -Reagan!"
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Fine, I'll tell them.
"Fine, I'll tell them."
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Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen. Listen up. Listen.
"Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, listen. Listen up. Listen."
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All your jobs are safe! Everyone's still employed.
"All your jobs are safe! Everyone's still employed."
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-[coworkers cheer] -Yes! Go! Whoo!
"-[coworkers cheer] -Yes! Go! Whoo!"
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[coworkers chanting] Reagan! Reagan! Reagan!
"[coworkers chanting] Reagan! Reagan! Reagan!"
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[coworkers gasp]
"[coworkers gasp]"
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No. Honey, that guy is a legend.
"No. Honey, that guy is a legend."
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[gasps]
"[gasps]"
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[grunting angrily]
"[grunting angrily]"
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[coworkers] Boo! You suck! Boo!
"[coworkers] Boo! You suck! Boo!"
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Is this what it feels like to be you?
"Is this what it feels like to be you?"
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[sighs] Yep.
"[sighs] Yep."
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I'm just gonna let one little JFK clone loose
"I'm just gonna let one little JFK clone loose"
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[typing]
"[typing]"
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Son of a bitch!
"Son of a bitch!"
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Look, I can't give you those livers. We don't have the money.
"Look, I can't give you those livers. We don't have the money."
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I'll do anything. Even give you some of my stake in the company!
"I'll do anything. Even give you some of my stake in the company!"
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Mongoose!
"Mongoose!"
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Hey, who is this handsome man-about-town?
"Hey, who is this handsome man-about-town?"
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Eh, we will not be bossed around by a broad who's only a four.
"Eh, we will not be bossed around by a broad who's only a four."
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And his head isn't covered by any car roof or anything.
"And his head isn't covered by any car roof or anything."
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Step aside, lad.
"Step aside, lad."
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Er, uh…
"Er, uh…"
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The Kennedys are multiplying like Kennedys!
"The Kennedys are multiplying like Kennedys!"
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-[Brett gasps] -Er, uh… Er, uh…
"-[Brett gasps] -Er, uh… Er, uh…"
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-[dramatic music playing] -[clones growling] Er, uh… Er, uh…
"-[dramatic music playing] -[clones growling] Er, uh… Er, uh…"
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Run, lad! I'll stall 'em as long as I can!
"Run, lad! I'll stall 'em as long as I can!"
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[Noel groaning]
"[Noel groaning]"
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[Elvis clones] No, you ain't nothing but a hound dog.
"[Elvis clones] No, you ain't nothing but a hound dog."
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Brett, the clones are loose!
"Brett, the clones are loose!"
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It's worse than that. I kinda sort of tried to burn them.
"It's worse than that. I kinda sort of tried to burn them."
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Of course I've seen Akira! Anime is very mainstream right now!
"Of course I've seen Akira! Anime is very mainstream right now!"
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-I do declare… -[screams]
"-I do declare… -[screams]"
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[groans] I need to destroy that.
"[groans] I need to destroy that."
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[yells] We want answers! What the hell is this?
"[yells] We want answers! What the hell is this?"
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I've been binge-watching you on the surveillance monitors.
"I've been binge-watching you on the surveillance monitors."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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There's a horrible mutant…
"There's a horrible mutant…"
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If it can kill you, I've made it and sold it to Monsanto.
"If it can kill you, I've made it and sold it to Monsanto."
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I've been kicked out of several hotel Jacuzzis.
"I've been kicked out of several hotel Jacuzzis."
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Wait, what? What'd she say?
"Wait, what? What'd she say?"
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There's a service elevator at the end of the hall that hasn't been breached yet.
"There's a service elevator at the end of the hall that hasn't been breached yet."
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I have schematics of the whole building,
"I have schematics of the whole building,"
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Okay, guys, let's go make some Dead Kennedys.
"Okay, guys, let's go make some Dead Kennedys."
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and boom, sober Rand is back.
"and boom, sober Rand is back."
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[J.R. splutters]
"[J.R. splutters]"
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But I brought the livers.
"But I brought the livers."
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now that I can remember stuff.
"now that I can remember stuff."
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Like your super weird dick.
"Like your super weird dick."
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[mimicking Marilyn Monroe] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
"[mimicking Marilyn Monroe] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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[JFK clones growling]
"[JFK clones growling]"
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Like a horny baby!
"Like a horny baby!"
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Well, this is probably the end of us all,
"Well, this is probably the end of us all,"
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[JFK clones growling]
"[JFK clones growling]"
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Uncalled-for!
"Uncalled-for!"
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Andre, now! Hurry!
"Andre, now! Hurry!"
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