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Clips from Maggie - Things Begin Where They End (S01E01)

Movies 2022 Season 1, Episode 1 88 min ★ 6.1/10 (652 ratings) 572 clips
Drama Mystery Comedy

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♪
"♪"
Maggie
[laughter]
"[laughter]"
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
♪ Los Angeles ♪
"♪ Los Angeles ♪"
Maggie
♪ Give me a miracle ♪
"♪ Give me a miracle ♪"
Maggie
WOMAN: Okay. Who should go first?
"WOMAN: Okay. Who should go first?"
Maggie
- Okay. - You or me?
"- Okay. - You or me?"
Maggie
- You, you, you, you. - You? Me?
"- You, you, you, you. - You? Me?"
Maggie
- Okay.
"- Okay."
Maggie
Let's begin.
"Let's begin."
Maggie
Oh, I'm seeing a romance.
"Oh, I'm seeing a romance."
Maggie
- This is going to be so fun.
"- This is going to be so fun."
Maggie
- Ah. From your past.
"- Ah. From your past."
Maggie
- Oh. - Okay.
"- Oh. - Okay."
Maggie
- I'm seeing the initials JM monogrammed on his pillowcases
"- I'm seeing the initials JM monogrammed on his pillowcases"
Maggie
and his denim beanbag chair.
"and his denim beanbag chair."
Maggie
- Are you kidding me?
"- Are you kidding me?"
Maggie
You slept with Jason? Our wedding is in two weeks.
"You slept with Jason? Our wedding is in two weeks."
Maggie
- What? No, this lady's crazy.
"- What? No, this lady's crazy."
Maggie
Danielle, wait, wait.
"Danielle, wait, wait."
Maggie
He didn't even take his belt off.
"He didn't even take his belt off."
Maggie
It was all zipper stuff.
"It was all zipper stuff."
Maggie
[screams]
"[screams]"
Maggie
Okay. How did you know that?
"Okay. How did you know that?"
Maggie
- I'm a psychic. I see things.
"- I'm a psychic. I see things."
Maggie
But the good news is you're no longer going
"But the good news is you're no longer going"
Maggie
to a destination wedding over Thanksgiving.
"to a destination wedding over Thanksgiving."
Maggie
- Hmm.
"- Hmm."
Maggie
♪ Woo ♪
"♪ Woo ♪"
Maggie
♪ Love, where does it go? ♪
"♪ Love, where does it go? ♪"
Maggie
♪ And do you wake up ♪
"♪ And do you wake up ♪"
Maggie
♪ Without any control? ♪
"♪ Without any control? ♪"
Maggie
- Well.
"- Well."
Maggie
There you are.
"There you are."
Maggie
- Uh, do I... do I know you?
"- Uh, do I... do I know you?"
Maggie
- No, it's just my line.
"- No, it's just my line."
Maggie
I say "there you are," and then I never stop pretending to know the person.
"I say "there you are," and then I never stop pretending to know the person."
Maggie
So how's your mom?
"So how's your mom?"
Maggie
I haven't seen her at mahjong lately.
"I haven't seen her at mahjong lately."
Maggie
- [snaps fingers] Nice.
"- [snaps fingers] Nice."
Maggie
Uh, yeah, look, I'd love to chat,
"Uh, yeah, look, I'd love to chat,"
Maggie
but I'm just kind of petting this dog right now.
"but I'm just kind of petting this dog right now."
Maggie
- I totally got it.
"- I totally got it."
Maggie
- It's not the best time. - I got you.
"- It's not the best time. - I got you."
Maggie
- Yeah.
"- Yeah."
Maggie
- My friend just found out our other friend slept
"- My friend just found out our other friend slept"
Maggie
with her fiancé, so, you know,
"with her fiancé, so, you know,"
Maggie
I figured I'd mingle,
"I figured I'd mingle,"
Maggie
meet some new people.
"meet some new people."
Maggie
- Oh, well, what about that guy trying to kick his way
"- Oh, well, what about that guy trying to kick his way"
Maggie
out of a wedgie?
"out of a wedgie?"
Maggie
He seems like your type.
"He seems like your type."
Maggie
- Oh, he's very cool.
"- Oh, he's very cool."
Maggie
I actually thought the party psychic was pretty cool, too.
"I actually thought the party psychic was pretty cool, too."
Maggie
- Oh, let me just save you some time.
"- Oh, let me just save you some time."
Maggie
I'm not a relationship person. - Right.
"I'm not a relationship person. - Right."
Maggie
- Yeah, I just don't do it.
"- Yeah, I just don't do it."
Maggie
Yeah. - Yeah.
"Yeah. - Yeah."
