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Clips from Severance - Good News About Hell (S01E01)

Short Films 2022 Season 1, Episode 1 578 clips
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Hello?
"Hello?"
Severance
I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.
"I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey."
Severance
Now, I know you're sleepy,
"Now, I know you're sleepy,"
Severance
Shall we begin with question one?
"Shall we begin with question one?"
Severance
I don't-- That one makes no sense.
"I don't-- That one makes no sense."
Severance
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Severance
Go ahead.
"Go ahead."
Severance
Wow. That went right to ten.
"Wow. That went right to ten."
Severance
Chief among them the latent condescension.
"Chief among them the latent condescension."
Severance
That's fucked, dude.
"That's fucked, dude."
Severance
Hi, Mr. Milchick.
"Hi, Mr. Milchick."
Severance
Now she's in her new office.
"Now she's in her new office."
Severance
What's this about?
"What's this about?"
Severance
but I know a compliment about the office would just make her day.
"but I know a compliment about the office would just make her day."
Severance
Nice office.
"Nice office."
Severance
Hello. You--
"Hello. You--"
Severance
I'm sorry?
"I'm sorry?"
Severance
Congratulations.
"Congratulations."
Severance
Thank you. May I have a handshake?
"Thank you. May I have a handshake?"
Severance
Carol. Dylan's old seat.
"Carol. Dylan's old seat."
Severance
Don't be sad.
"Don't be sad."
Severance
Isn't that a little weird?
"Isn't that a little weird?"
Severance
"If the trainee becomes agitated and demands to leave, skip to page 19."
""If the trainee becomes agitated and demands to leave, skip to page 19.""
Severance
All right.
"All right."
Severance
-Mark. -What?
"-Mark. -What?"
Severance
You skipped the preamble.
"You skipped the preamble."
Severance
"Who's speaking?"
""Who's speaking?""
Severance
Mark.
"Mark."
Severance
I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey.
"I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey."
Severance
-Open the door! -She's not supposed to do that.
"-Open the door! -She's not supposed to do that."
Severance
Hey!
"Hey!"
Severance
Are you seeing this?
"Are you seeing this?"
Severance
Now, I think I know where our disconnect is coming from.
"Now, I think I know where our disconnect is coming from."
Severance
I'm sorry?
"I'm sorry?"
Severance
I don't know. I don't know you.
"I don't know. I don't know you."
Severance
Helly.
"Helly."
Severance
Thank you for taking the welcome survey.
"Thank you for taking the welcome survey."
Severance
I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented.
"I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented."
Severance
You see, you have been hired to a position
"You see, you have been hired to a position"
Severance
Can we just take a beat? Please.
"Can we just take a beat? Please."
Severance
I don't know why I said that. I mean, I was scared too.
"I don't know why I said that. I mean, I was scared too."
Severance
A life to be had?
"A life to be had?"
Severance
I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon.
"I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon."
Severance
They're planning an expansion.
"They're planning an expansion."
Severance
Replacement for who?
"Replacement for who?"
Severance
What the hell?
"What the hell?"
Severance
-This isn't, like, hell or something? -No.
"-This isn't, like, hell or something? -No."
Severance
You are gonna be fun.
"You are gonna be fun."
Severance
I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer.
"I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer."
Severance
Are you mad at me?
"Are you mad at me?"
Severance
The bad news is,
"The bad news is,"
Severance
You know what makes the difference?
"You know what makes the difference?"
Severance
My name is Helly R.
"My name is Helly R."
Severance
I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure
"I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure"
Severance
colloquially known as severance.
"colloquially known as severance."
Severance
I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split,
"I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split,"
Severance
separating my memories between my work life and my personal life.
"separating my memories between my work life and my personal life."
Severance
I am aware that this alteration
"I am aware that this alteration"
Severance
you slipped on an overhead projector slide
"you slipped on an overhead projector slide"
Severance
and sustained a minor blow to the temple."
"and sustained a minor blow to the temple.""
Severance
Hey!
"Hey!"
Severance
Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.
"Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road."
Severance
Sorry.
"Sorry."
Severance
Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven-day life…
"Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven-day life…"
Severance
No, I know, Mrs. Selvig. It's just, it was in my space again.
"No, I know, Mrs. Selvig. It's just, it was in my space again."
Severance
Did you forget?
"Did you forget?"
Severance
Oh, yeah. Shit.
"Oh, yeah. Shit."
Severance
-Sorry. -That's fine.
"-Sorry. -That's fine."
Severance
Nope.
"Nope."
Severance
This is nice. When did you get it?
"This is nice. When did you get it?"
Severance
-Okay. -Hi, baby.
"-Okay. -Hi, baby."
Severance
Though, if I'm…
"Though, if I'm…"
Severance
-True. -It was low-hanging fruit.
"-True. -It was low-hanging fruit."
Severance
Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me that you're a former history professor.
"Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me that you're a former history professor."
Severance
Nerd alert.
"Nerd alert."
Severance
Well, you know, no one would've called it World War I
"Well, you know, no one would've called it World War I"
Severance
-Wow. -Of course.
"-Wow. -Of course."
Severance
But Mark is a Lumon man now.
"But Mark is a Lumon man now."
Severance
Yeah. About two years.
"Yeah. About two years."
Severance
-They began in the 1800s. -Really?
"-They began in the 1800s. -Really?"
Severance
So you know all the dirty secrets.
"So you know all the dirty secrets."
Severance
Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure.
"Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure."
Severance
Well.
"Well."
Severance
That's something, isn't it?
"That's something, isn't it?"
Severance
And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories.
"And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories."
Severance
Well…
"Well…"
Severance
No, no. I'm curious. What were you gonna say? But not trapped, but what?
"No, no. I'm curious. What were you gonna say? But not trapped, but what?"
Severance
So I suppose we know where you fall on the congressional goings-on.
"So I suppose we know where you fall on the congressional goings-on."
Severance
The point is that Mark made a decision.
"The point is that Mark made a decision."
Severance
But, Mark, I stand behind you
"But, Mark, I stand behind you"
Severance
-Absolutely. -I definitely stand behind Mark.
"-Absolutely. -I definitely stand behind Mark."
Severance
Thank you. That's very sweet.
"Thank you. That's very sweet."
Severance
Well, we're at the point where, traditionally,
"Well, we're at the point where, traditionally,"
Severance
I would say something like, "Dig in."
"I would say something like, "Dig in.""
Severance
I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--
"I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food-based dinner event in--"
Severance
I'll wait until after it's born to murder you.
"I'll wait until after it's born to murder you."
Severance
Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.
"Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy."
Severance
I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am.
"I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am."
Severance
Why?
"Why?"
Severance
Yeah, I'm just not grasping the visceral element of it.
"Yeah, I'm just not grasping the visceral element of it."
Severance
She is fun, wasn't she?
"She is fun, wasn't she?"
Severance
I'm making all the bedsheets myself,
"I'm making all the bedsheets myself,"
Severance
that switching out the beds as the child grows can wound that child.
"that switching out the beds as the child grows can wound that child."
Severance
Irreparably.
"Irreparably."
Severance
Thanks.
"Thanks."
Severance
Hey.
"Hey."
Severance
Hey.
"Hey."
Severance
A while.
"A while."
Severance
There was a businessman in the yard last night.
"There was a businessman in the yard last night."
Severance
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Severance
of Mom and Dad switching out my beds when we were kids.
"of Mom and Dad switching out my beds when we were kids."
Severance
Tonight's garbage.
"Tonight's garbage."
Severance
Yeah. Okay.
"Yeah. Okay."
Severance
Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
Severance
Hang up. Quickly.
"Hang up. Quickly."
Severance
I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here."
Severance
Your voice is different here.
"Your voice is different here."
Severance
My name is Petey. I'm from work.
"My name is Petey. I'm from work."
Severance
Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy. I had help.
"Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy. I had help."
Severance
Right. Okay. So…
"Right. Okay. So…"
Severance