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Clips from Maggie - You Will Have a Night to Remember (S01E01)

Movies 2022 Season 1, Episode 7 88 min ★ 6.1/10 (652 ratings) 537 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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- Okay. I'll put on some music.
"- Okay. I'll put on some music."
Maggie
[door opens]
"[door opens]"
Maggie
- Password's good.
"- Password's good."
Maggie
♪ theme music playing ♪
"♪ theme music playing ♪"
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
[clucking]
"[clucking]"
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
DANIEL: Oh, your parents put out a birthday balloon for you.
"DANIEL: Oh, your parents put out a birthday balloon for you."
Maggie
MAGGIE: I can't believe it took us over an hour to get here.
"MAGGIE: I can't believe it took us over an hour to get here."
Maggie
DANIEL: I can't believe you kept intentionally giving me the wrong address.
"DANIEL: I can't believe you kept intentionally giving me the wrong address."
Maggie
- Full disclosure, I'm very excited
"- Full disclosure, I'm very excited"
Maggie
and also very terrified for you to meet my parents.
"and also very terrified for you to meet my parents."
Maggie
- Oh, don't worry.
"- Oh, don't worry."
Maggie
At this point, the worst thing that can happen
"At this point, the worst thing that can happen"
Maggie
is they like me more than you do.
"is they like me more than you do."
Maggie
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
Maggie
- Well, that's when Maggie had her headgear removed.
"- Well, that's when Maggie had her headgear removed."
Maggie
- Other kids would see her and scream.
"- Other kids would see her and scream."
Maggie
- What you got going on downstairs?
"- What you got going on downstairs?"
Maggie
- Wow. You threw that right in my face.
"- Wow. You threw that right in my face."
Maggie
[police siren chirps]
"[police siren chirps]"
Maggie
- Great, great, great party.
"- Great, great, great party."
Maggie
MARIA: Oh. - It's over. Maria, forget it.
"MARIA: Oh. - It's over. Maria, forget it."
Maggie
- You know what else could be fun?
"- You know what else could be fun?"
Maggie
- Hmm? - If we leave the party before it starts
"- Hmm? - If we leave the party before it starts"
Maggie
and set the world record for the most Irish Irish exit.
"and set the world record for the most Irish Irish exit."
Maggie
- I know this may be hard for you to believe,
"- I know this may be hard for you to believe,"
Maggie
but I'm actually excited to learn where you came from.
"but I'm actually excited to learn where you came from."
Maggie
[alarm blaring]
"[alarm blaring]"
Maggie
- [loudly] See! We're making memories already!
"- [loudly] See! We're making memories already!"
Maggie
- Mom! Turn it off!
"- Mom! Turn it off!"
Maggie
- I have no idea how to turn that off.
"- I have no idea how to turn that off."
Maggie
LOUISE: Happy birthday! MARIA: It's so loud.
"LOUISE: Happy birthday! MARIA: It's so loud."
Maggie
MARIA: Why is the alarm even set?
"MARIA: Why is the alarm even set?"
Maggie
We're having people over.
"We're having people over."
Maggie
- Well, yeah, I wanted everyone to feel safe.
"- Well, yeah, I wanted everyone to feel safe."
Maggie
- Do you feel safe? - I feel like I'm robbing a safe.
"- Do you feel safe? - I feel like I'm robbing a safe."
Maggie
- Mm-hmm. [alarm shuts off]
"- Mm-hmm. [alarm shuts off]"
Maggie
BOTH: Ah.
"BOTH: Ah."
Maggie
- Guys, hi,
"- Guys, hi,"
Maggie
this is Daniel-- [phone rings]
"this is Daniel-- [phone rings]"
Maggie
- Jack, get the phone. It's probably the alarm company.
"- Jack, get the phone. It's probably the alarm company."
Maggie
You have to get them the password.
"You have to get them the password."
Maggie
Otherwise, they send someone out to make sure
"Otherwise, they send someone out to make sure"
Maggie
we're not being murdered.
"we're not being murdered."
Maggie
Or worse.
"Or worse."
Maggie
- What's worse than being murdered?
"- What's worse than being murdered?"
Maggie
- Oh, thank you, Daniel.
"- Oh, thank you, Daniel."
Maggie
I've heard almost nothing about you,
"I've heard almost nothing about you,"
Maggie
but that says more about my daughter than about you.
"but that says more about my daughter than about you."
Maggie
- That. That is worse.
"- That. That is worse."
Maggie
- So this is my mom.
"- So this is my mom."
Maggie
- Oh please. Mom was my mother's name.
"- Oh please. Mom was my mother's name."
Maggie
- Fine. Hold it one second. Um, Maria, the password?
"- Fine. Hold it one second. Um, Maria, the password?"
Maggie
- It's a... Oh shoot. Uh, what did we tell the man?
"- It's a... Oh shoot. Uh, what did we tell the man?"
Maggie
- What man?
"- What man?"
Maggie
- The man. The security man. He came to install it.
"- The man. The security man. He came to install it."
Maggie
We were out back. We told him the password.
"We were out back. We told him the password."
Maggie
Oh shoot.
"Oh shoot."
Maggie
Uh, what was it?
"Uh, what was it?"
Maggie
- Okay. Okay, you know what?
"- Okay. Okay, you know what?"
Maggie
I'm going to have to call you back,
"I'm going to have to call you back,"
Maggie
uh, but I promise you we're not about to be murdered.
"uh, but I promise you we're not about to be murdered."
Maggie
Yeah, I know.