Maggie
- Too hard when you can see how someone dies.
"- Too hard when you can see how someone dies."
Maggie
Or how long their eyebrow hair gets before that happens...
"Or how long their eyebrow hair gets before that happens..."
Maggie
True story.
"True story."
Maggie
Enjoy the party.
"Enjoy the party."
Maggie
- So, wait, let me get this right.
"- So, wait, let me get this right."
Maggie
You know how I'm going to die, and you're not going to tell me.
"You know how I'm going to die, and you're not going to tell me."
Maggie
That's basically murder.
"That's basically murder."
Maggie
You're a murderer.
"You're a murderer."
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
So...
"So..."
Maggie
kind of big news.
"kind of big news."
Maggie
I met the wedgie guy and his name is, get this,
"I met the wedgie guy and his name is, get this,"
Maggie
Jason Jennifer Leigh.
"Jason Jennifer Leigh."
Maggie
How wild is that, huh?
"How wild is that, huh?"
Maggie
- Thank you for that.
"- Thank you for that."
Maggie
Um, but I'm supposed to be working right now.
"Um, but I'm supposed to be working right now."
Maggie
- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah.
"- Okay. Yeah. - Yeah."
Maggie
- You know what you need?
"- You know what you need?"
Maggie
- Random guys not to ask me that. - Nope.
"- Random guys not to ask me that. - Nope."
Maggie
Tequila shots? - No, thanks.
"Tequila shots? - No, thanks."
Maggie
I am not looking to go through the Wendy's drive-thru on foot tonight.
"I am not looking to go through the Wendy's drive-thru on foot tonight."
Maggie
Also, that chair is only for people
"Also, that chair is only for people"
Maggie
who've signed up for a reading.
"who've signed up for a reading."
Maggie
- Really? - Yeah. So--
"- Really? - Yeah. So--"
Maggie
- I missed my chance.
"- I missed my chance."
Maggie
Unless I can grab that pen from you.
"Unless I can grab that pen from you."
Maggie
May I?
"May I?"
Maggie
May I? - Okay.
"May I? - Okay."
Maggie
- Benjamin
"- Benjamin"
Maggie
Julio Morales.
"Julio Morales."
Maggie
- Okay, you don't actually have to sign up.
"- Okay, you don't actually have to sign up."
Maggie
Are you doing the reading or-- - No.
"Are you doing the reading or-- - No."
Maggie
- Just put your hands on the table. - Yeah. Got it.
"- Just put your hands on the table. - Yeah. Got it."
Maggie
- Okay.
"- Okay."
Maggie
- Wow.
"- Wow."
Maggie
You're, like, really good at holding hands.
"You're, like, really good at holding hands."
Maggie
- Don't flatter yourself, okay.
"- Don't flatter yourself, okay."
Maggie
The closer I am to your energy, the clearer my vision.
"The closer I am to your energy, the clearer my vision."
Maggie
It helps the reading.
"It helps the reading."
Maggie
- Do your hands always sweat like this or is it just me?
"- Do your hands always sweat like this or is it just me?"
Maggie
- Please stop talking. - Got it.
"- Please stop talking. - Got it."
Maggie
You know, I always thought I was a little psychic.
"You know, I always thought I was a little psychic."
Maggie
- Hmm.
"- Hmm."
Maggie
- I was sure by now I was going to fall in love
"- I was sure by now I was going to fall in love"
Maggie
and have a kid with a wife
"and have a kid with a wife"
Maggie
who already hates the way that I eat bananas.
"who already hates the way that I eat bananas."
Maggie
I eat it with a fork and knife.
"I eat it with a fork and knife."
Maggie
- So I'm going to start with or without you.
"- So I'm going to start with or without you."
Maggie
- Yeah. - Okay.
"- Yeah. - Okay."
Maggie
Let's begin.
"Let's begin."
Maggie
♪
"♪"
Maggie
Oh, this is shocking.
"Oh, this is shocking."
Maggie
But you will fall in love.
"But you will fall in love."
Maggie
[chuckles]
"[chuckles]"
Maggie
It's going to be unlike anything you've ever experienced.
"It's going to be unlike anything you've ever experienced."
Maggie
There will be road trips
"There will be road trips"
Maggie
where you should really keep your eyes on the road.
"where you should really keep your eyes on the road."
Maggie
And fresh starts.
"And fresh starts."
Maggie
Oh no. Questionable fashion choices.
"Oh no. Questionable fashion choices."
Maggie
And questionable places to eat dinner.
"And questionable places to eat dinner."
Maggie
♪ There's no place to run ♪
"♪ There's no place to run ♪"
Maggie
Fun.
"Fun."
Maggie