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Clips from Severance - What's for Dinner? (S01E01)

"[bird squawking]"
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"[dog whines]"
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"Hmm? [chuckles]"
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"All right, Radar. Okay, come on. Let's go."
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"[train whistle blows]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[smacks lips]"
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"Hmm?"
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"[sighs]"
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"["Ace of Spades" playing]"
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"[grunts]"
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"[music stops]"
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"[whirring]"
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"[elevator bell dinging]"
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"[whirring stops]"
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"- Going good? - Yep."
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"Yeah?"
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"- Think you'll have it by-- - I'll get there."
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"[Helly typing]"
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"- She's not gonna make it, is she? - Uh, you should be at your desks."
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"We've both been done a week. What is there to do?"
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"- Is she gonna make it? - She's gonna make it."
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"Mark."
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"Yes?"
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"- [Irving] Don't laugh. - At?"
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"I just wonder if it might be helpful for us to stand behind her"
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"and perhaps chant her name."
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"Okay. She'll make it. Just let her focus."
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"[Helly typing slowly]"
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"How's she doing?"
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"[Mr. Milchick] Gonna be down to the wire."
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"[Ms. Cobel] She'll make it."
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"Let's prep for when she makes it."
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"Oh. And I want to schedule"
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"a end-of-the-quarter wellness session for Mark…"
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"one last time."
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"Really?"
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"Seth."
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"I know that this has been a trying quarter,"
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"and you have availed yourself well."
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"Mr. Graner sits with Kier now,"
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"and I imagine they're both very satisfied with you."
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"[sighs]"
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"[typing continues]"
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"[Helly] Hey."
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"Did you…"
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"I think I did."
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"[triumphant music playing]"
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"- She do it? - [Mark] She did it!"
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"Fuck and yes."
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"- Oh, my goodness. - [all chuckle]"
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"I knew you could do it, Helly R."
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"[Mark] Oh. [chuckles]"
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"Even in your darkest moments, I could see you arriving here."
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"In refining your macrodata file, you have brought glory to this company and to me."
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"Kier Eagan."
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"I-- I love you."
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"But now I must away, for there are others who need me around the world."
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"Goodbye, Helly R., and thank you."
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"- [music ends] - [sighs deeply]"
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"Boom! That's quota. We did it."
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"Good work."
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"So it's on now?"
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"[both laughing]"
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"- Oh! - Oh."
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"Oh, Mark. I don't know how you knew"
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"for the end of the quarter I wanted a heart attack."
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"Well, uh, we made it, despite a staffing shake-up."
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"[chuckles] Yes, and spending half of your time farting around the halls."
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"Still, yes. You made it."
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"Have you decided who you want to stay for the waffle party?"
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"I was thinking Dylan."
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"You know you can choose yourself or anyone but Dylan."
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"Yeah… [stammers] …but it's more his thing, and he really worked hard."
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"[Ms. Cobel] Hmm."
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"[both chuckle]"
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"Oh. Well, I'll make the arrangements."
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"- Great. - But before you celebrate,"
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"I'd like you to drop by wellness."
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"Really?"
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"Yes. I'm having all department heads do it end-of-quarter."
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"With all of this stress and Mr. Graner retiring and everything."
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"Of course."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Mark, all sarcasm aside…"
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"Yeah."
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"Thank you."
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"Uh, I--"
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"Lumon needed this."
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"[door opens]"
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"Mark."
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"Ms. Casey."
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"Where'd the tree go?"
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"You can have a seat."
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"Why's everything in boxes?"
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"[sighs] Evidently Lumon's been blessed with a new wellness director."
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"So I'll be retiring at the conclusion of this session, and the room is--"
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"What? Wait."
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"When did they tell you?"
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"Just now. Just a moment ago."
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"[soothing music playing]"
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"Mark S.,"
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"you have successfully led your department, Macrodata Refinement,"
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"to meet their quarterly quota,"
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"and are thus eligible for this special, augmented wellness session."
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"I didn't think you'd get fired."
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""Your outie is kind."
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"Your outie has brightened people's days by merely smiling."
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"Your outie makes time for people, even when--""
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"Hey, let me talk to somebody."
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"[breathes shakily]"
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"I really liked being in the office with you all that day."
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"I know I vexed you."
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"I know I'm… strange."
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"No, you're not strange."
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"My life has been 107 hours long."
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"Most of that has been these half-hour sessions."
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"For me, my favorite time was the eight hours"
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"I spent in your department watching Helly."
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"It's the longest I've ever been awake."
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