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Clips from Severance - The You You Are (S01E01)

""All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am.""
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"But I'm afraid you still don't mean it."
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"We'll try again in the morning."
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"[beeps]"
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"See you tomorrow, Helly."
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"[breathes shakily]"
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"Fuck me."
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"I read it 300 times yesterday."
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"259. Again, please. Now."
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"[muffled speaking]"
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"What the hell is that voice?"
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"[breathing shakily]"
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"[breathing deeply]"
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"[Helly] "Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world."
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"None may atone for my actions but me.""
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"[crying] "And only in me shall their stain live on.""
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"[muffled speaking continues]"
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"I really am sorry, okay?"
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"[breathing shakily]"
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"I'm sorry."
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"No paraphrasing. Again."
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"[vibrating]"
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"[footsteps approaching]"
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"[breathing shakily]"
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"[sighs]"
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"- Mark? - Yep?"
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"It's past 1100, and Helly's been in the break room since yesterday."
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"- Okay? - I wonder if, as department chief,"
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"you feel you should check on her progress?"
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"- Well… - Mark doesn't have that power."
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"- Well, he can ask. - He's not going to."
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"- He might. - Okay--"
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"Hi."
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"I'm so sorry to interrupt."
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"We met the other day. I'm Burt from Optics and Design."
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"- Hi, Irving. - Hi, Burt. What are you doing here?"
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"Exactly how the wet fuck do you know"
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"- where this office is? - Dylan!"
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"My-- My predecessor, Alice K., came here once when they still did the summits,"
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"- and she'd left directions. - Give us them reversed."
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"[Mark] Okay. It's all right."
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"What can we do for you, Burt?"
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"Thank you. Well…"
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"Irving, I kept thinking about what you said"
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"about being excited for the new handbook totes,"
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"and maybe you were kidding and teasing."
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"No, not at all."
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"Okay, good. I've been fretting, though, because you mentioned"
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"the anticipation could distract from your work,"
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"which was the opposite of my intent."
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"So I figured, heck, let's bring them over now."
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"That way, it won't be on your mind."
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"You brought pre-release handbook totes for us?"
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"It seemed like the right thing. I know your time is valuable."
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"Okay, well, you can drop 'em on the desk. Long hike back to O&D."
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"Right."
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"I also wanted to extend an invitation."
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"Again, I know you-- you work hard, so…"
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"if an informal tour of O&D ever sounds refreshing,"
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"I'd be happy to personally offer that to Irving and any one of you."
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"Directions are in the front bag, reversed."
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"Hard pass."
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"[Burt exhales sharply] Okay."
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"[Irving] Thank you, Burt."
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"Thank you."
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"Just seems soon to be taking him up on his offer."
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"It's absurd we've never visited them before now."
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"Kier's whole original vision saw us all working together."
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"That was before O&D started disemboweling people's bowels."
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"[Irving] Nonsense. I'll be back by 1:00."
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"- He's gonna die. - [footsteps approaching]"
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"Irv--"
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"How many times?"
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"1,072."
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"What about the voice behind the door?"
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"Crying baby, you mean?"
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"No. Like, the angry, mumbly guy."
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"Guys? We're really not supposed to talk about the break room."
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"You know, the important thing is,"
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"you apologized correctly, and now you're out."
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"What you gotta do is trick the machine"
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"by thinking about something you're really sorry about,"
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"so I like to imagine my outie's love-made with a MILF or two,"
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"which is obviously badass, but I do pity the husbands."
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"[Mark] Hey."
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"Break room sucks."
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"But that's why we have protocols and procedures so we don't end up there."
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"You'll learn. I promise."
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"Hello?"
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"Who's that?"
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"Oh, hi."
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"It's Irving B. from Macrodata Refinement."
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"We met in the hall the other day."
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"Burt's over there by shelf six."
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"Don't touch anything."
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"The big envelopes can handle an appendix reissue."
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"But, of course, we ship all the hallway pieces in-frame."
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"Huh. So much to remember."
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"Felicia and I make do."
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"I'm sure it's easier than whatever you MDR kids get up to all day."
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"I can only imagine what it's like when the new art comes in."
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"I mean, you see it before anyone."
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"It's so dumb, but I actually cried"
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"when you guys put up The Youthful Convalescence of Kier ."
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"- No. - I did."
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"I never thought I'd see the handbook passage depicted visually."
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"It was only up for a month or so, but, man. What a month."
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"Come here."
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"Once the hall art's been cycled through all the departments,"
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"it ends up back here."
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"Wow!"
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"Where did Felicia go?"
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"Supply run."
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"Voilà."
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""Let not weakness live in your veins."
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"Cherished workers, drown it inside you.""
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""Rise up from your deathbed and sally forth,"
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