"Yeah, I know."
Maggie
That does sound like something a murderer would say, doesn't it?
"That does sound like something a murderer would say, doesn't it?"
Maggie
But would he say this? Toodles!
"But would he say this? Toodles!"
Maggie
- Wow. Our landlords have a very nice place.
"- Wow. Our landlords have a very nice place."
Maggie
I keep forgetting that Jack's a doctor. - I know.
"I keep forgetting that Jack's a doctor. - I know."
Maggie
He strikes me as a guy who just hangs out in the park.
"He strikes me as a guy who just hangs out in the park."
Maggie
- Hi, everybody. ALL: Hello.
"- Hi, everybody. ALL: Hello."
Maggie
- Sorry we're late.
"- Sorry we're late."
Maggie
- Oh, a bottle of wine for the birthday girl, huh?
"- Oh, a bottle of wine for the birthday girl, huh?"
Maggie
JESSIE: Ooh. [Amy chuckles]
"JESSIE: Ooh. [Amy chuckles]"
Maggie
- The birthday girl? It's, it's Maggie's birthday?
"- The birthday girl? It's, it's Maggie's birthday?"
Maggie
Oh, I did not know that.
"Oh, I did not know that."
Maggie
I thought this was just like a dinner party,
"I thought this was just like a dinner party,"
Maggie
and I thought it was weird we were invited.
"and I thought it was weird we were invited."
Maggie
Good thing we bought a bottle of wine. [cork pops]
"Good thing we bought a bottle of wine. [cork pops]"
Maggie
- I just invested in this vineyard up in Napa.
"- I just invested in this vineyard up in Napa."
Maggie
It's a micro micro vineyard.
"It's a micro micro vineyard."
Maggie
This is one of only three bottles.
"This is one of only three bottles."
Maggie
- Babe, that was supposed to be the gift for Maggie.
"- Babe, that was supposed to be the gift for Maggie."
Maggie
- It was? Oh. AMY: Yes.
"- It was? Oh. AMY: Yes."
Maggie
- Just put our name on whatever you brought.
"- Just put our name on whatever you brought."
Maggie
- Sorry. You don't get to just waltz in and take credit.
"- Sorry. You don't get to just waltz in and take credit."
Maggie
Our gift is super thoughtful.
"Our gift is super thoughtful."
Maggie
- Oh. What did you get her?
"- Oh. What did you get her?"
Maggie
- I don't know. Ben, what do we get her?
"- I don't know. Ben, what do we get her?"
Maggie
- Hmm.
"- Hmm."
Maggie
We got her a vintage book on the occult
"We got her a vintage book on the occult"
Maggie
that we found on one of my solo walks downtown.
"that we found on one of my solo walks downtown."
Maggie
- I just fell asleep. That was so boring. [chuckles]
"- I just fell asleep. That was so boring. [chuckles]"
Maggie
- Hey, guys. ALL: Hey.
"- Hey, guys. ALL: Hey."
Maggie
- Hey, happy birthday.
"- Hey, happy birthday."
Maggie
- Thank you. Oh, Lou, you got me a candle.
"- Thank you. Oh, Lou, you got me a candle."
Maggie
- It smells like the lip smackers you used to eat.
"- It smells like the lip smackers you used to eat."
Maggie
- [Maggie gasps] Ooh. [sniffs]
"- [Maggie gasps] Ooh. [sniffs]"
Maggie
Delicious.
"Delicious."
Maggie
Angel, thank you for respecting our no gifts rule.
"Angel, thank you for respecting our no gifts rule."
Maggie
- To be clear, I am not in favor of that rule.
"- To be clear, I am not in favor of that rule."
Maggie
And I like cash.
"And I like cash."
Maggie
- Maggie, happy birthday.
"- Maggie, happy birthday."
Maggie
- This is from only us.
"- This is from only us."
Maggie
- Oh my gosh. Thank you so much for the book.
"- Oh my gosh. Thank you so much for the book."
Maggie
I'm flattered you think I read.
"I'm flattered you think I read."
Maggie
- Uh, you didn't even open it yet.
"- Uh, you didn't even open it yet."
Maggie
- I do, in about a week.
"- I do, in about a week."
Maggie
- Well, ours isn't here yet. It's coming soon.
"- Well, ours isn't here yet. It's coming soon."
Maggie
- Yeah, in our defense, we didn't know it was your birthday.
"- Yeah, in our defense, we didn't know it was your birthday."
Maggie
- Don't even worry about it. You guys don't have to get me anything.
"- Don't even worry about it. You guys don't have to get me anything."
Maggie
- Oh good. - I do have to go rescue Daniel, though.
"- Oh good. - I do have to go rescue Daniel, though."
Maggie
[whispers] I think he's with my parents.
"[whispers] I think he's with my parents."
Maggie
- I, I don't get it.
"- I, I don't get it."
Maggie
I mean, where's the fun in getting Maggie a gift
"I mean, where's the fun in getting Maggie a gift"
Maggie
if she already knows what it is.
"if she already knows what it is."
Maggie
- It's very hard to surprise a psychic.
"- It's very hard to surprise a psychic."
Maggie
It's one of the many reasons I've never been impressed
"It's one of the many reasons I've never been impressed"
Maggie
by Mr. Night Shyamalan.
"by Mr. Night Shyamalan."
Maggie
- Hmm.
"- Hmm."
Maggie
- I bet I could surprise her. Mm-hmm.
"- I bet I could surprise her. Mm-hmm."
Maggie